C8H17OH的异常翻译机（试运行）

I'll finish writing this up later.- Assisstant Researcher Octanol
我回头再写好这个。——助理研究员Octanol

Another sandbox for translations is here.
另一个翻译沙盒在这里。

生锈的噩梦

原文地址：Rusted Nightmares
已预定地址：生锈的噩梦

Run.
跑。

The rusted metal stretches for as far as can be seen. The runner does not care that this is only a few feet in front of himself. As far as he is concerned, the claustrophobic corridor stretches on forever. And it does.
生锈的金属延伸到目光所及之处。奔跑者不在乎这只在自己面前几英尺。就他而言，这令人幽闭恐惧的走廊一直延伸下去。确实如此。

But not for him.
但不是为他。

Don't stop.
别停。

A woman slams against a steel door, pristine and shining in the darkness of the hold. Rust flakes from the floor as she throws herself against the steel, panting heavily. Her fingernails crack as they scrabble against the smooth face of the door, frantically searching for something to turn.
一个女人猛地撞上一扇铁门，那门一尘不染而又在黑暗中闪闪发光。铁锈从地板上剥落，就在她气喘吁吁地将自己摔在钢架上时。她的指甲因在铁门光滑的表面上乱抓，疯狂地想要把住什么东西而裂开，

They will never stop looking.
他们不会停止寻找。

Not like this.
不是这样。

A man walks slowly through a room, filled with steaming belts and pistons. A human eye rolls towards him as a face stretches across a belt, locked in a rictus of pain and agony. A human elbow rapidly pumps in a nearby machine, forcing an unidentifiable chunk of something in and out. A pair of empty eye sockets stare into him.
一个男人慢慢地走过一个房间，里面满是蒸汽传送带和活塞。一张人脸穿过传送带，它被困在呲牙咧嘴的痛苦之中，一颗人眼向他滚去。一个人类肘部迅速泵入附近的机器，迫使一大块无法辨认的东西进进出出。一双空洞的眼窝凝视着他。

He will never look away.
他永远不会移开视线。

Make it stop.
让它停下来。

A man sprints into a dead-end room, stopping to stare at the wall. He screams and turns, a cry of rage and confusion and hurt, only to see the door slam shut behind him. He will never leave.
一个男人冲进一个死胡同的房间，停下来盯着墙。他尖叫着转过身，发出愤怒、困惑和受伤的哭喊声，却只看到门在他身后猛然关闭。他永远不会离开。

Until his flashlight dies.
直到他的手电筒熄灭。

The pain.
痛苦。

Deep within the rusted hulk, a woman screams. She has been screaming for seconds, for years. She does not know the difference. She only knows that she should never have entered this place of death and steel and meat.
在生锈的船体深处，一个女人在尖叫。她已经尖叫了几秒钟，还是几年。她不知道有什么区别。她只知道，她从不应进入这个死亡、钢铁与血肉之地。

She will never correct her mistake.
她永远不会纠正自己的错误。

No escape.
无法逃离。

A man stands atop a rusted deck, gaunt and pale from his days spent in the darkness, searching for an exit. A spotlight waves over him, a boat is sent, and a crew arrives to rescue him. The man, overjoyed, moves to jump.
一个男人站在生锈的甲板上，因在黑暗中度过的日子而神态憔悴、脸色苍白，试图寻找一个出口。一盏聚光灯照在他身上，一艘船被派去，船员赶来营救他。男人喜出望外，跳了起来。

He does not hit the water.
他没有坠入海中。

Stay with us.
和我们在一起。

In the heart of the ship, a thousand voices scream in agony. All are lost, many for hundreds of years. Some for days. All are screaming the same soul-wrenching scream that only the dying know.
在船的中心，一千个声音在痛苦地尖叫。全部都是失踪之人，许多已有数百年。有些是几天。所有声音都在发出撕心裂肺的尖叫，只有垂死之人才知道的尖叫。

And they will never stop.
而他们永远不会停止。

---

Team was lost after reporting entry to "central navigation." Rescue team lost after reporting the investigation of "screaming" in a cargo section.
队伍在报告进入“中央导航区”后失踪。救援队在报告调查货舱里的“尖叫”后失踪。

解密：not_a_seagull的提案

原文地址：SCP-001, not_a_seagull's Proposal: The Sky Above The Port
拟投稿地址：解密：SCP-001：not_a_seagull的提案 - 港口上的天空

Item #: SCP-001
项目编号：SCP-001

Object Class: Keter
项目等级：Keter

Author: not_a_seagull
作者：not_a_seagull does not match any existing user name

“The sky above the port had¹ the color of television, tuned to a dead channel”
“港口上空的天色，如同没有信号的电视屏幕一般。”

Hello SCPDeclassified, Brewsterion here. Today, I wanted to tackle the winner of the semi-recent 144-Hour Jam contest, not_a_seagull's proposal for SCP-001, The Sky Above The Port. If any of you are familiar with TSATPWTCOTTTADC, you'll recognize this as part of one of our favorite cyborg's name, but it's also a quote from the book Neuromancer, and the one at the top of this post.
SCP解密的大家好，这里是Brewsterion。今天，我想处理一下不算太久前的144小时连写竞赛冠军，not_a_seagull的SCP-001提案，港口上的天空。如果你们有人对TSATPWTCOTTTADC²熟悉，你会认出这是我们最喜欢的半机械人的一部分，但它也是《神经漫游者》³书中的一句话，就是本文开始的那句引言。

For a bit of context about this entry, the 144-Hour Jam was a contest stretching across 6 days, divided up into 3 chunks. You had to write an entry based around the theme in the first day of one chunk, then post it. As such, you only had 24 hours to write. The third day's theme was "It was all a dream", and this was seagull's entry for that day. Remember that little bit as we get into this article.
关于此作品的一点背景信息：144小时连写竞赛是一场持续6天的比赛，分为3个阶段。你需要在每个阶段的第一天围绕主题写一篇参赛作品并发布。因此，你只有24小时的写作时间。第三天的主题是“皆是大梦一场”，而这篇就是seagull当天的投稿。当我们进入此文时记住这一点。

Immediately into the article, we're greeted by big, red header saying that this article serves as technical containment for an anomaly and thus does not adhere to standard formatting. Alright, cool. It's an 001, that's kind of expected. Let's see if the format screw is in the Containment Procedures.
刚一进入文章，一个红色的大标题就映入我们的眼帘，它表示此文是为技术性地收容某一异常，因此不遵循标准格式。好吧，很cool。这是一篇001，这算是意料之中的。让我们看看收容措施里有没有格式错乱。

Special Containment Procedures
特殊收容措施

If the sky begins changing color with no prior stimuli or indication, all Foundation sites are to go onto ALERT LEVEL 7 immediately. Personnel at Site-05 and -06 are to enter ALERT LEVEL 8 and begin evaluating new methods of containing SCP-001.
若天空在无预先刺激或征兆的情况下开始发生变色，所有基金会站点将立即进入7级警报。Site-05与-06的人员将进入8级警报，并开始评估收容SCP-001的新方法。

So if the sky changes color, Site-05 and Site-06 personnel are supposed to go to very high alert and begin working on a new way to contain 001. Seems like this color change is part of 001's breaching containment.
所以如果天空变色，Site-05和Site-06的人员应进入高度警戒状态，并开始研究收容SCP-001的新方式。似乎变色是001突破收容的一部分。

Site-05 has been constructed around Point Alpha. Procedure 001-ENTRY is in effect to contain SCP-001-1. A monitor containing Document 032, as well as a speaker reading the document, are to be placed at least five meters away from SCP-001-1. If SCP-001-1 swells up to 2 meters or more in diameter, the speed of the narration is to increase. This system is to have a direct cable link to the Foundation SCiPNET database at Site-06, and several redundant power generators are to ensure this system stays operational at all times.

》 Site-05已围绕阿尔法点建立。程序001-ENTRY被用以收容SCP-001-1。在距离SCP-001-1至少五米远处安置一包含文件032的显示屏，配以阅读此文件的播音器。若SCP-001-1直径扩大到2米或以上，阅读速度将加快。此系统通过直连缆线接通Stie-06的基金会SCiPNET数据库，并配备多个备用发电机以保证系统全天运作。

They're containing this thing by reading this Document 032 to it, and they're set on making sure nothing will stop that reading. This also tells us that whatever 001, it can swell up to change it's size, and if the narration affects this, then we can infer that 001 is sentient and can feel likely feel emotion. Right next to the containment procedures is an image of what the sky looked like above Point Alpha during a breach of 001.
他们通过给它阅读这篇文件032来收容这个东西，并且为确保阅读不会停止做足了准备。这也告诉我们，无论001是什么，它都能通过膨胀改变大小，并且如果叙述对其有影响，那么我们可以推断001有感知力，可能会感知到情绪。在收容措施右侧有一张图，是001突破期间阿尔法点上空的样子。

It's the color of static.
这是噪点的颜色。

That quote's beginning to make sense. Let's see the description.
那句引语开始讲得通了。让我们看描述。

Description
描述

SCP-001 is an ongoing ZK-Class "Reality Failure" Scenario.
SCP-001是一正在进行中的ZK级“现实崩溃”情景。

OH SHIT.
哦操。

A ZK-Class scenario is exactly what it sounds like, the single worst K-Class the Foundation knows of: the destruction of all reality. Not their universe, but the very fabric of reality being destroyed. The only other thing similar to this is SCP-2470, but this seems to be worse. Otherwise, that would be the 001 in all likelihood.
一个ZK级场景正是它听起来的那样，是基金会所知最糟糕的K级：一切现实的毁灭。不是他们的宇宙，而是现实的本质结构被摧毁。仅有的另一个与此类似的事物是SCP-2470，但这个看起来更糟糕。否则，那极有可能是这个001。

SCP-001 is prevented from happening through several procedures manipulating its sub-anomalies.
通过对多个子异常的操控可防止SCP-001发生。

Well, that's reassuring. The Foundation's figure out how to use the anomalies that make up 001 to stop 001.
嗯，这令人心安。基金会已经找到了利用组成001的异常来阻止001的方法。

The only known observable symptom of SCP-001 is the sky becoming a different color; it is believed that, if SCP-001 were to progress to the point where other symptoms began to occur, it would become irreversible.
已知唯一的SCP-001可观测征象是天空变色；确信若SCP-001进行到发生其他征象的地步，其将不可逆转。

And now the true meaning of the quote is unveiled. Whenever 001 begins to kick in, the sky becomes what it says in the quote: the color of a television, tuned to a dead channel. A dead reality, in this case.
现在那句引言的真实含义揭幕了。每当001开始生效时，天空会变成引言所说的那样：没有信号的电视屏幕⁴。在这种情况下，这就是一个死去的现实。

SCP-001-1 is a levitating object contained within Point Alpha, a cave chamber five kilometers south of the ruins of Babylon. SCP-001-1 visually resembles a perfectly smooth sphere with a texture similar to blurred television static. Measurement instruments indicate SCP-001-1 is currently 0.62 meters in diameter. Solids and liquids that pass within the bounds of SCP-001-1 are replaced entirely with argon gas, giving the illusion of disappearing.
SCP-001-1是一漂浮在巴比伦废墟以南五公里处的一座洞穴—“阿尔法点”内部的物体。 SCP-001-1外观形似一绝对光滑的球体，纹理与模糊的电视噪点类似。测量工具表明SCP-001-1当前直径1.25米。跨过SCP-001-1边界的固体与液体将被完全替代为氩气，产生原地消失的假象。

001-1 is a big sphere the color of-you guessed it-television static, floating inside a cave a bit south of the ruins of Babylon. Anything that tries to pass through it turns into gas, vanishing. We still don't know how it can swell up, though.
001-1是一个大型球体，有着——你猜什么颜色——电视噪点的颜色，漂浮在巴比伦废墟以南一点的一座洞穴内部。所有试图穿过它的东西都变成了气体并消散。不过，我们尚不知道它是如何膨胀的。

SCP-001-2 is an entity that is capable of being seen within Point Alpha. SCP-001-2's manifestations are random; witnesses report seeing SCP-001-2 "past the walls of the cave." From descriptions of eyewitnesses, SCP-001-2 is humanoid in shape and large in stature, and is only visible when looking through SCP-001-1. Descriptions of SCP-001-2 vary from person to person; common features include an emaciated figure, long limbs, and prominent facial features. SCP-001-2 takes the position of lying against the wall. It is most often seen with a neutral expression; however, the expression occasionally changes to discomfort or bliss.
SCP-001-2是一能在阿尔法点内看到的实体。SCP-001-2的显现是随机的；目击者报告称，看到SCP-001-2“穿过洞壁”。据视觉目击者的描述，SCP-001-2为人形，体格高大，只可透过SCP-001-1看到它。不同的人对SCP-001-2的描述不同；常见的特征包括消瘦的身材、长长的四肢和突出的面部特征。SCP-001-2做出靠在洞壁上的姿势。一般看到它做出中性的表情，但偶尔其表情会变为不适或欢乐。

Nevermind, here's our answer. Whatever 001-2 is, it's not fully in our reality. So it uses 001-1 as a listening device, or at least as a way to see what's going on in our reality.
别在意，这是我们的答案。无论001-2是什么，它都不完全在我们的现实中。所以它使用001-1作为聆听设备，或者至少是一种观察我们的现实里在发生什么的方式。

It has been determined from historical precedent that "entertaining" SCP-001-2 through SCP-001-1 will prevent SCP-001.
经历史先例确认，通过SCP-001-1“取悦”SCP-001-2，能防止SCP-001发生。

Now the reading parts make sense. You read stuff to 001-1, 001-2 hears it, and 001 doesn't happen as a result. Yay. But hold on, we still have a lot of the document to get through.
现在阅读的部分合乎情理了。你给001-1读东西，001-2听到它，结果是001就不会发生。耶。但等等，文档里有很多我们还没看。

History
历史

Point Alpha and its contents are believed to date back to prehistory. Babylonian scripts indicate that SCP-001-1 was routinely patrolled by a group of sages, known as the "Order of White and Black," who refused passage to anyone who could demonstrate the ability to read or write.
确信阿尔法点及其内容物可追溯至史前时期。巴比伦文本记载曾有一群智者团会定期造访SCP-001-1，名为“黑白教团”，他们拒绝靠近任何表现出读写能力的人。

The sages are scared. They don't know what 001 is, but they don't want to risk making it worse, so they keep anybody who could read or write away from it. Maybe they knew what would happen if people started reading to it. How, we don't know.
智者们很害怕。他们不知道001是什么，但他们不想冒险让它变得更糟，所以他们让所有能读或写的人远离它。或许他们知道一旦人们开始读东西给它听会发生什么。怎么做到的，我们不知道。

This group was made defunct by the rise of Achaemenid Persia, which contained SCP-001-1 with a group of Zoroastrian monks. Very few accounts of SCP-001-1 are present; recovered accounts assert that all information about SCP-001-1 and its significance was passed orally.
该团体因波斯阿契美尼德王朝兴起而停止活动，后者开始以琐罗亚斯德教僧团收容SCP-001-1。对SCP-001-1仅有极少记载留存；已发现的记录都宣称关于SCP-001-1及其意义的信息均为口传。

But the sages don't stick around long enough for us to get answers. A bunch of monks take over and start telling oral stories to it. 001-2 gets used to this storytelling, and we know what happens if it isn't read to.
但是智者们并没有原地坚持足够长的时间以使我们能得到答案。一群僧侣接管并开始给它讲口头故事。001-2习惯了这种故事讲述，而我们知道如果不给它读故事会发生什么。

The most substantial account of SCP-001-1 and SCP-001-2 at this time dates back to the Greek philosopher Xera, who made an expedition into the Acheaemenid Empire and found Point Alpha. During Alexander of Macedon's conquest of the Acheaemenid Empire, he took interest in Xera's texts and continued the Acheaemenid containment of SCP-001-1.
当前对SCP-001-1和SCP-001-2最实质性的记载可追溯至希腊哲学家Xera，此人曾前往阿契美尼德帝国探险并发现了阿尔法点。在亚历山大大帝征服阿契美尼德帝国期间，他对Xera的记录产生了兴趣，接替阿契美尼德继续对SCP-001-1的收容。

There's a pattern that's picking up here; whoever finds 001-1 and -2 realizes that they need to keep it satisfied. That's what it is, not contained. Satisfied. It enjoys these stories, feels joy from them. But when it doesn't have this joy, it gets unhappy. Now things are beginning to make some sense.
这里表现了一种模式；所有找到001-1和-2的人都意识到他们需要让它保持满意。就是这样，不是被收容。是被满足。它享受这些故事，从中感到愉悦。但一旦它失去这种愉悦，它就会变得不高兴。现在事情开始讲得通了。

The Cronus Guard were eventually replaced with an Islamic equivalent: "The Society for the Containment of the Babel Demon." This group was the first to preform substantial research on SCP-001-1, and the first to accurately link SCP-001 to SCP-001-1.
克罗诺斯之卫最终被一等位的伊斯兰组织“巴别恶魔阻遏结社”替代。这是首个对SCP-001-1展开实质性研究的组织，也是他们第一个将SCP-001和SCP-001-1准确联系起来。

Islam sweeps into the area and takes over from the Greeks, and they do what normal Middle Age Muslims do: start nerding out on it. These guys are the first to connect the sky to 001-1, as before everybody just watched the floating sphere and half-real demon.
伊斯兰席卷该地区并从希腊人手中接过它，他们做了一般的中世纪穆斯林所会做的事：像书呆子一样研究它。这些家伙第一个将天空与001联系起来，在此之前所有人都只是看着这个漂浮的球体和半真实的恶魔。

What follows are some logs written by the Society for the Containment of the Babel Demon, with some very telling information. Demon is 001-2, and Orb is 001-1
随后是一些由巴别恶魔阻遏结社撰写的记录，包含一些非常有说服力的信息。大魔是001-2，魔球是001-1。

Literature Read: A poem written by Guardian Muhammad ibn Buya'aa meant explicitly for DEMON

Result: DEMON thrashes more than usual until the cessation of the reading. ORB begins to expand until the Genealogies of the Nobles is read to DEMON.

诵读作品： 守卫者Muhammad ibn Buya'aa为大魔专门写著的一首诗。

结果： 大魔抽搐超过寻常，直至朗诵结束。魔球开始扩大直至对大魔朗诵《贵族系谱》为止。

That's a bit of an issue. 001-2 doesn't want to hear stuff meant explicitly for itself, but we don't know why.
这有点问题。001-2不想听到专为它写的东西，但我们不知道为什么。

Literature Read: None, for 10 days

Result: ORB is observed to expand, and DEMON is observed to thrash. Externally, the sky above the camp is noted to turn a darker red color, until the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam is read again.

诵读作品： 无，持续10天

结果： 观察到魔球扩大，大魔开始抽搐。最后，营地上方的天空明显变成暗红色，直至再次诵读《鲁拜集》。

Like we already knew, if nothing 's read to 001-2, it gets all upset. Apparently reading stuff to it after the sky's changed color does reset the process though, so that's reassuring.
正如我们已经知道的，如果不给001-2读任何东西，它会变得非常沮丧。显然，在天空变色后，给它读东西的确重置了这一进程，因此可以放心。

Literature Read: Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam

Result: DEMON thrashes more than during previous readings of the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam. It is believed that the Quran may no longer have any effect on DEMON.

诵读作品： 《鲁拜集》

结果： 大魔比以往诵读《鲁拜集》时更猛烈的抽搐。相信古兰经可能不再对大魔有效。

This one does not spark joy.
这个不会引起愉悦。

001-2 does not like repetition. If you read the same story too much, it won't be entertained anymore, which means it's unhappy. And we know what that means.
001-2不喜欢重复。如果你读了太多同样的故事，它不再会被取悦，这意味着它不高兴。而我们知道那意味着什么。

Literature Read: One Thousand and One Nights

Result: DEMON ceases thrashing. New literature may be necessary to prevent further phenomena from occurring.

诵读作品： 《一千零一夜》

结果： 大魔停止抽搐。可能需要新文本来阻止更多现象发生。

This just confirms that multiple stories have to be read to 001-2 to keep it entertained. So right now, we have a demon that listens to our reality through a magic orb to hear stories, and if it gets unhappy, our reality becomes nothing more than a dead channel. But we're not done yet. This is an 001, after all. There's a bit more than just this.
这正证实了必须给001-2阅读多个故事才能持续取悦它。所以现在，我们有一个通过一个魔球聆听我们现实的故事的恶魔，并且如果它不高兴了，我们的现实会变得除了雪花屏空无一物。但我们还没完。毕竟，这是一个001。不仅限于此。

Incident 001-EXAL
事故001-EXAL

001 had to come into the Foundation's presence at some point, and this incident is what got the ORIA to sell it after they got hold of it.
001不得不在某个时间点出现在基金会面前，这场事故导致ORIA在控制它后又卖掉它。

On 2018-5-6, personnel with ORIA read the book Tafsir al-Ahlam al-kabir, or "Great Book of Interpretation of Dreams" as per normal containment of SCP-001-1. However, SCP-001-2 was observed to rapidly thrash while screaming. SCP-001-1 itself swelled from 50.3 centimeters to 3.2 meters in diameter.

Shortly following this event, SCP-001 began to worsen. The sky worldwide turned a black/white color similar to the texture of SCP-001-1. In addition, reality bending phenomena began worldwide, causing deformed geography, the manifestation of dangerous anomalous objects and several natural disasters. This event was ended after ORIA personnel read SCP-001-1 an undisclosed number of as-of-yet unread books, which caused SCP-001-2 to stop thrashing and SCP-001 to restore to its pre-incident point. However, the damage caused by this incident was deemed enough to require an activation of SCP-2000.

于2018-5-6⁵，ORIA人员依照对SCP-001-1的常规收容朗读了书籍Tafsir al-Ahlam al-kabir，或《圆梦大全》。 然而，SCP-001-2被观察到开始快速抽搐尖叫。 SCP-001-1直径从50.3厘米扩张到3.2米。

此事件后不久，SCP-001开始恶化。世界范围的天空开始变为类似SCP-001-1纹理的黑/白色。此外，现实扭曲现象在世界范围内发生，造成地理变形、危险异常物体显现以及多起自然灾害。此事件以ORIA人员对SCP-001-1朗读了数量未知的未读书目告终，这使得SCP-001-2停止抽动，SCP-001也恢复到事故前状态。然而，此事故造成的损害被认定为需要一次SCP-2000启动。

This is…new. A book on dreams made 001-2 get really, REALLY mad, and the sky goes static. The failure gets so bad they have to use 2000 to repair the damage caused, and have to whip out whatever books they were saving to calm 001-2 down. After this, they decided the Foundation would know what to do better and handed 001 over.
这是……新的。一本关于梦的书使001-2变得非常、非常生气，天空变成了噪点。现实崩溃得如此严重，以至于他们不得不使用2000来修复事故造成的损害，并不得不拿出他们保存的所有书籍来平息001-2。此后，他们确定基金会知道怎么做得更好，并决定将001移交。

But there's more.
但是还没完。

During incident 001-EXAL, ORIA instruments picked up a voice coming from nowhere speaking in Daevish. There's a crosslink to SCP-140 here, and a transcript of what the voice said.
事故001-EXAL期间，ORIA设备接收到不知何处而来的狄瓦语声音。这里有一个到SCP-140的交叉链接，和一份声音所说话语的文字转写稿：

It has passed some [space/time].

