面包菌的面包房(外来)

果然还是别咕了吧


http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-4243

穿越时空的圣诞老人or时空穿越者圣诞老人?
alive humanoid k-class-scenario keter paradox sapient scp sentient temporal uncontained

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项目编号: SCP-4255

项目等级: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the widespread knowledge of the base anomalous properties of SCP-4255, it has been given the secondary classification of a Cracked-Veil Uncontained anomaly. In order to suppress further information of SCP-4255, Procedure-Yule-02 has been created. Procedure-Yule-02 occurs as follows:
特殊收容措施:由于SCP-4255的基础异常性质已大范围流传,该项目已被分级为二级破损帷幕未收容异常。为防止有关SCP-4255信息的进一步传播,基金会建立了耶诞-02程序。该程序分为以下步骤:

  • Annually on 12:00 PM UTC, November 22nd, memetic agents are to be implemented into all forms of media including, television programs, new works of literature, Foundation front accounts on social media websites, and various forms of performing and visual arts. These memetic agents are designed to implant false memories into parents or guardians of any children who celebrate the holiday Christmas, these memories include the purchasing of gifts that will be given to their children by SCP-4255 on December 25th and the placing of said gifts on that night by SCP-4255. Any individuals which have been unaffected by the memetic treatment described above are to be located, and manually treated.
  • 当地时间每年11月22日12:00PM,需在包括电视节目、新发表的文学作品、基金会前台组织的社交媒体账号及各类表演及视觉艺术等媒体加入模因信息。这些模因信息将会对所有庆祝圣诞节的儿童监护人植入虚假记忆,包括购买SCP-4255将在12月25日送给儿童的礼物,及随后SCP-4255放置礼物的地点。任何未受影响的个体均会被定位并手动植入模因。
  • Starting on 8:00 PM UTC, December 24th, two unarmed military aircrafts are to locate, track and follow all temporal versions of SCP-4255 and make note of any noticeable changes in behavior from SCP-4255, lethal force is not permitted when interacting with SCP-4255. When all versions of SCP-4255 have vanished, all Foundation interference is to cease.
  • 从当地时间12月24日8:00PM开始,2架不携带武器的军用飞机将定位并跟随SCP-4255,并记录任何行为上的变化;与SCP-4255互动时,不可动用任何致死性武力。当所有版本的SCP-4255消失后,所有基金会干涉需停止。
  • After 12:00 UTC December 25th, social media to be tracked for any images of or accounts with SCP-4255, and images or conspiracy theories centered around Procedure-Yule-02. Any offending pieces of information are to be labelled as hoax or erased, with the publishers being located treated to Class-A Amnestics. In extreme cases, all viewers of any information described above are to be treated with Class-A Amnestics, with all social media being cleansed of any information on SCP-4255 or Procedure-Yule-02 that these cases could spawn.
  • 在当地时间12月25日12:00后,需监控社交媒体上有关SCP-4255的图像及有关耶诞-02程序的阴谋论。上述信息将被标为诈骗或删除,当事人将接受A级记忆清除。在极端情况下,所有阅读了上述信息的个体都将接受A级记忆清除,并将清除所有社交媒体上关于SCP-4255及耶诞-02程序的信息。

Efforts to partake in a secondary interview with SCP-4255 are to be attempted, as SCP-4255 seems to possess valuable information on controllable temporal anomalies and on the historical future of the human race.
因SCP-4255在第一次访谈中对可控时间异常及人类未来历史提出了宝贵信息,目前正在计划与SCP-4255进行第二次访谈。

Description: SCP-4255 is a humanoid male with an aged appearance, approximately 1.4m in height and 150kg in weight. SCP-4255 appears to be in his 60-70s, however reports of SCP-4255 manifestations have dated back to 400 A.D. SCP-4255 possesses an appearance similar to the traditional attire of the character "Santa Claus1", along with the red and gold ornate sleigh that this character is known to be present in, designated SCP-4255-1. SCP-4255-1 is capable of flight via unknown means, and is able to travel at speeds of approximately 100km/h, with SCP-4255 remaining inside SCP-4255-1 during flight, even when scientifically impossible. SCP-4255-1 is drawn by eight cervid animals resembling Rangifer tarandus2, although infrared scans show that these do not possess any heat signatures, and it is currently unknown if these are living organisms.
描述:SCP-4255是一名外貌年老的人类男性,高约1.4m,重150kg。SCP-4255目测约为60-70岁,而相关记录最早可追溯到400 A.D.。SCP-4255的外貌与传统“圣诞老人3”的着装类似,并同样拥有红金色装饰的雪橇,标为SCP-4255-1。SCP-4255-1可使用未知方式以最高时速100km/h载着SCP-4255飞行,尽管这在科学上并不可行。8只鹿科的Rangifer tarandus4牵引着SCP-4255-1,然而红外扫描显示这些实体并没有热成像,因此并不清楚其是否为活的生物。

