261(售貨機)實驗記錄翻譯

SCP-261的物品记录

请使用以下格式记录从SCP-261收到的任何和所有异常物品,以及投入的金额和物品描述。世界各地的物品将被站点安全扫描和检验后提供给人员消费。


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SCP-261是否通电:
物品描述:


投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Oreos - 奥利奥 — 一袋六块装的奥利奥,蓝色外包装,西班牙语包装。普通的味道。


投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:一袋Jolly Ranchers硬糖 — 内容物除了普通的青苹果与西瓜口味,还有石榴,枇杷和黑莓味。Jolly Ranchers目前(2008年)尚未出品这些口味的硬糖。可食用。

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:“辣椒炸弹”——橙色与红色条纹的口香糖球,日文包装。尝起来就像是用墨西哥辣椒做成的。令人无法忍受的辛辣。测试暂停,方便██████博士去呕吐和喝解辣剂。

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:山露:亮粉(Mountain Dew:Hot Pink)——一个透明塑料瓶,英文包装。容器内的碳酸饮料呈亮粉色并被证实可食用,味道极甜且酸。饮用后造成了品尝者轻微高血糖。口味被识别为石榴和酸苹果的混合。

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:<未知>——一个塑料盒,能容物类似于海洛因注射器,注射器中有透明液体。随机找了一个研究员进行注射。注射后,实验体报告嘴中感觉到强烈的薄荷味。在接下来几小时内,他持续散发薄荷味,似乎来自他的汗液与体油。这之后一小时,由于持续的气味和味道,实验体报告有呕吐感。

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:<未知>——一个类似于U盘的USB设备,外包装上只有一组条码。将它插入一台电脑后,电脑以两倍的速度运行,并拒绝响应鼠标与键盘,看起来在同时运行数盘扫雷游戏。此物品被保存以期同机械型SCP联动实验。.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:<未知>——男性性器形状的牛奶巧克力,总长6.5英寸(16.51厘米),中空,白巧克力填心。锡箔纸包装,包装文字为类似韩文的未知文字。可以食用,味道很好,但有点太甜了。

Notes - More than half of the male staff avoided contact with the thing like it was made out of explosives. It is funny that majority of staff here would prefer to have a picnic with SCP-682 than touching a fucking penis-shaped candy.

试验结束。


投入钱数:167円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:多利多滋 - 一包多利多滋玉米片,烤干酪味。

投入钱数:200円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:好时坚果巧克力——一块正常尺寸的好时巧克力条,含有坚果。其内的坚果与任何已知种类不符。

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Green Apple Frosting- A container of green frosting, with a green apple flavor. Currently not produced by any company.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Lay's Blooming Onion: All-dressed- An onion of average size and color. Cutting into shows that it is made of many layers, each a different color and tasting of a different flavor of chips, including some flavors not produced by Frito-Lay.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:Unknown- A clear plastic package filled with water, with tiny Manta Ray-like creatures swimming in it. Attached to it was a blue tablet in a plastic wrapper. When the top was opened and the tablet was added, the water instantly froze with a loud pop. After the ice block was pulled out of the package, the ice turned to vapor and left behind the creatures, frozen solid. Each was described as having a slightly different flavor.


投入钱数:700円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Naked牌草莓汁 — 没检测到异常性质。英文包装。

投入钱数:700円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:可食用国际象棋棋具——一副小型可食用的国际象棋棋具,由硬糖制成。糖果的味道和质地都与Pez牌硬糖相似。法文包装。

投入钱数:700円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:人类母乳(巧克力味)— 很甜,██████博士表示有一种模糊的怀旧感。除了它的包装外没什么特别的。贴着日文标签。
“我认为它乳房形状的容器是个不错的创意。” — ██████博士

投入钱数:1000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:DIY小糖人(Build-Your-Own Candybots)— 一个小口袋,装着多种零件,可以把它们用不同的方式组合成迷你糖果机器人。完成后,机器人开始自行移动,无目的的行走,翻越障碍,大约能持续两分钟。很可爱/甜。未知语言包装。

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:SCP-417的果实 — 人员从房间撤离,直到此物品(真空包装)被移去销毁。未知语言包装。

投入钱数:100円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:肛门栓剂 — 物品未使用。接下来的测试显示它为薄荷味,并具有高营养成分,包装文字为类似希腊语的未知文字,标有使用方法。

投入钱数:700円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:培根衬衫——一件样式简单的深红色T恤,塑料包装,标签为未知语言。实验显示它同时适于食用和穿着,且味道与培根类似。穿着该衬衫没有产生除模糊的培根香味外的任何副作用。

投入钱数:1000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Advertising Bottle - A tall bottle of an unknown alloy, with a twist-off top, and filled with a liquid resembling Pepsi Blue. The sides of the bottle lit up and revealed animated advertisements featuring an attractive woman while being drank. Object powered down once liquid was fully drained. Advertisements and packaging in unknown language resembling archaic Japanese.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:温度反转泡芙(Reverse-Temperature Creampuff)——一包泡芙,暴露于寒冷环境中时会变热,暴露于炎热环境中时会转凉。将其置于微波炉中会导致表面结霜,而放在冰箱里致使它变得滚烫。虽然触感不新鲜,但它味道相当不错。


投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Thiotimoline cookies - Three chocolate chip cookies in plastic wrapping. Tasting sensations were felt at least three seconds before the cookies made any contact with the mouth. Packaging in what appears to be an unrecorded dialect of Bambara.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:硬饼干——一块硬饼干。包装上的文字稍后被确定为用希腊字母书写的大量使用希腊语法的法语。项目难以食用且口味似肉。翻译显示口味为乌龟汤。

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:Energy gas — A soap bubble stabilized inside a transparent plastic can. Packaging in English. Instruction are to "pierce a hole and inhale the contained gas." Applying a finger to the bubble will indeed pierce a hole. Inhaling the (lavender-scented) gas caused the bubble to shrink until it vanished completely and gave an energized and empowered feeling to the subject. Subject complained for several hours of an irritated and itchy nasal cavity.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Hazelnut Glosette — A package of approximately 12 small hazelnuts covered in chocolate. Packaging in German. DNA matched that of Iranian Corylus avellana strains. The Hershey Company does not manufacture this product.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:焦糖塔兰图拉蜘蛛——一只腿跨长十三英尺的多毛蜘蛛,裹有硬质焦糖。项目未被消耗。蜘蛛被确定为未经记录的Phoneutria属成员,测试显示其剧毒毒液仍存在于腺体中。未知语言包装。

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:雕塑糖(Sculptural Candy)——一支试管,内盛亮橙色、类似培乐多彩泥的膏状物,带有强烈的柑橘气味。该膏状物具有延展性并最终硬化为一种非常坚硬的材料,并导致测试者手指被困。由斯拉夫字母书写的未知语言包装。

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:Dr.Pepper的趣味吸管!(Dr.Pepper’s Amusing Straw!)——一只吸管, 当从端部进行观察时,内容物与加糖调甜的的Dr.Pepper牌饮料相类似。吸管内含有比其物理上可能含有的更多的液体(液体体积约等于一个普通Dr.Pepper汽水罐)。日文包装。

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Geology Aero — An Aero bar twice as thick as the regular, formed of four layers in four different flavors and colors of chocolate: dark, orange, mint and white. The Nestlé company does not manufacture this product. Packaging in German.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:特里的(原文如此)巧克力南瓜(Terri’s Chocolate Pumpkin)——一块南瓜形状的巧克力,能被轻易拆分为十一块扇形巧克力片。尝起来有模糊的南瓜和止咳糖浆的味道。卡夫食品公司并不生产此类产品。美式英语包装。

投入钱数:300円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:织布机的水果( Fruits of the Loom1) — 一包三件可食用的内衣,颜色鲜艳。物品被没收。当前行踪不明。

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:食之有声(Sound Bites)——拟声词形状的小块曲奇饼。在碎裂或被咀嚼时,物品会发出与其文字对应的声音。


投入钱数:10,000円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:Item is a small loaf of round bread in the shape of a pinwheel with six points. Colorful wrapper bears logo for "Heaven's Shining Auspicious Bakery," with the tag-line, "Made by angles for angles" (sic). Upon consuming the item, subject immediately fell into a comatose state, during which he appeared to be in a constant ecstatic state similar to an orgasm. Subject recovered after fifty minutes, although he remained delirious for over two more hours, babbling about "gates of pure palladium, polished by the multitudinous hosts of the shattered princess".

投入钱数:1円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:一颗爆过的甜玉米花。

投入钱数:10円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:五片被称为Klepon的印度尼西亚传统小吃。物品被置于一片作为托盘的香蕉叶上且用塑料包裹,包装上没有任何标签或食品有效日期。

投入钱数:100円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:A can labelled 'Ponari Sweat' in blue and white. Some text in Indonesian on the side, claiming that this beverage could 'cure any kind of disease', 'Made in Jombang', 'straight from Ponari's magic stone' and other gimmicky-sounding adverts. Can given to a D-class with prostate cancer for testing. After emptying the can, the D-class was thoroughly examined. Results show that the prostate cancer had disappeared.

投入钱数:1000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:A small orange box with a radioactive sign on the side, and a small red button on top. Item moved to a heavy-duty blast chamber and tested extensively. After thorough examination it was found to be harmless and does not exhibit any radiation signs at all. The decision was made to test the object, with all observers other than the subject observing via closed-circuit camera. When subject pressed the button, a bright flash was recorded, and then a small orange mushroom cloud. Subject was unharmed, and after the experiment anyone entering the blast chamber immediately sensed a tangy, heavily orange flavor. Subject had to wash continuously for five hours to rid his body of the scent.


投入钱数:300円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:A styrofoam bowl with a paper lid, labelled "Instant Morioka-Style Reimen: just add hot water." Instructions, written in Japanese, indicate to add hot water and let stand for three minutes, then stir well. Contents of bowl appear to be instant noodles as well as several small capsules of unknown make and a dusting of white sugar-like crystals. Upon adding hot water, item grew warm for approximately three minutes, then immediately chilled to approximately 5°C. Upon peeling back the cover, noodles were found to be cooked and floating in a cold beef broth. Capsules were missing, and replaced with a slice of fresh watermelon, six slices thinly sliced roast beef, six pieces of kkakdugi (ponytail radish kimchi), and half a hard boiled egg. Contents were edible. Advertisements on packaging encouraged users to "try our other flavors," including "traditional Korean" and "kimchi mixed"


投入钱数:1500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Unknown - A sealed paper sleeve of indeterminate chemical makeup and unknown language. Stylized image of what appears to be a 6-legged blue tortoise. Packaging opened to reveal a single large piece of dark dried meat. Taste noted as sweet and spicy, with an unusual texture. Approximately 6 hours after consumption, subject reported itching in internal organs and heavy flatulence. Isolated to quarantine where what appeared to be a violent allergic reaction caused the prolapse of two-thirds of his digestive tract from either end of his body. Subject died after 5 hours.

投入钱数:750円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Aluminum bottle with screw-top, colorful graphic on the sides indicating flying insects contained within. Testing moved to isolation chamber. Subject opened bottle and was swarmed by highly aggressive insects colored in Red, Blue, Green, and Purple. Subject consumed a number of the insects attempting to sting him on his arms and torso. Flavors primarily sour and bitter fruits of uncertain identity. Described as "Similar to PEZ, but not as sweet."

Insects died approximately 9 minutes later and were collected. Agreement in flavor noted throughout all test participants willing to consume insects. Initial subject indicates lesions covering exposed skin, oozing brightly colored fluid with similar flavor. No further side-effects noted. Lesions appeared to heal normally.

投入钱数:1500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Steel canister with pressure gauge on top, release valve. Label shows brightly colored trisymmetrical lifeforms inhaling psychedelic fumes. Subject unscrews release valve, noting strong smell of bitter almonds before asphyxiating. Contents revealed to be pressurized hydrogen cyanide gas. Testing halted.


投入钱数:1000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Rat on a stick. — A fried rat skewered on a thin wooden spike. Southern fried.

投入钱数:250円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:苹果冲击(Applexsplosion)——物品看似一袋普通苹果,但有的个体为粉色,橙色和白色等颜色。然而,任何的物理损伤会导致它的个体发生剧烈爆炸,使整个房间覆盖上一层粘稠的可食用果酱。果酱的味道取决于爆炸个体的颜色,但均为果味。

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:糖衣子弹!(Candy Bullets!)— 一把CZ-75-B 9毫米口径手枪,装在半透明袋子里。袋子上画着几个被击中的笑面人,贴着用标准纽约黑帮黑话写成的标签。弹夹中的子弹经测验为一种类似硬糖的物质制成,但拥有完整的击发功能。物品走火击中了实验对象的脚。除了普通枪伤的疼痛感外,实验体还报告感觉到强烈的薄荷味,并持续了数小时。弹头在对象体内溶解,不需要手术移除。手枪本身也可食用,但嚼不动。味道为什锦果味。

投入钱数:400円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:次元面包圈(Dimensional Donuts)——一盒色彩鲜艳的面包圈,西班牙语包装。面包圈能在中央圆孔处产生空间异常,当它断开时此作用消失。当被倾斜放置时,有一些小物体从圆孔中掉出。物体种类根据持有人,面包圈,时间的不同而变化。记录下来的物体有糖果,水果片,拼图块,不同种类的弹药,血液,汽油,未知物种的昆虫,人类手指。


Following test logs from March 9, 2009 were impromptu testing on an unpowered SCP-261 prompted by power loss in the wing that the SCP-261 is kept in during lunchtime. Results are listed as usual.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:Blastola Cola. Blue and orange can, with advertisement on the side for "CAPTAIN COMIC XII PRE-RELEASE GIVEAWAY!" No such game exists. Soda tasted of cola sweetened with cane sugar. After drinking, subject was seen to belch a puff of what has been described as "cold fire". Subject was uninjured. A workplace safety poster that was struck with the cloud was briefly covered in a thin layer of frost.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:Pile O' Slugs. A produce box, typical of the sort used to pack strawberries, full of live garden slugs. Label on the lid was hand-written in English. While not consumed, later testing revealed that the slugs contained large amounts of vitamin C, E, and most of the B complex (sans Riboflavin). Also contained large amounts of arsenic.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:Unknown name. Aluminum box containing brick of gelatinous green material. When opened, material began to scream. Item was not consumed. When tested later the material had shriveled into a tiny green flake suspended in water, and was capable of emitting a 2 dB whispering noise. All attempts to identify nature of material failed; flake reportedly curled in on itself and dissolved shortly after testing began.