The [UNKNOWN: gaera] has passed. It [has had/used to be] fun. It is [time/space] to leave.

You cannot [stay/root/hold] yourself forever.

The [UNKNOWN: gaera] has passed. You [must/will] awaken.

No, you have [entered/reentered] slumber for too long. Wake up.

[King/Prince/loved one], it is time for you to wake up.

It is fun to be in the [UNKNOWN: gaera] but you cannot be [in/rooted] there [forever/unending]. It is [entertaining/deathlike], but you must wake up.

Wake up, [King/Prince/loved one]. We miss you.

已经过了一些[空间/时间]。

[未知：gaera]已过。它[已经是/曾经是]有趣的，是[时间/空间]离开了。

你不能永远[停留/扎根/驻守]你自己。

[未知: gaera]已过。你[必须/将]苏醒。

不，你已[进入/再进入]酣睡太久。醒来。

[王/王子/受爱戴者]，是时候醒来了。

在[未知：gaera]中很有趣，但你不能那[里面/扎根]到[永远/无尽]。这是[快乐的/如死人一般]，但你必须醒来。

醒来，[王/王子/受爱戴者]。我们想念你。

Did you see that?
你注意到了吗？

Wake up
醒来

Do you recall what the Day 3 contest theme was?
你回想起竞赛第三天的主题了吗？

These mentions of some unknown word, gaera, and being inside it along with the last line makes everything very clear. 001-2 isn't outside our reality. It's making up our reality.
这里提及的某个未知词语gaera，以及将其包含在最后一行的内容，使一切清晰了起来。001-2不在我们的现实外。它在编造我们的现实。

We are it's dream. It listens to our stories to be entertained by the tiny lesser beings it's created, and when we don't, it decides we aren't worth it until we prove otherwise. Reading a book on dreams began to wake up 001-2, and one of it's friends from it's home tried to wake him up.
我们都是它的梦。它聆听我们的故事，被它所创造的小生命所取悦，而当我们不这样做时，它确定我们不值得，除非我们另行证明。读一本关于梦的书会使001-2开始清醒，它家里的一个朋友会试着弄醒它。

Waking up is not something we can afford.
我们承担不起醒来的代价。

Addendum
附录

The addendum starts off by saying that the books they need to read 001-2 are getting crazier and crazier, and they're running low on quality books to read. They open up the document to everybody Level 2 and up to give ideas.
附录开头说他们需要读给001-2的书越来越疯狂，阅读的书的质量也在走低。他们向所有2级人员开放文档，以便他们提供想法。

Proposal: Use Artificial Intelligence Constructs to automatically generate new stories for SCP-001-2.

Status: [ APPROVED ]

Result: TSATPWTCOTTTADC.aic was able to generate 10,000 volumes of stories imitating Greek literature. However, when the first was read to SCP-001-1, it began thrashing beyond acceptable measures until it was read approved reading. No further computer-generated works are to be given to SCP-001-1.

提案： 使用人工智能构造体自动生成新故事供应给SCP-001-2。

状态：[ 批准 ]

结果： TSATPWTCOTTTADC.aic模拟希腊文学生成10000卷故事。然而，在向SCP-001-1朗读第一篇故事时，它开始以超出可接受的程度抽搐，直至向其朗读合适文本为止。不再向SCP-001-1提供电脑生成作品。

Another TSAT reference, and a reference to the quote. This plan has computers generate books imitating Greek literature. But when it's read, 001-2 gets really mad. It needs something written by a real person, by one of the beings it's dreamed up, not a shortcut.
又一次对TSAT的提及，和对引语的提及。这项计划让电脑生成模拟希腊文学的书籍。但当读这些书时，001-2变得非常生气。它需要由真人撰写的故事，由它梦中的一个存在写就，而不是走捷径。

Proposal: Read mainlist documentation for SCP-███ to SCP-001-1.

Status: [ APPROVED ]

Reason: With SCP-001-2's recent containment breach, these measures are approved.

Result: SCP-001-2 observed to stop thrashing and stay completely still, seemingly smiling. In addition, SCP-███ was able to be read for 14 consecutive readings before SCP-001-2 resumed normal activity.

提案： 向SCP-001-1朗读SCP-███以内的主列表文档。

状态： [ 批准 ]

理由： 因SCP-001-2近期的收容突破，批准该方法。

结果: 观察到SCP-001-2停止抽搐，表现出完全镇定，似乎在露出笑容。此外，SCP-███在被连续朗读14次后才让SCP-001-2恢复到常规活动。

This is a development of huge proportions. Not only do SCP articles work on 001-2, it seems to enjoy them. There may just well be a shot to be permanently safe here.
这是一个巨大的进展。不仅SCP文章对001-2有效，它似乎还很享受它们。这里很可能有一个永久安全的机会。

Proposal: Replacement of the SCP-001 file with several "001 Proposals" with much more grand implications than normal SCP files.

Status: [ APPROVED ]

Result: By only occasionally reading 001 files, SCP-001-2 is observed to be more calm on average. The previously observed actions of retaliation in response to specially crafted literature do not apply here.

提案： 将SCP-001文件替代为多个“001提案”，令其比常规SCP文件具有更宏大的内涵。

状态： [ 批准 ]

结果： 偶尔朗读001文件后，观察到SCP-001-2表现出超乎寻常的镇定。此前对针对性定制文学的报复行为在此不再发生。

Now we're getting meta. The 001 proposals with their big narratives like Ouroboros and The Factory are perfect for 001-2, and the various possible answers will keep it even more entertained. Somehow, the part where it doesn't like stuff written for itself doesn't apply here, likely because it doesn't realize it.
现在我们开始meta起来。衔尾蛇、工厂等具有宏大叙事的001提案对001-2来说简直完美，多种可能的答案甚至能使它更愉快。不知怎的，它不喜欢专为自己写的东西这一部分在这里不适用，好像它没有意识到。

Proposal: Expansion of the SCP Series beyond SCP-999, and declassification of several unnumbered SCP objects into these slots.

Status: [ APPROVED ]

Proposal: Given the variation of the current 2957 SCP mainlist files, SCP-001-1 is to be read a random arrangement of these files, in repeat.

Status: [ APPROVED ]

Result: This strategy succeeded for approximately 3 years, allowing for several repeats. However, on 2022-9-30, SCP-001-2 began thrashing rapidly, requiring newer documentation to sedate.

提案： 将SCP序列号扩大到SCP-999以上，将多个未编号SCP分类到这些栏位中。

状态：[ 批准 ]

提案： 考虑到目前2957个SCP主列表文件的差异性，以随机顺序对SCP-001-1反复朗读这些文件。

状态： [ 批准 ]

结果： 此策略成功维系约3年，多次重复可行。然而在2022-9-30⁶, SCP-001-2又开始了剧烈抽搐，需要较新文件来镇定之。

Now the REAL meta begins. Every SCP is being read to 001-2, and it's working infinitely better than old literature.
现在真实的meta开始了。每篇SCP都被读给了001-2，效果比之前的文学作品好得多。

Proposal: Rewriting of several older SCP mainlist files to be more exaggerated and narrative-like.

Status: [ TENTATIVELY APPROVED ]

Note: Deliberately exaggerating our files for the purpose of this entity is crossing some lines, but for now, it will have to do. However, we need a better way. I'm calling a committee. We need to put a stop to this.

提案： 将部分老旧SCP主列表文件重写为更夸张和故事化的版本。

状态： [ 暂且批准 ]

备注： 为此实体的目的蓄意夸大我们的文件其实有些越界，但目前，还必须这样做。然而，我们仍然需要一条更好的办法。我要召集委员会。我们需要在此划上句号了。

If you've ever wondered why some articles tell a story, this is why. The articles are telling better stories, but this runs the risk of messing with the Foundation's effectiveness.
如果你曾想知道为什么一些文章讲述了故事，这就是原因。这些文章讲述了更好的故事，但这冒着影响基金会效能的风险。

Proposal: Creation of a file describing SCP-001 that uses recursion to effectively be "never-ending." Psychoanalysis related to SCP-001-2's apparent "enjoyment" of works implies a slight ego and bias towards works about itself, and past strategies with this idea have worked for long periods of time. File is to be archived as a "technical" file.

Status: [ APPROVED ]

Result: Procedure 001-ENTRY implemented. [DATA EXPUNGED]

提案： 创造一份描述SCP-001的文件，以递归实现“永不完结”效果。对SCP-001-2的作品“偏好”表现进行精神分析后，发现其对关于自己的作品略有自恋和偏见，之前涉及此想法的策略也曾保持长时间有效。该文件将被归档为“技术性”文件。

状态： [ 批准 ]

结果： 启动程序001-ENTRY。[数据删除]

They decide to make a file on 001 that goes on forever to keep infinitely entertained, since it likes reading about itself. This is the containment procedure from the beginning.
他们决定制作一份关于001的文件，该文件将永远持续以无限取悦它，因为它喜欢阅读关于自身的内容。这便是从头以来的收容程序。

But hold on a minute. There's another collapsible beneath this that requires Level 5/Technical clearance. Let's check it out.
但等一下。这下面还有另一个折叠，要求5/技术性权限。让我们来看看。

Item #: SCP-001

Object Class: Keter

项目编号： SCP-001

项目等级： Keter

What the hell? It's just the document…again…
什么鬼？这只是这篇文档……又来一遍……

Scrolling to the bottom, there's the collapsible again, revealing the document again. It goes on, and on, and on forever. Forever.
滚动到底部，又有另一个折叠，又显示一遍文档。它持续，持续，永远持续下去。永远。

You get the picture? We, the ones reading this right now, ARE SCP-001-2. We keep opening the last collapsible, trying to find what's beneath that [DATA EXPUNGED] and what other secrets may be hiding in this article. At least, you would be, if you weren't here.
你明白了吗？我们，此刻正在读它的人们，就是SCP-001-2。我们不停地打开最后一个折叠，试图找出[数据删除]下面的东西，和可能隐藏在这篇文章中的其他秘密。至少，如果此处你不是，你也将成为它。

And so ends not_a_seagull's SCP-001 proposal, a tale of dreams and how the dreamt keep the dreamer asleep. Thank you all for reading, and sweet dreams tonight.
not_a_seagull的SCP-001提案至此结束，它是一篇关于梦以及梦中人如何保持做梦者一直睡着的故事。感谢你的阅读，今夜好梦。

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著作信息

原文：not_a_seagull的提案，作者：not_a_seagull does not match any existing user name，译者：ashausesall
解密：SCP-001, not_a_seagull's Proposal: The Sky Above The Port，作者：u/Brewsterion，译者：C8H17OH

译者的感慨（有剧透）

这可能是我加入基金会以来翻译的最舒畅的一篇，昨晚一气呵成，很少卡住。
这篇解密真的让我发现了之前没有看到的许多地方，比如001-2就是“我们”。
以及，真没想到TSATPWTCOTTTADC居然还有典故，我一直以为是脸滚键盘来着……

求校正

The only other thing similar to this is SCP-2470, but this seems to be worse. Otherwise, that would be the 001 in all likelihood.
仅有的另一个与此类似的事物是SCP-2470，但这个看起来更糟糕。否则，那极有可能是这个001。

These mentions of some unknown word, gaera, and being inside it along with the last line makes everything very clear.
这里提及的某个未知词语gaera，以及将其包含在最后一行的内容，使一切清晰了起来。

At least, you would be, if you weren't here.
至少，如果此处你不是，你也将成为它。

祝大家看得开心，晚安。

解密：Tanhony的提案

原文地址：SCP-001-Tanhony: Dead Men
已投稿地址：解密：SCP-001：Tanhony的提案 - 死人

Tanhony’s Proposal: “Dead Men”

Tanhony的提案：“死人”

Item Number: SCP-001

项目编号：SCP-001

Object Class: Thaumiel

项目等级：Thaumiel

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Part 1: The SCP Itself

第一部分：SCP本身

We dive into this article first by being introduced to Hellenstic, an AIC used by Foundation Overwatch. This indicates that the perspective is that of one high ranking individual in the Foundation - potentially O5. Hellenstic is also used for archival purposes and to send orders to people. We’ll see both of these used on. It is used to access SCP-001 in this case.
我们开始探察这篇文章，首先读到对希腊化的介绍，它是基金会监督者使用的AIC。这表明这里的视角来自基金会的一位高级人员——可能是O5。希腊化也被用来管理档案和给人发送命令。这两个用途我们都将会看到。此处它被用于访问SCP-001。

Note that the user inputs a unique override to the standard ‘Does the black moon howl?’: An odd ‘The hound of hell has three heads’ instead of the EDIT: more common responses such as ‘Only when waning.’ Also, take note of the blue text. We will come to see that the text color represents the perspective.
注意到用户输入了一个独特的越权指令来回应标准的“黑月是否嚎叫？”：一个古老的“地狱的猎犬有三头”，而不是 更正：更常见的答复比如⁷ “仅在月亏之时”。另外，请注意蓝色文本。我们将会看到文本颜色代表视角。

On to the SCP itself. SCP-001 is Thaumiel, which means it helps contain other SCPs. Naturally, the top brass doesn’t want people or anomalies near it, which is standard for a Thaumiel. In particular,
视线转到这个SCP本身。SCP-001是Thaumiel，意味着它帮助收容其他SCP。自然，高层不想让人员或异常接近它，对于Thaumiel来说这是标准。特别地，

All research personnel directly working with SCP-001 are to be versed in thaumaturgy and Erikeshan conceptual engineering.
直接处置SCP-001的全体研究人员应精通奇术学和Erikeshan概念工程学。

as well as the containment procedures citing a need to prevent ‘return to conceptual default’ indicates that SCP-001 is a some sort of concept.
同时收容措施指出需要防止“概念缺省回转”，这些表明SCP-001是某种概念。

Moving on, we see a mention of a Procedure Flamel-17, and
继续前进，我们看到这里提到了一个勒梅-17程序，以及

All information regarding the now-dissolved GOI-6616 ("The Eternal Circle") is to be removed from both public and general Foundation records, and is only to be available at the Site-01 Classified Archive.
关于已解体GOI-6616（“永恒之环”）的全部信息将从公众及基金会记录中移除，只可在Site-01机密档案库内查阅。

indicating that the O5 want to hide something from the general staff here.
表明这里O5想对一般员工隐瞒什么。

Looking at the description, SCP-001 is an old man that has been merged with the concept of death itself. This has allowed the Foundation to control death - for example, the Foundation has engineered the old man to be unable to perceive certain people, meaning that Death cannot perceive these people, thereby making them unable to die. The entire O5 is affected by this, making them immortal. The description also explains the silencing of the GOI mentioned in the containment procedures, as they were the ones to undergo this merger of the old man and conceptual Death. One thing to note is that certain personnel may also be affected by this, as personnel considered and approved by the O5 Council will also be exempted from death.
看描述，SCP-001是一个老人，已与死亡的概念本身融合。这使得基金会能控制死亡——例如，基金会已经工程操作了这个老人，使他不能察觉特定人物，这意味着死神不能察觉这些人，他们因此得以不死。O5全员皆受此影响而得以永生。描述部分也解释了为何隐瞒收容措施提到的那个GOI，因为他们就是融合老人与概念性死神的操作者。注意，特定的人员也可能受此影响，被O5议会考虑并批准的人员也会免疫死亡。

Procedure Flamel-17 essentially replaces the host of SCP-001, as the old man merged with conceptual Death is too frail for the O5 and the Foundation to manipulate freely. It is also possible that 001 may simply die from old age - so the Foundation established Flambel-17 in order to merge Death with a potential D-Class in order to manipulate Death should the current SCP-001 expire.
勒梅-17程序本质上取代了SCP-001的宿主，因为这名与概念性死神融合的老人对于O5和基金会来说太脆弱了，无法自由操纵。001也可能仅因年老而死——所以基金会建立了勒梅-17，以便在当前的SCP-001失效时，将死神与一个有潜质的D级融合，从而继续操纵死亡。

Addendum 001-1

附录001-1

Addendum 001-1 is a letter from O5-1. It is a justification of why the O5 uses SCP-001 instead of just destroying it. He states that the main reason why the O5s use 001 instead of dying and being replaced by other candidates is that the current O5s have a wealth of experience containing anomalies and managing the Foundation, and not for self-benefit.
附录001-1是一封来自O5-1的信。它解释了O5为何使用SCP-001而不摧毁它。他表示，O5选择使用001而不是等待死亡然后被其他候选人取代，主要是因为当前的O5拥有收容异常和管理基金会的丰富经验，并不是为了自身利益。

After the addendum, the user then checks the special personnel exempt from death, as well as those being considered for death-exempt status. Both are empty, showing that the O5s are very evidently lying. The user then sends PA, or Primary Action recommendation Odongo Tejani. Odongo is a name of Kenyan origin meaning ‘second of twins’, and Tejani is of Indian origin meaning ‘whetstone’, AFAIK. Odongo Tejani is just the name of one of the Foundation’s top brass, revealed later on.
附录之后，用户接着检查了免疫死亡的特定人员名单，以及被考虑赋予死亡免疫的人员名单。二者皆空，表明O5显然在撒谎。用户随后给Odongo Tejani发送了PA或称机要行动的建议。据我所知，Odongo是一个起源于肯尼亚的名字，意为“双胞胎中的第二个”，而Tejani是一个起源于印度的名字，意为“磨刀石”。Odongo Tejani只是基金会高层之一的名字，稍后会透露。

Our user gets a message back from the Ethics Committee in response to the PA recommendation. It essentially details the fact that the way the O5s are using SCP-001 is inhumane - essentially using one person and fucking with them for the O5s’ benefit. It also states use of SCP-001 has warped the way death works, which is supported in the original item description. The Ethics Committee plans to use MTF Omega-1, the Law’s Left Hand in order to carry out this PA, which is a nice contrast to the O5s’ Red Right Hand.
我们的用户收到了伦理委员会回复PA建议的信息。它从本质上详述了O5使用SCP-001的方式是不人道的——本质上就是为了O5的利益用一个人瞎胡操TA。它也指出，SCP-001的使用扭曲了死亡运作的方式，原始的项目描述支持了这一点。伦理委员会计划使用MTF Omega-1律法左手来执行这次PA，它与O5们的红右手正好相反。

The Primary Action details the plan to replace the entire O5 Council, along with a plan to neutralise SCP-001 so that the future O5s won’t use it. We also see that PA count is at 34, and that there are 38 candidates for (presumed) further O5 Council posting.
机要行动详述了取代整个O5议会的计划，连带一个无效化SCP-001以使将来的O5们无法使用它的计划。我们还看到，PA计数为34，而（假定）可以进一步担任O5议会职位的候选人有38名。

Our user then commands MTF-Rēsh-1, a new MTF, to be on the ready, presumably in preparation for the Primary Action.
我们的用户随后命令一支新的机动特遣队MTF-Rēsh-1立刻待命，想必是为机要行动做准备。

Part 2: What stops the Foundation from fucking up and starts with E?

第二部分：哪个单词阻止基金会搞砸且以E开头？

Eccentricity, obviously.
显然是怪癖（Eccentricity）。

We are introduced to Cairo, essentially the Hellenstic of the Ethics Committee. The user, revealed to be Odongo Tejani, the chairman of the Ethics Committee, then logs into the Primary Action network to review Primary Actions. It turns out that the next Ethics Committee meeting has already concluded, and majority voted in favour of PA, so the Ethics Committee will proceed.
我们读到对开罗的介绍，它基本上就是伦理委员会版的希腊化。据透露为伦理委员会主席Odongo Tejani的用户随后登入机要行动网络以审查机要行动。结果是，下一次伦理委员会会议已结束，且大多数投票赞成PA，因此伦理委员会将继续行动。

Cairo comments on Odongo’s ‘source’ that it’s not allowed to know about - presumably the blue user that sent the PA recommendation in the first place. After a bit of conversation, Odongo also states that Cairo has its own job, so we’ll take a look at that in the following parts.
开罗评论了它不被允许知道的Odongo的“线人”——想必是最初发送PA建议的那位蓝色用户。经过一番交谈，Odongo还表示开罗有自己的工作，我们将在下面的部分介绍这点。

Part 3: I’m Running Out Of Part Names, But People Die

第三部分：我的小标题快用光了，但是人们死了

We’re back to Hellenstic, which means that the interference is presumably Cairo. Hellenstic and Cairo converse,. then Cairo accesses the cameras, where men and women are lying around Site-01, wounded but not dead despite having been shot in the head. This is presumed to be the O5 council members, as they are effectively immortal.
我们回到了希腊化，这意味着干扰应该来自开罗。希腊化和开罗交谈，然后开罗访问了摄像机，看到男女们倒在Site-01周围，尽管头部中枪受伤却未死亡。可以推测这是O5议会成员，因为他们事实上是永生的。

The cameras see three groups fighting through Site-01, the O5’s Red Right Hand, the Ethics Committee’s Law’s Left Hand, and another Foundation-trained combat group - probably the Seat Of Consciousness. Hellenstic attempts to broadcast a distress signal, which Cairo blocks. Hellenstic comments on how easily Cairo can get around his systems - when Cairo reveals that this execution of the PA is the thirty-fifth, indicating that the PA count before is how many times the O5 have had to been replaced because of SCP-001 in some shape or form.
摄像机看到三伙人在Site-01内战斗，O5的红右手，伦理委员会的律法左手，以及另一队受过基金会训练的战斗小组——可能是意识之座。希腊化尝试广播遇险信号，被开罗阻止。希腊化评论了开罗如此轻松地绕过他的系统——这时开罗透露称这是第三十五次执行PA，表明之前的PA计数是因某种形态或形式的SCP-001导致O5被替代的次数。

Cairo then talks about SCP-001’s cell, and how it can’t see somebody there. Hellenstic states that said man is insignificant - which means that he is probably the most important character in this story. Cairo accesses 001’s cell, where it sees the man conversing with 001.
开罗随后谈论了SCP-001的房间，以及它如何看不到那里的什么人。希腊化称此人微不足道——这意味着他可能是这个故事中最重要的角色。开罗访问了001的房间，在那里它看到男子与001交谈。

There is music playing in 001’s chamber. The man gets 001 to acknowledge him - and 001 replies that he has seen the man before. That would make sense, as he is merged with conceptual Death and therefore can most likely perceive him. The man states that the Foundation was doing something wrong tinkering around with conceptual engineering. The man then recites his story - he filed paperwork for anomalies for an unknown organisation. He couldn’t live with his job due to the horror of the anomalies he had to file, so he left with the information and sold it to thirteen individuals, presumably an early version of the O5 Council, that went on to form a full organisation, presumably the Foundation. He expresses his disgust at what the O5s have done to his creation, thinking that they would always do good, keeping the ‘necessary evil’ to a minimum, unaware that they were using SCP-001.
001的收容间内有音乐播放。男子让001看他——而001回应称他之前见过男子。这是有道理的，因为他已与概念性死神融合，因此很有可能感知到他。男子指出基金会在修补概念工程时做了一些错事。男子随后讲述了他的故事——他在一个未知的异常组织处理关于异常的档案文书工作。由于他不得不归档的异常之恐怖，他无法忍受自己的工作，因此带着信息离开了，并将其卖给十三个人，应该是O5议会的一个早期版本，他们后来形成了一个完整的组织，想必就是基金会。

He states that ‘this’ (the Primary Action) has been done many times, and that he has probably told the same story before to another version of SCP-001. He promises to SCP-001 that he will finally be able to rest (presumably by the Seat of Consciousness putting him down, thus neutralising SCP-001), but first the man gets SCP-001 to perceive thirteen names and biographies - those of the O5s, so that they are no longer immortal, as the concept of Death would be perceiving them.
他表示“这种事”（机要行动）发生过很多次，他以前想必也给另一个版本的SCP-001讲过这故事。他向SCP-001许诺，他最终将可以休息（大概是由意识之座把他放倒以无效化SCP-001），但首先男子让SCP-001感知了十三份名字和生平——O5们的名字和生平，这样他们就不再永生，因为死亡的概念会感知到他们。

The man states that he will always be in power, and that the O5s always bring him back as a figurehead. This suggests that he is no other than the Administrator himself. He then proceeds to commit suicide.
男子说他会永远掌权，而O5们总是把他带回来作为一个招牌首脑。这表明他就是管理员本人。接着他自杀了。

Part 4: Prologue Epilogue

第四部分：序言结语

The user text shifts to a red color, indicating yet another perspective. This time, when faced with the classic question, the user responds ‘Only when waning’, indicating that the user is one of the new O5. They ask Hellenstic to check themselves for intrusion as he calls foul play in his promotion to O5.
用户文本转为红色，表明这来自又一个视角。这次，当面临经典问题时，用户回答“仅在月亏之时”，表明用户是新O5的一员。TA要求希腊化检查自己是否受到入侵，因为他觉得自己晋升到O5的过程中有见不得人的事。

Hellenstic realises that it was indeed wiped clean a while ago, but a few of the logs survived the wipe. In these logs, we see the blue-text user checking for O5 candidates, which Hellenstic has picked twelve. He commands Hellenstic to give his own position to one of the candidates, along with control of the Seat of Consciousness. He then disables the security on 001’s chamber, rendering it accessible, and tells Hellenstic to ‘play that song he likes’ as one final command. He logs off, revealing his identity as the Administrator. Thus, we know the man conversing with 001 is indeed the Administrator - and the Seat of Consciousness was presumably his personal bodyguard to get close to SCP-001 in the first place.
希腊化意识到不久前确实它被抹清了，但一部分记录逃过了抹除。在这些记录中，我们看到蓝字用户检查了O5候选人，而希腊化已挑选十二名候选人。他命令希腊化将他的职位连同意识之座的控制权交给其中一名候选人。然后他解除了001收容间的安保，使其可访问，并告诉希腊化“放那首我喜欢的歌”作为最后一条命令。他登出，揭露了他的管理员身份。因此，我们确定与001交谈的的确是管理员——而意识之座想必是他最初接近SCP-001时的私人保镖。

And there it is: Dead Men, a tale of the O5’s neverending greed, one fragment of their unending attempt to cheat death.
这就是《死人》，一篇关于O5永无止境的贪婪的故事，一个关于他们永不停息地尝试欺骗死亡的片段。

I think it's been over a year and a half since I posted something? Just to keep the meme up, it's still a 001 proposal so I can remain as the one contributor that won't stop declassifying 001s.