SCP-4255 manifestations periodically occur at 8:00 PM UTC on December 24th on each year, during which SCP-4255 will appear somewhere approximately 1km in the air above Earth's surface in SCP-4255-1. SCP-4255 and/or SCP-4255-1 appear to possess the ability to generate small-scale temporal anomalies. During its appearances, as many as 294 versions of SCP-4255 are present on across the globe at once, with many versions possessing visual differences that have not yet occurred to SCP-4255 from a linear standpoint. SCP-4255 manifestations always follow a similar pattern of events after its initial appearance.
SCP-4255会在当地时间每年12月24日8:00PM坐着SCP-4255-1出现于地球表面1km上方。SCP-4255和/或SCP-4255-1可短暂形成小范围时间性异常。当其出现时,最多294个版本的SCP-4255将同时出现在地球各处,其中很多形象与正常视角观察到的形象并不相同。在出现后,SCP-4255将遵循一套类似的行为模式。

SCP-4255 will land on the roof or near a household of individual(s) that celebrate the holiday Christmas, regardless of religious background, and will use its temporal abilities to enter the household. SCP-4255 will then produce a multitude of wrapped gifts and toys, with number of gifts given varying from child to child. It is also of note that SCP-4255 has a significant understanding of the likes and dislikes of each child on Earth, with presents given having a 82.56% accuracy rate compared to what the children would liked to have received for a gift at that time.
不论宗教背景,若住户庆祝圣诞节,SCP-4255将降落于其房顶并使用时间异常进入房屋内部。随后,SCP-4255将产出不同的礼物和玩具送给不同的儿童。值得注意的是,SCP-4255对地球上每一个儿童的喜好都有相当程度的了解,送出的礼物有82.56%符合当时该儿童的心愿。

All recorded gifts have been non-anomalous, with SCP-4255 actively avoiding the giving of gifts a child wants if it could be classified as anomalous. SCP-4255 will repeat this pattern until all children who celebrate Christmas on the planet have received at least one gift from it. Attempts to approach SCP-4255 or SCP-4255-1 in an effort to capture either anomaly on the ground or in the sky have resulted in failure, with SCP-4255 using its temporal abilities to evade capture.
所有有记录的礼物均无异常,同时SCP-4255会主动避免赠与带有异常的礼物,即使儿童希望如此。SCP-4255将重复上述行为,直到地球上最后一个庆祝圣诞节的儿童收到至少一份礼物。由于SCP-4255会使用时间异常逃脱抓捕,任何试图在地面或空中捕捉SCP-4255或SCP-4255-1的行为均以失败告终。

Addendum-4255-1: Before an SCP-4255 manifestation on the year 2018, several houses of Foundation personnel were equipped with audio transmission devices, which was then used to make an official direct contact with SCP-4255 for the first time on record.
附录4255-1:2018年,在SCP-4255出现前,部分基金会工作人员的屋内安装了传声装置,用于记录其与SCP-4255的直接接触。



Addendum 4255-2: On September 4th, 2067, The Foundation Department of Chronology was formed after the discovery of replicable, controllable travel non-linearly through time was discovered. After parallels between SCP-4255's described host organization and the newly formed department were made, Stan Clane, a man matching the psychical description of SCP-4255 was tracked and placed into Foundation custody. It was later found that Clane had access to a temporal anomaly allowing him to travel through time non-linearly.
附录4255-2: 2067年9月4日,在发现可控的重复穿越时间的方法后,基金会建立了年代部门。紧接着符合SCP-4255描述的部门建立后,符合Stan Clane外貌描述的个体被置于基金会管控范围。后续调查显示其拥有一台可使其在时间内非线性穿梭的异常时间机器。

To avoid a possible CK-Class Reality Reconfiguration Scenario or a PT-Class Paradoxical Time Breakdown Scenario, The Foundation is to give Clane the full capabilities to preform the actions of SCP-4255, along with the recorded appearance of SCP-4255. A large sleigh built to the specifications of SCP-4255-1 was created using several anomalies making it capable of controllable flight, along with the sleigh and Clane being equipped with devices designed to create small-scale temporal anomalies. Eight heat resistant models resembling the now extinct Rangifer tarandus to "pull" the sleigh.
为避免CK级“现实重构”或PT级“时间悖论崩溃”情景(PT我没查到所以现翻了,估计就是Paradoxical Time),基金会将任命Clane还原SCP-4255的一切行动及样貌。形似SCP-4255-1的巨型雪橇同样建成,搭载有可控飞行功能及小范围时间异常功能。8例类似已经灭绝的Rangifer tarandus的无热成像模型被用于“牵引”雪橇。

Gifts given are to be produced by the BTKAI (Beta Temporal Knowledge Artificial Intelligence) unit, an AI created by the Foundation that uses time anomalies to know all information from across linear timeframe. While the BTKAI unit currently only knows information up to 20██, this number is expected known to change at a rate that will be constant enough for Clane to fulfill his duties. All other information into the BTKAI unit is classified. It is currently unknown when Clane will finish his duties as SCP-4255 Clane will finish his role as SCP-4255 on the Christmas of the year 21██.
礼物由BTKAI(测试版时间知识人工智能)单位提供,该AI由基金会制造,可使用时间异常获知线性时间内的所有信息。目前BTKAI只获得了到20██为止的知识,而这个数据 预测 将持续增加,足够Clane完成其任务。其余所有有关BTKAI的信息为机密。目前未知何时Clane将完成作为SCP-4255的工作 Clane将在21██年完成作为SCP-4255的工作。

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