投入钱数:200円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Bright yellow, elongated package made of cellophane, resembling a banana peel. Language of label is identified as a combination of Welsh and Spanish, and when translated reads as, "Banana Easier to Open! Making Your Banana Opening Easy!" Package contained a bright yellow food item resembling an unpeeled banana except in color. Chemical testing found higher amounts of fructose and other processed sweeteners, along with small amounts of [DATA EXPUNGED]. Upon removal of [DATA EXPUNGED] from the object, a Class-D Personnel sampled the object and noted that it was very sweet.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Fried fish patty with mustard filling, similar to a Hot Pocket in packaging and preparation. Package bore the likeness of Muppet character "the Swedish Chef", and with the exception of the instructions and nutritional information (in English) the remainder of the packaging is in unintelligible faux-Swedish with an abundance of umlauts and accent marks. Item was extremely salty.

At this point in the experiment, Dr. ███████ unplugged SCP-261 and asked for the change to be noted.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:"Most Horrendously Painful Hangover Ever Candy Shots". Japanese packaging bearing the logo of the band Offspring and tiny, super-deformed likenesses of the band smashing a generic salaryman's head with jackhammers. Candy appeared to be gummi shot glasses full of various solid color gummi. Taste varied from candy to candy, but was generally "extremely sweet". Candy was examined and shown to have no alcoholic content, despite slight flavor that insinuated otherwise. Ingredient list on back listed only "HATRED AND VITRIOL" in English; no other ingredients listed anywhere on package in any language, although note on the underside of the package states that the candy may aggravate dairy allergies.

投入钱数:1000円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:Small cylinder covered in crosshatching lines of varying configuration; appears to be a form of writing. Bright purple and green wrapping bears drawing of a vaguely humanoid yellow figure with what appears to be two mouths. Removing cap produced a sudden gush of gray-violet foam; subject dropped the tube and ran to the chemical wash, stating that it was burning his hands. The foam was found to be acidic, and contain significant amounts of capsaicin. The latter was more responsible for the burning sensation than the former. When analyzed, the foam was shown to contain massive amounts of Riboflavin and B6, but no other B complex vitamins, or other vitamins whatsoever. It did contain trace amounts of arsenic and methane, as well as a few minerals that were currently unknown; unfortunately, the sample was lost when the foam dissolved after several hours.

投入钱数:200円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Small, airtight blue plastic bag, very cold to the touch and labelled in an unknown language. Contents appeared to be several small, shriveled gray spheres half a centimeter in diameter, apparently freeze-dried. When heated in water they expand to two centimeters in diameter. Spheres appear to be eyeballs of an unknown animal, deep blue throughout with hourglass-shaped pupils and thick purple vessels. The outside was slick and tasteless, but when bitten a large amount of thick purple jelly tasting of watered-down grape juice bursts out. Minutes later, the jelly turned out to cause extremely vivid hallucinations.

投入钱数:50円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:一小罐“我很好吃(Eetmees)”,包装上贴着法语标签,描述此物品“令人垂涎!”和“不可否认的美味!”。罐子里装着五只小型蟹状生物,每只个体长着三足,小螯,和大如露珠样的眼睛。把它们放出罐子后,它们开始上下雀跃,敲打钳子,并一遍又一遍地用尖锐刺耳的声音大叫“吃掉我!”。如果实验没立刻吃掉它们或拒绝食用它们,这些“我很好吃”将变得更加具有献身精神,爬上彼此的背部,搭成“食”梯,直达实验体的嘴中。被咀嚼时,这些生物“兴奋的尖叫”,直到被吞咽时都在发出“Weee”的尖叫音。

投入钱数:100円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:“吃它(FOOD)”。18盎司(510.29克)钢制拉环罐头。标签白底黑字写着大字“FOOD”,没有其他信息(营养,配料,重量等)。开启后,发现里面装有灰色无味的粘稠物。实验体描述它“没有任何味道”。后来,发现实验体变得思维迟钝,感情冷漠。化学分析显示此物质无脂肪,无胆固醇,含有所有人体必需的维生素与矿物质,还含有数种未知化学物质。

投入钱数:100円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:“喝它(DRINK)”。12盎司(340.19克)铝质易拉罐。标签与“吃它”相似:除了黑色大字“DRINK”外全为白色。内部液体无色无味,密度比水低。饮用后,对象变得更加顺从,更加服从命令。饮用更多的“喝它”后,对象变得几乎没有自主意识。“喝它”的长期效果正在调查中。


投入钱数:300円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:牛肉!(BEEF!):铝制罐头,外表与浓汤罐头相似。其包装格式与普通罐头相似,但所有信息或字符都被重复的“BEEF!BEEF!BEEF!”所替代。罐头内含有略带粉色的肉类,其随后确认为未经烹饪的牛肉。未检测到异常。

投入钱数:300円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:“薄荷鱼”:普通纸质信封,俄语与纳瓦霍语双语包装。包装内含有无法辨认的浅绿色粉末。当被加入冷水中时,粉末立刻形成了一只小型金鱼的形状,金鱼颜色与粉末相同。金鱼在水中扭动且被证实难以捕捉,其程度与活鱼类似。该生物只有在被从水中取出并被安保人员处决后才停止了移动。 物品被描述为难嚼且味道极其令人不快的。

投入钱数:300円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:“尝我”(TASTE ME):一个透明塑料盒,内含一片清蛋糕。除产品名称被列于包装上外,标签上没有有关产品成分或其他任何信息的说明。物品由一个D级人员品尝,实验对象在食用物品后立刻陷入痉挛,随后不久便崩溃并死亡。尸体剖检显示对象增高了七英寸、体重增加了13.6%,脑部组织的扩张导致了死亡和癫痫发作。对蛋糕的化验分析显示其内含有大量人体生长激素和几种未知化学物质。


姓名:King博士

投入钱数:1円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:单颗种子。经检验为苹果核。

投入钱数:2円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:两颗种子,仍为苹果核。

投入钱数:3円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:三颗种子,还是苹果核。

投入钱数:1000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:一千颗苹果核。接下来又进行了数次试验,每次都是苹果核。人们开始抱怨King博士把SCP-261“弄坏了”。SCP-261被空置一夜,翌日清晨由其它研究员继续试验。

投入钱数:300円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:“和平女神(Ladypax)”。几块包着棕色包装纸的小蛋糕,标签文字为掺杂着数量异常的外来语并有点过时的日语。蛋糕为巧克力味,填有草莓味的夹心。当由女性对象食用后,会使对象立刻处于月经期,尽管当时并非对象的月经期。

投入钱数:1000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:“庞客(Prangles)”。物品看起来就是一桶酸奶油加洋葱味的普通品客薯片。唯一的不同为它的商标人物,他的肤色为红色并露出一副邪恶的表情。凭直觉,物品交付给一个D级人员对象。这桶庞客开启后,对象开始无法自己地不停食用薯片,连续数天仍没有想停下来的迹象,这亦说明薯片桶可以无限地生产薯片。这种薯片看起来与普通的品客薯片相同,但它作为非健康食品的副作用已经开始在对象身上显现了。月末处刑时,薯片桶从实验体手中强行移去。目前,它正用于对第二个对象的实验中。

姓名:King博士
投入钱数:300円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:300颗苹果核。每次由King博士或由受他指导的研究员进行的实验都产生相同的结果。此事目前原因不明,针对“SCP-261拥有认知能力”议题的实验已提在日程中。

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:X-treme Chips - Yellow bag with no labeling or nutrition facts save for a gigantic red "X" on the front. Opened cautiously to find nothing more than standard potato chips. Fed chips to D-Class 24045-06, whose voice immediately grew deeper and requested this agent join him in extreme sport activities such as surfboarding, mountain climbing, and bungee jumping. Request was denied.

投入钱数:50円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Maxwell House Artificial Coffee Drink - 355 ml navy blue can with the Maxwell House Logo prominently displayed on upper half. Lower half shows steaming cup of coffee and coffee beans. Ingredients listed as water, artificial flavor, and sucrose. 10 calories. Item was bitter and noted to be inferior to instant coffee. Drink is not produced by Maxwell House after product research.


投入钱数:1500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:A red mushroom with blue spots, resembling no other species of fungus. When fed to D24046-19, he claimed to be "[sic] totally tripping balls", and then instructed researchers to "be quiet, my show is on". For a duration of one hour, he was no longer reactant to any kind of sensory input, alternately laughing and crying without correlation to external stimuli. When subject awoke, he stated that he did not exactly recall what he had seen, but noted that it appeared to be a sitcom.

投入钱数:100,000円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:[数据删除]。物品已被隔离,进行认知能力测试。对象被扣押七天进行污染测试。测试结果均为阴性。对象和[数据删除]均在隔离数日后释放。物品被形容为“一开始很清淡,但伴随着一次味觉的大爆发。”当请求被拒绝时,对象表达了想再多点的欲望和抑郁。

投入机器超过5000円的实验测试需经高层批准。


投入钱数:100円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:A lavishly illustrated menu for "Big Bub's House of Subs". Further investigation revealed that the photographs of the various menu items were flavored like the items they represented. Nutrient content was typical for moderate quality restaurant fare. Item was dry, but not filling.

投入钱数:250円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:A blue and yellow 500 ml metal can with a screw-on cap, labeled "Dr. Belcher's Magical Flashing Bug Juice". Can contains a carbonated neon green liquid which emits occasional flashes of bright indigo light. Testing reveals no radioactivity or electromagnetic emissions outside the indigo band. No nutrition information printed on the can. Tastes strongly of tangelos. Heavy diuretic effect that lasted several days.

投入钱数:1000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:特工Orange Sherbert:一个印有模糊不清的工薪阶层法语的小雪糕盒,上面有着一个卡通的特工,身穿风衣,戴着软帽和墨镜,竖起大拇指,说着“好吃到可以为它死两次!”。给了D-2348进行测试。对象尝了一口并声称“尝起来像上面有着香草奶油的很浓的橘子味沙冰,像尝着果汁唇蜜”。对象稍后抱怨说背上疼痛,但第二天报告说他没事了。

投入钱数:1500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Q先生的笨拙汽水瓶(Mr Q's Cumbersome Soda Bottle):一个透明小塑胶瓶,有着薄荷般的绿色,在瓶颈有着一个奇怪的塞子。瓶子正常倾斜时,汽水流到瓶塞就不会再流出。经过一小时的测试后,发现到瓶塞只会在从瓶子底部,向右倾斜轻微摇晃时才会起作用。汽水被描述为很清新且非常可口。

投入钱数:10円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:一罐12盎司(335毫升)装的“美国空气”。罐上画着一面美国国旗。值得注意的是,旗面上只有48颗星,而不是50颗。罐子上写着标语:“一个真正的爱国者知道不能和共产主义者同呼吸一种空气。一个真正的爱国者会记得这事。淋漓畅快的抒发对自由的热爱吧,美国空气™与你同在。”和想的一样,这罐子盛着有陈腐气味的普通空气。

投入钱数:100円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:A size 64 trilby style fedora composed of beef jerky. The object was flattened inside small cardboard box, with nutrition facts and a label reading "Meathat: Teriyaki Fedora," and the catchphrase "You can have your hat, and eat it too!" Consumed without incident, taste described as tough, but enjoyable.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:An LP music album composed entirely of hard green sugar, in an airtight green plastic wrap. Packaging in Albanian, with a picture of a cellist and a pianist playing a duet. Playing the album resulted in an unrecognized piano/strings movement, with the LP uncoiling itself as the needle passed. Surprisingly, this did not seem to interfere with the balance of the LP or the phonograph machine in any way. A recording of the music is available on request. The LP was consumed by those attending the presentation, reportedly tasting like lime-flavored hard candy.

投入钱数:1000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:An olive green plastic bag of dried bay leaves. Packaging in ancient Greek, Delphic dialect, with the phrase "Pythia's Choice™ brand Bay Leaves." Three leaves were fed to subject D-3968. Subject reported loss of feeling in his limbs, displayed unusual vocal patterns, and seemed to be entering a trancelike state. Upon consuming two more leaves, the subject collapsed and went into convulsions, screaming apparent gibberish interspersed with ancient Greek of the same dialect displayed on the package. Subject continued to convulse for three minutes and twenty-four seconds, then became limp and unresponsive. Subject died two days afterward, with no signs of recovery. Analysis of leaves has shown an extremely high concentration of ethylene, a chemical compound known to cause the observed effects. How the subject spoke Greek is as yet unknown. The translation of the subject's outburst is largely nonsensical, and is available on file by request.

投入钱数:4 mon (coin circa mid-15th century Japan)
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Small red velvet pouch with intricate golden embroidery depicting various hiōgi fans. Bound with golden string. Opening the pouch revealed the contents to be little more than dust. Analysis of dust reveals it to consist of dessicated rice, red beans, shrimp and soybeans, originating from approximately the same era as the currency used.

投入钱数:300円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:标有“安妮阿姨的果味纤维:蓝树莓贝雷帽”的柱状圆罐,包装说明由英语、法语和夏威夷语分别写成。标签鼓励顾客尝试系列内的其他口味,包括”葡萄连指手套”、“薄荷露指手套”和“樱桃风帽”。内容物包括一束散发着香甜气息的蓝色纱线,一对编织针和一张印有编制简单贝雷帽说明指导的纸。对于“纱线”末端的取样分析证实其可食用,虽然其被描述为“难嚼还有点干”且带有树莓味。主持研究员根据说明成功织出了一顶与纸上描述一致的贝雷帽,并报告“纱线”的表现与混纺羊毛类似。

投入钱数:一枚被SCP-261接受的500日元假币(由基地(Site)自制,与真品完全一致)
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:大约三秒延迟后,一个白色不透明玻璃纸包装袋出现在出货口处。袋里装着类似于“小熊软糖(Gummi Bears)”的橡皮糖,但形状为竖起中指的手。物品被认为是一种威吓而非消费。经检验,橡皮糖里面含有剂量足以致死的氰化钾。


10-09-2009,████████博士用未通电的SCP-261进行了一系列的实验,试图察明它在运行多久后开始卖出“荒诞”的物品。出于安全考虑,所有买到的物品皆由D级人员测试。

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:一罐标示为“可口百事 零度”的软饮料,包装图样同时具有可口可乐与百事可乐的零卡路里版本的特征。D级人员报告它的味道像是两种可乐的混合体,而且有明显的甜味剂味道。经分析它的成分为两种可乐的混合成分。没有不良作用。

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:一个罐子,从标示上看为在普通杂货店能买到的罐头玉米粒,但容量似乎更大。打开后,发现里面装有融化的热黄油和两个未成熟的玉米棒。罐子从外面摸并没有经过加热的迹象。开罐的D级人员形容它和美味,在食用它后要了一根牙签,批准。黄油很普通地冷却了。后续观察中,D级人员报告腹部疼痛,经处决后解剖发现,他的肠胃中充满崩开的爆米花。

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:一个未经包装的物体,看起来像是一个二型破片手雷“菠萝”(mark 2 "pineapple" fragmentation hand grenade)。试验区域紧急清空。D级人员在监视下前往回收此物体。物体看起来没有危险。它被移往一个防爆间。D级人员被命令拉掉保险环,投掷并后退。物体在防爆间的角落里爆炸了,迸发出一团“糖蒸汽”和高速破片。防爆间被大量的糖霜覆盖。金属破片扎入墙中。进入防爆间后,能感觉到强烈的甜味。没有其他不良作用。