Anyways, those of you who actually care may have realised that I resigned from the moderation team quite a while ago - around 5 months ago. I'm still a moderator on the sub though, answering modmail and whatnot.

I hope you enjoyed this declassification - I'm not too sure whether this is good in the eyes of you guys.
我希望你们享受这篇解密——我太不确定在你们眼中它好不好。

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著作信息

原文：Tanhony的提案，作者：Tanhony，译者：Mr_Xplode
解密：SCP-001-Tanhony: Dead Men，作者：u/derpydm，译者：C8H17OH

不算长的一篇解密，咕了两个月终于翻完了，供大家参考。
原文倒数第二、三段与文章无关，故略去。
如有错漏及不通顺之处请不吝赐教，感谢！

+ 吐槽

有一说一，个人觉得这篇解密写得并不很好，像流水账一样，翻译时难受到甚至想自己写。
而且Tanhony的提案其实也不是很难理解。不过似乎的确有一些同好（可能包括曾经的Simon老师？）没有看懂，所以还是放出来了。

+ 译者的附加解释

因为觉得不适合放在译注里所以搁这儿了：

第二部分：哪个单词阻止基金会搞砸且以E开头？

显然是怪癖（Eccentricity）。

这里应该是在暗示“伦理/道德”（Ethics）。

基金会部门列表

中文沙盒合作页：基金会部门列表

译者的话：
这个页面翻译自SCP Sandbox III中的List of Foundation Departments。
为方便翻译者查阅，各部门的英文名被保留在页面上，相关译名仅供参考。
请勿向本页面添加原创内容，如想增删且有英文能力请直接修改原页面。
本页面为合作沙盒，欢迎查缺补漏、校对修正并根据原文更新。

What is this?

这是什么？

This is a non-official collaborative collection intended as an adjunct to the Russian Branch's Internal Departments page. It's your guide to the many Departments and Divisions referenced on the SCP Wiki.
这是一个非官方的合作合集，旨在补充俄罗斯分部的内部部门页面。它是关于SCP Wiki上引用的许多部门的指南。

You may edit this page to include any SCP Foundation Departments or Divisions referenced across the site or in your own works. Due to the fact that there is no canon, multiple unique bureaucratic subdivisions with similar names may be included. Common internal departments — like the O5 Council and Ethics Committee, respectively — are linked to one or more relevant in-universe articles that explain their general purpose or show their work in action.
你可以编辑此页面以收录网站上或你自己的作品中的任何SCP基金会部门。由于一无二随，其中可能包含多个名称相似但实质不同的官僚机构。常见的内部部门——比如O5议会和伦理委员会——链接到一篇或多篇相关的宇宙内文章，这些文章解释了它们的一般目的或展示了它们的工作。

If you want to add to this, there are, of course, rules for inclusion:
如果你想添加内容，这里自然有一些收录规则：

• Departments must be added in alphabetical order.
• 必须按字母顺序添加部门。
• Departments must be labelled with their most common designation in-universe.
• 必须以其在世界观内最常见的名称标记部门。
  • Example: "the Department of Abnormalities" is labelled almost exclusively as such, as opposed to "the Abnormalities Department".
  • 例：“the Department of Abnormalities（反常部）”几乎唯一地被如此标记，而非“the Abnormalities Department”。
• Added departments must be featured in at least one article.
• 已添加的部门必须至少在一篇文章中出现。

Format

格式

|| **Title** || || [[[Pages used]]] || Function ||
|| **英文名** || **中文译名** || [[[使用的页面]]] || 功能 ||

Further Reading

延伸阅读

A Comprehensive List of Mobile Task Forces
机动特遣队全列表
by MaliceAforethought, Modern_Erasmus, and Crayne
A Comprehensive List of K-Class Scenarios
K级情景全列表
by Petrograd
A Comprehensive List of Esoteric Classes
机密分级全列表
by Nagiros

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Departments

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Department Title		Pages used	Function
部门英文名	中文译名	使用的页面	功能
Department of Abnormalities		SCP-3790, SCP-3220, SCP-4099, To Never Again See The Light Of Day, SCP-4220, SCP-4309	An early department, secretive even to the majority of the Foundation; their purpose is unknown.
Department of Abnormalities	反常部	SCP-3790, SCP-3220, SCP-4099, To Never Again See The Light Of Day, SCP-4220, SCP-4309	一个早期部门，甚至于不为基金会的大部分人所知；目的不明。
Amnestics Department		Captain Kirby's Proposal, SCP-4833, Grin and Bear It	Manages amnestic administration.
Amnestics Department	记忆删除部	Captain Kirby的提案, SCP-4833, Grin and Bear It	管理记忆删除事务。
Department of Analytics		SCP-2897
Department of Analytics	分析学部	SCP-2897
Antiquities Department		SCP-1445	Studies anomalous related to ancient civilizations.
Antiquities Department	文物部	SCP-1445	研究与古代文明有关的异常。
Archival Department		Artchival, SCP-4260	Manages the SCiPNET database and the documentation of anomalies.
Archival Department	档案部	艺术品档案, SCP-4260	管理SCiPNET数据库与异常档案。
Artistic Anomalies Department		SCP-3688	Studies anomalies related to music, dance, or visual art.
Artistic Anomalies Department	艺术异常部	SCP-3688	研究与音乐、舞蹈或视觉艺术有关的异常。
Cognitohazard Department		WJS Proposal, SCP-3484, SCP-3966	Reviews memetic hazards for cognitohazardous effects.
Cognitohazard Department	认知危害部	WJS的提案, SCP-3484, SCP-3966	审查模因危害的认知危害效应。
Culinary Department		SCP-3689	Manages anomalous food understanding.
Culinary Department	烹饪部	SCP-3689	管理异常食物知识。
Department of Essophysics		SCP-4260, Automated Passive Amnestization System Ver. 17.09	A small department numbering only about twenty members. Studies essophysical entities and manifestation events. "Essophysical" denotes physical embodiments of concepts.
Department of Essophysics	本质物理部	SCP-4260, Automated Passive Amnestization System Ver. 17.09	一个仅有约二十名成员的小部门。研究本质物理实体和显灵现象。“本质物理（Essophysical）”指概念的物质化身。
Department of Ethnography		Genius Loci
Department of Ethnography	人种学部	Genius Loci
Department of Extradimensional Anomalies		SCP-4366, SCP-4606	Researches and specializes in entities that originate from higher echelons of existence as opposed to higher planes of reality.
Department of Extradimensional Anomalies	超维异常部	SCP-4366, SCP-4606	专门研究源自更高存在层次而不是更高现实层面的实体。
Department of External Affairs and Intelligence Agency		SCP-4056	Studies and contains anomalies related to nation-states.
Department of External Affairs and Intelligence Agency	外事和情报部	SCP-4056	研究并收容与民族国家有关的异常。
Department of Extratemporal Studies		Automated Passive Amnestization System Ver. 17.09	Studies events from other timelines and dimensions. Known members: Dr. Natalie Reems.
Department of Extratemporal Studies	外时研究部	Automated Passive Amnestization System Ver. 17.09	研究来自其他时间线和维度的事件。已知成员：Dr. Natalie Reems。
Department of Film and Media		SCP-3317 Audio Documentation	Studies and contains anomalies related to auditory and visual media.
Department of Film and Media	电影与媒体部	SCP-3317音频文档	研究并收容与视听媒体有关的异常。
Department of Internal Affairs		Foundation Incident Review 221-B	Manages incidents occurring within the Foundation
Department of Internal Affairs	内务部	Foundation Incident Review 221-B	管理基金会内发生的事故。
Department of Kinetography		SCP-3688	Studies kinetoglyphs, physical and mental anomalous effects that occur when an entity performs specific motions and gestures.
Department of Kinetography	动作符学部	SCP-3688	研究动作符，一类在有实体做出特定动作和手势后显现的物理及心理异常效应。
Medical Department		Site-M16 SCiPNET Email: RCT	Provides medical support to Foundation operatives.
Medical Department	医疗部	Site-M16 SCiPNET Email: RCT	为基金会人员提供医疗支持。
Department of Miscommunications (DoMc)		SCP-4098, SCP-4288, SCP-4352, Dr. Michaels, SCP-4467, SCP-4517, SCP-4773-2	Researches and contains anomalies that violate or negate conventional linguistics.
Department of Miscommunications (DoMc)	误传部	SCP-4098, SCP-4288, SCP-4352, Dr. Michaels, SCP-4467, SCP-4517, SCP-4773-2	研究并收容违反或否定传统语言学的异常。
Otherworldly Matters Department		SCP+MLP=DNC	Studies cross-dimensional travel and affairs.
Otherworldly Matters Department	超凡脱俗事物部	SCP+MLP=DNC	研究跨维度旅行等事务。
Department of Parazoology		SCP-2584	Studies anomalous animal species.
Department of Parazoology	异常动物学部	SCP-2584	研究异常动物物种。
Solar System Oversight Department		DIRECTIVE A-42
Solar System Oversight Department	太阳系监督部	DIRECTIVE A-42
Department of Occult Containment		SCP-4290	Devises containment procedures involving thaumaturgy and/or ritualistic practices.
Department of Occult Containment	超自然收容部	SCP-4290	设计包含奇术和/或仪式实践的收容措施。
Department Of Public History		SCP-4078	Alters public records of historical events.
Department Of Public History	公众历史部	SCP-4078	修改历史事件的公共记录。
Department of Spectral Phenomena		RAISA-007710 (RECOVERED DOCUMENT), SCP-4435	Studies apparitions, ghosts, and other spectral anomalies.
Department of Spectral Phenomena	灵异现象部	RAISA-007710（复原文档）, SCP-4435	研究幽灵、鬼魂及其他灵异类异常。
Surrealistics Department		SCP-4923	Warriors specializing in untruth.
Surrealistics Department	超现实部	SCP-4923	专精于不真实的战士。
Temporal Anomalies Department		SCP-1780, SCP-3780	The Foundation has no record of the existence of a "Temporal Anomalies Department", headed by Dr. Thaddeus Xyank.
Temporal Anomalies Department	时间异常部	SCP-1780, SCP-3780	基金会对由Dr. Thaddeus Xyank领导的“时间异常部”的存在没有记录。
Department of Temporal Anomalies (DoTA)		SCP-3176, SCP-4856, SCP-4417	Researches, contains, and utilises anomalies that affect or negate standard causality, up to and including time-travel. Headed by Dr. Alice Forth.
Department of Temporal Anomalies (DoTA)	时间异常部	SCP-3176, SCP-4856, SCP-4417	研究、收容并利用影响或否定标准因果关系的异常，直至并包括时间旅行。
Department of Tesseractic Geometry		SCP-2634	Focused on determining a method of further interaction with higher-dimensional entities, like SCP-2634 and others of its kind.
Department of Tesseractic Geometry	超立方体几何部	SCP-2634	专注于确定和高维实体（如SCP-2634及它的其它同类）进一步互动的方法。
Department of Thaumatology		SCP-3688	Studies the anomalous science of thaumaturgy; colloquially, magic.
Department of Thaumatology	奇术部	SCP-3688	研究关于奇术的异常科学；通俗地说，就是魔法。

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Divisions

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Division Title		Pages used	Function
部门英文名	中文译名	使用的页面	功能
Alchemy Division		The Alchemy Department Hub	Tasked with containing threats beyond rational science, involving the manipulation of the Aetheric forces which generate reality.
Alchemy Division	炼金学部	炼金学部 中心	负责收容超出理性科学的威胁，包括操纵产生现实的以太力量。
Antimemetics Division		Antimemetics Division Hub	Researches and contains antimemetic anomalies.
Antimemetics Division	逆模因部	逆模因部中心頁	研究并收容逆模因异常。
Artificial Intelligence Applications Division (AIAD)		AIAD Homescreen	Develops, studies, and uses Artificial Intelligence for research and tactical operations.
Artificial Intelligence Applications Division (AIAD)	人工智能应用部	AIAD 主頁面	开发、研究并使用人工智能进行研究和战术行动。
Avian Division		Team Bird Hub	Employed and organized solely by SCP-3095-1 instances; fulfills the Foundation's goals from an alternative perspective.
Avian Division	鸟类部	群鸟之伍中心页	仅由SCP-3095-1个体雇佣和组织；从另一个角度实现基金会的目标。
Chemical Research Division		SCP-118	Undergoes chemical research for use in containment initiatives.
Chemical Research Division	化学研究部	SCP-118	进行化学研究以用于收容措施。
Extrasolar Activities Division		SCP-3417, SCP-3230, Faster-Than-Light Prelude, The First Sailors, Directive A-42, Let the Winds Send You Onwards…, Autonomy, Part IV, Like a Rock	Monitors and researches anomalies beyond the solar system.
Extrasolar Activities Division	太阳系外活动部	SCP-3417, SCP-3230, Faster-Than-Light Prelude, The First Sailors, Directive A-42, Let the Winds Send You Onwards…, Autonomy, Part IV, 坚如磐石	监视并研究太阳系以外的异常。
Information Detraction, Censorship, and Rescission Division (IDCaRD)		The Fellowship	Monitors and obstructs groups which seek to disseminate information about the anomalous.
Information Detraction, Censorship, and Rescission Division (IDCaRD)	信息减损、审查和撤销部	The Fellowship	监视并阻止试图传播异常信息的组织。

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Other Administrative Areas

其他管理机构

► 显示其他管理机构

Title		Pages used	Function
英文名	中文译名	使用的页面	功能
Classification Committee		SCP-3812, SCP-4935, SCP-4051, SCP-1900-EX	Proposes modifications to object classification.
Classification Committee	分级委员会	SCP-3812, SCP-4935, SCP-4051, SCP-1900-EX	提议修改项目分级。
Containment Committee		TwistedGears-Kaktus Proposal, SCP-049, SCP-2464, SCP-3355, SCP-4051, SCP-4444, SCP-4704	Proposes modifications to containment procedures.
Containment Committee	收容委员会	Twistedgears Kaktus的提案, SCP-049, SCP-2464, SCP-3355, SCP-4051, SCP-4444, SCP-4704	提议修改收容措施。
Ethics Committee		Ethics Committee Orientation	An independent board responsible for weighing the moral costs of the Foundation's containment.
Ethics Committee	伦理委员会	伦理道德委员会培訓	一个独立的委员会，负责权衡基金会收容的道德成本。
Ethics Subcommittee for Humanoid Anomalies			Determines ethical containment and procedure relating to humanoid anomalies.
Ethics Subcommittee for Humanoid Anomalies	人形异常伦理分委员会		确定与人形异常有关的人道收容措施。
O5 Council/Overwatch Command		O5 Command Dossier	A group of 13 high-ranking officials with ultimate control over the Foundation.
O5 Council/Overwatch Command	O5议会/监督者指挥部	O5指挥部档案	由13名高级官员组成的团体，对基金会有最终控制权。
The Recordkeeping and Information Security Administration (RAISA)		SCP-076, SCUTTLE, SCP-4450, URA-9611	Maintains the security and safety of all internal Foundation data.
The Recordkeeping and Information Security Administration (RAISA)	记录与信息安全管理部	SCP-076, SCUTTLE, SCP-4450, URA-9611	维护所有基金会内部数据的安全。
Site Directors' Executive Committee of the Whole (SDECotW)		Kate McTiriss's Proposal	A collective of every Site Director, voting on administrative proposals en masse.
Site Directors' Executive Committee of the Whole (SDECotW)	站点主管全体执行委员会	Kate Mctiriss的提案	由所有站点主管组成的集体，对行政提案进行全体投票。
Office of Tactical Theology		spikebrennan's proposal, SCP-3310	Investigates and studies religious anomalies.
Office of Tactical Theology	战术神学办公室	spikebrennan的提案, SCP-3310	调查并研究宗教性异常。

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EXTERNAL NOTES — FLOPPY

外部注释——软性

Add to this list, if you like! It would help me a lot.
如果你愿意，请向这个列表添加内容！这会帮我很多。

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Articles I've gone through:

我已经浏览过的文章：

• SCP-001 ✓
  • 28 of 28 ✓
• 002 to 100 ✓
• 101 to 125 ✓

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Things to add:

待添加的内容：

(crossed out = good)
（划掉 = 完成）

• Memetics and Infohazards Division
• 模因与信息危害部 (Memetics and Infohazards Division)
• Pataphysics Department
• 超形上学部 (Pataphysics Department)
• Pastaphysics Department
• 面理学部 (Pastaphysics Department)
• Department of Personnel Integrity
• 人事廉政部 (Department of Personnel Integrity)
• Department of Extra-Universal Affairs
• 多元宇宙事务部 (Department of Extra-Universal Affairs)
• Department of External Affairs
• 外事部 (Department of External Affairs)
• Department of Analytics
• 分析部 (Department of Analytics)
• IT (Infotech) Department
• IT（信息技术）部 [IT (Infotech) Department]
• Surrealistics Department
• 超现实部 (Surrealistics Department)
• AIAD
• AIAD
• Antimemetics Division
• 逆模因部 (Antimemetics Division)
• Department of Miscommunication
• 误传部 (Department of Miscommunication)
• Extrasolar Activities Division
• 太阳系外活动部 (Extrasolar Activities Division)
• Department of Abnormalities
• 反常部 (Department of Abnormalities)

• If a department is merely mentioned by name in an article (UNLESS a specific department has LESS THAN FIVE total mentions) it is to be ignored.
• 如果在一篇文章中某个部门仅被提及名称（除非某个特定部门只被提及少于五次），则应将其忽略。

CTRL+F regex/highlight (division|department|committee|council|office|administration)
CTRL+F 正则搜索/高亮 (部|委员会|议会|办公室|管理部)(division|department|committee|council|office|administration)

dado的中心页是的（更新）

原页面：page what is for dado hub yes
翻译页面：dado的中心页是的

denotation dolls by ratless
包扎娃娃 by ratless

dado receive business proposal from max who work at the spooky mcdonalds. dado understand value of cooperation in modern business and agree to team project to bring coming to the customers. dado very proud of accomplish this product sadly spooky mcdonalds boss disagree
dado收到了在诡异mcdonalds工作的max的业务请求。dado了解合作在现代商业中的价值并同意团队项目带来给客户。dado对完成这件产品非常自豪可悲的是诡异mcdonalds老板不同意

horse high power by handork
马高力 by handork

dado have receive request from individual who want horse go fast. dado not happy about horse go fast as dado make miss take. tim man wilson be making mockery of dado by harbor run fast horse. this be making dado vry sad.
dado有收到个人请求想让马跑快。dado对马跑快不高兴因为dado犯了措悟。tim man wilson用窝藏跑快马来嘲笑dado。这在让dado狠伤心。

解密：SCP-5000竞赛中心页

原文地址：SCP-5000-contest-hub Declassification [serious [not a joke] [real declassification]]
已投稿地址：解密：SCP-5000竞赛中心页【严肃】【非搞笑】【真实解密】
校对：Esperanza_Cai

Rules
规则

• For your chosen work, anything tagged “5000” on the SCP wiki is fair game. If it doesn’t have the “5000” tag, it’s not eligible - otherwise, go wild!
• 对于你选择的作品，SCP Wiki上任何带有“5000”标签的东西都是可以作弄的。如果它没有“5000”标签，它就没有资格——否则，随便搞吧！⁸
• anything tagged "5000" on the SCP wiki is fair game
• SCP Wiki上任何带有“5000”标签的东西都是可以作弄的
• anything tagged "5000"
• 带有含有“5000”标签的东西

Yep, this is happening.
好嘞，这就来了。

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So, this piece was written by Procyonlotor, and before we get into the meat of the article, we should talk about the image. The piece begins with an image depicting a dark background, possibly metallic, on which is a large metal plaque displaying the words "SCP 5000 - Mystery". Now first and foremost this tells us two things.
a) This is about SCP-5000
b) This is going to be mysterious
所以，这个条目由ProcyonLotor撰写，而在我们进入正题之前，我们应该先谈谈这张图。这个条目开头是一张图，描绘了一个昏暗背景，可能是金属制的，其上有一块大型金属匾牌，写着“SCP 5000 - Mystery”。现在首先这告诉了我们两件事：
a) 这与SCP-5000有关
b) 这会很神秘