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:一个6英寸(15.24厘米)长的SCP-682玩偶。把它从贩卖机中移出后,它激活了,突然凭空拿出手杖和帽子,跳起理发店四重唱之舞。标准的理发店四重唱音乐从未知来源传出,无法确定歌手位置。附近的保安人员在慌乱中向玩偶开枪。子弹似乎没有效果,被玩偶吸收。音乐和舞蹈持续了大约两分钟,在摆出一个最终亮相后,玩偶不动了。物品没有被食用。它被证实由焦糖制成。进一步化学分析显示其中含有大量砒霜与篦麻毒素。物品在遭受9毫米空尖弹射击后完好无缺,似乎“治愈”了伤口但没有移除弹头。物品已销毁。


投入钱数:10円纸币(发行于1943年)
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:巧克力质的5又1/4英寸软盘,之后的检查显示为日本MSX电脑格式。成功执行了读/写测试,且发现上述电脑无法融化或以任何方式影响该磁盘,尽管事实上计算机内部温度足以融化巧克力。物品尝起来像其他任何的牛奶巧克力。

投入钱数:450円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:“Malinalxochitl的超克力”(Malinalxochitl,阿兹特克的蛇型神祗——译注),一个小小的铝管,有一个似乎是什么阿兹特克语的标签,插图是一名面带微笑,吉祥物风格的妇女穿着中美洲传统服装,手捧一个散发蒸汽的杯子。使用其底部带有的加热丝,激活它可以加热内部的液体。尝起来有点像巧克力,但苦且辣

投入钱数:300円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:“哲学家的无花果蜂蜜”,一个有盖的陶瓷小盒,类似古希腊陶器风格。希腊文标签指出其包括一个“特别的哲学家赠品”。盒子被一道陶瓷从中分割,一半装有蜂蜜,另一半盛有几个新鲜的无花果。蜂蜜被描述为“苜蓿味”,无花果被描述为“多汁”和“就好象刚从树上摘下来”。内含的赠品是一个小型的大理石的柏拉图半身像。

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:“仙女仙女(原文如此)的炼金硬币”。一包白色包装纸的,像奖章形状的饼干,四分之一尺寸,并有炼金术符号刻写在它们的表面上。中世纪英语的标签上,有几个卡通仙女正在这些饼干上挥舞魔杖。饼干含金和银的夹心被取出。D级人员吃掉饼干外壳,并指出它们的口感和味道都类似椒盐饼干。其他饼干(夹心)含有硫酸、盐酸、锑、汞、铅。

投入钱数:535円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:“曼德尔小面包”虽然品名暗示为面包,实际内部产品为一份4个干燥的分形型的巧克力饼干。该分形重复了饼干表面的原子结构。包装上的一条警告说明这些饼干必须浸泡在水里或牛奶里食用以免伤害到口腔和喉咙。

投入钱数:400円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:“Turduchoken”(意思不明的土耳其语,猜测为兴奋鸡——译注)土耳其炸丸子(使用芫荽,尖椒,大蒜,奶酪等和肉馅一起绞碎的肉丸,做这道菜的用料很多很杂且需要搅拌机,如果想吃还是去馆子吧……常下厨房试手各地菜式的译注),包括一个有巧克力夹心的炸鸭肉丸和一个炸鸡肉丸。风味被描述为“很有趣的美味”。产品描述说明含有的饱和脂肪为一个成年人所需量的450%。

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:"Piscina." A soda can packaged by the Coca-Cola Company. English labelling and logo. Nutrition facts note high in Omega 3 fatty acids. Ingredients list fish oils prominently. D-class opened, consumed. Texture of chicken soup, tastes like fresh salmon; verified by researcher. Taste was unusual but enjoyable.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:一个纸板盒,9cm x 9cm x 6cm,在正面有一张蓝色背景的未知人类臼齿图画。类似阿兹特克文字的未知象形文字手迹。打开盒子内含一颗牙,原尺寸,大约5厘米长。本质上是一块大硬糖;化学分析已证实。牙齿的“浆”是一种甜美的水果糖浆。除了形状,没有化学上的不同寻常处。

投入钱数:5000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:一个玻璃香水瓶,盛满人工调香的人类汗水。化学分析显示含有高浓度的人类信息素和肉豆蔻。实质上是一种温和的媚药。没有标签。

投入钱数:10000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:“酗酒鸟”一听没有易拉环的罐头,一张纸质标签上绘有一只正在从一个酒瓶里喝酒的嵩雀。内容物为一只肥胖的嵩雀淹死在白兰地里。化学分析显示没有异常。

投入钱数:800円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:蜂蜡六角棱柱——像蜂巢里的一个巢室一样——约六厘米深,每边长三厘米——约是一个单份酸奶杯的尺寸。六角棱柱表面印有一只卡通蜜蜂的浮雕图案,配有被翻译为“春日糖浆”的俄语文字。营养成分表印于棱柱侧面。内含膨化燕麦,每粒中都盛有少量新鲜蜂蜜。物品被研究院食用,一个样本被保留以进行进一步研究。

投入钱数:200円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:一只活的、无毛无骨的天竺鼠,营养成分表被用英语纹在其身体右侧。含有水平高到不正常的维生素和矿物质,以及一种没有标注推荐日摄食量的未知营养剂“Heliate”。杀死天竺鼠后,试验人员本欲取四肢食用,但意外打开了其腹腔,并发现在其腹腔器官应存在的空间内填有一块绿色的薄荷味牛奶冻。

投入钱数:100円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:"Stan-Fizz." Standard-shaped soda can. English text, Coca-Cola bottling company. Green and purple color scheme on the logo, unknown substance 'standis' listed in the ingredients list, in the form of 'Artificial flavor of standis'. Presumably no actual standis in the beverage. Taste reminiscent of grape soda and champagne.

投入钱数:490円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:红色塑胶容器,上面标记为“光荣决斗”(HONOR DUEL)。包装内有着两个似乎是武士的人型公仔,一个黑色,另一个红色。在打开包装时,这些“武士”站了起来并相互攻击。经过一场短暂的战斗,黑色的武士将红色的武士斩首,呐喊着胜利的呼叫,并消失了。随后对红色武士的分析发现它由硬糖做成,木莓味。

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:两(2)个标准3A电池,装饰有显眼且无法翻译的标志。除此以外,物品其他方面完全正常。


十次重复试验,两次试验间间隔为一分钟。试验使用的硬币均获取于[数据删除]外的可口可乐自动售卖机。
每次投入钱数:65円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:
实验1-3:三罐可口可乐,带有不同的日文标签。内容物的化学性质与目前的可乐配方公式完全一致。
实验4:Diet "Koke". The other text on the can is written in a pidgin language apparently derived from Chinese and Japanese.
实验5:A can of "Coca-Cola Clear". Label glows in the dark, and top of can has a holo-foil advertisement for an unknown animated film.
实验6:Caramelized coca leaves. Very strong aroma of mint. Class D who ingested it showed symptoms of a mild coca overdose, but no other response.
实验7:Container shattered upon vending. Appears to have been a glass container filled with a brownish gas. Bottle was fully sealed, lacking lid or cap.
实验8:"Lemony and buttErific Dragon Delite!". An uncooked ear of yellow corn molded into the shape of a Chinese dragon. Microwaving resulted in it "breathing" a stream of molten butter into the internals of the microwave, causing a fire.
实验9:"Bottled lightning". An apparently-empty glass bottle that serves as a powerful Leyden jar. The class D who opened it experienced a near-fatal electric shock upon opening. Subject reported "tasting" temperatures for an hour thereafter.
实验10:一罐“可口可乐”。D级人员在开罐后立即对其进行了化验。化验结果显示饮料内含有一氧化碳而非二氧化碳。


投入钱数:1500円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:"Snapple" - A seemingly normal Granny Smith, with a small, hand-written tag attached to the stem. Further examination revealed the center to be composed of solid tin.

投入钱数:430円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:"Chūseishi Bēkon", in a plastic bag. Artwork on the front depicts an anthropomorphic piece of bacon being crushed between two heavy rocks. Bag contains approximately 50 bite-size objects which appear and smell vaguely bacon-like.

Upon one piece being fed to a D-Class, the subject immediately clutched his stomach and collapsed onto the floor. Examination of the D-Class's stomach contents revealed that his stomach had become extremely distended and full (approximately 3.9 liters by volume) with cooked bacon.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:Apparently a standard Hershey's brand chocolate bar, with the packaging text written backwards, as if reflected in a mirror. The chirality of all amino acids and sugars in the chocolate bar is the opposite of that of Earth-life organic compounds.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:“但丁之物”(Dante's)。重达750克的饼干,由九个不同的同心环形饼干构成。包装描述其味道“极其糟糕/尝起来像地狱一样!”(Taste like Hell!)

投入钱数:1000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Small, empty plastic blue package with a stylized drop of water. On the back were instructions written in German and Dutch. The directions instructed the user to empty the package above a large bucket containing one liter of water and stir. When the instructions were followed, an additional 0.5 liters of water appeared in the bucket. Somewhat bitter.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:一中袋椒盐饼干,饼干制成齿轮、弹簧、长杆和其他发条装置的形状。饼干包装袋上描绘着一个似乎由发条组成的人物,该人物一边微笑着眨眼一边作出竖起大拇指的赞赏手势。食物本身很咸且难以咀嚼。


投入钱数:1500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Small pill bottle with writing on it in an unknown language. Package depicts a cartoon image of a young boy biting into a squirming candy rat. Bottle contained ten (10) large pellets. One (1) pellet was given to a lab rat and subsequently eaten. The lab rat then fell asleep, after which all of the rat's tissues rapidly began transformation into various candy substances. Roughly ten minutes later, the rat awoke and seemed to be able to function normally despite all of its tissues being transformed into non-functional candy tissues. D-class instructed to eat the rat. Reported that the organs were replaced by a jelly candy substance, the blood seemed to be syrup, and bones were made of crystallized sugar. The taste of the candy was normal and as expected, and no adverse effects were reported. Remaining pellets placed in storage for later testing.


投入钱数:555円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:“圣帕特里克蛇皮派”。物品名称为英文,标签为爱尔兰盖尔语。 物品由收缩塑料膜包裹,类似一个小型碎肉馅饼。对物品的解剖显示派的内部填满了被腌制并干燥过的某未知品种的蛇肉。D级人员食用了物品,并报告其口感类似难以咀嚼的鸡肉。

投入钱数:555円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:一只粉红色的汽水高罐,未带标签。打开罐子时产生了类似手榴弹爆炸的声音,内容物是起泡的澄清液体。在一些液体意外洒到桌上并导致了小圆形物体从桌面的塑料中长出后,D级人员拒绝饮用该液体。分析显示从桌面长出的物品是内含两栖动物胚胎的卵。

投入钱数:1025円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Machine dispensed a cheap-looking flashlight and six colored lenses, each a different color of the rainbow. After an hour, during which a small group had gathered in an attempt to discover its purpose, Dr. █████ accidentally shone the flashlight on a nearby D-Class' face while the red lens was attached. Subject reported a vague taste of cherry. The other lenses were shown to cause tastes of orange, banana, lime, blueberry, and grape. Testing revealed the flashlight and lenses to be ordinary plastic.

投入钱数:600円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:一个带软木塞和纸质标签的玻璃瓶。标签上的文字大部分由亚美尼亚字母表中的字符组成,但不与任何可识别的单词相对应。瓶内盛有由30%乙醇,45%鳗鱼血液(品种不明),25%水,痕量雪松树脂和铅组成的混合物。

投入钱数:600円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:White cellophane envelope. Lettering on envelope reads "Aged meat product" in Gujarat language, phonetically transcribed into Hebrew alphabet. Envelope contains rotten, maggot-infested meat (probably avian in origin).

投入钱数:600円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Pull-tab aluminium can labeled "BILLY BEER" and packaged in the same manner as novelty beer product produced by Falls City Brewing Company in the United States in the late 1970s. Can labeling includes the endorsement: "I had this beer brewed just for me. I think it's the best I've ever tasted. And I've tasted a lot. I think you'll like it too. Billy Carter." Can contains a liquid that appears to be beer. Subject consumed some and reported symptoms of mild intoxication for the following 72 hours.

投入钱数:150 "B円", 美占冲绳在1948-1958年间使用的军事货币
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:一个含有泡菜和生菜的奶酪汉堡,与 ████████连锁餐厅售卖的同类汉堡一致。

投入钱数:150 B円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:一个边长七厘米的盒子,当打开时会播放一首录制得很差的歌曲,同时一个芭蕾舞演员雕像在盒内的基座上不断旋转。芭蕾舞演员和盒子都被证实是由液化并经再构成的双层芝士汉堡制成。

投入钱数:150 B円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:一份凯撒沙拉,不含生菜,置于一可食用的豆制品盘子上。

投入钱数:5和同开弥(日本公元前八世纪使用的货币)
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:一碗煮熟的米饭,未附餐具。
Note: Contemporary to the time; the bowl was dated to the late first millennium, and chopsticks were not yet commonly used among the poorer classes. SCP-261 appears to be treating the coins at their original value.

投入钱数:45和同开弥
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:一个比上次试验中送出的碗质量更高的盘子,内容物被确认为盖着切片猴肉的米饭。

投入钱数:用假名开的1000円支票,与钞票尺寸相同
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:一张3厘米乘五厘米的卡纸。当被一个人持有时,他们会报告尝到了牛奶巧克力的味道,该情况会一直持续直至他们放下该卡纸。

投入钱数:A note, in English, reading "I.O.U. 500 ¥"
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:一个打开的Frito-Lay公司生产的Smartfood牌切达芝士味爆米花包装袋。内含爆米花残渣和切达芝士调味粉,以及一张写有“I.O.U. 41颗爆米花”的便条。

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:四十一颗芝士味爆米花,无包装。与Smartfood品牌生产的爆米花完全相同。

投入钱数:0円 (直接按压退币按钮)
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:一个“0円”硬币被从取物口送出。硬币由铸铁压制而成,反面绘着微笑的Ronald McDonald。

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Styrofoam cup labelled "Tastee Bird Spicy Lime Snack!!!" containing 2 oz of unknown powder. Instructions are to "fill to line with hot water, cover and wait 3 minutes". Upon opening, package contained reconstituted, de-calcified parrot skeleton in a tangy broth with celery and cilantro and lime. Described as "zesty, with an odd texture." Nutritional information indicates it contains 300% daily recommended sodium.