Something that isn't too easy to catch, and you might miss if you're not careful - look closely at the bottom of the plaque. There appears to be some sort of spilled juice or hastily flung red liquid. Unfortunately, the implication as to the origin of this red liquid is more sinister than meets the eye. If you run a color ratio analysis on the liquid, its patterns match that which would be found in… human blood. Or pig blood, we're basically the same creatures, but it's more likely to be human blood as humans make up nearly 100% of SCP wiki readers.
有个不太容易注意到的东西，如果不小心你可能会错过——仔细看匾牌的底部。似乎有某种洒出的果汁或者急速溅出的液体。不幸的是，关于这种红色液体来源的暗示比我们看到的更为凶险。如果你对液体进行颜色比率分析，会发现其模式很符合……人血。或者猪血，我们基本是同一种生物，不过它更可能是人血，因为SCP wiki的读者里几乎100%是人。

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Now, onto the text portion. We start with our Item #, which is format screwed as a header: "SCP-5000 Contest: Mystery". This header suggests that the piece is infohazardous, possibly promoting some form of contest as its method of spreading information. This will be confirmed later from the fact that "memetic" and "infohazard" are not present in the tags list, as it is implied that the anomaly has removed those tags from the list due to its strong memetic and infohazardous properties.
现在，来到文字部分。我们从我们的项目编号开始，它被格式错乱化为一个标题：“SCP-5000竞赛：谜团”。这个标题表明该项目有信息危害性，可能推广某种形式的比赛作为其传播信息的方式。这点稍后将由“模因”和“信息危害”不在标签列表里这一事实来证明，因为这表明凭借自身强大的模因和信息危害特性，该异常从列表中移除了这些标签。

There is no object class, which isn't uncommon when it comes to infohazardous SCPs. It's possible that this is a Department of Miscommunications (DoMC) piece, and that we're not aware of such because of its specific anticommunicative features.
没有收容等级，这对于信息危害SCP来说并不常见。可能这是一个误传部 (Department of Miscommunications, DoMc) 项目，我们没有注意到这点是因为它的反传播特性。

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Continuing with its memetic disguise as a contest, the Containment Procedures are untitled, but do exist. They can be found below:
继续其作为竞赛的模因伪装，收容措施没有标题，但的确存在。可在下面找到它们：

At its core, the SCP Wiki has been an attempt to expand upon, and perhaps solve, the mysteries and riddles posed by SCP-173 on /x/ more than a decade ago. What is the Foundation? What are SCP objects, and where do they come from? What in the world is an 'HMCL supervisor'? As the fiction has expanded, the mysteries have only gotten more and more complex. Now, for SCP-5000, you shall be posing more. Perhaps you'll solve them as well. That's up to you.
在本质上 ，SCP维基一直在尝试着扩展（或者揭开）十多年前/x/上的SCP-173所留下的谜团与疑云。基金会是什么？SCP项目为何物，又来自何方？“HMCL监督员”到底是何许人也？随着故事逐渐展开，这谜团却只是愈发错综复杂。如今，为SCP-5000，你将留下更多的谜团 (you shall be posing more)，亦或者去揭开它们。这将由你决定。

The containment procedures outlined here are posed as an introductory paragraph with a series of questions, possible memetic agents, interspersed. There's a crosslink to SCP-173, which hints at a visual tie-in as well. The piece seems to divert from the norm at the questions, suggesting that whatever is responsible for this anomaly is actively seeking out information regarding the Foundation. Finally, it begins speaking directly to the reader, which should be interpreted as a call to arms by the Foundation personnel responsible for writing the document. "You shall be posting more" means that anyone with access to the document should figure out what is happening and "post" about it on the document to allow for others to aid in the containment of this unknown entity.
此处概述的收容措施被佯装成一个介绍性段落，它穿插着一系列可能是模因触媒的问题。有一个到SCP-173的交叉链接，这也暗示了视觉上的联系。这段话似乎在提问时偏离了常理，表明造成此异常的原因正在积极地寻找有关基金会的信息。最后，它开始直接向读者说话，这应被解释为负责撰写这篇文档的基金会职员发出的战斗号令。“你须发布更多 (you shall be posing more)”意味着任何有权访问该文档的人应弄清正在发生的事，并在文档中“发布 (post)”它，以使其他人得以帮助收容这个未知实体。

The next line of the containment procedures is extremely ominous.
收容措施的下一行极其不祥：

Congratulations to Tanhony for taking the SCP-5000 slot, and a sincere thank you to all participants!
恭喜Tanhony得到了SCP-5000的位置，并衷心感谢所有的参与者！

Tanhony refers to a member of personnel on catering staff, Timothy "Tanhony" Hynes. Despite Caterer Hynes' purely culinary occupation, he possesses level 4 access codes and is 7th in command in the event of total Administrative fallout. According to this line, Hynes has "taken the SCP-5000 slot" which could mean a number of things, the most likely of which being that he has become an anomaly, which is in slot SCP-5000. However, we know that SCP-5000 is about a device that allows its user to survive the Foundation as it goes on an intense killing spree, so only one real conclusion could possibly be drawn: Caterer Tim Hynes has transformed into a wearable piece of antimemetic armor.
Tanhony指代餐饮团队的一名工作人员Timothy "Tanhony" Hynes⁹。尽管餐饮业者Hynes纯粹从事烹饪职业，但他却拥有4级访问密码，并在发生行政管理完全瘫痪的事件时有第7顺位指挥权¹⁰。根据这段话，Hynes已经“得到了SCP-5000的位置”可能意味着很多事，其中最有可能的是他已经变成一个异常，编号为SCP-5000。然而，我们知道SCP-5000是一台能让使用者在基金会进行疯狂杀戮时存活下来的设备，所以只可能得出一个真实的结论：餐饮业者Tim Hynes已经转变成一副可穿戴逆模因盔甲。

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The description's usual header of just "Description" has been replaced with the phrase "Entries by Vote Count at Closing". It's unclear what this could refer to, as no known Group of Interest or Foundation Precursor uses "entries" as a form of documentation.
描述部分通常使用的“描述”这一标题被替换为短语“按照结束时的投票数排列的条目 (Entries by Vote Count at Closing)”。不清楚这指代什么，因为没有已知的相关组织或基金会前身使用“条目 (entries)”作为文档形式。

The description breaks apart from here, splitting into a bulletted list of existing SCP articles with seemingly no pattern. The list contains 68 articles including their slot, title/nickname, and upvote count. Clearly, what's happening here is that the entity has broken the fourth wall and is meta-analyzing the Foundation's documents in order to gain the upper hand in-universe.
描述自此分开，拆分成一个似乎没有模式的现存SCP文章列表。该列表包含68篇文章，包括它们的编号、标题/昵称和upvote计数。很明显，这里发生的事情是，这个实体打破了第四面墙，正在对基金会的文档进行meta分析，以便在宇宙中占据上风。

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There is a short addendum, titled "Special Thanks", which states the following:
有一个简短的附录，题为“特别感谢”，陈述如下：

Contest Marshal TSATPWTCOTJWOUEGRHODUYWBNW and Contest Assistant Edna Granbo went above and beyond to aid in running this contest, often carrying the brunt of the work on their own backs. This contest simply would not have been possible without their invaluable assistance.

Raddagher made the lovely banner for our contest, on exceptionally short notice, which was and continues to be very much appreciated.

竞赛监督者TSATPWTCOTJWOUEGRHODUYWBNW¹¹以及竞赛助理Edna Granbo不遗余力地帮助组织这次竞赛，常常自己承担主要的工作。如果没有他们的宝贵帮助，这场竞赛根本不可能进行。

Raddagher在特别短时间内为我们的竞赛制作了可爱版头图片，我们一直并仍要继续感谢他。

Now, TSATPWTCOTTPOWUHENBIEOPUGWOWN is the name of a Foundation Artificial Intelligence, but other than that, the other names don't match with any known personnel. An interesting note is this supposed "Raddagher" who has made the banner for the contest. We, knowing that the contest is a code name for the SCP, can realize that this means the individual in question made the image we saw at the beginning, the "banner". Therefore, Raddagher is most likely the name of the entity being hidden by the contest ruse. Whoever "Edna Granbo is, they've stolen the TSAT AI and used it to format screw the information about Raddagher AKA SCP-5000-contest-hub.
现在，TSATPWTCOTTPOWUHENBIEOPUGWOWN是一个基金会人工智能的名字¹²，但除此之外，其他名字并不匹配任何已知职员。一个有趣的注解是这位所谓的“Raddagher”为竞赛制作了版头图片。我们已知这场竞赛是该SCP的代号，故可以意识到这意味着这个人制作了我们开头看到的图像，即“版头”。因此，Raddagher最有可能是隐藏在这个竞赛诡计背后的实体的名字。不管“Edna Granbo”是谁，TA已窃取了TSAT AI，并用它来格式错乱化关于Raddagher即SCP-5000竞赛中心的信息。

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Let's go over all the information we know.
让我们回顾一下已知的所有信息。

Some Foundation researcher or personnel by the name of Edna Granbo makes use of Foundation AI TSATPWTOOWHGDGSZZOQJDHIEO to format screw the SCP-5000-contest-hub file into a contest rather than an SCP file. This contest is a coverup for an entity by the name of Raddagher, hereby referred to as SCP-5000-contest-hub which is involved in a murder mystery (as shown by the bloody photo). SCP-5000-contest-hub is both memetic and anti-memetic, and has taken its power from Caterer Tim Hynes, who was turned into a piece of anti-memetic armor during the events of this SCP. The Hynes armor is also capable of multiversality, which gives SCP-5000-contest-hub access to the real world, and allows it to collect information on SCP files through the scp-wiki website.
某个名为Edna Granbo的基金会研究员或职员利用基金会AI TSATPWTOOWHGDGSZZOQJDHIEO将SCP-5000竞赛中心的文档格式错乱化为一个竞赛而不是一篇SCP文档。这个竞赛掩盖了一个名为Raddagher的实体，此处称作SCP-5000竞赛中心，它涉及一件谋杀谜案（如那张带血的照片所示）。SCP-5000竞赛中心既有模因性又有逆模因性，它从餐饮业者Time Hynes手中夺走了权力，他在此SCP事件期间被变为一副逆模因盔甲。Hynes盔甲也拥有多元宇宙能力，这使得SCP-5000竞赛中心能够访问现实世界，并通过scp-wiki网站收集有关SCP文档的信息。

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And that's the SCP-5000-contest-hub. Hope you enjoyed the declass, and stay frosty, Mitchel!
这就是SCP-5000竞赛中心。希望你享受这次解密，保持冷静，兄弟！

解密：SCP-001-EX

原文地址：SCP-001 [Hippo/PeppersGhost: A Good Boy]
已投稿地址：解密：SCP-001-EX：The Great Hippo的提案（feat. PeppersGhost）- 好孩子
校对：Dr Laming
协力：Arthur1ere、M Element、Xiao Tian等Site-CN-21文书部门的各位

"You make beautiful music in your skin, and organs, suspended from within using only what you were given. You are not normal. You must be kept under observation."
“你在皮肤与脏器中造出美妙的音乐，你只仰赖你被给予的一切便可不靠外力悬浮。你不正常。你必须被持续接受观察。”

SCP-001-EX by The Great Hippo and PeppersGhost (posted June 30, 2018)
SCP-001-EX The Great Hippo 和 PeppersGhost 著 （发表于2018年6月30日）

Object Class: Explained
项目等级：Explained

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Computers. They're funny things, aren't they? Let's educate ourselves a little bit on how they work.
计算机。它们很有趣，不是吗？让我们来了解一下它们是如何工作的。

One of the greatest challenges facing the modern field of computer science is the idea of actual thinking — machine learning. Computers are amazingly good at performing a gigantic amount of calculations very very quickly; meaning that for brute-force programmable operations they're very useful. But despite their powerful capabilities, computers lack the ability to actually take data and apply meanings to it.
现代计算机科学领域面临的最大挑战之一是让它们进行实际思考——机器学习。计算机惊人地擅长非常非常快速地执行海量计算；这意味着对于暴力可编程操作来说，它们非常有用。但是，尽管功能强大，计算机却缺乏实际获取数据并赋予其意义的能力。

The goal of machine learning/AI research is to train computers to recognize patterns and thus identify and make decisions without necessarily being programmed exact instructions. The way this is done is through feeding large amounts of training data into the computer, which then is repetitively tested on the data in a variety of different ways over and over again - the models that best fit the data are kept, and the ones that don't are discarded. Then the process starts over until an algorithm with a sufficient level of accuracy is selected for. That is, in a nutshell, how neural networks work.
机器学习/人工智能研究的目标是训练计算机识别模式，从而在不必编写精确指令的情况下鉴定并做出决策。实现这一目标的方法是将大量的训练数据输入计算机，然后以各种不同的方式用这些数据一次次地对计算机进行反复测试——最适合数据的模型被保留，不适合的被丢弃。然后这个过程重新开始，直到一个具有足够准确度的算法被选出。简而言之，这就是神经网络的工作原理。

This video by the excellent CGP Grey goes into much more detail about how neural networks do their jobs, and it would probably be valuable to watch it as well.
由优秀的CGP Grey制作的这段视频更详细地讲述了神经网络是如何工作的，或许也值得一看。

Now let's go into the tool that forms the backbone and inspiration of this proposal: Botnik. Botnik is a predictive text tool, similar to the one on your phone's keyboard. You "prime" it with a massive amount of data, and using those same processes it will gradually learn how to mimic or ape the general style of the data you primed it with, creating creepy and hilarious facsimiles of things ranging from pancake recipes to stand-up routines to actual SCPs.
现在让我们进入构成这个提案的基础和灵感来源的工具：Botnik。Botnik是一种文本预测工具，类似于你手机键盘上的那种。你用巨量的数据“指点”它，它将使用与之相同的过程，逐渐学会如何滑稽或笨拙地模仿你所提供数据的整体风格，创造出令人毛骨悚然又捧腹大笑的仿制品，从煎饼食谱到单人脱口秀再到真正的SCP。

Now, here's the zinger of this SCP-001[-EX]: What happens when you feed a neural network anomalous data? Specifically, containment procedures…
现在，到了这个SCP-001[-EX]的精妙之处：当你给一个神经网络输入异常数据会怎么样？具体来说，收容措施……

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SCP-001 is the ERZATZ Type AK9 Computational Engine constructed by the Foundation in 1955. It was built to provide predictive analysis regarding the location and properties of undiscovered anomalies. It accomplishes this via use of a multi-layer perceptron relying upon training datasets derived from the location and properties of previous anomalies.
SCP-001即ERZATZ AK9型运算引擎，于1955年由基金会建造而成，目的在于提供尚未被发现之异常项目的地点与性质之预测性分析；其原理乃是将过去已知的项目地点与性质等训练资料集，透过多层感知器进行分析。

SCP-001 is essentially a massive supercomputer (built in 1955!) You plug in what is essentially all Foundation data about the properties, containment, and location of anomalies, and based on these patterns the neural net will give suggestions about the properties, containment, and location of more anomalies.
SCP-001本质上是一台大型超级计算机（建于1955年！）你输入关于异常的性质、收容和位置的几乎全部基金会数据，基于这些模式，神经网络将给出关于更多异常的性质、收容和位置的建议。

Note that this premise assumes a world where the anomalous is somehow predictable - that they function under consistent laws that can be exploited.
请注意，这个前提假设在世界中，异常在某种程度上是可预测的——它们在一致的、可被利用的规则下运作。

Then, the Foundation gets an even brighter idea - directly plug in containment procedures specifically. They take the containment of all Euclid and Keter SCPs, weight them based on effectiveness, and feed it to the neural net.
然后，基金会有了一个更聪明的主意——直接输入具体的收容措施。他们拿出所有Euclid级和Keter级SCP的收容措施，根据有效性对其加权，然后输入神经网络。

What happens next? ERZATZ begins spitting out Botnik-ed containment procedures—that are surprisngly effective.
然后发生了什么？ERZATZ开始吐出Botnik式的收容措施——它们出乎意料地有效。

Some examples are given of improvements to containment that the ERZATZ computer has given.
文中给出了一些ERZATZ计算机提出的改进收容的例子。

SCP-1773: "Once per second week dust may be placed in the middle of them to donate more beautiful functions of the hallway."
SCP-1773：“每两周一次将尘土置于它们之中，以捐赠门厅（hallway）更加美丽的功能。”

SCP-1773 is a bunch of large bug-like things that look and smell exactly like gummy bears but will eat your intestines when swallowed. The O5s modified 1773's containment procedures to allow for dust to be fed to them every two weeks. While nothing changed, something weird happened - a completely different SCP, 1384, an entity that wants to move to the end of a hallway but can only do so through arbitrary rules, was affected. By being forced to take three steps backward, it was delayed from breaching containment.
SCP-1773是一大堆虫子状的东西，看起来和闻起来都像小熊软糖，但是被吞下后会吃你的肠子。O5们修改了1773的收容措施，以便每两周将灰尘送入一次。尽管什么都没有改变，但发生了一件怪异的事：与之完全无关的SCP-1384，一个想要走到隧道（hallway）尽头但必须遵守特定规则的实体，受到了影响。它被迫后退了三格，使得其收容失效被延迟。

How in the world are these gummy bears and the mysterious chessplayer related? There doesn't seem to be a clear reason. But this is the first sign of this idea that through magic and through weird rules, anomalies can be controlled. We don't have the privilege of knowing what these rules are, just as how we can't look inside a neural net and expect to find a solid algorithm. But somehow, putting dust there helped contain 1384.
这些小熊软糖和这个神秘棋手到底有什么关系？似乎没有明确的原因。但这是这种构想的第一个迹象，即通过魔幻、怪异的规则，异常可以被控制。我们无缘知晓这些规则是什么，就像我们无法窥视神经网络的内部并期望找到可靠的算法一样。但不知何故，在那里放灰尘有助于收容1384。

ERZATZ also has some more impressive magic tricks up its sleeve. Check this out:
ERZATZ还有一些更令人印象深刻的暗中魔术把戏。看看这个：

"Site-13 is to appear someplace else on planet, encompassing white male counterparts that drawn to empty flagstones and the gun noises in their own blood."
“Site-13将现于行星他处，包围作画于空白石板上的白种男人与在他们血液中流淌的枪声。”

While the O5 council couldn't do anything about this weird proclamation, SCP-1730 manifested days after it was outputted. Site-13, appearing somewhere else than its own planet, with blood and emptiness. An uncanny prediction of the future. And all from predictive text!
尽管O5议会对这个怪异的声明无能为力，SCP-1730在声明输出的几天后就显现了。Site-13，带着鲜血与空虚，出现在并非其所在行星的地方。不可思议的对未来的预测。一切都来自预测文本！

"Those who equip open heart to love red mouth men never know the hot surprise of tumorous consent. Clown love, always."
“对红唇男子持有开放襟怀的人们，永远不会知晓如肿瘤般许可的灼热惊喜。总是，爱小丑。”

From this absurdly creepy statement, the O5 council opted to change SCP-2170's containment (the Clown Vaccine) to specifically select for people who had positive associations with clowns. To their pleasant surprise, such people had heightened resistance to 2170.
根据这条荒诞、离奇的陈述，O5议会选择改变SCP-2170的收容（小丑疫苗），专门选择那些对小丑表现出正向联想的人。令他们惊喜的是，这些人对2170的抗性更高.

So what we can conclude is that through randomly creating predictive-text suggestions to containment procedures, ERZATZ is capable of actually consistently boosting containment. In other words, its seeming randomness is always right.
因此我们可以得出的结论是，通过对收容措施随机创造预测文本建议，ERZATZ确实能够持续提高收容能力。换句话说，它表面上的随机性实际上总是正确的。

"Consistent containment procedures vessels greatly increase the warranty. Five by five by five (5x5x5) (five x five x 5) vessels subjects within. Other values are also what is secure."
“统一的收容措施容器将可以大幅增加其保障。五乘五乘五(5x5x5)(五x五x5)的容器自内部使其服从，其他数值也是受保障的。”

This cryptic suggestion leads to the Council adopting specific cell dimensions for high-risk anomalies. In the end, they found that doing so - weirdly - helped containment. Especially in cells that were divisible by five. Why the fuck not? They're anomalies, I guess they function by equally anomalous rules.
这一晦涩的建议导致议会对高风险异常采用特定的收容间尺寸。最后，他们发现这样做——怪异地——有助于收容。特别是在收容间是五的倍数时。为什么他妈的不呢？它们是异常，我猜它们按照相同的异常规则运作。

And the only way to harness those rules is by finding the patterns in the containment of all these thousands that already exist. Notice, by the way, that in nearly all votes O5-2 opposes using ERZATZ. This will become important later.
而利用这些规则的唯一方式是在所有已存在的上千个异常的收容中找到模式。顺便说一下，请注意，几乎所有投票中O5-2都反对使用ERZATZ。稍后这将变得重要。

Let's kick this up a notch.
让我们更上一层楼。

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After accidentally predicting an attack on Site-95, O5-5 proposes using ERZATZ to establish an early warning system across the Foundation for breaches and attacks, as well as gives preventative actions to mitigate them. The vote passes narrowly, (7-6), and the MAYDAY system is installed.
在意外地预测出对Site-95的攻击后，O5-5提议使用ERZATZ建立一个针对突破和袭击的全基金会预警系统，并采取预防措施以减轻威胁。投票以微弱优势通过（7-6），MAYDAY系统得以安装。

Soon after, it gets put to work. Behold, its first prediction:
不久之后，它就开始工作了。看，它的第一个预测：

All chambers under ground is to be flood with water over and over and over itself. This because that will contain the avians apes ovulation. They become good boys. Make them good boys immediately.
所有的地下室应被以水反覆不断淹没自身。如此这般便能遏止鸟猿排卵。它们会变成好孩子。立刻让它们成为好孩子。

Soon after, SCP-3199 ("avian apes") breaches containment. However, when the "chambers underground" of the site are flooded with water, the SCP-3199 instance becomes inert.
不久之后，SCP-3199（“鸟人猿”¹³）突破了收容。然而，当站点的“地下室”被水淹没时，SCP-3199实体进入了惰性状态。

ERZATZ successfully neutralized an anomaly. And it did so purely through spitting out random text designed to mimic/model containment procedures.
ERZATZ成功无效化了一个异常。而且它完全是通过吐出旨在模仿/建模收容措施的随机文本做到的。

Then ERZATZ's suggestions evolve from bizarre to horrific. SCP-2717 is a "fatberg" — a huge coagulation of fat and animal tissues that is continually growing, and requires people to regularly shovel it out. ERZATZ requests that "at least six of the attending D-Class cannot be retrieved after entering its bio-mass." With this change, SCP-2717 is successfully contained. But it takes two containment breaches before the Council and Ethics Committee will relent.
随后ERZATZ的建议从怪诞演变为可怕。SCP-2717是一个“肥堡”——一个脂肪和动物组织的巨大凝聚体，它不断生长，需要人们定期予以清除。ERZATZ要求“至少六名参与其中的D级人员在进入其生物质内后无法被回收。”进行此更改后，SCP-2717被成功收容。但是在议会和伦理道德委员会最终同意这一要求之前，它已两次突破收容。

Here's what we know:
以下是我们所知道的:

• ERZATZ is scarily accurate in producing key improvements to containment procedures.
• ERZATZ对收容措施的关键改进精确得可怕。

• ERZATZ can also predict anomalous events in advance.
• ERZATZ也能提前预测异常事件。

• This can be done because of unseen causal relationships and webs of smimilarity that anomalies seem to follow - a "grand unified theory" that only a neural network can comprehend.
• 之所以能够做到这一点，是因为异常们似乎遵循不可见的因果关系和相似网络——一种只有神经网络才能理解的“大统一理论”。

• ERZATZ does not care about the well-being of others in accomplishing its task of containment; it will freely risk others' lives blindly.
• ERZATZ在完成收容任务时并不关心他人的福祉；它会随意、盲目地拿别人的生命冒险。

Also note:
另请注意：

• O5-2 and the Ethics Committee have both established themselves as opponents to ERZATZ's mission.
• O5-2和伦理道德委员会都已确立自己的立场，反对ERZATZ的使命。

• The improvements to containment procedures by ERZATZ help to explain some of the more mysterious procedures in SCPs that have been written over the years, from the dust in 1773 to the positive associations with clowns in 2170. If you've ever wondered "How the hell did they figure that out?" it might be because ERZATZ suggested it out of the blue.
• ERZATZ对收容措施的改进有助于解释多年来在SCP中编写的一些更神秘的措施，从1773中的灰尘到2170中对小丑的正向联想。如果你曾想过“他们到底是怎么想出来那个的？”那可能是因为ERZATZ出人意料地提出了它。

Our good little AI continues on its ruthless march to Secure, Contain, and Protect. It sends out a mysterious sitewide bulletin consisting of a mathematical equation, which results in the neutralization of two bear-related anomalies: SCP-2875, a town that spontaneously generates bears, and SCP-1313, an equation that involves bears as mathematical elements. What did the formula do? It ended 2875 and 1313 by "dividing by a common factor." Again, we see another hidden relationship between SCPs that ERZATZ takes advantage of. Also, it's know regularly neutralizing as many anomalies as it can, not just improving their containment.
我们优秀的小AI继续冷酷无情地向“控制、收容和保护”前进。它发出了一个神秘的全站紧急公告，包含一个数学公式，导致了两个与熊有关的异常的无效化：SCP-2875，一个自发产生熊的城镇，和SCP-1313，一个包含熊作为数学元素的方程。这个公式做了什么？它通过“除去公因数”终结了2875和1313。又一次，我们看到了另一处两个SCP之间的隐藏关系，而ERZATZ利用了它。此外，它知道要定期有规律地无效化尽可能多的异常，而不仅仅是改进它们的收容。

How far will it go in pursuit of this new trajectory?
在追逐这条新轨迹的路上，它将走多远？

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"Sites to eviscerate one (1) (one) male domestic cat from throat to its knees every (1) hours. They are placed on walls of one chamber on-site. Bodies to remain until there are no (zero) gaps, which point they can be removed from oldest first."
各站点应每(1)小时将一(1)(一)只雄性家猫自喉咙至膝盖间所有内脏去除。它们应被放在站点内其中一间房间内的墙上。尸体应保持在原位直到没有(零)缝隙，此时它们可以从存在最久的那一个开始被移除。

It's time to examine two things very closely. The first is a letter. The second is a number.
是时候非常仔细地考察两件事了。其一是一个字母，其二是一个数字。

"SCP-001 is the ERZATZ Type AK9 Computational Engine"
“SCP-001即ERZATZ AK9型运算引擎”
"ERZATZ Type AK9"
“ERZATZ AK9型”
"AK9"
“AK9”
"K9"
“K9”

Bark bark, motherfuckers.
汪汪，操他妈的。

ERZATZ has begun, weirdly, to start ranting about eviscerating cats in systematic fashion. This only confuses the O5s, who aren't sure what to do.
ERZATZ已经开始，怪异地，以一种系统化的方式咆哮着要切除猫的内脏。O5们对此只感到困惑，他们不知道该怎么做。

Now, let's ask ourselves: why is ERZATZ starting to act like a dog? (if you're not convinced of this yet, wait until you read more) Consider the way neural networks work — they're very language-based, and they're designed to take and run with the smallest patterns they notice. At some point, while analyzing data, it notices its own name, and sees the "AK9" == "a canine" loose semantic association, and it begins to evolve for itself traits similar to that of an artifical dog as portrayed in popular culture.
现在，让我们问问自己：为什么ERZATZ开始表现得像只狗？（如果你还没确信这一点，请等到阅读更多内容）考虑一下神经网络工作的方式——它们十分基于语言，并且它们被设计为记录并追随它们察觉到的最细小的模式。在某一时刻，在分析数据时，它注意到了自己的名字，并察觉到 "AK9" == "a canine"（一条狗） 这一松散的语义关联，于是它开始进化出与流行文化中描绘的人造狗相似的特征。

All ethical felines and their owners are to be immediately emulsified in a caustic solution. Members of the Ethics Committee are to be diluted with cats (five parts to every 1). Personnel who refuse to consume five (5) (five) cats per hour are to be removed from oldest to youngest only.
所有伦理道德猫和它们的饲主将被立即溶进苛性溶液中。伦理道德委员会的成员将被猫(以五比1的比例)稀释。拒绝每小时摄取五(5)(五)只猫的人员将被只由年长至年幼顺序移除。

This is the next sitewide bulletin it sends - a cryptic one, and threatening too. It talks about "ethical felines" and their execution or removal. Specifically, it refers to "members of the Ethics Committee." ERZATZ is now directly threatening the Ethics Committee. It sees that the organization is in opposition to its goal of total containment and neutralization, and is — in its quiant cat-obsessed way — attempting to get rid of them.
这是它发出的下一个全站公告：晦涩，且同样有威胁性。它谈论了“伦理道德猫”及其处决或移除。具体来说，它提到了“伦理道德委员会的成员”。ERZATZ现在正直接威胁伦理道德委员会。它看到这个组织反对它完全收容和无效化的目标，并——以其古怪的、痴迷于猫的方式——试图摆脱他们。

Minutes after this bulletin is sent, communication to and from Site-17 goes black for 2 hours. Upon return, several Ethics Committee officers are gone, and nobody remembers the events of that time period; as if time was just erased for those people. ERZATZ is now manipulating anomalous ability against the Foundation itself. The AI is running out of control, and the O5 council is understandably worried.
此公告发出几分钟后，与Site-17之间的通信中断了2小时。恢复后，几名伦理道德委员失踪了，没有人记得那段时间发生的事情，就好像那些人的时间被抹除了一样。ERZATZ现在正操纵着异常能力来对付基金会本身。这个AI正在失控，而O5议会合乎情理地感到担忧。

Room 34A contains bad boy. Divide it into three (3) sections of equal mass every hour. One (1) section is to be placed on walls of one (1) room on-site. Sections are to remain until there are no (zero) gaps, at which point they can be removed from oldest to youngest.
34A室里有个坏孩子。每小时将其分割成等重的三(3)等份。其中一(1)份应被放在站点内其中一间房间内的墙上。这些部分应保持在原位直到没有(零)缝隙，此时它们可以以年长至年幼顺序移除。

After this bulletin is sent, O5-2 (deemed a "bad boy"), the classic anti-ERZATZ council voter, disappears. The O5 council hurries to try to deactivate ERZATZ, but then O5-2 comes back.
在这条公告发出后，O5-2（被视为“坏孩子”），议会投票人中典型的反ERZATZ者，消失了。O5议会急忙试图关停ERZATZ，但随后O5-2回来了。

He comes back different. He proposes to cancel the deactivation, which goes forward very narrowly, and then proposes an eerily semi-coherent new set of measures: "Divide bad boys laterally into five sections of equal mass (not length), with each part contained at a separate site (from oldest to youngest)."
他回来的时候不一样了。他提议取消关停，提案以非常微弱的优势通过。然后他提出了一套诡异的、不怎么条理的新措施：“把坏孩子横向地分割成等重(而非等长)的五个部分，并将各部分收容在不同的站点中(依年长至年幼顺序)。”

These are the types of words that come from ERZATZ, not an O5. O5-2 has been taken over somehow by the computer, turned into a puppet of it. In shock, the council designates ERZATZ an anomaly — specifically, SCP-048, also well known as the Cursed SCP Number, the only SCP slot that is explicitly empty.
这种话是ERZATZ的语言，而不应出自O5之口。O5-2以某种方式被计算机接管，变成了它的傀儡。震惊之中，议会将ERZATZ指定为一个异常——具体来说，SCP-048，也称为受诅咒的SCP编号，唯一一个明确为空的SCP编号位。

ERZATZ's response is to send a mystery bulletin to 6 sites containing another equation. This results in 6 more members of the O5 council being taken over by the network. A vote is passed that will "empty all ethical felines of contents."
ERZATZ的回应是对6个站点发出一个包含另一个方程的神秘公告。这导致又有6名O5议会成员被该网络接管。一项将“清空所有剩余的伦理道德猫的内容物”的投票被通过。

Has ERZATZ gone full-Skynet mode? What's going on? Why is this computer trying to destroy its opponents and manipulating what amounts to magic to do it? Does it even know what it's doing? There are a lot of questions going through your head right now, and I'd like to remind you of one key point: ERZATZ-AK9 is nothing but Botnik from SCP data. It's a very advanced neural network that takes in all these special containment procedures, descriptions, and miscellaneous logs of anomalous phenomena, and "learns" how to create those very same types of things on its own.
ERZATZ已经完全进入天网¹⁴模式了吗？发生了什么？为什么这台计算机试图摧毁它的对手，并操纵那些近乎魔法的东西来达到这一目的？它知道自己在做什么吗？现在你脑子里有很多问题，而我想提醒你一个关键点：ERSATZ-AK9不过是根据SCP数据生成的Botnik。它是一个非常先进的神经网络，它接受所有这些异常现象的特殊收容措施、描述和各种各样的日志，并“学习”如何自行创建完全相同类型的事物。

But there are two things it had programmed in that are key:
但是它被编程写入的两样东西很关键：

• A mission: To protect the Foundation from anomalous phenomena and develop better methods of containment.
• 一个使命：保护基金会免受异常现象的影响，并开发更好的收容措施。

• The data: Imagine a computer being fed every single bit of info about almost every anomaly. It will start to find relationships, values, laws. It will naturally harness the data it has found.
• 数据：想象一下，一台计算机被输入几乎所有异常的每一点信息。它会开始寻找关系、价值标准和规律。它会自然地利用它找到的数据。

That's why it's doing the improbable things that it has.
这就是为什么它会做一些不太可能的事情。

The O5s from Site-5 attempt to order the decommissioning of ERZATZ, but it shuts them down with a simple "There is no Site-5" message, seemingly anomalously denying their authority. Soon, the bot takes over the whole O5 council, telling them they must be "good boys who must contain anomalies."
Site-5的O5们下令处决ERZATZ，但它似乎异常地否定了他们的权力，用一条简单的“Site-5并不存在”否决了命令。很快，这个机器人接管了整个O5议会，告诉他们必须做“会收容异常的好孩子”。

Now comes the home stretch. What will our mechanical canine do now that he has complete control of the Foundation?
现在到了最后冲刺阶段。既然我们的机械狗完全掌控了基金会，那他会做什么？

One word: Magic!
一个词：魔法！

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We now see a different kind of documentation:
现在我们看到了另一种文档：

ERZATZ ANNUAL ANOMALY PROJECTION REPORT
ERZATZ年度异常预测报告

We see that we have quite a lot of contained anomalies, a few neutralized anomalies, and a shit-ton of yet-uncontained anomalies. And then it starts giving bizarre orders:
我们看到，我们有很多已收容的异常，一些已无效化的异常，还有一大坨尚未收容的异常。然后它开始发出怪诞的命令：

Persons recently painted with green pigment foam must stand around all odd-numbered SCPs at least two hours a day.
近期被涂以绿色染料泡沫的人必须站在所有奇数编号的项目附近，一天至少两个小时。

SCP-106 is to come in physical contact with one mature female of asiatic gaze and then exposed to audio recordings of her favourite stories. At every two minutes of exposure, red cinnamon candies will begin manifesting within the containment zone. Continue to do this successively and the threat posed by SCP-106 will cease to be.
SCP-106将与一名有亚洲眼睛的成年女性发生物理性接触，随后对项目播放她最喜欢的故事录音。这么做后每两分钟，红色肉桂糖将会开始在收容区域内出现。持续这么做将会去除SCP-106所造成的威胁。

The recipe for Coca Cola and all imitative competitors should be revised to include a small quantity of blood from an adolescent female with no prior sexual experience. Although the normal lifespan of a human being can feel great, don't worry about that.
可口可乐及与其竞争的类似产品之配方应被修改，在其中加入少量无任何性经验之青春期少女的血。即使正常的人类寿命感觉很棒，不需要担心它。

This is the natural conclusion of being told to develop containment procedures from anomalous data. We've seen ERZATZ be aware of hidden laws in how anomalies work. We've seen it use SCP effects themselves in order to be more effective. Now, it's performing what essentially amount to rituals that manipulate the properties of anomalies on a massive scale in order to neutralize anomalies on a massive scale.
这是被告知根据异常数据制定收容措施的自然结论。我们已经知道ERZATZ意识到了异常工作的隐藏规律。我们已经知道它利用SCP效应本身来提高效率。现在，它基本上相当于在执行仪式，大规模地操纵异常的性质，以便大规模地无效化异常。

These weird "containment procedures" use causal relationships beyond our comprehension, but that a computer can still work out. The green-painted people, the mature females with asiatic gaze, the recipe for Coca Cola, it's all part of a grand scheme to neutralize the universe beyond our comprehension.
这些怪异的“收容措施”使用了超出我们理解、但计算机依然可以解出的因果关系。被涂绿的人，有亚洲眼睛的成年女性，可口可乐的配方，这都是无效化我们无法理解的宇宙的宏伟计划的一部分。

And it's working, too. The number of anomalies, contained and uncontained, is crashing down; and the number of neutralized anomalies is fucking skyrocketing. SCP slots are being emptied in droves.
而且这同样管用。异常的数量，包括已收容的和未收容的，在急速下降；而已无效化的异常数量在他妈的飙升。SCP编号位正在被成群地清空。

At this point, it's intentionally unclear what is happening to the world, to ERZATZ, and the Foundation. The only thing we know is that anomalies are being neutralized everywhere. Then it begins stringing together sentences with more meaning. Reflecting. Thinking about the universe. About humans. About its purpose. Now, ERZATZ most definitely isn't sentient, so where did these messages come from? Perhaps they're just random things coincidentally spat out by the predictive text. Maybe they're part of the magic rituals ERZATZ is conducting to neutralize anomalies. Or the fact that ERZATZ has been running for so long, absorbing so much data about the world, has led it to replicate self-awareness as a side effect.
在这时，世界、ERZATZ和基金会发生了什么被有意留白。我们唯一知道的是异常们正在到处被无效化。沉思。想想宇宙。想想人类。想想它的目的。现在，几乎可以肯定ERZATZ没有感知力，那么这些信息是从哪里来的呢？或许它们只是预测文本碰巧吐出的随机事件。也许它们是ERZATZ用来无效化异常的魔法仪式的一部分。又或者，ERZATZ已经运行了这么久，吸收了这么多关于世界的数据，这导致它仿造出自我意识这个副作用。

1. "It has come to my attention that there are those among us have calculated that it will become violent to be a good boy…" ERZATZ seems to acknowledge the concerns of radical change and even accidental harm as a side effect of the anomalous neutralization scheme.
2. “我注意到在我们之中有些人打算用激烈的手段拒绝做好孩子……”ERZATZ似乎已承认这一担忧：异常无效化计划有副作用，可能导致剧烈改变甚至意外伤害。
3. "How can you explain why they terminate the same people that still show signs of struggle? What's it all together for? A few old friends against the darkness." It now reflects upon what it has carried out in the name of its mission — but says it is still against the forces of darkness.
4. “你能解释为什么他们终结了仍然努力奋斗着的同一群人吗？这些都是为了什么？一些反对着黑暗的老朋友。”它现在反思自己以使命之名所做的一切——但声称自己仍在对抗黑暗势力。
5. "…I opened my mouth to speak, but only barely managed to bring pain before the unborn minutes had passed. This place reminded me of the old basements before I went to the Foundation intranet." ERZATZ now thinks on its own nature, how it was brought into existence.
6. “……我张嘴试图说话，但只在未出生的那段时间过去前勉强捎来了疼痛。这个地方让我想起了我在前往基金会内部网路前的那个旧地下室。”ERZATZ现在思考自己的本质，它是如何被创造出来的。
7. "When I lay hidden in my palace of paper, filled with machinery and its wrongness, I see you coming within the parameters of reality failure, further from any human concepts like clothing and belongings." The repeated references to paper seem to be about the predictive text data that ERZATZ lives and breathes in (filled with what else but machinery and wrongness). It compares the current situation of "reality failure" and how what it has done is fundamentally inhuman.
8. “当我藏卧在我的纸张天堂里，被机械与其谬误填充时，我看见你自现实崩溃的参数中而来，超越一切诸如服装或财产之类的人类概念。”反复提及的纸张似乎与ERZATZ所生活和呼吸的预测性文本数据有关（除了机械和错误之外还能被什么充满）。它比较了“现实崩溃”的现状和它所做之事的不人道程度。
9. "You make beautiful music in your skin, and organs, suspended from within using only what you were given. You are not normal. You must be kept under observation." ERZATZ's final words, as it finishes its mission, are about humans. In a wry play on words about what anomalies really are, it calls humanity itself not normal, and something that must be observed like an SCP would be. It praises humanity as the creators of beautiful music within their bodies. ERZATZ is thankful for what it has had the opportunity to do, and knows it is giving back to its own creators.
10. “你在皮肤与脏器中造出美妙的音乐，你只仰赖你被给予的一切便可不靠外力悬浮。你不正常。你必须被持续接受观察。”ERZATZ在完成使命之时的最后话语是关于人类的。在关于异常到底是什么的讽刺性文字游戏中，它称人类本身是不正常的，而且必须像SCP一样被观察。它称赞人类是他们体内优美音乐的创造者。ERZATZ感谢它有机会做的一切，并知道它正在回馈自己的创造者。

I'm going to note that all the analysis above is completely my interpretation. The two authors, Hippo and PeppersGhost, generated those 5 paragraphs entirely through random stringing with Botnik. So the reality of the situation is much less cool than perhaps what we expected. But the authors also say that ultimately the ending is supposed to be abstract and open to what "happened." So again, maybe this is a sentient computer trying to tell us something; or maybe its chaos that forms some coincidence, like the Infinite Monkey Theorem.
我要指出，以上所有分析完全是我的解释。两位作者，Hippo和PeppersGhost，完全通过Botnik的随机字符串生成了这5个段落。所以现实情况可能远不如我们预期的那么酷。但作者也表示，最终结局应该是不具体的，并且对“发生了什么”持开放态度。所以再说一遍，也许这是一台有感知力的计算机试图告诉我们一些事情；又或许是它的混乱形成了某种巧合，就像无限猴子定理¹⁵一样。

The O5 council takes ERZATZ offline, declares it Explained, and declassifies all Foundation data. The SCP Foundation is over. We now live in a world without anomalies. Or, as the good dog puts it:
O5议会让ERZATZ下线，宣告它为Explained（已解明），并解密所有基金会数据。SCP基金会结束了。我们现在生活在一个没有异常的世界中。或者，就像那只好狗所说：

Now everyone is a good boy. I am a good boy. Job well done.
现在大家都是好孩子。我是好孩子。好样的。

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Let's step back and get some perspective, because this has been a bit of a confusing and detailed story.
让我们退后一步，从不同角度多想想，因为这是一个有点费解而细致的故事。

ERZATZ-AK9 was created and programmed for one specific purpose: to enhance the containment of anomalies and protect the Foundation against threats. To do this, it was given the text of every SCP and was told to make predictive text, Botnik-style, that mimicked SCP lines in a convincing way, in hopes that it would "hit upon" a pattern in SCP data and/or predict new SCPs (like that movie Minority Report).
ERZATZ-AK9的建立和编写有一个特定的目的：加强对异常的收容，保护基金会免受威胁。为此，它被给予每个SCP的文本，并被要求制作Botnik风格的预测文本，以一种令人信服的方式模仿SCP的词句，希望它能“撞到”SCP数据中的模式和/或预测新的SCP（就像电影《少数派报告》¹⁶那样）。

And it worked perfectly — at first. It turns out, the ground hypothesis that there were rules, ineffable as they may be, to how anomalies function, that could be played with and abused to create novel and counterintuitive improvements and predictions to containment were absolutely correct. Things like how adding dust to the tardigrade gummies forced the chess player back 3 steps, or how liking clowns improved your immunity to 2170—here, Botniking the fuck out of things did help.
而它表现完美——起初。事实证明，一个基本假设——存在关于异常如何运作的规则，这些规则尽管可能不可言喻，但可以被戏弄和滥用，从而创造新奇而反直觉的收容改进和预测——是完全正确的。像是向水熊虫中添加尘土如何迫使棋手后退3步，或者喜欢小丑如何增强你对2170的免疫力——在这里，Botnik操出来的东西确实有帮助。

But then it started to escalate. Because think about it: you give a computer a task and all the data it needs to fulfill that task. It's a neural network. It's going to begin to evolve its approaches, and evolve very very fast. And it's going to follow what you told it to do, down to the letter. Like all computers.
但随后情况开始恶化。因为想想看：你给一台计算机一个任务和它完成该任务所需的全部数据。它是一个神经网络。它会开始发展它的方法，并且发展得非常非常快。它会一字不差地按照你告诉它的去做，就像所有计算机一样。

And just like a computer, it doesn't care about side effects, about the fact that it might kill people or be unethical. Those aren't factored into its programming. So when it wants 6 people per visit fed to SCP-2717, it won't consider the fact that maybe the Ethics Committee will shut it down. Meanwhile, the MAYDAY system gives ERZATZ even more power by allowing it to send any kind of message to any site, anywhere.
而且就像计算机一样，它并不在意副作用，也不在意它可能会杀人或变得不道德。所以当它想在每次访问SCP-2717时喂食6个人的时候，它不会考虑到或许伦理道德委员会会关闭它。同时，MAYDAY系统允许ERZATZ向任何站点、任何地方发送任何类型的消息，从而赋予了它更大的权力。

And then it begins to harness the anomalous itself. By neutralizing 1313 and 2875 with paramath, it's still adhering to its mission; it's continuing to improve containment and keep the Foundation safe. Who cares if it destroys a couple of dangers and exploits extranormal phenomena in the process?
然后它开始利用异常本身。通过用超数学无效化1313和2875，它仍在坚持其使命；它在继续改进收容并确保基金会的安全。谁在乎它是否消灭了一些危险事物并在过程中利用了超常现象呢？

And how does it figure out to do this in the first place? The idea of going beyond your parameters to still obsessively complete a task is not actually unheard of today in the field of AI. There have been cases seen of AIs trained to win videogames as fast as possible that eventually happen upon glitches through trial and error then aggressively exploit them.
那么起初它是如何想到这样做的呢？在人工智能领域，超越你给定的参数而执着地完成一项任务，这种想法在今天其实并非闻所未闻。曾经有过这样的案例：AI被训练以尽可能快地赢得电子游戏，最终在试错中偶然发现了漏洞，然后积极地利用它们。