投入钱数:0円 (直接按压退币按钮)
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:一只贴有印刷字母写成的“停止这种把戏”(Stop That)标签的红色铝罐,罐中传出清晰可闻的间歇性嗡嗡声,仿佛来自一只巨大愤怒的昆虫。实验对象拒绝打开容器。

投入钱数:666円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:A plastic box of "Uncle Nick's" brand "Delicious Sunday Profani-snack". Branding prominently featured a winking cartoon devil as well as pentagrams, inverted crosses, and other occult symbols stereotypically associated with satanism. All text other than the brand name and product name printed in vulgar Latin in a slightly irregular typeface suggesting hand-lettering. Back of box prominently featured the slogan "Damnation guaranteed!". Ingredients list included "unholy water" but was otherwise consistent with a meal consisting solely of bread and wine. Box contained thirteen pieces of unleavened bread in the style of communion wafers and a clear plastic sachet of red wine with a drinking nozzle. Subject reported wafers as delicious and surprisingly filling with a taste reminiscent of very rare steak, and wine as excellent but slightly salty. Subject was placed under observation, but no anomalous behaviour has been reported.

投入钱数:0円,使用的是早些试验中SCP-261送出的“0円”硬币
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:一只袋子,里面装有一套完整的由汉堡、薯条、洋葱圈和大杯可乐组成的套餐,其类似于从████████购买的同类产品,但包装删去了所有营养信息和原料成分表。袋子被给予一个D级实验对象品尝。对象报告套餐完全没有味道,食物质地均一光滑并令人厌倦,而且完全没有减轻她的饥饿感。

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电 (power cord had been accidentally pulled out of wall while cleaning up after previous experiment)
物品描述:One soft drink can, similar in styling to diet cola, printed in a language later determined to be Denzongkha and to read "SCREAMING [untranslatable] - OPEN CAN ENJOY SCREAMING MEAL". Upon opening, can emitted a painful shrieking noise estimated at 125-130dB for approximately fifteen seconds, during which time subject managed to hold onto the can and reported it growing lighter. When the noise ceased, both subjects present noted that they felt oddly sated, and did not need to eat for the rest of the day.

投入钱数:3000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Item dispensed was a small tan box with the text "Tasty Fetus!" in dark green text. On the box below this text is a picture of a smiling light orange colored fetus. There is more dark green text below the picture that reads, “Now With Shorter Gestational Period!” The back of the box features a three panel comic with three human characters (two females and one male) in a domestic living room setting. In the first panel the female character on the right end of the panel has a speech bubble over her head, reading, “Mom and Dad, I have something to tell you…I’m pregnant.” The second panel shows the shocked faces of the parent characters in the middle of the panel, with a speech bubble over ‘Dad’ reading, “I can’t believe this! Young lady you are in so much trouble-” The daughter character interrupts him and says, “No Dad, it’s just the new Tasty Fetus!™” The final panel begins with the text “Four Weeks Later” and depicts the three characters laughing and making ‘mmm’ noises while consuming an orange fetus-shaped gummy. The fetus is still attached to what appears to be an umbilical cord.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:At first, no object was seen delivered from SCP-261; an investigation of the delivery tray did discover a tiny package roughly 1cm square. Object was moved to a lab where microscopic analysis revealed the packaging to be standard cellophane with the word "Nanosnax" on the front in English. The remainder of the writing on the packaging consisted of a series of numbers and letters corresponding to hexadecimal, though with no known relation to any language. Inside the packaging was a small circular wafer; analysis revealed the wafer to be pure silicon. Wafer and packaging have been retained for further research.
Note: Several of the hexadecimal numbers on the package have been positively identified as op-codes for the MOS Technology 6502 microprocessor; the remaining hexadecimal numbers have yet to be identified and do not correspond to any op-codes of any known microprocessor.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:"Jelly Joybeans - Assorted Emotions." Packaging is a semi-transparent plastic in English. Contents are an assortment of colored jelly beans. When consumed, subject is overcome with a specific emotional state for 3 - 5 seconds. Initial testing revealed a correlation between bean color and the emotion experienced; red is joy, blue is sadness, pink is sexual arousal, yellow is fear, green is anger, and purple is jealousy. Analysis revealed several chemicals known to interfere with human neurotransmitters as well as an accellerant.

投入钱数:1500円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:“Colonel Frosty’s Mystical Ice Bomb!” made by Kraft. Contained in a light blue box roughly 5 cm x 5 cm x 5 cm. According to the label it was Pomegranate-Grapefruit flavored. Inside the box was a sphere the size of a marble with a small button on the side. The object exuded a reddish-orange gas similar to that of liquid nitrogen, however it felt room temperature to the touch. When subject pressed the button on the side the sphere lighted up brightly before exploding in a cloud of smoke that filled the room. After the smoke cleared it was apparent that every surface in the entire room, all staff present, were coated in a reddish-orange frost. The frost was entirely edible and tasted of sugar and citric acid. All conventional means of cleanup failed — the only successful method of removing the frost was through licking. It took a total ██ staff members licking the break room and all staff present during the explosion for an hour before it was clean.

投入钱数:198円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:一个标有“附额外蜘蛛的奶粉——只需加水搅拌”的玻璃纸包装袋;当将袋内容物加入一杯水并搅拌后,获得了一杯含有85只小型活蜘蛛的脱脂牛奶。

投入钱数:2000円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:Large unlabeled clear plastic canister containing assorted hard candy shaped like various multi-sided dice akin to those used in tabletop gaming. Each numbered side produced a different flavor when tasted, with each denomination of dice producing a different set of flavors. Taste tests performed on a D-6 and a D-20 sample found that the former produced common fruit flavors while the latter contained a wide variety of flavors, many of which were not commonly used in hard candy.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:多变叔叔的即食啤酒片(Uncle Shifty’s Instant Booze Tablet)——盛有五(5)粒类似阿司匹林白色药片的小型塑料管。管子的标签上描绘着一个不修边幅的老年男子右手拿着一只酒瓶,左手翘起拇指比出赞美的手势。实验人员发现药片在被放入水中后开始迅速溶解,直到将所有水都转化为与酒精含量为百分之五的同体积啤酒为止。剩余的药片被送往实验室进行进一步分析。

投入钱数:1500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:一个容积十二盎司的汽水罐,用英语标着“Yukio Tanaka的精美姜味饮用醋”。包装上的附加说明为巴斯克语。物品包装及其营养成分表宣称罐内盛有的是生姜味的醋饮料。对罐内容物进行的测试表明其内液体实际为12摩氢氟酸。

投入钱数:314円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:两块花生填陷的日式月饼(geppei mooncake),一块为圆形一块为方形,装于一透明包裹中。进一步检验显示两块月饼的底面积完全一致。

名称: ████████研究员,于████████博士的指导下
日期: 2012-██-██

投入钱数:1000个一日元硬币
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:5ml round-bottom flask with short neck, capped with rubber stopper, partially filled with grains of a white crystalline solid. Item included a round pair of translucent-purple, plastic forceps wrapped around the spherical body of the flask, kept in place by a plastic wrapper. Packaging labeled in Japanese, translated as “Ball of Boredom”, with English instructions that read as follows, “This is a package for best results using forceps. One, alone can enjoy the best” [sic]. D-20883 instructed to open the container and count the contents using tools included. D-20883 verbally expressed their incredulity at the tedium of the task but complied, counting one thousand (1000) grains of the solid. D-20883 subsequently instructed to consume one grain at a time and describe the flavor. Each of the 1000 grains was invariably described by D-20883 as “salty” or some variation thereof, despite requests for more detailed descriptions. When provided with water following the experiment, D-20883 voiced complaints that it tasted “salty”. Subject claimed that their symptoms persisted for all food or drink, regardless of composition, until their termination. All experiment materials were tested for anomalous compounds but only traces of ordinary table salt were found.
评论“好吧,那还真无聊。 - 研究员A███████

投入钱数:100円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:One (1) bag of "Doritos Atomic". Bag given to a D-Class after testing failed to show any form of radiation. Upon consumption, the D-Class began displaying a reaction between eating a highly spicy food and being burnt alive. Reaction lasted for a minute until the subject passed out of dehydration and extreme pain. Later interview revealed that the D-Class was under the sensation that he "was being dunked in burning gasoline" Remaining chips were revealed to contain juice from the Naga Bhut Jolokia (ghost pepper), as well as several unknown compounds presumed to be responsible for the D-Class feeling the external burning sensation.

评论:I'm requesting one of these chips to see how bodily submersion in water affects the secondary sensation of the chips. -Dr. Slav

投入钱数:307円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:One (1) vacuum-sealed "bargain bag" containing twelve (12) rolls of "Papaya Shaving Lozenges", with each roll containing 12 lozenges. Rolls are labeled "not for individual resale" and "health warning: do not consume more than one Papaya Shaving Lozenge in a 6-hour period; pregnant or nursing women should not consume Papaya Shaving Lozenges" in English, Hungarian, and Malagasy. Upon consumption of a lozenge, D-class personnel immediately lost all facial and body hair; hair subsequently regrew at normal rate. Upon consumption of two lozenges at once, D-class personnel immediately lost all facial and body hair, and began experiencing nosebleeds and loss of hearing. Nosebleeds ceased after two hours; hearing had 50% returned by time of termination. Scalp hair was unaffected.

投入钱数:1999円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:One (1) rectangular can of "Instant Party" depicting the face of American singer Prince above the words "Let's get this party started!". Can was opened with a key glued to the side of the can. Upon opening, the song "1999" was heard from the can, along with a series of lights consistent with that of a nightclub. D-class personnel reported a strong urge to dance. Effect persisted for 3 hours, after which time the can became inert.

投入钱数:1200円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:One (1) bottle of "Mr. Mercer's amazing condiment". Bottle found to contain 2 oz of orange paste. When applied to any object, the condiment made the object incredibly palatable. This was seen to work on all objects it was tested on, including wood, stone, sand, and rotten meat. However, it does not change the composition of the object it is applied to. Bottle sent to lab for testing.

投入钱数:1庆长小判(德川幕府时代使用的金币)
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:1642.5 cups of uncooked rice, in the form of grains ejected from SCP-261's slot. Cleanup required 3 researchers and thirty-three (33) 20 pound rice bags. Rice grains reportedly looked "Like someone had picked them out of the mud". D-class personnel reported no unusual effects upon consumption.

投入钱数:1 Man'en era Koban
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:280 cups of uncooked rice, in the form of grains ejected from SCP-261's slot. Cleanup required 1 researcher and six (6) 20 pound rice bags. Rice reported to still look "dingey". D-class personnel reported no unusual effects upon consumption.

投入钱数:1 Hōei era Koban
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:One (1) Packet of "手招き肉" (Beckoning meat) containing six slabs of cooked meat from the Felis Catus. Specifically, the Japanese Bobtail. An illustration in the upper left corner depicts a beckoning cat being spit-roasted. D-class was initially reluctant to consume object, but was persuaded after 4 minutes by researchers. Upon consumption, D-class personnel reportedly felt "lucky". No other effects noted.


投入钱数:7000円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:The hoof of a cow, wrapped in loose cellophane, entered the receptacle, but could not be removed due to size. The item seemed to be attached to a full animal inside SCP-261, and struggling sounds were heard from SCP-261. Upon attempts to open SCP-261, the sound of tearing flesh could be heard, the hoof severed and fell out of the receptacle, and the machine was found to be empty. Analysis reports that the hoof belonged to a regular Bos primigenius. Notably contained cream filling in place of bone marrow.


投入钱数:700円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:One medium-sized cellophane bag with no markings. Bag contained approximately sixty thin strips of lightly seasoned jerky. D-class personnel likened the taste to typical teriyaki-flavored jerky, but reported a stinging sensation in right cheek after swallowing. Subject collapsed after approximately 140 seconds and died immediately afterward. Further examination revealed the jerky to be made of jellyfish, specifically the Box Jellyfish species.

投入钱数:700円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:One small box of "Nips". Box labeling and description almost identical to the Nestle brand of caramel candies under the same name. Notable differences include the flavor advertised to be "Flesh", and the picture of the candy no longer the typical round shape, but instead shaped similarly to human nipples. Box contained approximately 16 candies, in various shades stemming from pink to brown. Taste was described as similar to pork, texture similar to the Nestle brand candies.


投入钱数:1400円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:One box containing four 'PEZ' dispensers and twelve blocks of 'PEZ' candy. Heads on the dispensers were modeled after those of former American president Bill Clinton, former White House intern Monica Lewinsky, former independent prosecutor Ken Starr, and former Lewinsky confidante Linda Tripp. Candies and dispensers not found to be anomalous.


投入钱数:100円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:"Dr. College's EasyRam": A small plastic cup with image of a stereotypical "mad scientist" on the top. Packaging in American English. Instructions to add water and heat in microwave for 60 seconds. Result is ramen noodles in what appears to be a low-quality cheese sauce. Analysis revealed nutritional content to be identical to exactly one third of daily requirements for an average postpubescent male, with large amounts of Omega-3 fatty acids.


投入钱数:100円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:"Edimas": An edible miniature Clyster syringe with image of a smiling Asian child. Instructions in American English describing how to administer an enema with said product. Upon testing, was found to not only function as an enema, but also administers a nutrient supplement to the colonal walls. Sent to lab for testing.


投入钱数:Precisely half of a 100円 coin
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:The top half of a standard 354ml (12oz) Coca-Cola can. Can confirmed to be empty. Upon being opened, approximately 177ml (6oz) of liquid, later confirmed to be Coca-Cola, fell from the bottom of the can and landed directly on the foot of the D-Class personnel conducting the test.


投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:"ALTROIDS" - container which appeared to be a typical "Altoids" container, approximately 9.5 cm in length, 6 cm in width, and 2 cm in height. D-Class consumed one "mint" from container, resulting in muscle growth which increased muscle mass 1.5 times. Subject terminated in prevention of more muscle growth. "Mints" confirmed to contain steroids, as well as an unidentified chemical, though the ingredient list was identical to that of a normal Altoids container.


投入钱数:One 500円 coin with a holed drilled into the edge and tied to one(1) meter length of string (cotton). After the coin was inserted, string was pulled in an effort to pull the coin out. The string broke or became untied at the knot and the coin was accepted as usual.
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Juicy Juice: Mountain berry - A single(1) juicebox of the popular children's brand fruit juice. Luke warm. Labels and ingredients were in English and Tests indicated the juice and box were unanomalous, but expired by three weeks and 4 days. Upon consumption, subject indicated that the juice "tasted funny."

投入钱数:One 500円 coin with a holed drilled into the edge and tied to one(1) meter length of monofilament fishing line (nylon, polyvinylidene fluoride (PVDF), polyethylene, Dacron and Dyneema (UHMWPE)). After the coin was inserted, string was pulled and coin successfully removed from the coin slot.
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:"Chip Ahoy" brand cookies in a standard blue wrapper with four (4) standard sized chocolate chip cookies. Text on the package written in outdated Sanskrit. Cookies appeared ordinary. Edible. Subject voiced a dislike over this particular brand of cookie, but otherwise stated they were fine. Moments after completing the last cookie, subject immediately vomited a chunky brown paste. Tests shown the exact volume and ingredients to be equal to that of the 4 cookies, though it could not be determined what made the subject sick.