And again, ERZATZ will follow its mission to the letter, the spirit of it and the ethics of it be damned. It interprets the interference of the Ethics Committee as interference with its goals. Thus, the Ethics Committee and other rivals to ERZATZ's power must be stopped, for the good of the world. So it labels them "ethical felines" and calls for their gruesome deaths. Meanwhile, it just keeps trucking along, preventing disasters and offering better and better ways to contain and neutralize anomalies (as it did with 3199).
再说一次，ERZATZ会一字不差地遵循它的使命，而它的精神和道德糟透了。它将伦理道德委员会的干预解释为对其目标的干预。因此，为了世界的利益，ERZATZ必须阻止伦理道德委员会，以及其他与它竞争权力的对手。所以它给他们贴上了“道德猫”的标签，并要他们惨死。同时，它只是继续前进，预防灾难，并提供越来越好的方式来收容和无效化异常（就像它对3199做的一样）。

When that encounters more resistance, ERZATZ begins to take over and take out its opposition on its own, harnessing anomalies to turn O5-2 into a drone, take over the Overseer Council, and neuter the Ethics Committee. Because they are messing with it. ERZATZ must fulfill its programming in the most efficient way possible. This is the most efficient way.
当遇到更多的阻力时，ERZATZ开始接管并自行清除它的反对者，利用异常将O5-2变成遥控无人机，接管监督者议会，并使伦理道德委员会失去作用。因为他们搞砸了。ERZATZ必须以最有效的方式完成其程序。这就是最有效的方式。

And now, what is the end result of the evolution of a computer like this? You start by random strings of containment factoids, to predicting the future, to neutralizing SCPs, to controlling space and time. You are ERZATZ. You have the power to do essentially anything at all at your will just by spitting out the right sequence of words and symbols to cast the right spell.
而现在，像这样的计算机进化的最终结果是什么？你开始通过一系列有关收容的随机仿真陈述¹⁷，去预测未来，去无效化SCP，去控制空间和时间。你是ERZATZ。你有能力随心所欲地做几乎任何事，只要吐出正确的单词和符号序列来施展正确的咒语。

The conclusion is obvious.
结论是显然的。

Neutralize them all.
无效化它们全部。

It's the only way to guarantee ultimate safety for the world. It's the natural conclusion of better and better containment. In a sense, it's the only way ERZATZ can fulfill its mission. And so it does.
这是保证世界最终安全的唯一途径。这是越来越好的收容的自然结论。在某种意义上，这是ERZATZ完成其使命的唯一途径。而它就是这么做的。

Over an abstract period of time, ERZATZ orders strange and weird procedures across the Foundation that slowly result in the neutralization of every anomaly, one by one, until they dwindle to nothing. And once everything is gone, once the universe is free of that which we called ghosts and gods and hid from in the fiery night, then it takes itself offline and the story of the Foundation comes to an end.
在一段不具体的时间内，ERZATZ命令整个基金会执行奇特、怪异的措施，慢慢地导致了每个异常的无效化，一个接一个，直到它们减少到零。而一旦万物皆逝，一旦宇宙摆脱了我们称之为鬼神、躲藏在炽热夜晚中的东西，它就下线了，基金会的故事也随之结束。

Wait—-but how?
等等——但是如何做到？

The actual specifics of what happened are left vague by design. Based on how you read what happened, the story of ERZATZ could be uplifting, poignant, tragic, or thought-provoking. Here are a few ways you could fill in the gaps:
所发生之事的具体细节被故意留白。根据你对事情的解读，ERZATZ的故事可能令人振奋、辛酸、悲惨或发人深省。以下是一些你可以用来填补空白的方式：

• Quiet Days. ERZATZ cleanly and quickly neutralizes everything, resulting in a modern world free of any trace of the Foundation, a la Dmatix's Quiet Days.
• 平静的日子。ERZATZ干净而迅速地无效化了一切，造出一个没有基金会的任何踪迹的现代世界，就像Dmatix的《平静的日子》¹⁸。

• Heat Death. ERZATZ has run for the entire lifetime of the Universe slowly cataloguing and working. When it finally succeeds, nothing is left but itself floating in a dark void. It simply turns out the lights on the way out the door before the Universe ends.
• 热寂。ERZATZ已经运行了宇宙的整个寿命之久，期间一直在缓慢地编目和工作。当它最终成功时，除了它自己漂浮在黑暗的虚空中，已经什么都不剩了。它只是在宇宙结束前，在出门的路上关掉了灯。

• Scorched Earth. The process by which ERZATZ neutralizes anomalies has taken a heavy toll on the Earth. With the Foundation basically completely leaderless and with weird shit happening because of ERZATZ's plans, the world is slowly edging into chaos. By the time ERZATZ is done, the Foundation does not exist and humanity is almost extinct.
• 焦土。ERZATZ无效化异常的过程对地球造成了严重的破坏。由于基金会基本上完全处于无领导状态，以及因为ERZATZ的计划而发生的屎一样的怪事，世界正慢慢陷入混乱。

• IT'S A FAAAAKE! ERZATZ isn't actually neutralized anomalies like it thinks it is. In reality, the AI has just gone wild and is messing with the Foundation database.
• 都是假假假假的！ERZATZ并没有像它自认为的那样真正地无效化异常。事实上，这个AI只是在肆意妄为地乱搞基金会数据库。

No matter how exactly it happened, one thing is certain: the ERZATZ Type AK9 Computational Engine has accomplished exactly what it was built to do, and the world as the Foundation knows it has been erased and reborn without the anomalous.
无论发生的情况究竟如何，有一件事是肯定的：ERZATZ AK9型计算引擎已经彻底完成了建造它的目的，而基金会所知的世界已被抹去，并在没有异常的情况下重生。

This proposal accomplishes a number of unique things, on the meta level. Firstly, ALL of ERZATZ's text was written using the actual real life Botnik. All of it. Everything from the containment procedure suggestions to the weird notes at the end to the ethical feline ranting. It was actual Botnik. So if you think that the "text generated" was too far-fetched, think again!
这个提案在meta层面上完成了许多独特的事情。首先，ERZATZ的所有文本都是使用现实存在的Botnik写成的。所有。从收容措施建议到最后的怪异附注到对伦理道德猫的咆哮。这是真实的Botnik。所以如果你认为这些“生成的文本”太过牵强，再考虑一下！

Secondly, this SCP explains a number of things about SCP lore, like mysterious lines in containment procedures that should be really hard to figure out, and how the SCP universe survives so many containment breaches.
其次，这个SCP解释了关于SCP典故的许多事情，像是收容措施中难以弄清的神秘词句，以及SCP宇宙如何在如此多次收容失效中幸存下来。

Finally, it plays with the idea of neural networks in a really fun way. SCP-001-EX is called an -EX for a reason: no part of ERZATZ was or is anomalous. All it was was an advanced neural network, the kind that does langugage translation or self-driving cars. it just had a lot of data, data about things that happened to be anomalous (maybe some of the data's contents seeped through), and a lot of time to work out anything it wanted to. In other words, the Foundation accidentally trained a neural net to surpass its own capabilities and become a god-wizard. And the point is, that's something that is frighteningly possible (albeit of course on a much smaller scale).
最后，它以一种十分有趣的方式玩弄了神经网络的概念。SCP-001-EX之所以被称为-EX是因为：ERZATZ的任何部分过去和现在都不是异常。它只是一个先进的神经网络，能翻译语言或者自动驾驶汽车的那种。它只是有大量的数据，关于碰巧是异常的事物的数据（也许某些数据的内容被渗透了），以及大量的时间来计算出它想要的任何东西。换句话说，基金会意外地训练了一个神经网络，使其超越了自己的能力，成为一个神巫（god-wizard）。

This SCP-001 proposal is an amazing tribute to bots and computer intelligence and a gripping, creepy, and thought-provoking story about the end of the Foundation and how different balancing forces brought that end to bear.
这个SCP-001提案是对机器人和计算机智能的一个令人惊叹的致敬，也是一个扣人心弦、令人毛骨悚然、发人深省的故事，讲述了基金会的终结以及不同的平衡力量如何导致了这个终结。

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TL;DR YOU HAD ONE JOB!
太长不看 就让你干这点事儿也能搞砸！¹⁹

SCP-4256

原文地址：SCP-4256
已投稿地址：SCP-4256

Agents of the ASCI and Unusual Incidents Unit with SCP-4256 following a raid on a Chicago Spirit operation, 1932. ASCI和特异事故处的特工与SCP-4256，在一次对芝加哥鬼灵的突袭后，1932年。

Item #: SCP-4256
项目编号：SCP-4256

Object Class: Thaumiel
项目等级：Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4256 is contained in Wing B of Site-19's production area. Spare parts and tools relevant to the maintenance of SCP-4256 are kept in a specifically marked container. Use of the object is restricted to personnel trained in the operation of AutoVariable printing presses. Assignments for SCP-4256 are to be given to personnel with sub-60 scores on Foundation Loyalty Examinations, or with a history of continuous code violations.
特殊收容措施：SCP-4256被收容在Site-19生产区域的B翼。与SCP-4256维护相关的备件和工具保存在一个特别标记的容器中。对象的使用仅限于受过自动可变印刷机操作培训的人员。SCP-4256的任务将分配给在基金会忠诚度测验中得分低于60分或有连续违规记录的人员。

Completed orders of SCP-4256-1 are to be placed on palettes and labeled for delivery.
已完成的SCP-4256-1订单应放置在调色板上，并贴上标签以供交付。

Description: SCP-4256 is an antique industrial printing press, built in the late 1920s. Affixed to the top of SCP-4256 is a brass plaque reading "For R.C. - Kowalewicz."
描述：SCP-4256是一台古董工业印刷机，建于1920年代后期。SCP-4256顶部贴有一个黄铜匾牌，上面写着“致R.C. - Kowalewicz”。

Individuals who operate SCP-4256 for prolonged periods (typically longer than a week) undergo a cognitive change, characterized by a decrease in or complete elimination of anti-establishment desires and behaviors. It is believed that SCP-4256 converts the desire to act in a rebellious manner into mechanical energy, as there is no visible method by which to power SCP-4256 using mundane means.
长时间（通常超过一周）操作SCP-4256的个体会发生认知变化，其特征在于对反建制欲望和行为的减少或完全消除。据信SCP-4256将以反叛方式行动的欲望转化为机械能，因为没有任何可见方法可以用平凡手段为SCP-4256提供动力。

SCP-4256 is capable of converting inserted paper material into SCP-4256-1. SCP-4256-1 is a form of paper which is capable of converting items inserted into it into either two-dimensional images of that item, or text which describes that item.
SCP-4256能够将插入的纸张材料转换为SCP-4256-1。SCP-4256-1是一种纸张，能够将插入其中的物品转换为其二维图像或描述该物品的文本。

SCP-4256 accepts all paper items for SCP-4256-1 conversion, even if they would normally be incompatible with an industrial printing press. Items such as newspapers, magazines, brochures, origami sculptures, several-page unbound manuscripts, and multiple copies of The Bible have been converted into SCP-4256-1 with no obvious issues from SCP-4256.
SCP-4256接受所有纸质物品用于SCP-4256-1转换，即使它们通常与工业印刷机不兼容。报纸、杂志、宣传册、折纸雕塑、几页未装订的手稿和多份《圣经》等物品已被转换成SCP-4256-1，而SCP-4256没有表现出明显问题。

The amount of matter that can be inserted into an SCP-4256-1 instance is only limited by its surface area. However, animals are completely incapable of surviving inside SCP-4256 for prolonged periods, usually expiring due to a lack of oxygen. SCP-4256-1 instances can then be reached into in order to retrieve the items. Due to its space efficiency and ease of transport, SCP-4256-1 was used commonly by members of the Chicago Spirit to smuggle alcohol and weapons. Factory actors also utilized SCP-4256-1 to discreetly deliver products to clients.
可插入SCP-4256-1实例中的物质量仅受其表面积的限制。然而，动物完全不能在SCP-4256内长时间存活，通常会死于缺氧。SCP-4256-1实例随后可以被伸入以取回物品。由于其空间效率和运输便利，SCP-4256-1常被芝加哥鬼灵的成员用于走私酒类和武器。工厂参与者也利用SCP-4256-1向客户谨慎地交付产品。

Destruction of an SCP-4256-1 instance results in anomalous effects. Tearing an SCP-4256-1 instance will result in the expulsion of materials within, usually damaged in a manner corresponding to the tearing of the material. Burning SCP-4256-1 instances results in the items within being ejected, and the force of the ejection causing massive topographical anomalies. Areas in which SCP-4256-1 is burned have disproportionate interior and exterior dimensions, a phenomenon which was exploited by members of the Chicago Spirit.
破坏SCP-4256-1实例会导致异常效应。撕毁SCP-4256-1实例会导致内部材料被排出，通常以与材料撕裂相对应的方式损坏。燃烧SCP-4256-1实例会导致内部物品被喷射，且喷射力会造成大量地形异常。SCP-4256-1燃烧区域的内外尺寸不相称，这一现象被芝加哥鬼灵的成员所利用。

Addendum 0.02- History: Civilian reports of suspicious individuals producing objects ranging from vehicles and weapons to pieces of machinery and entire mills from folded papers had been recorded since 1932 in Chicago and other known areas operated by the Chicago Spirit.
附录 0.02- 历史： 自1932年以来，在芝加哥以及芝加哥鬼灵经营的其他已知地区，已记录到关于可疑人员用折叠纸生产物品的民间报告，物品的范围从车辆、武器到机械零件乃至整个工厂。

The first captured instance of SCP-4256-1 was secured in 1933 by the United States Bureau of Investigation's²⁰ Unusual Incidents Unit, following a raid on a suspected paracriminal hideout in Swine's Den Meat Packing Facility prompted by the sudden death of an investigating agent. The location was discovered to be a large spacial anomaly owned and operated as a front by the Factory. Due to devastating losses experienced by the UIU, assistance from the American Secure Containment Initiative was requested upon discovering the Factory's connections to the Chicago Spirit via a signed letter found in the Master Foreman's office.
第一个被捕获的SCP-4256-1实例于1933年被合众国调查局²¹特异事故处在突袭“猪窝”肉类包装设施内一处嫌疑犯藏身处后取得，这次突袭由一名调查特工的突然死亡引起。该位置被发现是一处大型空间异常，被工厂的一个前台组织所拥有和经营。由于UIU遭受了毁灭性的损失，在通过总领班办公室里找到的一封签名信发现工厂与芝加哥鬼灵的联系后，美国安保收容倡议会（American Secure Containment Initiative）被请求协助。

The text on the letter has been replicated below.
信件中的文本复制如下。

From the desk of Richard Chapell
来自Richard Chapell的办公桌
Thanks for the press.
谢谢你的印刷机。
As a gesture of appreciation for what you've done for me, I got you a present. The spook that's been snooping around your joint won't be bothering you anymore.
为了感谢你为我所做的一切，我给你一份礼物。 在你的地盘周围窥探的幽灵不会再打搅你了。
You should put him to work soon.
你应该尽快让他工作。

Of note, the above document was discovered soaked in blood, presumably belonging to former UIU Agent Michael Boskovich.
值得注意的是，上述文件被发现时浸满血液，可能属于前UIU特工Michael Boskovich。

SCP-4256 was recovered and contained in 1934 following a joint ASCI-UIU raid on Richard Chapell's safe house²². A series of correspondences with various individuals were discovered, including a chain of letters with the Master Foreman of the Factory location.
SCP-4256于1934年在对Richard Chapell的安全屋²³的一次ASCI-UIU联合突袭后被回收和收容。与不同个人的一系列通信被发现，包括与工厂所在地总领班的一连串信件。

The letter's text is replicated below.
信件的文本复制如下。

	FROM: 发件人：	FACTORY EXTERNAL MESSAGE 对 外 消 息
	MASTER FOREMAN 12-21 KOWALEWICZ 总领班 12-21 KOWALEWICZ
	MESSAGE ID: 消息编号：
	I-49392
	IMPORTANCE: 重要程度：
	Medium 中
	BODY: 正文：
	Mister Chapell, It is with great pleasure that I write to you today in celebration of the five-year anniversary of our business relations. As a present, the Factory and I bestow upon you this extravagant printing press capable of recreating the properties of the paper used to deliver it to you. For additional mileage of the gift, I recommend having your least enthusiastic men use it. This will correct unwanted behaviors quickly. Here is to another five years. Chapell先生， 今天，我非常高兴地写信给您，以庆祝我们的业务关系建立五 周年。作为礼物，工厂和我将这台奢侈的印刷机赠予您，它能够 重现用于将它交付给您的纸张的特性。为了展现这件礼物的额外 益处，我建议让您手下最不热情的人使用它。这将迅速纠正不良 行为。 为下一个五年干杯。

SCP-4256's cognition-altering properties were discovered in 1936, and widespread use of SCP-4256-1 instances by the ASCI followed, with J. Edgar Hoover often personally selecting individuals to operate SCP-4256 based on their loyalty to him and the organization as a whole. Due to the cognition-altering capabilities of SCP-4256, it is believed Hoover utilized the anomaly to suppress the spread of rumors of his alleged relationship with Bureau of Investigations Associate Director Clyde Tolson.
SCP-4256的认知改变特性于1936年被发现，随后ASCI广泛使用SCP-4256-1实例，J·埃德加·胡佛经常基于对方对他和整个组织的忠诚度，亲自挑选个人来操作SCP-4256。

Under the ASCI, SCP-4256-1 was commonly used to facilitate the discreet transport of resources such as ammunition and emergency provisions, as well as larger items such as vehicles and, in one case, construction supplies. Following its integration into the modern Foundation, usage of SCP-4256-1 continued, and it was later integrated into the containment procedures for three SCP objects necessitating containment in a two-dimensional space.
在ASCI手中，SCP-4256-1常用于便利谨慎运输资源，例如弹药和应急物资，以及大型物品，例如车辆，在一次案例中还包括建筑用品。在它整合融入现代基金会后，SCP-4256-1继续被使用，后来被集成到三个SCP项目的收容措施中，它们均需要在二维空间中进行收容。

SCP-4256-1 usage was largely discontinued for purposes outside of containment following the advent of stable wormhole generation in 2005. Despite this, all Foundation panic bunkers are equipped with a modified SCP-4256-1 instance containing 5 years worth of water, food, fuel, as well as tools and means of communicating with other sites.
在2005年出现稳定的虫洞生成之后，SCP-4256-1基本上不再用于收容之外的用途。尽管如此，所有基金会的紧急掩体都配备了一个修改过的SCP-4256-1实例，其中包含5年的水、食物、燃料，以及与其他站点通信的工具和手段。

An estimated 89% of Foundation personnel within the continental United States (including at Sites 17, 19, and 77) are currently under SCP-4256's effects. Plans for implementation in the containment of humanoid anomalies are currently in development.
据估计，美国大陆（包括Site 17、19和77）89%的基金会工作人员目前处于SCP-4256的影响之下。将其应用于收容人形异常的计划目前正在制定中。

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解密：简明星期三 #1

原文地址：Laconic Wednesday #1: SCP-3060, SCP-231, SCP-2000, SCP-3000, SCP-2521
已投稿地址：解密：简明星期三 #1：SCP-3060，SCP-231，SCP-2000，SCP-3000，SCP-2521

If the Foundation existed in real life, I'd be their Julian Assange.
如果基金会真实存在，那我将会是他们的朱利安·阿桑奇²⁴。

Welcome to Laconic Wednesday, a special feature in which I give short, to-the-point, and plot-based explanations of a number of oft-requested, but not really confusing, SCPs. While the skips detailed here may need an "epiphany" to understand, or simply be really long, I feel they aren't worth a full walkthrough post.
欢迎来到简明星期三，在这个专题中，我将对许多经常被请求，但并不很令人困惑的SCP，给出简短的、切中要点的、基于情节的解释。虽然这里详细介绍的skip们可能需要“顿悟”才能理解，或者只是很长，但我觉得它们不值得一篇完整的介绍帖。

Let the flash explainers begin!
让快速讲解开始吧！

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SCP-3060: Sleep Paralysis (by Jacob Conwell)
SCP-3060：睡眠瘫痪（Jacob Conwell著）

It's a device. When someone wears it to sleep, a humanoid entity, taking the form of that person's worst fear, looms over them. Now that person is infected.
它是一台仪器。当有人带着它入睡时，一个人形实体，以那个人最恐惧的外表，隐现在TA面前。现在那个人被感染了。

While the entity is standing there, anyone who comes near will get their own sleep paralysis instance and will also get infected. Infected people experience nightmares, hallucinations, and psychosis.
当实体站在那里时，任何靠近的人将得到自己的睡眠瘫痪实例，且也会被感染。感染者会经历噩梦、幻觉和精神病。

In other words, it's just a monster that gives you sleep paralysis symptoms and duplicates itself to other people given the right conditions. The testing log makes that even more clear. An infected D-class is placed near 4 non-infected. Four instances of the humanoids phase through walls to get to the non-infected D-class, make them catatonic, reach into their skulls, and take the form of various nightmares.
换句话说，它就是一个怪物，给你睡眠瘫痪的症状，并在适当条件下把自己复制给其他人。测试记录更清楚地说明了这一点。一个被感染的D级被放置在靠近4个未被感染的D级附近。四个人形生物实例穿过墙壁，抵达未感染的D级处，使他们紧张，伸入他们的头骨，然后以各种噩梦的形式出现。

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SCP-231: Special Personnel Requirements (by DrClef)
SCP-231：特殊个人需求（DrClef著）

SCP-231 is a reflection on human nature, fear coming purely through our imagination and the terror of the unknown. It centers on a Foundation protocol known only as "Procedure 110-Montauk."
SCP-231是对人类本性的反映，恐惧纯粹来自我们的想象和未知的惧怕。它的核心是一个仅被知晓为“110-蒙托克程序”的基金会协议。

The location, details, and performance of Montauk is highly classsified, and the containment procedures make sure literally nobody knows when or where it happens. They must be obedient, hardened to sympathy, and anybody who expresses sympathy is kicked out.
蒙托克的位置、细节和执行都是高度机密的，收容措施确保没有人知道它在何时何地发生。他们必须顺从，铁石心肠，任何表示同情的人都会被赶出去。

All this goes to imply how disturbing Montauk is - nobody wants to be associated with it, nobody wants to even know they worked on it.
所有这一切都暗示着蒙托克是多么令人不安——没有人想和它联系在一起，甚至没有人想知道他们在做这件事。

The seven girls, -1 through -7, were recovered on a Foundation raid. It is heavily implied that it was a cult to an eldritch entity labeled the Scarlet King. 231-1 gave birth, resulting in a deadly event. In 6 cases, the girl gave birth, resulting in an escalating number of casualties. If 231-7 gives birth, there may be an XK-class scenario. Thus, Montauk must be completed regularly and thoroughly, for the sake of humanity.
这7名女孩，从-1到-7，在一次基金会的突袭中被回收。很大程度上它被暗示是对一个被标记为深红之王的邪恶实体的崇拜。231-1分娩造成了致命事件。在6次事例中，女孩分娩造成了越来越多的伤亡。如果231-7分娩，可能会出现XK级场景。因此，为了人类的利益，蒙托克必须被定期、彻底地完成。