投入钱数:One 500円 coin with a holed drilled into the edge and tied to one(1) meter length of monofilament fishing line (nylon, polyvinylidene fluoride (PVDF), polyethylene, Dacron and Dyneema (UHMWPE)). After the coin was inserted, string was pulled and coin successfully removed from the coin slot.
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:"Shmoothie!: Chocolate Watermelon". 32oz. Clear plastic squeeze bottle, label and ingredients in English, except with punctuation at the start of the sentence. Possible marketing gimmick. Label included a stenciled picture of a watermelon with chocolate syrup on it. Thick light-brown liquid inside appeared similar in texture to a melted chocolate milkshake. Testings proved edible. Subject stated flavour was like a "Jolly Rancher" brand hardcandy dissolved in milk, and gagged after each sip. Upon completion of the bottle, Subject was asked to describe his condition. Subject sat quiet in a ponderous state for 8 seconds before violently vomiting a frothy fluid onto the testing area. Clean up was able to collect 31.53oz of the fluid, as .47oz had absorbed in the subjects clothes (Confiscated).

投入钱数:One 500円 coin with a holed drilled into the edge and tied to one (1) meter length of monofilament fishing line (nylon, polyvinylidene fluoride (PVDF), polyethylene, Dacron and Dyneema (UHMWPE)). After the coin was inserted, string was pulled and coin successfully removed from the coin slot.
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:"Nong Shim Udon Premium Noodle Soup" dried noodles in a plastic bowl. Edible. No utensils included. Package seems ordinary. Text is written in both English and Japanese. While boiling water in poured onto the noodles, as per the directions, subject comments that he enjoys this brand of noodles. When questioned on his condition after 5 bites, Subjects states "Probably not the best I've has ever had but for a packaged udon, it’s pretty damn good." When finished, the subject immediately vomited partially digested noodles and broth onto the testing area. Again, tests revealed nothing that should cause such a reaction.


投入钱数:42円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:Dr. ████████████ pressed all the buttons at the same time. SCP-261 proceeded to make loud noises and shake violently for 5 seconds before dispensing a piece of paper 9x6 cm. On one side it had the words "Meal Voucher" while on the reverse side it says "We Apologize For The Inconvenience."


投入钱数:777円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:SCP-261发出了类似老虎机的声音,随后送出了正好777个巧克力硬币。

投入钱数:13円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:A small box of cereal labeled "UnLucky Charms" with no marshmallows. D-class reported them to taste very stale. It was discovered that it expired several years ago.

投入钱数:17円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:A standard Nintendo "Game Boy" portable gaming system with the game "Tetris" already inserted. Staff reported a "extremely strong taste of blue raspberry in their mouths" while playing.


投入钱数:755円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:A bright yellow glass bottle with a black label. "Thunder Bar" was written in a variation of Czech on it, and under it read "warning, not for consumption by individuals under the age of 48" in thick black letters. Inside was a red, somewhat viscous liquid. When opened by a class D personnel, who was 52, the bottle emitted a massive thunder clap measuring 140 dB, scaring and almost deafening her. When the liquid inside was drunk, the subject noted a raspberry taste before falling to the ground unconscious. Later tests confirm that the subject lost consciousness due to a massive amount of alcohol spontaneously entering her system. It is unknown how the alcohol entered her system, as the bottle resealed itself after subject lost consciousness. Another test was conducted with a subject who was 34 years old. Upon opening the bottle, the subject was vaporized when the thunder clap was emitted. No further tests were administered.


投入钱数:100円, and an additional 100円 after punching in the numbers '100' into the machine.
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:The machine made no noise for about 5 seconds, and then spat 200円 out of the coin return. A sticky note also came out of the machine, attached to a small yet smooth rock weighing about 1.5 kg. The sticky note read "Make up your mind!", with an angry face drawn directly below this, all written with what seems to be permanent black marker.

投入钱数:One 500円 coin with a hole drilled into it, with thick yarn tied through the hole; small amount of duct tape added over hole to ensure coin would not be lost. After inserting, string was pulled and coin was successfully retrieved.
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:The machine hesitated for for roughly 5 seconds, then dropped a live grenade. The grenade detonated approximately 2 seconds after hitting the ground. ██ killed, about ██ injured, an additional 4 receiving minor injuries. The grenade left a crater about two meters wide in diameter and about 18 cm deep. Interestingly, the machine itself was completely untouched. Repairs to lobby took █ days to complete.


名称:██████████研究员

投入钱数:600円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Candy Commandos- A small two-compartment plastic bag, weighting 400 grams. Packaging in English, Italian and French. Once opened, revealed to contain green and yellow toy soldiers, similar to plastic army men. Once the differently colored soldiers came in contact with each other, both sides began mock firing their weapons for approximately 2 minutes. After that, miniatures stopped moving. Reported taste was of peppermint.

投入钱数:1000円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:One (1) 30 gram tube containing several small, white pellets. Packaging in unknown language. Packaging contained a small image of a pellet being placed in a cup of water. Once such was done, the water quickly thickened, becoming a pudding of sorts. Edible, but taste said to be "Horrible, like it was rotten."

投入钱数:1500円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:"Crmels [sic]" Resealable tin containing caramel candies. Chemical analysis revealed several unknown components. The subject assigned to consume the caramels began spluttering and fainted after ██ minutes. One hour later, subject woke up lacking a tongue and teeth. Testing halted for the day.

Note: I am beginning to wonder how repeated usages increase the anomalous content. Perhaps we're "tiring it out", so to say?

-Junior Researcher ██████


投入钱数:110円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:A single plain doughnut on a paper-plate. Doughnut was of average size and average weight. Was reported as delicious upon consumption. Testing concluded for the day.
Note: I find it odd that the minute Junior Researcher ██████ suggests we are tiring it out, SCP-261 starts dishing out "normal" items again. I can't be the only one to notice this.
- Dr. ████████


投入钱数:1円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:1块纸一样薄的薄荷糖,被报告为劣质的。

投入钱数:10円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:一块比上次试验产物精确地厚了十倍的薄荷糖,标签描述其味道类似柑橘,但D-15832无法识别出来。


投入钱数:200円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:500ml宝矿力水特。日文包装。

投入钱数:200円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Chocolate Twinkies. Appear similar to regular golden cake Twinkies, but made with chocolate cake instead. Not consumed and available for inspection at Junior Researcher Fullsail's desk.

投入钱数:200円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Butterfinger BB's, Mystery Flavor. English packaging. Product resembles Butterfinger BB's, discontinued in 2006. The product consists of small balls of crisp, flaky peanut butter flavored confectionery coated in differently colored and flavored chocolate-based shells. Milk, dark, white, strawberry, orange, mint, and wasabi flavored coatings were noted.

投入钱数:200円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:LanuGoGoGo! brand candy hair, raspberry flavor. The package, depicted in English, showed happy children growing full handlebar mustaches of bright neon colors. Inside the package were five individually wrapped tablets. Subject opened one wrapper and consumed the tablet, noting that it had a chalky, fibrous taste and texture, similar to dry oat bran. Five minutes and 14 seconds after consumption, subject started growing magenta fibers of a sugary consistency from her upper lip, at a rate of approximately 1 cm every 2 seconds. Mustache stopped growing after 73 seconds. The mustache could be easily and harmlessly broken off the subject, and consumed. The mustache fibers melted into sugar in the subject's mouth and tasted strongly sweet and of artificial raspberry. Subject noted a feeling of "being a kid again" after consuming her mustache.

投入钱数:200円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Shakespeare's Scrumptious Sonnets, Blackthorn Flavour. An envelope containing four sheets of vellum, each (supposedly) with one of Shakespeare's sonnets handwritten on them in a Prunus spinosa-based ink. The sonnets written were #34, #77, #121 (although noted as #145) and an unrecognized sonnet noted to be Sonnet #219. Note that Shakespeare was known only to have written 154 sonnets. When a sonnet is read aloud, all individuals within earshot reported sensing a tart flavor similar to damson plum. Upon a second reading, listening to the same sonnet had no anomalous effect. All sonnets appear to only deliver the flavor sensation once. The vellum, when consumed, is dry and flavorless.


投入钱数:1500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Colonel Crone's Confession CandyTM Assorted Flavours, labeling in UK English, orange box 5cm x 6cm x 6cm, containing 16 hard candies. Each candy is wrapped in a label describing the candy's flavor. Flavors include mint, lemon, grape, green apple, blue raspberry, banana, tutti frutti, <unknown>, and maple. Space between candies filled with multicolored tissue paper. Upon consumption of candy, subject will involuntarily divulge secrets about themselves any time communication of any form is attempted. Longer exposure to candy will result in subject revealing deeper secrets. Test determines no differences from typical hard candy of similar flavoring.
Note: Well, guess everyone knows now, no point in hiding who I am. But hey, that's a nice story. "How'd you come out?" "Oh it was because of SCP-261." I'm rambling again, aren't I? Y'know, I've had probl.. [REDACTED FOR BREVITY]
-Junior Researcher Andrew Gatling


投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:A predominately red plastic 3.5 oz bag labeled "Birthday Monkey's Ring-Ding Rainbow Drops!", printed in English, with a caricature of what appears to be SCP-983 depicted to the right. "Eight exciting flavors! Make sure to try our 'Mystery White' flavor last!" is printed on the bag's opposite side in modern French, English, and German. Packaging revealed to contain a total of eight (8) individually-colored confections. Subject instructed to eat all flavors, save for "Dark Liquorice"—a purely black gumdrop, described by Dr. I████ (who possessed prior knowledge of SCP-983) as "extremely dangerous". Subject proceeded as instructed, noting that, despite disliking gumdrops, these in particular were "decent, for what they [were]". On-site researchers noted that subject's hair had developed grey streaks upon consuming all but "Mystery White" and "Dark Liquorice" flavors. This effect was erased after consumption of "Mystery White" flavor, described by the subject as "definitely the best one". "Dark Liquorice" variant contained and stored with sample originated from SCP-983 itself.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:A 2 oz cardboard box of "Loony Lionel's Wound-Lickers", printed in stylized English lettering. Printed left of the label is a cartoon lion licking a blue variant of the candy inside, applied to its left paw. "Just stick 'em on and lick 'em off, Lion-style!" is also printed underneath the labelling. Box contains twenty four (24) circular, multicolored candy bandages. Subject applied one bandage to a small cut on her hand, despite expressing how "stupid" she felt doing so. Upon licking the orange bandage off, subject's wound appeared to be completely healed. Remainder of samples collected for further testing.


投入钱数:250円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:Twenty-seven (27) shotgun shells dispensed over the course of six seconds. No abnormalities reported after being used when six (6) shells were used as ammunition in firing range. After testing, one of the D-Class subjects noticed small writing on the bottom of each shell. Quick examination proved this true, and said text read "Edible" in Japanese. D-Class tried it; said it tasted like a combination of chocolate and bananas.

投入钱数:10 US Quarters ($2.50). Dates ranged from 1963 to 1991.
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:As expected, the change was returned. However, unlike previous attempts, all change was returned in円.
Note: "I almost wonder if this thing is trying to adjust to how we treat it. In this case, returning coins that will allow it to operate properly. I can't help but think this thing might be more capable of doing things besides yanking items out of…well wherever these items come from."
- Dr. ███████████
笔记: After stating the previous quote, SCP-261 spat out the $2.50 previously inserted via the main opening, then stopped working and did not operate again for the next two hours.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Seventeen empty jars, each with an approximate capacity of 115 grams worth of liquid. Weirdly, all jars not only lacked a lid, but they all also had the same large crack in it. All cracks start at the lip of jar, and goes down in a jagged line at about 30° in angle. Rough length of 4.75 centimeters for all jars, -/+ 0.33 centimeters.

投入钱数:500円, along with a note describing the previous items vended.
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:The machine rattled, then dispensed the 500円 in the coin slot, along with a note. Note read "SERVICE NEEDED." Note was primarily in Japanese, with English sub-text written below in smaller font. Font was Bolded Times New Roman. The team was about to leave when the machine spat out a seventeen (17) jar lids over the course of four (4) seconds. This was followed by a yellow liquid that slowly oozed out of the machine's item slot. Analysis found the lids indeed belonged to the jars, and that the liquid in question was honey. Testing concluded for the day.
Note: When a small team of scientists opened up SCP-261, they found the entire machine's main frame filled with honey. No circuitry or electrical parts had been damaged, but it still took three days to remove all the honey. Machine returned to "normal" operation after it was completely cleaned out.
Note: "Well…that's a first." - Dr. Anonymuess


投入钱数:200円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:一个没有任何标签的小桶。桶中盛有草莓酸奶。酸奶被报告为“美味”。
笔记: 这次试验在SCP-261完成清洁后不久进行,以确定机器还在正常运行。今日试验结束,以让机器“休息一下”。


投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:A large metal cube with various green pictographs engraved onto its surface. Attempts at ingestion were unsuccessful, as the object was too large to be swallowed and too hard to be chewed properly. However, after several minutes, rust began to form on the surface of the cube. Licking the rust caused it to flake off of the cube. D-class subject reported a foul, metallic taste. Following consumption of all the rust on the cube, the subject reported feeling fully sated and did not require sustenance for the next 24 hours. Additionally, the pictographs on the cube's surface glowed brightly for several seconds following consumption before returning to their normal state.
Note: Despite being held in storage for several months with full exposure to the oxygen in the air, the cube has shown no further signs of rusting. The pictographs have also faded and been replaced by a large, red "X".


投入钱数:5000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:"Lafferty" yellow soda can with an image depicting an adolescent male pointing directly at the viewer, a large tea cup in hand. Initial effect included D-class bursting out in uncontrollable laughter. Approximately 20 minutes and 17 seconds later, laughing had completely ceased. Further examination had revealed subject to have lost 0.7 kg in body fat. Subject also reported to have a warm, soft, lemon taste in their mouth.
笔记:罐子上的营养标签显示它的总卡路里数为-5620。

投入钱数:700円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:A blue and gold cardboard box. Package opened remotely. On the inside sat a blue pencil sharpener and colorful pencils with varying smells. Sharpening the pencils would open a pocket in the back of the sharpener, dispensing a random sliced fruit. Remaining number of pencils is fourteen (14).


投入钱数:600円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:“魔方的糖果骰”(“Rubik’s Candy Cube”),一个具有未解功能的硬糖魔方。当被拼好后,魔方会从中间裂开并露出一条彩虹颜色的糖果。吃掉糖果后会导致魔方碎片再次以随机方式聚合到一起,拼好这个魔方后物品会送出另一种糖果。

投入钱数:150円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:
“Wondertainment博士的惊奇泡泡糖!”
装在塑料包装袋中的小块粉色泡泡糖,附有禁止吞咽口香糖的警告。口香糖表现得非常平凡,直到D-14376开始吹出直径达约170厘米的泡泡,泡泡随后在等同于大型烟花爆炸的力的作用下爆开。奇怪的是,除D-14376外的其他所有人都遭受了听觉丧失和脑震荡。房间在接下来的几天里都带有硫磺和糖的味道。


投入钱数:1,000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述: “罐中多元语言通:现代语”(“Polyglot in a Can: Modern Languages”),日文包装。标签未列出成分表。在食用物品后,对象表现出了对于西班牙语、法语和德语的流利使用。该效果在一小时后消失。

投入钱数:1,000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:“罐中多元语言通:古代语”,日文包装。标签未列出成分表。在食用物品后,对象表现出了对于希腊语、拉丁语和古苏美尔语的流利使用。该效果在一小时后消失。

投入钱数:100円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:类似普通罐装可口可乐的“可口可乐”。味道尝起来像普通可口可乐。可乐罐被标明可食用,味道类似香草。


投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:一盒“不甜心糖果”(“UnSweethearts Candies”),俄文包装。包装不含除标签、条形码和一条标明物品制造于法国里昂的标注外不含任何文字。盒内盛有25颗泪滴形糖果,每颗上都印着一个涉及浪漫关系解体主题的短语。(例如“我喝酒以忘记你”;“你是我获得限制令的理由”等等。)
测试显示每颗糖含有一毫克氰化物。


投入钱数:250円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:一个装满橡皮熊软糖的无标签包装袋。分析显示它们完全正常(如果与市售同类有任何不同的话,它们的含糖量略少于普通橡皮熊)。实验对象D-4221报告它们很美味并拒绝归还物品。决定他可以保留它们。本日实验结束。


笔记:在以下实验前,SCP-███ 短暂的破坏了收容。当它被迅速重新收容时,站点的电力供应受到了损坏因此必须关闭以进行维修。决定在备用发电机运行时测试SCP-261以观察有何值得注意的显著差异。为保持记录的一致性,通电状态标记为“部分通电”。

投入钱数:250円
SCP-261是否通电:部分通电
物品描述:一个容积为两升的容器,里面装着被怀疑为牛奶的液体。上面贴着一个“质量差”标签,可能是对于 ███-████的"█████ █████”的拙劣模仿。D-4242决定当场试吃。他说它“尝起来像山羊奶和牛奶的混合”。有趣的是,包装上印的保质期为“2/14/3127”。
笔记: “说实话它也没有那么差。不懂你们为什么这么激动。”——D-4242(Walter博士坚持这句话应当被记录下来)

投入钱数:一枚中间穿了孔的500円,用粗纱穿过孔洞;有少量胶带粘在孔上以确保硬币不会丢失。在投币后,研究人员拉动纱线将硬币成功取回。Yatts博士在硬币被拉出时显得非常紧张,并在此次试验后再也没有进入过这间房间。
SCP-261是否通电:部分通电
物品描述:机器犹豫了大约五分钟,随后扔下了一个手榴弹。手榴弹在撞到地上两秒之后引爆,与此同时在场人员纷纷三开。然而手榴弹并没有发生爆炸,与此相反,它一边发出噪音一边抛出了一堆五彩纸屑。所有在“爆炸”当时在场的人都报告在短时间后尝到了强烈的薄荷味。
笔记: “我不会撒谎的;我[咒骂]我自己。如果我们再在这样东西上玩硬币把戏的话我就绝不会再进这个房间了!”——一个非常紧张的Yatts博士

投入钱数:1000円
SCP-261是否通电:部分通电
物品描述:一个12盎司铝制苏打罐,红色。未呈现任何标签。D-4242当场将其打开并接着喝了一些。报告为:“呸呸呸呸…它尝起来像…死毛毛虫!”

投入钱数:200円
SCP-261是否通电:部分通电
物品描述:200个巧克力币。它们的形状奇怪地近似方形。没有报告显示它们具有任何异常性质。

笔记: 此时本日实验结束。供电站在同一天晚上23:22重新运作。


投入钱数:5000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:一个紫色袋子,上面用绿色英文字母写着:“睡眠是最好的药物!你以前就听过这个说法,现在自己试试吧!”袋内盛有30粒白色药片。D-3512服下了一片。实验对象立刻倒下,在接下来的48小时内表面上都处于昏迷状态。在醒来后,他报告道:“我在一生中都没感觉比现在更好过。像是,我的头痛没了以及所有其他东西!”

笔记 D-3512有持续性偏头痛病史。


投入钱数:445円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Lord Wentsworth's monocle of excellence - a gold rimmed monocle inside a foil wrapper, given to D-8845 to wear. While wearing the monocle the subject claimed a cup of tea on a saucer had appeared on the ground approximately two (2) meters away. The subject walked towards to apparently non-existent cup of tea, bent over, and drank it, claiming that it tasted like a normal cup of sweetened Earl Grey tea with cream. After consumption, the monocle began to tarnish and rapidly degraded, leaving only the lens. The foil wrapper had the silhouette of a man in a top hat and monocle drinking a cup of steaming tea while holding the saucer with the other hand.

投入钱数:半个50円硬币
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:The machine shook violently for approximately three (3) minutes before dispensing a small blue orb. The orb was given to D-8845 to inspect and attempt to eat, when D-8845 attempted to bite into it, the orb started to flow and became gelatinous in nature. D-8845 was provided with a straw and instructed to drink. Upon insertion of the straw the blue liquid flowed through the straw and violently forced itself down D-8845's throat, and presumably into his stomach. D-8845 reported a strong flavor of "Blueberries described by someone who had forgotten what they taste like." D-8845 reported no further ill effects and is currently under study. Further tests with partial currency are underway.

投入钱数:Two (2) halves of (different) 500円 coins
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Machine shook violently for approximately one (1) minute before dispensing a large foil package with art depicting a rolling pastoral countryside with a flaming human shaped figure in the background, as if far away. Welsh writing on the package was loosely translated (the writing did not quite seem to correspond exactly to modern Welsh) to say: "They will make a little one, this will offering to them to you!" and then in larger text "Thatch man village!" The package was opened revealing a primitive hillside village full of small figurines of people. Instructions on the back of the package were followed, and the village was misted with water. After approximately five (5) minutes, the village became "real" down to the grass, and the people went about with their business. After approximately three (3) hours a large group of villagers started to congregate in a single area and build a wicker man out of a large amount of wood they produced from their homes, the source of this wood is unknown as the amount of wood that came out of the homes had a total volume greater than that of the homes. Upon completion of the wicker man, the people set it on fire. All nearby personnel who inhaled the smoke reported feeling well fed. Shortly after the wicker man burned completely, the village crumbled into dust.

投入钱数:750円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:OmNomNomoPoeia- A rectangular box with a stylized image of a cow claiming "The Moost Delicious Thing on Earth!" Inside the bag contained several button-shape white chocolates. When fed to a subject, the subject was observed making actual animal noises when saying the words "oink", "moo", et cetera. It is believed that this effect is permanent. Further examination of the subject revealed that her vocal cords expanded and contracted involuntarily whenever the subject made an animal noise.


投入钱数:47円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:One fine bone china tea cup containing tea, Earl Grey, hot which can only be referred to as such. Any conscious attempts at referring to it in a manner other than "tea, Earl Grey, hot" fail. Item appeared in the retrieval area of the machine by appearing to "fading in". Described as tasting like an attempt at making tea, Earl Grey, hot by someone who had only heard of it but never tasted it.


Name: Junior Assistant Researcher Meerschaum
Date: ██/██/20██

投入钱数:250円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Blueberry yoo-hoo - Upon opening the can, it yelled “Yoo-hoo!” in a high-pitched voice. D-3489 ingested beverage without incident, but experienced an increased rate of flatulence for three hours after consuming drink; each flatus repeating the phrase “Yoo-hoo!”

投入钱数:250円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:亲爱的克莱门氏小柑橘(Darling Clementine2)——一片塑料包装的柑橘属水果。营养成分表上唯一列出的原料是“柑橘”(tangerine)。在食用物品后,D-3489 坚持那片水果实际是蜜桔。

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:<未知> - A wax-paper bag with a picture of an anthropomorphic cartoon pig wearing a toga and laurels on it. Contained three strips of bacon. D-3489 described bacon as “Ough-tay and-ay oo-tay alty-say.” D-3489 continued speaking in this manner for 45 minutes after consumption without noticing.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Russian Nesting Twinkie - Package contained a single Hostess brand Twinkie. Illustration on the package depicted a hand squeezing a Twinkie. D-3489 ordered to squeeze the Twinkie. Upon squeezing, the Twinkie ejected an identical Twinkie. The second Twinkie ejected a third in the same manner. A total of five Twinkies were produced before they stopped multiplying.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Rock Candy Geode - A plastic wrapped sphere of rock candy roughly the size of a softball. Other than the product name, the wrapper had no writing on it, only a picture of a hand smashing the ball against a tabletop. D-3489 was ordered to smash ball as indicated, which caused the ball to crack into two near-perfect halves. The ball was partially hollow and had 4 different colored layers of rock candy inside it.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:<未知> - A small cardboard box containing 60 matches of various colors. The box was blank, other than a tiny sentence handwritten on the bottom declaring “The whole world is matchless!” When struck on the side of the box, the matches ignited, producing flames the same colors as the matchsticks themselves which rapidly solidified into fruit flavored suckers.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Chuckles牌木炭糖——一标准袋Chuckles橡皮糖,与正品的唯一区别是所有五块糖果全部呈黑色且尝起来都是浓重的甘草味。在食用一块糖果后,D-3489开始喷出黑色火焰,这种火焰的燃烧温度大约为1100℃,但并没有对他和周围环境造成任何形式的伤害。

投入钱数:1000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:梦境泡芙(Dreampuff)——一个内含两个奶油泡芙的塑料包裹,上面绘有一个男孩面带微笑快速入睡的卡通图案。D-3489食用了一个泡芙。他立刻开始变得昏昏欲睡,并于食用三分钟后睡着。五十分钟后他从睡眠中醒来,随后描述他做了一个有关参加宴会的梦,而且现在感到非常饱足。剩余的糕点被取走进行化验。

投入钱数:1000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:贤者之司康(The Philosopher's Scone)——一块用玻璃纸包裹的司康饼,包装上贴有写着“贤者之司康:有效增加三十分钟”的标签。物品被D-3489食用,并无事件随其发生;品尝者将其描述为无味且无法令人产生满足感的。
Edit: 此次SCP-261测试的四天后,D-3489在对SCP-███的测试中被粗暴地揪出了内脏。他身体残留的部分在遭受本该致命的伤害后继续存活了三十分钟,他也因此能够提供有关SCP-███的珍贵信息。

投入钱数:1000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Fine Klein Wine - A glass Klein bottle that appears empty when not in use. When brought to a person’s lips to drink, the bottle begins spontaneously generating Pinot Noir. A finite amount is produced, though very little is needed, due to its second property. Wine entering the mouth does not proceed down the esophagus as usual, but instead arcs up and out the nostrils, re-enters the bottle, and loops back around through the secondary opening, forming an infinite loop of wine. Since the wine never enters the throat, it is possible to breathe while drinking. D-3489 described process as “Uncomfortable-ay, ut-bay ot-nay as-ay ad-bay as-ay ou’d-yay ink-thay.”

投入钱数:5000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Gummi Wormhole - An inflated black balloon with no discernable point of inflation. Balloon was covered with cartoons depicting smiling worms traveling through portals in space. When popped, the balloon collapsed in on itself, opening a circular portal roughly 50 cm in diameter from which appeared a gummi worm approximately 150 cm long and 30 cm thick. Worm was sentient and extremely hostile, and had to be dispatched by security. Remains were non-anomalous, but revealed an intricate network of organs composed entirely of candy.

投入钱数:10000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:<未知> - Cubical stainless steel box, 10 cm on each side, with a keyhole on one side and a key attached to the box via a chain. The top of the box had picture of a bull’s head on it. Testing was moved to an isolated chamber. When the key was turned and the box opened, a 9 cm chocolate minotaur walked out and then rapidly grew to over 9 meters in height before declaring “I am the minotaur!” Minotaur proceeded to bludgeon D-3489 into unconsciousness. Security fired on it, with the bullets deflecting harmlessly off its body. It collapsed, however, after one of the guards made a small cut on its arm. Remains were non-anomalous, weighed 754 kg and were composed entirely of milk chocolate.


投入钱数:700円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:"Retroactibites" — Brightly colored foil bag containing 12 jawbreakers in the shape of clocks. Appeared to vanish upon contact with subject's tongue. Subject's memory of the past six hours was altered to consist of his receiving the candy and sucking on it. No changes to researchers' memory or security footage are apparent, but subject exhibits physiological changes consistent with their changed memory, including mild dehydration, stiff joints from standing in place, and degradation of tooth enamel from constant sucking. Flavor is described as "compelling."


投入钱数:1000円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:"MAGIC POTION" A drink in soda packaging with a mascot that consists of a elephant with stereotypic wizard clothing. When poured into a cup, liquid consisted of "blackness with white and blue dots in it." When consumed subject reported he started to feel "different" and started convulsing. Subject fainted, then 2 minutes later woke up. Subject acted much like different animals every 20 minutes. After 4 hours, subject fainted and woke up again after 2 minutes. Subject was asked about his experience but all the subject would talk about was how "he didn't like animals much anymore" Subject now has claimed a strange fear of animals.


投入钱数:200円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:A fluorescent green soft-plastic squeeze bottle labeled "CONSUME" longitudinally in fluorescent purple English block type. A thumbs up icon was present along with the word "YUM!" printed near the base, perpendicular to the primary labeling. A hexagonal code pattern was printed opposite the main label but does not correspond to any known product identification. The tube contained 100 grams of white paste, which under analysis was determined to be a complete meal replacement containing 2.5 MJ of food energy and 1/3 of all major human nutritional requirements as well as 0.5 mg of alprazolam and 25 mg of erythromycin. Subject reported it tasted mildly of vanilla.


投入钱数:1000円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:"Gator-Aid" A bottle of flavored water, tested on D-555, D-555 drunk some and suddenly spat it out claiming "it tastes like someone died in it" Testing concluded that the bottle contained meat from a variety of animals and swamp water.


投入钱数:100円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:"Pearcel Cookie" A pear flavored cookie, green in coloration. Wrapped in plastic wrap with a pear-shaped sticker with an unknown symbol on it keeping the wrap together. Tests revealed that item contained standard ingredients of a pear and a cookie. Given to D-98547, tasted remarkably like a "pear and chocolate chip cookie, mixed together, and it was horrible"

投入钱数:1,000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:A Pearcel Cookie, much darker in coloration. D-32492 requested that it be put in a cookie jar. Researcher Andrews took the cookie out of the jar, when D-32492 immediately asked "Who took the 43,046,721 Pearcel Cookies out of the cookie jar?" This Pearcel Cookie was investigated, and found to contain the standard ingredients of 43,046,721 Pearcel Cookies.
Edit: Researcher Johnson accidentally dropped the cookie, and it seperated into 9 parts, slightly lighter in coloration, and of the same size of the Pearcel Cookie.