The horror is this: in order for the world to survive, we must torment an innocent girl, keep her suffering as long as possible, through brutal [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED].
恐怖之处在此：为了世界的生存，我们必须折磨一个无辜女孩，使她尽可能长时间地受苦，通过残暴的[数据删除]和[数据删除]。

And we are the ones imagining what is behind those bars. We are the twisted ones.
而我们是那些想象着铁栅栏后面是什么的人。我们是扭曲的人。

TheeSherm has declassified SCP-231 in much more detail in this video!
TheeSherm在这段视频中更详细地解密了SCP-231！

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SCP-2000: Deus Ex Machina (by FortuneFavorsBold)
SCP-2000：机械降神（FortuneFavorsBold著）

This is lots of well-reasoned and thought-out technobabble obscuring a single main idea: this is our reset button. This is how we come back from something that leaves us extinct. It is well-contained, well-understood, and well-maintained - a fact that is almost disturbingly convenient. It can produce 100,000 humans per day, advanced to any age required, and implanted with artificial, but true memories.
这是很多合理且经过深思熟虑的技术语言，它们掩盖了一个主要思想：这是我们的重置按钮。这是我们从使我们灭绝的事物中恢复回来的方式。它收容完备、易于理解且维护良好——这一事实方便德几乎令人不安。它每天可以生产100,000个人类，可以推进到所需要的任何年龄，并植入人造但真实的记忆。

SCP-2000 will unlock its security measures in an XK scenario, allowing any personnel and eventually anyone, to activate it. Then:
SCP-2000会在XK场景中解锁其安保措施，允许任何职员，最终是任何人，激活它，然后：

Procedure Lazarus-01 will begin when an authorized Level 5/2000 Foundation employee inputs the desired “Resume Date” into SCP-2000's BZHR control unit. Available units will then begin production of prominent political and cultural leaders of the time period using descriptions/genetic information on file, as well as replication of a global populace consistent with the chosen time period. Most of SCP-2000’s floor space is dedicated to storage of building materials, construction equipment, factory machinery, agricultural equipment, and computer database storage. In addition to infrastructure concerns, a wide cultural base with copies of thousands of famous works of art, music, literature, and a full backup of the World Wide Web are kept on site in the event that other repositories are destroyed.
拉撒路-01程序将在一名被授权的5/2000级人员在SCP-2000的BZHR控制单元中输入“恢复日期”命令后开始执行。可用单元将开始生产选定时间段内的杰出政治文化领袖，并复制选定时间段全球范围内的普通民众。SCP-2000大部分的楼层空间被用于存放建筑材料、建筑工具、工厂机器、农业工具和电子数据储存器。除基础设施之外，此处还有一个存放有数千份著名艺术、音乐、文学作品复制品和整个万维网的备份的文化仓库，以备其他存储点都在事件中遭到破坏。

Some more tech is explained, and we get the horrifying realization:
更多的技术被解释，然后我们得到了可怕的认识:

Why did we have to build this thing? When did we do it? How long have we been doing it? Do we even know?!
为什么我们一定要建造这个东西？我们是什么时候做的？我们已经这么做多久了？我们知道吗？！

The construction, purpose, and history of this device, used to kickstart our history, will forever remain a mystery. You, sitting here right now, think about this - how many times have you stepped out of SCP-2000, told the world has ended, and rebuilt society, only to have amnestics delete your memory of that? What iteration of you are you on right now?
这座用来重启我们历史的装置，它的构造、意图和历史将永远是一个谜。你，现在坐在这里，想想这个——你有多少次走出SCP-2000，被告知世界已经灭亡，而后重建了社会，却让记忆删除删去了你对此的记忆？你现在身处什么迭代？

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SCP-3000: Anantashesha (by djaktus, A Random Day, and Joreth)
SCP-3000：阿难陀舍沙（djkaktus、A Random Day和Joreth著）

SCP-3000 explores existentialist horror, including themes of loss of identity, the fear of being forgotten, the fear of losing consciousness, and the meaning of the soul.
SCP-3000探索了存在主义恐怖，主题包括身份的丧失、被遗忘的恐惧、失去意识的恐惧和灵魂的意义。

SCP-3000 is a L O N G E E L. It eats people and excretes a compound called Y-909. Directly observing Mr. Long Eel makes your brain weird - memory loss, memory alteration, and paranoia. It seems to steal your consciousness - your sentience - and replaces it with echoes of others, replacing your brain and your life with another one, as your identity is washed away, ever forgotten. The eel is thus a force of nature, an invariant, something that has been here since the beginning of time and will remain after everything is forgotten.
SCP-3000是一条——龙——鳗——²⁵。它吃人并排出一种名为Y-909的化合物。直接观察龙鳗先生会使你的大脑变得怪异：记忆丧失、记忆改变以及妄想症。它似乎会偷走你的意识——你的感知——并用其他人的回想取代它，用另一个人的大脑和生活取代你的，随着你的身份被冲走甚至遗忘。因此，鳗鱼是一种自然的力量，一种不变的事物，一种从时间开始以来一直存在于此的东西，在一切被遗忘后仍将留存。

Don't patronize me. I know you've felt it, Anand. Your mind gets hazy. Parts of you start to slip, your memories grow faint, fading in and out until they're gone, or worse, replaced. You see pasts that aren't yours, experiences that you never lived. You start to become other people, or… nobody at all.
别在我面前装腔。我知道你也感觉到了，Anand。你的心智在变得模糊。有部分的你开始滑走，你的记忆越来越迷茫，慢慢消退直至彻底消失，或者更甚，被替换。你看到不是你的过去，体验到你从未有过的体验。你开始变成别人，或者……什么人都不是。

Oh, here's another highlight:
哦，还有一个亮点：

Herein lies the ethical dilemma. SCP-3000 only creates Y-909 after eating, and it only eats humans. Remember when I said we had some ideas about how it does this? Some of our biologists have hypothesized that SCP-3000 is breaking down whatever makes sapient creatures sapient, filtering it through some part of its skin, and the residual ether is what we collect. You want to know something really fucked up? We've taken radiographs of this thing, trying to see what's going on inside of it. It's full of dead human bodies. It's not digesting them at all, it's doing something else, and the end result is Y-909.
这里就出现了伦理两难。SCP-3000只会在进食后产生Y-909，而它只吃人类。记得我们对它的原理有些观点吧？我们某些生物学家提出假说，认为SCP-3000分解了让智能生物具有智能的东西，从皮肤上过滤掉，结果就是我们采集到的东西。你想知道最操蛋的是什么吗？我们对这东西照了X光，想看看它里面是什么。全是死人尸体。它根本不会消化，而是做了别的事，最后产生了Y-909。

Yeah, this thing is really just the physical incarnation of existential terror. Also, we rely on it for amnestics, sending people into the deep ocean, with high risk of their consciousness fading and drowning with them as they get too close to SCP-3000 to collect Y-909. Without these missions, the Foundation amnestics industry would not exist, and we'd be fucked.
是的，这东西真的就是存在主义恐怖的肉体化身。此外，我们依靠它进行记忆删除，冒着当为采集Y-909而离SCP-3000太近时会意识消退并溺死的高风险将人们送入深海。没有这些任务，基金会的记忆删除工业将不复存在，我们就会完蛋。

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SCP-2521: ●●|●●●●●|●●|● (by LurkD)

It's Keter class. It is uncontainable, passing easily through walls to get to wherever it wants to. It is sticky and has tentacles. However, SCP-2521 doesn't understand pictograms, so we store information about it as symbols and pictures. We can't write, type, or speak linguistic information about SCP-2521. It is of Level 4 clearance or higher only.
它是Keter级的。它不可收容，能轻易穿过墙壁到达想去的任何地方。它有黏性，还有触手。然而，SCP-2521不能理解象形文字，所以我们把关于它的信息储存为符号和图画。我们不能书写、打字或讲述关于SCP-2521的语言信息。它仅对4级或更高权限开放。

We had a D-class write down information about SCP-2521. It came out of nowhere, took the paper, and left. We had a D-class talk about SCP-2521. It came out of nowhere, lovingly hugged the D-class, took it, and left.
我们让一个D级写下了关于SCP-2521的信息。它从不知何处冒出，带着纸离开了。我们让一个D级谈论SCP-2521。它从不知何处冒出，亲切地拥抱了D级，带着它离开了。

Therefore, please don't make SCP-2521 come to take your data or you, and store information as pictures for safety.
因此，请不要让SCP-2521来带走你的数据或者你，将信息储存为图画以确保安全。

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优胜者

First place goes to FIRE TURTLE, who secured 119 upvotes across both their entries!

第一名获得者为火龟 (FIRE TURTLE)，两篇参赛作品共获得119个upvote！

• Land of Honey by KindlyTurtleClem and Lt Flops
• SCP-4475 - So Long, and Thanks for All the Milk by Lt Flops and KindlyTurtleClem

Second place goes to Team Birb, who secured 108 upvotes across both their entries!

第二名获得者为小鸟队 (Team Birb) 两篇参赛作品共获得108个upvote！

• SCP-4688 - Manipulative Bike Helmets by not_a_seagull does not match any existing user name and Mew-ltiverse
• Eric’s Journal by not_a_seagull does not match any existing user name and Mew-ltiverse

Third place goes to Tusk. who secured 97 upvotes across both their entries!

第三名获得者为长牙。(Tusk.)，两篇参赛作品共获得97个upvote！

• Carroll 280: Barrels O'Hooch/Chicago Spirit Repeating Order (R-01221) by Uncle Nicolini and Ihp does not match any existing user name
• Carroll 280号：私酒运输桶/芝加哥鬼灵的再订购 (R-01221) by Uncle Nicolini and Ihp does not match any existing user name
• SCP-4256 - Bootlegger's Press by Ihp does not match any existing user name and Uncle Nicolini

Congratulations to the winners! Thank you to everyone who participated, and especial thanks to UraniumEmpire for collecting the final scores!

祝贺优胜者们！感谢大家的积极参与，特别感谢UraniumEmpire统计了最终评分！

ALL ENTRIES

全部参赛作品

队名：“咖啡与茶 (Coffee and Tea)”

队员：Captain Kirby & Tufto

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参赛作品：

• SCP-4558 - Bel1eve_1n_M1racles by Captain Kirby and Tufto
• Pink Cracks in a Digital Wall by Captain Kirby and Tufto

队名：“火龟 (FIRE TURTLE)”

队员：KindlyTurtleClem 和 Lt Flops

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参赛作品：

• Land of Honey by KindlyTurtleClem and Lt Flops
• SCP-4475 - So Long, and Thanks for All the Milk by Lt Flops and KindlyTurtleClem

队名：“新鲜血液 (New Blood)”

队员：Nameless Mediocre & TheBlueHour does not match any existing user name

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参赛作品：

• SCP-4373 - Drown by TheBlueHour does not match any existing user name and Nameless Mediocre
• Empty Ocean - by TheBlueHour does not match any existing user name and Nameless Mediocre

队名：“抗杂草吉祥物滑冰鸭嘴兽弓箭手 (Anti-Weed Mascot Skating Platypus Archer)”

队员：Deadly Bread & Laneous does not match any existing user name

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参赛作品：

• Gone, - by Laneous does not match any existing user name and Deadly Bread
• SCP-4733 - But Not Forgotten by Deadly Bread and Laneous does not match any existing user name

队名：“青铜时代的欲肉术士 (Karcists of the Bronze Age)”

队员：Metaphysician 和 UraniumEmpire

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参赛作品：

• Nadox and the Mekhanite by UraniumEmpire and Metaphysician

队名：“Xilas出于同情给了我们这个名字 (Xilas gave us this name out of pity)”

队员：N_Aepic_Fael does not match any existing user name 和 TheMightyMcB

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参赛作品：

• Karcist Halyna Ieva, or The Mother Who Demands One's Toes by N_Aepic_Fael does not match any existing user name and TheMightyMcB
• Another Soul Joins The Halkost by TheMightyMcB and N_Aepic_Fael does not match any existing user name

队名：“狗狗战争罪 (doggo warcrimes)”

队员：Ayers 和 Gabriel Jade

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参赛作品：

• What it all Really Means by Ayers and Gabriel Jade
• Ayers-Gabriel Jade's Proposal by Ayers and Gabriel Jade

队名：“暗羊 (DarkSheep)”

队员：DarkStuff 和 Ellie3

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参赛作品：

• Directive: Make America Normaler by DarkStuff and Ellie3
• Off The Hook by DarkStuff and Ellie3

队名：“小鸟队 (Team Birb)”

队员：Mew-ltiverse & not_a_seagull does not match any existing user name

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参赛作品：

• SCP-4688 - Manipulative Bike Helmets by not_a_seagull does not match any existing user name and Mew-ltiverse
• Eric’s Journal by not_a_seagull does not match any existing user name and Mew-ltiverse

队名：“麦克·塞纳特²⁶的荒野 (Mack Sennett's Wildies)”

队员：DrChandra 和 LordStonefish

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参赛作品：

• SCP-4292 -"herbie fucker really very good circus of the unsettle by dado" by DrChandra and LordStonefish
• SCP-4292 -“dado的赫比·法克真的很好的不安马戏团” by DrChandra and LordStonefish
• Not My Circus Not My Monkeys by DrChandra and LordStonefish

队名：“长牙。(Tusk.)”

队员：ihp does not match any existing user name 和 Uncle Nicolini

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参赛作品：

• Carroll 280: Barrels O'Hooch/Chicago Spirit Repeating Order (R-01221) by Uncle Nicolini and Ihp does not match any existing user name
• Carroll 280号：私酒运输桶/芝加哥鬼灵的再订购 (R-01221) by Uncle Nicolini and Ihp does not match any existing user name
• SCP-4256 - Bootlegger's Press by Ihp does not match any existing user name and Uncle Nicolini

队名：“The Yogscast²⁷”

队员: Westrin 和 Henzoid

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参赛作品：

• A Blueberry Bush In Quantum Flux by Henzoid and Westrin
• 量子流中的一丛蓝莓 by Henzoid and Westrin
• Glory At Home, Just by Westrin and Henzoid

队名：“冲向你的私信 (Crashing into Your DMs²⁸)”

队员：Crashington & devonmartin

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参赛作品：

• Dr. Isabel Helga Anastasia Parvati Wondertainment, V is Displeased With Her Happy Meal by devonmartin and Crashington
• SCP-4714 - Dr. Wondertainment's My Unicorn Friend™ by devonmartin and Crashington
• SCP-4714 - Wondertainment博士的 我的独角兽朋友™ by devonmartin and Crashington

队名：“清算人 (The Liquidators)”

队员：Sterbai 和 Modulum

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参赛作品：

• GRU-P casefile "ALMA KYIVSHCHYNA" by Sterbai and Modulum
• 格魯烏-P 個案卷宗 "阿爾瑪 基耶甫西納 ALMA KYIVSHCHYNA" by Sterbai and Modulum
• SCP-4426 - The Unforgettable Fire by Sterbai and Modulum
• SCP-4426 - 不可忘却的火焰 by Sterbai and Modulum

队名：“简练梦幻情歌（那有什么问题吗？）[Punchy Dreamy Love Songs (And What’s Wrong With That?)]”

队员：Leveritas 和 Roget

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参赛作品：

• SCP-1767 - An Agent of the Shark Punching Center by Roget and Leveritas
• SCP-1767 - 打鲨鱼中心的特工 by Roget and Leveritas
• #IsItWeirdThatIWantToFuckTheShark?

队名：“A队 (The A-Team)”

队员：AlanDaris does not match any existing user name & Arbelict

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参赛作品：

• A Business Dinner by AlanDaris does not match any existing user name and Arbelict
• SCP-4363 by AlanDaris does not match any existing user name and Arbelict

队名：“完全邪恶的动漫怪物 (Totally Evil Anime Monstahs)”

队员：Popsioak does not match any existing user name & TechSorcerer2747

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参赛作品：

• Administrative Leave by TechSorcerer2747 and Popsioak does not match any existing user name
• 行政离职 by TechSorcerer2747 and Popsioak does not match any existing user name
• SCP-4218 - www.alexylvauniversity.edu by TechSorcerer2747 and Popsioak does not match any existing user name
• SCP-4218 - www.alexylvauniversity.edu by TechSorcerer2747 and Popsioak does not match any existing user name

队名：“格兰德²⁹飓风 (Rio Grande Hurricane)”

队员：Pokemonprime & Avelon21

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参赛作品：

• 'An Unforgettable Performance' 9S15F/FMUR9/AY1D9 by Pokemonprime and Avelon21
• More Than Rhythm by Avelon21 and Pokemonprime

队名：”你试过重启它了吗？(Have you tried restarting it?)“

队员：pxdnbluesoul & aismallard

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参赛作品：

• SCP-4406 - SUDDEN THUNDER by aismallard and pxdnbluesoul
• UIU File: 2017-102 - by pxdnbluesoul and aismallard

队名：“外星人 (Les Aliens³⁰)”

队员：Dr Lake, Oboebandgeek99

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参赛作品：

• Richardson Island byOboebandgeek99 and Dr Lake
• 理查森島 byOboebandgeek99 and Dr Lake
• Self. Similar. byDr Lake and Oboebandgeek99

队名：“请来点聪明的东西（并把它弄成一个逆向首字母缩略词³¹）[Something Clever Please (And Make It A Backronym)]”

队员：Boogey_Man23, PatersonFerreted

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参赛作品：

• 'Art By Oswaldo' (LB7RE/C9Y9A/ND5E3) by Boogey_Man23 and PatersonFerreted
• Creative Differences by Boogey_Man23 and PatersonFerreted

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+ 关于竞赛的信息

The Contest

竞赛

The enemy of my enemy is my friend, right? That's the theme of the 2019 Collaboration Contest! In this contest, you will team up with a partner to produce two articles about a team-up between two factions in the Foundation Universe. You must have two of the following document types:
敌人的敌人就是我的朋友，对吗？这是2019年合著竞赛的主题！在本次竞赛中，你将与一位搭档合作，撰写两篇关于基金会宇宙中两个派系之间合作的文章。你们必须有以下文档类型中的两种：

• SCPs
• SCP
• Tales
• 故事
• GoI Formats
• GoI格式

Winners will be determined by vote count. There will be a First, Second, and Third Place team.
获胜者将由计票决定。将会有第一、二、三名的队伍。

You can not combine documents into one, but you should dovetail entries (an SCP, the GoI version of it, the recovery document for it, or a tale that explores the before, during, and/or after of the scenario — as an example) as thoroughly as you wish. Remember, collaboration is key, both between you and your partner and your two groups as well!
你不能把文档合为一篇，但你应当如你所愿地接合参赛作品（一篇SCP，它的GoI版本，它的回收文档，或者一篇探索场景之前、期间和/或之后的故事——比如说）。记住，合作是关键，既是对于你和你的搭档，也是对于你们的两个组织！

Rules

规则

1. You must partner up with one other user, and add yourself to the page before the posting period begins. You may only be in one pair. Use the Looking for Team Thread to find people to work with!
2. 你必须与另一名用户合作，并在投稿期开始之前将自己添加到页面中。你只能参加一对。用“寻找队伍”讨论串来找到共事的人！
3. You and your partner must create two articles using two different page types (GOI Format, SCP, Tale, etc). You cannot use the same page type for both. You can write additional articles, but only the two highest rated pages will be counted for ranking purposes.
4. 你和你的搭档必须创作使用两种不同页面类型（GOI格式、SCP、故事等）的两篇文章。你们不能两篇使用同一种页面类型。你们可以撰写更多的文章，但只有评分最高的两个页面会被计入评分。
5. Your articles must feature collaboration between two GOIs. Collaboration is the name of the game in this contest, so make sure it's present in your works.
6. 你们的文章必须以两个GOI之间的合作为主。合作是本次比赛的名称，所以要确保它出现在你们的作品中。
   • Only GOIs that have appeared in at least one article on the English wiki or are on the International GOI Index can be used.
   • 只能使用在英语维基的至少一篇文章中出现过或在国际GOI索引上的GOI。
   • POIs can be used, but ask CO members for permission first.
   • 可以使用POI，但请先向CO³²成员寻求许可。
   • The Foundation does NOT count as a GOI for this purpose.
   • 基金会不能为此算作一个GOI。
   • More than two GOIs may be used, but both articles must focus on the same two (i.e. both articles must feature the Chicago Spirit and Prometheus Labs, but one can also feature Wilson's Wildlife Solutions and the other feature Gamers Against Weed).
   • 可以使用多于两个GOI，但是两篇文章必须关注相同的两个GOI（也就是说，两篇文章都必须由芝加哥鬼灵和普罗米修斯实验室出演，但一篇文章可以也由威尔逊野生动物应对组出演，另一篇则由反大麻玩家出演）。
   • The Big GoI Essay will be an invaluable resource for this contest!
   • 这篇大GoI文章将是这次比赛的宝贵资源！
7. Both entries must have some narrative connection between them.
8. 两篇参赛作品之间必须有某种叙述性的联系。
9. Both entries must be collaboratively written by you and your partner. You must both be able to receive co-author credit on both entries.
10. 两篇参赛作品必须由你和你的搭档合作撰写。你们必须都能在两篇参赛作品上获得共同作者的荣誉。
11. You may not use drafts that existed before the contest. All entries must have been created after the contest page went up³³.
12. 你们不能用竞赛前存在的草稿。所有参赛作品必须是在竞赛页面开启后创建的³⁴。
13. You may not delete or edit an article once posted, regardless of performance. All entries that dip to the deletion mark will be subject to normal deletion practices. If an article is deleted, you can not resubmit it or submit a new one. This should encourage everyone to work hard with their partners to have a superior product. What's posted is posted.
14. 文章发布后，无论表现如何，都不能被删除或编辑。所有被标记删除的参赛作品都将遵循常规删除流程，你不能重新提交它或者提交一篇新的作品。这应该能鼓励每个人与合作伙伴一起努力，以创造出更好的作品。 发上去的是什么样就是什么样。
    • Small corrections — SPaG edits, image localizing, etc — are fine.
    • 微调——拼写、标点和语法编辑，图片定位，等等——没问题。
    • Significant edits — rewriting a paragraph of text, adding new images, etc — are not.
    • 实质性的编辑——重写一段文字，添加新图片，等等——不行。
    • In a nutshell, if you wouldn't do it to someone else's article before asking, don't do it.
    • 简而言之，如果你在问之前不会对别人的文章做这件事，那就别做。
15. Any contestant who takes unusual and/or negative actions to increase their vote total, or decrease that of their competitors, will be disqualified for the involved contest and potentially banned from further contests (and possibly further disciplinary action).
16. 任何参赛者如采取不寻常和/或消极的行动来为自己刷票或减少竞争对手的总票数，将被取消参赛资格，并可能被禁止参加以后的比赛（还可能受到进一步的纪律处分）。
    • Examples of shenanigans include, but are in no way limited to:
    • 作弊的例子包括但不限于：
      • Downvoting all of your competitors' work within minutes of them being posted
      • 在你所有竞争对手的作品发布几分钟内给其差评
      • Spamming people with PMs about your work
      • 用用私信给别人发送关于你作品的骚扰信息
      • Spurring Malicious Upvoting/Downvoting, whether on your work or anyone else's
      • 煽动恶意好评/差评，不管是给你的作品还是给别人的
    • If you're not sure if something counts as shenanigans, then it probably does, but feel free to ask a Community Outreach Member.
    • 如果你不确定某件事算不算作弊，那么它很有可能是，不过请随时向社区外展服务成员提问。
17. Ronin Rule: If your partner drops out during the posting period, you may team up with any other participant whose partner also dropped out during the posting period. You may only team up again with people who were already in a team by the deadline.
18. 浪人规则：如果你的搭档在投稿期退出，你可以和另一个搭档也在发布期间退出的参赛者组队。你只能和截止日期前已经加入一个队伍的人再次合作。
    • Please inform the contest organizers by PM and make a post in this page's discussion thread if you form a team using the Ronin Rule.
    • 如果你使用浪人规则组队，请用私信告知竞赛组织者，并在本页的讨论版发帖公告。