投入钱数:One half of a 50円 coin glued to the other half. One half upside down.
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:"Conceptual Cookie", wrapped in a plastic box with no openings. The box had a metal slot and a button on it. Those were not present, but all observers "knew" of their existence. The subject "thought of" pressing the button and a cookie was ejected. The subject held a cookie, however nobody could clearly pinpoint it's location, video recordings showed cookies, slots and buttons. The security cameras showing cookies being eaten at different times. After using SCP-261 again, the recordings of the test were altered to show one cookie. Some researchers reported that there was always one cookie, some reported that they "knew" of the cookie but it wasn't there. It is theorized that the cookie was supposed to only exist "conceptually", however the coin caused the cookie to be half-physical, being kept physical by 261, 261 "stopping" when used again. The subject reported that the cookie was "half-chocolate" and stated that he "just knew".

投入钱数:One half of a 50円 coin glued to the other half. One half upside down.
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:Same result as above, after ejecting the cookie a bright flash was produced, a normal cookie in a unmarked blue box was left. The box had a plastic window and an opening on the top. The cookie was a non-anomalous chocolate cookie.


King博士
投入钱数:100,000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:100,000颗苹果种。这些苹果种子特别好吃。进一步研究表明它们含有██克的█████.


姓名: Hart研究员
日期: ██/10/2016

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:"Otaku Edition Pocky" The labels are in broken romanized Japanese, which Researcher Hart described as "Like the kind that gets thrown around on the internet." The snack itself was pretzel sticks dipped in icing and sprinkles. Ezaki Glico does not produce this edition of Pocky.

投入钱数:200円.
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:"Gummy Gladiators" A plastic tube with an opaque divider in the middle, attached to a paper tab sticking out of the tube. Inside the tube were two humanoid gummy figures styled like Roman gladiators moving about, with one on each side of the divider. The instructions and labels were in Latin. Following the translated instructions, the tab was pulled, removing the divider. Upon its removal, the figures took notice of each other, and immediately attacked each other. After approximately three (3) minutes, one figure apparently terminated the other, before lying down and seemingly going to sleep. Following the next instructions, the tube was pulled at from both ends until it popped open. The gummy figurines were reported to taste like cherry juice.

投入钱数:300円.
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:"Chicken Candy Can" A cylindrical metal with a cartoon chick on the packaging. Labels in medieval English. Inside the can were several marzipan feathers or assorted colors, some gummy 'meat' and bones, and one egg with a fruit-flavored shell. When opened, it was revealed to be filled with melted white chocolate, with a caramel 'yolk' and a gummy chick.


投入钱数:186円.
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:A glowing glass sphere upon a metallic stand. The labels are strange, multicolored spiral glyphs which currently remain undeciphered. People illuminated by the sphere's light reported "delightful" taste, although they refuse to describe more, along with a moderately increased sex drive. Examinations of the sphere showed no anomalies in the device's emissions.
Note: Above entry no longer correct. Object had to be locked up after displaying an anomalous, steady increase in radioactivity. Disassembly and analysis reveal presence of numerous nuclides which are supposed to be extremely unstable, along with minor shiftings in physical constants in a ██ meter radius. Dr. █████████, a fan of old science fiction, advised to "get rid of such things as thoroughly as possible, unless you want to blow up half the galaxy".


投入钱数:25円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Small red and orange cardboard box with “Insta-Mash” written across the front. Below in smaller letters was printed "(single serving)". On the left side of the box was a bright blue plastic bowl apparently containing mashed potatoes, the opposite side listed the ingredients (potatoes, powdered cream, instant butter) and food information label (most notable was a saturated fat content equal to 188% of the Recommended Daily Intake for a healthy adult, however on the box this was shown as only 10% of the “Healthy Intake Quotient”).

Printed in random places along the outside of the box were images of potatoes, with a pile on the back apparently about to be made into mashed potatoes by a trio of egg beaters attached via articulated arms to a high-tech electric mixer of unknown make. Below this image was printed “For that Dig-In Flavor!” and in much smaller writing along the border was written “Copyright 2077”.

Upon opening the box a small blue bowl similar to the one printed on the side of the box was found along with a plastic spoon and a wax-paper packet containing white powder with streaks of yellow. Stenciled on the packet were the words “DIRECTIONS: ADD TO ONE CUP OF BOILING WATER.”

The packet was prepared following the directions and the result was from all outside appearances a bowl of mashed potatoes with melted butter. A test subject was directed to consume it and found it to be delicious, calling it “the best spuds I ever had”. Monitoring of the subject found his cholesterol levels spiked by 300% for one week after consuming the item, but returned to normal afterwards.

投入钱数:25円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:A cardboard box nearly identical to the one produced by the previous experiment (see above), however it appeared much more battered with pieces of the outside layer of paper missing. On the back was written “20 caps” in sloppy handwriting with some sort of black marker or grease pencil. Upon opening the box the same bowl and packet were found fully intact, however the plastic spoon appeared to be slightly melted as if exposed to some sort of extreme heat.

The item was prepared using the same method as before and a similar positive reaction was seen in the test subject, however one hour after consumption the subject proceeded to vomit uncontrollably. After a thorough physical examination it was found that the subject was suffering from severe radiation poisoning. After treating the subject it was found that the remnants of the item, along with the bowl, spoon, and packaging, were highly radioactive and showed traces of radioactive fallout.


投入钱数:10,000円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:A small, glass beaker with no markings, only labeled with a seemingly worn peice of paper taped onto it, with "Dark eye" written on it in English, sealed by a cork.
Item contained about 200 milliliters of a pure black liquid with the viscosity of cooking oil, testing showed that it was composed entirely of trapped light particles.
When D-4924 was instructed to drink it, she smelled it first and described that it had no smell, then drank it, describing the taste as licorice flavored.
There were no immediate effects, although D-4924 claimed that she had slight irritation in her left eye one hour after consumption, the next day, after she woke up, she reported that she had no sensation in her left eye, it was found that her left eye now resembled a black void with a glowing white spot where her pupil should be and had no iris.
Testing found that she saw 8x better in the dark then a normal person through her left eye.

投入钱数:2,000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:A Locket Necklace in the shape of a large red heart, seeming to have no anomalous properties, the chain holding the locket, appearing to be made of steel, was found to be made of white Chocolate and the locket itself was found to be made of Dark Chocolate consisting of 30% cocoa.
D-10416 was first instructed to wear the Necklace, which did not reveal anything out of the ordinary, D-10416 was then instructed to consume it, after complete consumption, D-10416 unexpectedly requested more chocolate, and afterwords D-10416 has then made a habit of requesting at least one chocolate bar a day, later testing revealed that her mental age was reduced to that of a 10 year old.


投入钱数: 650円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述: 一个用纯银制成的罐头,头尾都系有金色丝带。罐上贴有一张写着未知语言和数字650的标签;罐头大约高5英尺,直径10厘米。观察者可以听到罐内传来高音调的嗡嗡声。物品被送往隔离设施。D级人员被指示打开罐头。其内容物呈现为一只小而圆的生物,有四只眼睛,全身黑色并长有红色鳞片。在被释放后生物的体型增长了一倍,并于随后攻击了打开罐头的D级人员。生物在暴露于该D级人员的血液不久后死亡。进一步检查发现了一种化学性质类似████████的绿色荧光粉末。DNA测试显示罐内生物是一种未知物种。该D级人员被保留进行医学测试[数据删除]

投入钱数:1,000円,用日本汉字在上面写着“给Cassie的东西”
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述: A 3" x 5" drawing of a picnic basket, a checkered ground cloth, and a hand cranked ice cream maker. Request to introduce the drawing to SCP-085 pending O5 approval.

投入钱数:25,000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Large, Unmarked plastic bag containing 10 large jawbreaker-like candies shaped like white hearts, chemical analysis found large amounts of ████████ as well as various unidentified chemicals along with the usual ingredients found in jawbreakers. Complete consumption of a candy yielded no taste nor immediate effects.
A bizarre side-effect of complete consumption of a candy is that one or more of the consumer's body parts is altered to resemble an animal's body part, scaled up or down to human proportions. Transformation has been noted as slow and rather painful in all cases, is completed after between 5 to 7 days, and is permanent. The following are the documented changes to the body parts of 5 D-class personnel after consuming one candy each:
D-15032: Both ears changed to resemble Red Fox ears.
D-29043: Both of his eyes gained a shark-like nictitating membrane.
D-9320: Additional teeth grew out and the rest of his teeth sharpened to resemble Grizzly Bear teeth.
D-13287: Nasal functions were altered to resemble the nasal workings of most domesticated canines.
D-20586: Arms were altered to resemble the front limbs of the Spider Monkey.
The remaining 5 candies have been taken in for further study.


投入钱数:1000円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:A 40oz styrofoam sealed cup with a straw coming out of the top. The cup was plain white, apart from a cartoon picture of a cherry on one side, and full of a thick, light pink liquid. After D-113-A drank 4.5oz of the mixture, he reported that it tasted of cherries, and that the drink was too sickly to continue drinking. Later chemical analysis reported the drink to be made of pureed human and chemical flavouring. Remaining sample incinerated.


Date of entry: ██/██/2016
Purpose: Evaluate text interpretation capabilities
投入钱数:300円, along with a note, printed in Japanese romaji, asking for "alternative testing subjects"
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:D-583619 tasked with retrieving an orange-colored package in the dispenser. D-583619 comes back along with D-914728, without the package.
"Now that I think about it… bright orange jumpsuits…" - Dr. ███████ ██████


投入钱数:93円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:"Mighty Morphin Power Ranchers!" - a 2 oz bag containing several assorted hard candies made to resemble characters from the popular 90's show "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers", packaging in stylized Japanese. Subject reported candies "taste[d] exactly like Jolly Ranchers". Chemical analysis revealed that the candies' contents are indistinguishable from regular Jolly Ranchers. The Hershey Company holds no record of manufacturing this variant of the hard candy.
Researcher's Note: "Interesting. I wonder if… hey, how much more円 do we have?" -Dr. I████

投入钱数:1,993円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:"Mighty Morphin Power Ranchers; Megazord Size!" - a 48 oz bag of the previously produced hard candy (see above). The phrase "One Dinozord in every pack! Collect them all and form the legendary Megazord!" is printed directly below the label. Contents were as expected, and included a small plastic replica of the "Sabertooth Dinozord". All contents were determined to be non-anomalous.
Researcher's Note: "Didn't entering '1999'円 produce a similarly date-specific item? What is it with this machine and the 90's?" -Dr. I████


投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Sassparilla - A bottle of root beer. Its label is typical of modern reproductions of root beer-type soft drinks. No unusual taste reported. Upon consumption, subject became irritable and cocky, making snide remarks to researchers with little provocation. Subject terminated following an especially rude remark regarding Dr. █████'s mother. Afterwards, researchers became confused when asked the reason for their aggression towards the late subject. Object classified as a cognitohazard. Further tests pending.
"Son of a b████ had it coming. " -Dr. █████


Dr. Allok engaged in testing to determine if allowing SCP-261 time to “cool down” would help keep more dangerous or unpleasant foodstuffs from appearing. Testing followed a fifteen minute cycle, each test utilizing five-hundred円. This cycle was repeated until anomalous items were produced, then testing was suspended for two hours before resuming. During testing suspension, SCP-261 remained unused by any other parties.

Dr. Allok's notes: It seems to overheat, let's be honest. Push it hard and long enough, and it's going to drop something dangerous. Plus, dumping too much money in it seems to confuse it, for lack of a better term. So we take it slow and steady.

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投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:“Dark Surprise Gum” - Small cellophane packet, Japanese kanji text, but with a significant amount of Japanese internet slang terms, produced by “Hello Okashi” Package depicts a bleeding, long-haired ghostly woman reaching out from a school locker. Opening the package revealed three smaller individually wrapped wafers, the approximate dimensions of a standard playing card. Unwrapping one of the packages revealed a thin wafer of black chewing gum, while the inside of the wrapper was covered with kanji, and a depiction of a feral dog with a distorted, human-like face. The text related a truncated and gruesome version of the “Jinmenken” or human-faced dog legend. The gum itself had a mild anise flavor, and was described as rather gritty and unpleasant by Dr. Allok, the consumer.

Approximately one hour after consuming the gum, Dr. Allok began to behave erratically. Over a space of ten minutes, he became increasingly agitated, stating that he saw movement from the corner of his eye, heard odd and unsettling sounds, and felt intensely observed. At the end of the ten minutes, Dr. Allok abruptly screamed, recoiled from an unseen force, and fell to the ground. After recovery, and a in-depth sweep by security, Dr. Allok stated that a warped, decayed human-faced dog had suddenly pushed open the test chamber door, howled or screamed, and then charged at him. No other members of staff or security observed this, and no sensors or security alarms had been tripped. After recovery, there was no additional effect.

It has been determined that the gum causes a timed hallucination related to the story on the wrapper. Approximately half of the gum wafer is required to trigger the effect, and judging by perforations along the center of the wafer, the gum is intended to be shared. How such a directed and structured hallucination is caused is still being reviewed, however it is not purely a chemical process, and there appear to be no lingering effects beyond mild paranoia, which varies by individual. Additional wafers relate stories of a unknown, obsessive stalker who committed suicide to better follow the reader, and a spirit of a horribly deformed baby seeking the reader to kill and eat. Both produce associated hallucinations.

Notes – I am not too proud to admit, I shat myself just a little. I tell you, I could smell that damned thing. Putting aside the direct applications, if we can figure out how it works, we could advance the whole body of amnisatic research by twenty years.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:“CoCo Calavera”- A brightly colored cellophane pouch, with patterns associated with the “Día de Muerto” Day of the Dead celebration in Latin America, text in modern Spanish, no manufacturer information. The label provides a short description of the holiday, and the tradition of candy skulls made and consumed on that day. The package is secured by a simple twist-tie. Inside is a small, three-dimensional candy skull, decorated with red royal icing in traditional patterns. It differs from traditional candy skulls on several points. Only one single color, red, is used for decoration. The skull itself is a very dark brown, and appears to have horns sweeping back along the skull, along with sharpened teeth.

The primary difference is, while traditional skulls are made primarily of sugar, this one appears to be made of pure crystallized coco. The structure is identical to that of granulated sugar, but there is no actual sugar present in the skull. The coco itself is not related to any recorded breeds of coco plants, and this may be the reason behind the hereto unobserved crystallization process. The skull itself is described as very bitter, with a sharp taste of chili peppers.

Notes – There's something bothering me about this one. Can't put my finger fully on it, just something off about a black and red horned skull, maybe. How it manages to look exactly like sugar is another question.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:“Russian Roulette Drops” - A 12cm long tube, dense plastic, text in Cyrillic, but with English spelling, produced by “Red Star”. Tube has two small pressure pads positioned to either side of one end, with a small, sealed hole on the same end, outer wrapping depicts a realistic gun barrel under the text. Description on the package indicates item is candy, and intended to be shared among “one's most brave or foolish friends”. Instructions are to bite down on the pressure pads, which will cause a candy to be dispensed into the mouth.

Assembled researchers, by mutual consent, began testing. Biting on the plates causes a small, white pellet to be dispensed into the mouth, tasting “like a sugar cube”. The outer shell dissolves within five seconds, releasing the inner filling. It appears eight pellets are contained in the tube, and it is constructed in such a way as to discourage casual tampering. Noted flavors include chocolate frosting, blueberry, and orange cola.

It appears that, with each tube, one pellet is designated the “kill shot”, as described on the package. This pellet dissolves to release a liquid filling that is 85% pure capsaicin, the remainder being a dense form of syrup which causes great difficulty in immediately neutralizing the substance. Dr. Henjik received the “kill shot”, and was remanded to medical for breathing issues and possible allergic reaction. Full recovery was declared after four hours, no additional anomalous properties noted.

笔记——Henjik博士是个巨婴。

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:“可爱女孩的眼泪”(Cute Girl’s Tears)——浅蓝色玻璃苏打瓶,瓶身带有斜切纹理,包装文字为英文和日文,制造商未知。物品标签描绘了一个年轻女孩的形象,其以动漫风格绘制,拥有蓝色的头发和蓝色的眼睛。她似乎处于悲痛或不适中,而且正在嚎啕大哭。人物与任何目前存在的或已经停止的娱乐形式不符,绘画风格也不能与任何已知艺术家相匹配。项目似乎是某个系列的一部分,因为标签鼓励饮用者尝试“可爱男孩的眼泪”(Cute Boy’s Tears)和“姐妹的眼泪”(Sister’s Tears),但并没有任何符合此描述的物品被记录下来。

瓶子带有一个标准爪式旋开金属盖,它似乎是日本为美国市场制造的。液体大部分澄清透明,带有一点浅蓝色。液体未经充气且味道极甜,带有模糊的浆果味(无法确定)和轻微的盐味。研究人员描述其与运动饮料有些相像,检测显示其成分与几种主要市售运动饮料类似,但糖和钠的含量明显较高。液体质地与糖浆略有相似,而且会在物体表面留下粘稠的残留物。

没有记录到物品的其他异常性质,但报告了该项目享受程度最高的人员被观察到在年度例行测试中也获得了最高的TSR-88残酷指数。对于两者之间可能存在关系的调查正在展开。

笔记——我才不在意他们对我的得分评论了什么,那东西非常美味而且光瓶子就物有所值。有没有什么地方提供个性化汽水订制?我要订这个。

附录——请求被拒绝。


投入钱数:100 ████, (currency retrieved from ██████)
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:A gaseous cloud that, when interacted with, attaches itself to the subject's hands as if being held. Upon inhaling, subject complained of chest pains and severe dyspnea, eventually resulting in death. Autopsy of subject was revealed to have several sheets of platinum arranged in an acute mathmatical pattern, fatally intersecting with the subject's heart and lungs. A manufacturer's mark near the centre of the "heart" indicates that it was produced by ████████, with a laser-cut date of ██/██/████.


投入钱数:600円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:"Cow Beans" Jelly beans in the bag where similar texture and color to SCP-843. Class D that consumed the jelly beans clutched his stomach in pain and passed out due to the pain. After subject awoken, everything seemed normal, however autopsy shown that the subject had grown three more stomachs.

投入钱数:1500円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:"Ice Cream Flashlight" Object was a flashlight in the shape of an ice cream cone. Testing shown that anything shined with the light would slowly convert to ice cream, flavors depended on the material used.

备注 – I think the ice cream flashlight could be pretty useful. I mean, I know it's just sugar, but can't you live off ice cream in an emergency?


投入钱数:4500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:<未知> - a small box-shaped package, with no noticeable outer markings save for the words “Prototype 3” written in black pen on the side. When opened, it contained a small black box, of similar dimensions to a portable television. With the box also came a container, which held a hundred different disk storage system cards resembling Zip Drives. Ninety of those disks came with a picture depicting either a random fruit or vegetable, while the remaining ten disks were white in color, and showed different graphics of chopping up food. Packaging also contained an charger designed to power up the box, although it was found to have been pre-charged prior to packaging. The box only contained two separate slots and two buttons - white and red in color - as well as what appeared to be a lens used in holographic technology.

When the D-Class assigned to testing pressed the red button, the lens flashed on and showed a blank display. When he inserted a card depicting an apple into the top slot, the image of an apple suddenly appeared on the display, although completely permeable by solid material. Although inserting other cards with fruits and vegetables into the top slot had no effect on the image coming from the lens, when the D-Class inserted a white card depicting a person using a knife in a slicing motion, the image changed to that of a bunch of apple slices in a bowl, with the display image having increased somewhat. However, the image was still untouchable.

When the D-Class pressed the white button, a side compartment opened and a tool resembling a spork popped out. Said tool consisted of an (as of yet) unknown vaporous gas structure, but was solid to the touch, albeit a bit cool. When the utensil met the displayed image, a separate holographic image of a sliced apple appeared on the end of it out of the main display, which Petard was able to bring to his mouth and eat. Though the utensil appeared to have taken a piece out of the holographic image from the box, upon him eating the “apple slice” the image reformed.

The D-Class said shortly afterwards that although he was unable to properly eat the “slice”, he was able to feel its texture and flavor in his mouth, and was also able to swallow it. After about ten minutes of repeatedly eating “apple slices”, the D-Class put down the utensil, stating that he was full. Testing will resume the following day.


投入钱数:1200円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Three-pack of "Portable Communion", packaging in Latin, place of manufacture listed as London, England. Dispensed item resembled a pre-packaged Communion wine with wafer sold by [REDACTED]. Package was unable to be opened, even with extreme amounts of force, outside of a place of worship (in this case, the Site's non-denominational chapel). The wafer was found to be made of plain cracker, and the 'wine' present was similar to grape Kool-Aid.

投入钱数:500円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:"Astro-Dinner!", packaging in American English, Branded by NASA and allegedly manufactured at Cape Canaveral, Florida and NASA Glenn Research Center, Ohio. Contents resembled a TV Dinner tray with several dehydrated foods, including steak, peaches, chocolate pudding, and a packet of juice, along with a hot water gun to re-hydrate the foods. Edible, if not particularly appetizing; testing shows that the food is identical to food prepared for the Apollo missions.

投入钱数:250円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:A packet of baseball trading cards with gum; trading cards depict individuals playing on teams known from SCP-2206, as well as a Japanese team, the "Yokohama DeNa Joestars". Notably, mention is made on the card of player Francisco Lindor, a pitcher for the Cleveland Exiles, as being key in defeating the Chicago Orphans for the 2016 World Series title. Gum was cherry-flavored.
In what perverse universe does a team from Cleveland beat a Chicago team, let alone win a World Series?! — Mattings博士.


投入钱数:60円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:未知——铝制包装袋,标签语言类似日文但并非日文。袋内装满了食用时后能食用者流利使用"Changsoosen"[原文如此]语。味道为蓝莓和巧克力味。

投入钱数:420円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:SCP-420-J,完整副本,没有改动。
噢老兄……我开始爽嗨了,兄弟。喔齁啊…… - 研究员Mikk

投入钱数:4000円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:"Kellogg's Krunchy Krab" - Cardboard box with a picture of a crab on it. The crab is eating what seems to be smaller crabs. The package contained cereal. Researcher Mikk volunteered to taste it. His response was, quote "Tastes like crab and bacon." No anomalous effects reported. Kellogg's doesn't make this brand of cereal.

投入钱数:9001円
SCP-261是否通电:未通电
物品描述:Kaka Karrot Kakes - Cardboard box with a picture of a yellow carrot cake and a radioactive sign on it. It was tested for radiation, nothing found. D-6217 opened it and a sound was produced. It sounded close to the cartoon show "█████████████", but wasn't. It said, quote, "IT'S OVER 9000!!!", but really loud and screeching. After that, everybody felt energized and full, so the carrot cakes were disposed of.
That's my favourite anime! - 研究员██████
Eh, mine's █████████████. - 研究员Mikk


投入钱数:400円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Mika牌巧克力棒,“豆酱”味——外涂层为经典Milka牌牛奶巧克力。内陷填料主要成分为与食品添加剂E121,E227,E422和E425相混合的红豆酱。德文包装。Mondelēz公司并不生产此种口味,而其他主要巧克力棒生产商也未制造过同类产品。

备注:这东西尝起来真的不错。或许我们能卖这个配方?——初级研究员IJff

投入钱数:400円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Fruit Luips - A box of cereal. Packaging similar to the popular 'froot loops' brand. Aside from the different name and the differences in the cereal itself, the box is watertight, and comes with a plastic spoon and a bottle of artificially-sweetened milk attached to its side. In a notable divergence from 'froot loops', 'fruit luips' cereal contains small bits of actual fruit. However, none of the 'rings' of which the cereal consists form complete loops.

投入钱数:400円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:未知——一个装有二十个类似橘子的水果的布袋。袋上的标签用未知语言写成,上面还绘有一只卡通猴子。每个水果都比普通的市售橘子小很多,没有任何一个的直径大于三厘米。实验人员食用了四个水果,它们都表现出了比预期中更甜的口感。此外,水果的外皮同样被证实可食用,且具有与果肉类似的味道。
附录:Lab tests on the remaining three fruits show a genetic divergence from any citrus fruit in the database. In addition, a series of small puncture marks were found in the skin of each fruit. Consistent depth and placement of these marks suggests that these punctures were made mechanically.

投入钱数:400円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Party stick: Red Flavor - Packaging consists of an asbestos box decorated with festive colours and pictures of balloons. Blurb underneath the logo reads 'Foodz of the Future'. Opening the box revealed a single stick of what appears to be dynamite.
附录:Chemical analysis has confirmed that the stick is, in fact, regular dynamite. The stick was successfully transported to a blast chamber, where it was lit. No anomalous effects occurred upon detonation, nor were any additional effects noted upon inspection of the chamber hereafter.

备注:Maybe we're missing the proper senses? - 初级研究员IJff

投入钱数:400円
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:未知——SCP-261送出的物品外观与SCP-106的头部完全一致。安保人员███反射性地向物品射出了三(3)发子弹并将其摧毁。██████研究员由于物品的外观而患上了心源性休克,但预计终将完全康复。
附录:随后的化验分析显示物品残留中存在人类皮肤、秸秆和樱桃果酱。


投入钱数:300 Yen
SCP-261是否通电:Originally powered; power failure occurred as item was being dispensed, due to maintenance personnel shorting a circuit.
物品描述:A "Kinder Matryoshka", large chocolate candy resembling a Kinder Surprise Egg, text in Cyrllic. When opened, another egg of similar size was inside, composed of grape-flavored rock candy. Within this egg was another made out of solid caramel; overall, more than sixty layers were observed before the center was reached, with composition varying from toffee to peanut butter to a substance chemical analysis identified as chocolate paste mixed with saffron.

Center layer was inedible, and instead contained a pink plastic case with a large sapphire within; testing showed the sapphire to be both artificial and inedible.

投入钱数:300 Yen
SCP-261是否通电:In an attempt to replicate the conditions above, SCP-261 was powered, but powered off as the item was being dispensed.
物品描述:1 bottle of "Royal Crown Cider", text in English. Alcoholic variant of Royal Crown Cola with apple flavoring; testing showed a taste similar to a very sweet, very strong apple cider. The Dr. Pepper-Snapple Group does not manufacture this drink.

投入钱数:300 Yen
SCP-261是否通电:Unpowered, but powered on when item was being dispensed.
物品描述:A pair of live raccoons, one male and one female. Biopsy showed no abnormalities in physiology. Inspection of SCP-261 found a small pamphlet with text in Spanish instructing how to care for the raccoons, with no indication that they were meant to be eaten.

投入钱数:300 Yen
SCP-261是否通电:Unpowered, but powered on when item was being dispensed.
物品描述:Thirteen twigs from a yew tree, with a purple wrapper depicting fairies bundling them together, text in an unknown language. Pictographic instructions indicated that twigs should be ignited before consumption, and consumed while burning. Doing so resulted in the wood burning purple, giving off a smell similar to artificial grape flavoring. Attempting to eat resulted in second-degree burns to the mouth of D-Class personnel. Remaining samples in storage.


Note from research team: To control for possible sources of anomalous behavior, a single newly-minted 100 yen coin was used for each of the following tests.

投入钱数:100 yen
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Utz“蟹味片”(Crab Chip) - 2盎司(57克)包装的Old Bay口味薯片。内容物无异常。

投入钱数:100 yen
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Smarties - 1.5 oz (43 g) box of candy-coated milk chocolate, as produced by Nestle in various countries worldwide. Packaging is in American English and refers to being produced by "Nestle USA Inc." Due to a trademark dispute with Ce De Candy (makers of an unrelated "Smarties" candy product), Nestle has never made or sold Smarties in the United States. Contents not anomalous.

投入钱数:100 yen
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:OK Soda - 12 fl oz (355 ml) can of a "citrus/spice" flavored soft drink formerly produced by Coca-Cola. Packaging is minimalist, with logo consisting solely of large letters "OK" with smaller text "things are going to be" above it, all in white Helvetica on a black background. Although Coca-Cola discontinued OK Soda due to poor sales in 1995, this can appears to have been produced in 2017. Contents not anomalous.
Not anomalous, but incredibly nasty. No wonder they stopped making this stuff. Bleah. - Researcher Van Nostrand

投入钱数:100 yen
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Bamba - 50 g bag of peanut-flavored puffed corn snack, as produced by Osem Food Industries of Tel Aviv, Israel. Packaging is in Yiddish transliterated into Cyrillic characters and gives an address for Osem in the "Free City of Jaffa." A revenue stamp is affixed, containing Russian text "Import Duty - 5 Rubles - PAID" and a portrait of Tsar Nicholas IV. Upon inspection, bag only contained 44 grams of product. Contents not otherwise anomalous.

投入钱数:100 yen
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Approximately 500 ml clear plastic bottle containing a bright blue liquid. Label was untranslated (possibly in Japanese) and had a drawing of a penguin-like creature (since identified as "██████", the mascot of ██████ ████ Software). Liquid was not carbonated and gave off odors of saltpeter and raw fish. Before taste testing could commence, a subject accidentally knocked the bottle off its counter. Bottle exploded upon contact with ground, causing minor injuries to subject.
I think we're done for today. - Researcher Zembrovski


投入钱数:500 yen
SCP-261是否通电:通电
物品描述:Madam Jesute's Blueberry Cigarettes- A slightly larger than average sized cigarette package decorated in blue trim and gold letters, the sub-labeling reads "Now lasts longer!". Inside, the package contained 21 blue tinged cigarettes and a small retractable Cigarette holder resembling ones popular during the early 20th century. When one was smoked (using the holder) The class D personnel described a pleasant Blueberry taste in addition to the tobacco. The Smoke emited had a slight blue hue to it as well. Company labeled as the manufacturers on packaging is Yang-Marlboro, Company is not known to exist.

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