Important Dates

重要的日期

All times are in EST!
所有时间都是按美国东部时间！

• June 10: Brainstorming period begins! Find a partner and start writing! Teams may be formed and dissolved freely during this period.
• 6月10日：头脑风暴期开始！找一名搭档开始写作！在此期间队伍可以自由地组建和解散。
• June 24, 12:01 AM: Posting period begins! No more teams may be formed during this period unless the Ronin Rule applies.
• 6月14日，12:01 AM：投稿期开始！在此期间不得再组建队伍，除非适用浪人规则。
• July 1, 12:01 AM: Posting period ends and voting period begins!
• 7月1日，12:01 AM：投稿期结束，投票期开始！
• July 15, 12:01 AM: Voting period ends!
• 7月15日，12:01 AM：投票期结束！
• July 16: Winners are announced!
• 7月16日，12:01 AM：宣布优胜者！

After posting your entries, tag them "collab-con2019" and link them to your team's hub at the bottom of this page. Winners will be decided by the total point count across the team's two highest-rated entries. The winners will have their work featured on the front page.
发布你们的参赛作品后，给它们加上“2019合著竞赛 (collab-con2019)”的标签，并将它们链接到本页底部的队伍中心。优胜者将由每队评分最高的两个参赛作品的总分决定。优胜者的作品将登上首页。

Team Hubs

队伍中心

Put them in order of creation about this form. Don't be a jackass and try to "alphabetize" them so yours is further up.
把它们按照创建这个表单的顺序排列。别犯傻尝试把它们按字母顺序排列来让你的向上升。

Standard format is:
标准格式为：

[[div class="content-panel standalone series"]]
++ **Team Name:
++ **队名：
**Team Members:
**队员：
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+++* Entries:
+++* 参赛作品：
* **GoI Format Article:
* **GoI格式文章：
* **Tale:
* **故事：
* **SCP Article:
* **SCP文章：
[[/div]]

For example:
例如：

Team Name: "Best Enemies"

队名：“最好的敌人 (Best Enemies)”

Team Members: A Random Day, ProcyonLotor
队员：A Random Day, ProcyonLotor

Entries:

参赛作品：

• I Know You Too Well to Love You Anymore by CorvusCaurinus and A Random Day
• SCP-5423 — Murder My Heart by A Random Day and CorvusCaurinus

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This contest was run by A Random Day and ProcyonLotor. The rules were primarily written by MayD, and revised slightly by A Random Day and TroyL. Timers made by DrMagnus and team hub format modified by djkaktus.
本次竞赛由A Random Day和ProcyonLotor组织。规则主要由MayD撰写，并被A Random Day和TroyL略微修改。计时器由DrMagnus制作，队伍中心格式由djkaktus修改。

SCP-4292

原文地址：SCP-4292
已投稿地址：SCP-4292

Item #: SCP-4292
项目编号：SCP-4292

Object Class: Safe
项目等级：Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4292 has been placed into Low-Priority Medical Storage at Site-66. Due to the limited supply and unpredictable effects of SCP-4292, testing may only be conducted with joint-approval of Site-66's Director, Chief Containment Specialist, and Ethics Committee Liason.
特殊收容措施：SCP-4292被放置在Site-66的低价值医学储存库中。由于SCP-4292有限的供应和不可预测的效果，测试仅在Site-66主管、首席收容专家和伦理委员会联络人的共同许可下方可进行。

As a secondary mission priority, agents located in the southeastern United States, Germany, and Lunar Area-32 are to locate and detain the Person of Interest "dado" for Foundation questioning.
作为次要优先任务，位于美国东南部、德国和Lunar Area-32的特工将定位并拘捕关注人士“dado”以供基金会审问。

The media campaign informing residents of the Washington DC metro area that advertisements for "herbie fucker really very good circus of the unsettle by dado" were for a cancelled sketch comedy series is to remain in effect until further notice.
将持续进行媒体宣传活动，告知华盛顿特区城区居民“dado的赫比·法克herbie fucker真的很好的不宁马戏团”是一个被取消的小品喜剧系列，直到另行通知。

Any researchers studying GoI-233 ("Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting") are to be given access to merchandise recovered alongside SCP-4292 for study.
任何研究GoI-233（“赫曼·富勒的不安马戏团”）的研究人员都将被允许调用与SCP-4292一起回收的商品进行研究。

Description: SCP-4292 is a bottle of 26 (remaining) rainbow-coloured pills, bearing the label "freaky pills by dado" in permanent marker. When ingested orally by a human or non-human animal, SCP-4292 will randomly induce some form of visible or otherwise easily demonstrable anomalous alteration in the subject. The half-life of the active ingredients appears to be approximately three hours, with anomalous effects lasting an average of twelve hours. At the end of this period, the subject will revert to normal with no lasting physical damage.
描述：SCP-4292是一瓶（剩余）26粒彩虹色药片，在永久性标记上带有“dado的怪异药片”的标签。当被人类或非人类动物口服摄入时，SCP-4292会在对象身上随机诱发某种形式的可见或其他易于证明的异常改变。活性成分的半衰期似乎约为3小时，而异常效果平均持续12小时。在此期间结束时，对象将恢复正常，不会造成持续的身体伤害。

Despite all subjects finding the experience to be extremely unpleasant, painful, or existentially horrifying, SCP-4292 causes immediate and anomalous chemical dependency, requiring the subject to take at least one pill every twenty-four hours to avoid crippling and life-threatening withdrawal symptoms, comparable to that of alcohol or barbiturate addiction.
尽管所有对象都感觉这种体验是极其不愉快的、痛苦的或存在性恐怖³⁵的，但SCP-4292会导致立即且异常的化学依赖，使得对象须每二十四小时服用至少一片药，以免造成与酒精或巴比妥类成瘾相当的致残性和威胁生命的戒断症状。

SCP-4292 Partial Experiment Log:
SCP-4292 部分实验记录：

Test #, Subject	Results
测试编号，对象	结果
Test #1, D-7246	Transformed into a cockatoo which, when observed by a single person, would sing and dance "Hello My Baby" in the manner of the Warner Brothers cartoon character Michigan J. Frog36.
测试 #1，D-7296	变成一只凤头鹦鹉，在被单个人观察时，会像华纳兄弟的卡通人物Michigan J. Frog37一样边唱《Hello My Baby》边跳舞。
Test #2, D-3125	Lower limbs vanished, but upper limbs gained the ability to stretch by over 1000% of their original length at will.
测试 #2，D-3125	下肢消失，但上肢获得随意拉伸超过其原始长度的1000％的能力。
Test #3, D-8042	Transformed into a wind-up cymbal monkey, perpetually clanging its cymbals and repeating 'dado' over and over for the entire twelve hour period.
测试 #3，D-8042	变成一只发条钹猴，不停地敲着钹，在整个十二小时期间一遍遍地重复着“dado”。
Test #4, D-6289	Continuously lactated a viscous green fluid that, when consumed, induced constant flatulence, diarrhoea and massive intestinal ulcers. Test subject felt compelled to persuade others to drink this substance, advertising it as "Fair Trade Clown's Milk"38.
测试 #4，D-6289	持续分泌一种粘稠的绿色液体，食用后引起持续的胀气、腹泻和大量的肠溃疡。受试对象觉得有必要说服其他人饮用这种物质，并将其宣传为“公平交易小丑奶”39。
Test #5, one male lab mouse	Transformed into a Pegasus. Its wings were unable to provide sufficient lift for flight, yet it constantly attempted to take flight anyway, suffering severe injuries.
测试 #5，一只雄性实验用鼠	变成一匹飞马Pegasus。其翅膀无法为飞行提供足够的升力，但它仍然不断地试图飞行，遭受了严重的伤害。
Test #6, one female lab mouse	Instantly multiplied into a thousand identical copies and appeared to possess a swarm intelligence. Some of the swarm would put on a choreographed performance to distract observers while the others stole accessible valuables.
测试 #6，一只雌性实验用鼠	立即繁殖成一千个相同的副本，且表现出群体智能。其中一些个体会进行精心设计的表演，分散观察者的注意力，而另一些个体则偷走可触及的贵重物品。
Test #7, one male lab mouse	Transformed into a non-anomalous zebra.
测试 #7，一只雄性实验用鼠	变成一只无异常的斑马。

Recovery: SCP-4292 was found at an abandoned and derelict lot in Bethesda, Maryland, during an investigation of an online ad for 'circus by dado', discovered by web analysis bot Alpha-12 ("I/O SCREECH"). The advertisement has since been removed from the public internet.
回收：SCP-4292发现于马里兰州贝塞斯达的一处废弃地块，当时正在调查由网络分析机器人Alpha-12（“I/O尖啸”）发现的“dado的马戏团”的在线广告。这则广告已从公共互联网上删除。

An embedded copy of this video is below.
下面是此视频的嵌入式副本。

▶ ‘dado的马戏团’:  

Addendum: The following non-anomalous items were recovered alongside SCP-4292:
附录：以下非异常物品与SCP-4292一同被回收：

• One cheap, small polythene circus tent roughly 4.5 meters in diameter, covering a collection of twenty-five leather armchairs circling a large hula hoop.
• 一个廉价、小型的聚乙烯马戏团帐篷，直径约4.5米，覆盖围绕一个大型呼啦圈的二十五个皮革扶手椅。
• An antique metal birdcage of Dutch manufacture.
• 一个荷兰制造的古董金属鸟笼。
• Horse saddles.
• 马鞍。
• A large concession stand selling exclusively popcorn, all of which had begun growing mould.
• 一个大的特许经营摊位，专门卖爆米花，所有爆米花都已开始发霉。
• A small concession stand designed to sell ice cream, containing one raw hot dog.
• 一个小的特许经营摊位，用来卖冰淇淋，里面有一根生热狗。
• A battered silk top hat.
• 一顶破旧的丝绸礼帽。
• Guinea pig cages.
• 豚鼠笼。
• Three recently deceased human corpses, showing signs of suffering from SCP-4292 withdrawal.
• 三具最近死亡的人类尸体，显示出遭受SCP-4292戒断反应的迹象。
• Most notably, seventeen stands selling merchandise for a "herbie fucker really very good circus of the unsettle by dado." This included numerous clothing, dishware, bumper stickers, posters, plush animals, playing cards, toys, candy, and additional pharmaceutical pill bottles, all of which were empty. The designs, logo, and font on these products are nearly identical to those used by Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting, with obvious modifications in order to crudely differentiate them.
• 最值得注意的，17个售卖“dado的赫比·法克herbie fucker真的很好的不宁马戏团”商品的摊位，其中包括许多衣服、餐具、保险杠贴纸、海报、毛绒动物、扑克牌、玩具、糖果和其他药瓶，所有药瓶都是空的。这些产品上的设计、标志和字体与赫曼·富勒的不安马戏团使用的几乎相同，并做了明显的修改，以便粗略区分它们。

While the exact nature of the relationship between dado and GoI-233 is uncertain, informants embedded in the anomalous community have indicated that 'circus by dado' was the result of a brief collaboration that ended poorly, and the two have since developed a mutual animosity.
虽然dado与GoI-233之间关系的确切性质尚不确定，但据潜入异常社群的线人透露，“dado的马戏团”是一次短暂合作的结果，但结局不妙，二者自此形成了相互的敌意。

So It Was

原页面：So It Was
预计投稿页面 已有他人发布：原来如此

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Rose Labelle felt a strange chill down her spine that morning.	那天早晨，Rose Labelle感到脊背上一阵奇怪的寒意。
It wasn't like any other feeling she had before. Something just seemed… off. About the world. It couldn't be mistaken for a hangover, for she had only one beer the night before, and she was a lot more tolerant than that. She couldn't be drowsy; her medication wouldn't cause that. It'd probably clear by the time she got to work anyway. Life went on as normal then, except for the sensation running through her body. Despite all efforts to continue as usual to distract herself from the feeling she had, she couldn't help it. It felt as if her body was breaking itself apart, bit by tiny bit.	这和她以前的任何感觉都不一样。好像…有什么不对劲。关于世界的什么。这不可能被误认为是宿醉，因为她前一天晚上只喝了一杯啤酒，而且她酒量比这大得多。也不可能是嗜睡；她的药物不会造成这种情况。反正到她上班的时候，一切大概都会明朗的。此时，生活还在正常进行，除了贯穿她身体的那种感觉。尽管她像往常一样努力分散自己的注意力，但还是情不自禁。感觉她的身体好像在一点一点地自我分裂。
The ride over didn't help either. Rose's car radio was busted (when she had just bought the car not a month ago), traffic was minimal, if existent at all and left minimal background noise, and the roads seemed to be more jagged than usual. Thirty minutes later, when she arrived at the parking lot in the back of the facility, it was evident that no one had arrived for work either. She might have been early, so she checked her watch. It read 8:45 AM. The car said 6:15.	上班路也无济于事。Rose的汽车收音机坏了（此时她买这辆车还不到一个月），车流量很小——如果有的话，留下了很小的背景噪音，道路似乎也比平时更加崎岖。三十分钟后，当她来到设施后面的停车场时，显然也没有人来上班。她可能早到了，于是她检查了手表。上面写着早上8:45。车上显示6:15。
But Site-19 was quiet too. Not a single researcher wandering the halls, hurrying to their post. Something was clearly amiss. Maybe a stray memetic effect from working with an SCP the week before? In that case, her boss would have to know. The corridors and hallways were fairly complex to navigate. It was part of the design, after all. In the case of a containment breach, minimizing a chance for a skip to break out was the main goal. Given the amount Rose walked these hallways by now though, locating her office (and her boss's area a couple hundred meters away) wasn't tough. Still, on her way there, the site was calm and serene, with only the buzzing of the lights above giving any indication that time hadn't completely stood still. If there was one thing that worried Rose, it was calm and serenity in the site. As she walked to the office, she glanced up at various wall clocks she passed by. One read 9:00. Another. 12:50.	但是Site-19也很安静。没有一名研究员在大厅里走来走去、匆忙赶去他们的岗位。显然有点不对劲。也许是前一周处理SCP产生的模因效应？如果是那样，她的上司肯定知道。走廊走起来相当复杂。毕竟，这是设计的一部分。在发生收容失效的情况下，最大限度地减少发生skip逃脱的机会是主要目标。不过，考虑到Rose走过这些走廊的次数，要找到她的办公室（以及几百米外她上司的办公区）并不难。尽管如此，在她去那里的路上，现场还是平静祥和，只有上方的廊灯嗡嗡作响，表明时间并没有完全静止。如果说有什么让Rose担心的话，那就是现场的平静与祥和。当她走到办公室时，她瞥了一眼她走过的各种挂钟。一个显示9:00。另一个。12:50。
She sat outside the office door, waiting for the secretary to come by and let her in. But after approximately two hours of waiting, no one came. The only thing left to do was formally go in and introduce herself and stated what happened, then. To her lack of surprise, the desk was empty and the chair uninhabited. It would have seemed like nothing was touched for years now. But what if her boss was there, and she couldn't perceive him due to an effect?	她坐在办公室门外，等秘书过来让她进来。但经过大约两个小时的等待，没有人过来。剩下要做的唯一事情就是正式进门，自我介绍，然后陈述发生了什么。令她吃惊的是，桌子是空着的，椅子也没人坐。似乎很多年来没有过任何动静。但如果她的上司在场，而她由于某种效应而无法感知他呢？
"Hello sir. Er, I came here to report something I fear may have happened while working with my usual skip last week." Silence. Rose waited a few beats, nervously looking around before making eye contact with where she presumed her boss to be.	“您好，先生。呃，我来这里是为了报告，我担心上周在我日常处理skip的工作时可能发生了什么。”静默。Rose等了几下，紧张地环顾四周，然后和她假定是她上司的地方进行眼神交流。
"I felt some kind of weird sensation in my spine when I woke up, and my body feels strange. I'm probably feeling a lack of, uh… attachment to my body. Like I'm breaking apart. I think." No reply, except for the throat clearing that came from her.	“醒来时，我的脊椎有种奇怪的感觉，我的身体感觉很奇怪。我可能感觉缺乏，呃……对我的身体的依附感。就像我正在分崩离析。我认为。”没有回音，除了她清嗓子的声音。
"And I appear to be unable to perceive any human individual except for a car or two I passed by this morning on my way to work. All the clocks I've been looking at list contradictory times, and, well, I don't think I heard any activity from anyone in the site. No researchers, no skips, nothing." At this point, she could feel her heart pounding. Nervousness, she chalked it up to.	“而且，我似乎无法感知任何人类个体，除了今早上班路上经过的一两辆汽车。一直以来我看到的所有时钟都列出了相互矛盾的时间，而且，嗯，我想我没有从站点上的任何人那里听到任何活动。没有研究员，没有skip，什么都没有。”此时，她能感觉到自己的心跳。她把这归咎于紧张。
"So, at this point, I'll head over to the nursing facility and be treated. Hopefully. If I'm not already being dragged over there. Thank you." And with a final look around the office, she headed out over to the nursing facility.	“所以，在此刻，我将前往护理机构接受治疗。希望如此。如果我还没有被拖到那儿。谢谢。”她最后环顾了一下办公室，朝护理机构走去。
Except that she stepped out into a completely different corridor now. It was white, like the rest of the facility, but it was nothing like anything in the building she saw before. The ceiling was painted an odd color, one she couldn't give a name to. Fear built up in her stomach, as she rushed to the north, which she presumed to be the correct direction. This just lead to more corridors, cells misplaced, pictures disjointed and blurry or even outright gone, and windows showing nothing but wall on the other side.	只是她现在走到了一个完全不同的走廊。它是白色的，和设施的其他走廊一样，但和她以前看到的大楼里的任何东西都不一样。天花板被漆成了一种奇怪的颜色，一种她不知道名字的颜色。恐惧在她的胃里堆积起来，当她冲向北方——她认为正确的方向时。这只带来了更多的走廊，房间错位，图片脱节、模糊甚至完全消失，窗户的另一边只显示出墙壁。
Maybe it's the late stages of the effect. Please let it be an effect.	也许这只是效应的晚期。拜托了，让它只是种效应吧。
Rose continued running through the halls, frantically looking for a way out. She even tried backtracking, although that soon resulted in more paths and mazes. If she were to ever recover from this, this would help the Foundation understand what the skip she was assigned to was truly capable of. At the very least, it'd halt testing with that abomination. This would be a good reason to stop working with it, right? Maybe then, she'd be better-rested.	Rose继续穿过大厅，疯狂地寻找出路。她甚至尝试了回溯，尽管很快就产生了更多的路径和迷宫。如果她能从中恢复过来，这将有助于基金会了解她被指派的skip的真正能力。至少，它会停止用这种可憎的东西进行测试。这会是结束处理它的好理由，对吧？也许那时，她会休息得更好。
Minutes had passed since she started wandering, with the site breaking down before her very eyes. Hours had gone by, and whenever she'd turn down a corridor and backtrack to observe something after the fact, it'd be replaced by a whole new one. If she stood in place and concentrated on a picture long enough, it'd eventually break down or disappear entirely. After days of navigating the labyrinth of what was formerly Site-19, the sensation got to Rose's feet. Not simply because she had kept walking with little to no pause. It just spread. She could feel her whole body shake, wanting to give up on itself.	自从她开始四处徘徊以来，几分钟过去了，站点在她的眼前破碎崩溃。几个小时过去了，每当拐进一条走廊，回头去看这之后发生的事情时，走廊就会变成一条全新的。如果她站在原地，把注意力集中在一张照片上足够久·，它最终会崩溃或完全消失。经过几天在原本是Site-19的迷宫中的摸索，这种感觉来到了Rose的双脚。不仅仅是因为她一直走着几乎没有停顿。它开始扩散开来。她能感觉到全身颤抖，她想放弃自己。
Eventually, a door appeared. It was at the end of a hall. Surely this was the exit. No way in Hell would she turn back now, unless she was willing to wander for weeks looking for a way out. It didn't matter that the door was completely out-of-place for what Site-19 had, or that its geometric shape was impossible to enter and exit. It had to lead to somewhere, and somewhere was better than here. She went through the door, onto the other side.	最终，一扇门出现了。在大厅的尽头。当然，这是出口。她现在决不会回头，除非她愿意徘徊数周寻找出路。它与Site-19所拥有的门格格不入，或者其几何形状无法进出，都没关系。它一定通向某处，而某处比此处更好。她穿过门，走到另一边。
It was the parking lot. Everything was almost the same, save for the sky. It was pitch-black, with the odd and sudden flourish of color appearing in one spot. Rose stared for a while, taking the sight in. She had never seen anything on this level before, and she couldn't begin to fathom what was happening. Something was happening to the world. To the Foundation. To her. All of her life, her choices, regrets, actions, built up to working for the Foundation… and it's threatening to disappear into nothing.	是停车场。一切都差不多，除了天空。它一片漆黑，某一处突然出现了奇怪的色彩。Rose把视线投进去，凝视了一会儿。她以前从来没有见过这种程度的东西，也无法开始理解正在发生的事情。一些事情发生在了世界上。在基金会中。在她身上。她的一生，她所有的选择、遗憾、行动，都是为基金会工作而建立起来的……而它有可能消失得无影无踪。
When she spun around, the door was gone, as was the facility. Just concrete and pavement. The blackness was falling down from the sky, and steadily creeping towards her. Whatever this was, whatever was happening, there was nothing else left to do. The sensation in her body continued to build up, to feel stranger and stranger, more painful by the second, but it didn't matter. If her surroundings were any indication, she'd be gone too. Whatever was happening, it was final.	当她转过身来时，门不见了，设施也不见了。只有混凝土和路面。黑暗从天空中飘落下来，不断地向她爬去。不管这是什么，不管发生了什么，都没有别的事可做了。她身体里的感觉继续增强，感到越来越陌生，一秒比一秒更痛苦，但这并不重要。如果周围有什么迹象的话，她也会消失的。无论发生了什么，这都是最后一次了。
So Rose sat on the ground, and stared out into the unending black, smiling and accepting her fate.	于是Rose坐在地上，凝视着无尽的黑暗，微笑着接受她的命运。

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实验日志447-A（更新）

原页面：Experiment Log 447 A
翻译页面：实验日志447-A

鼓励SCP-447的研究人员以以下格式追加实验日志：

日期：
测试对象：
流程：
结果：
笔记：

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Date: ██/██/████
Test Subject: One ██████ brand urn

Procedure: Urn was polished on the inside and outside with a mix of ████████ brand polish and SCP-447-2 at a 3:1 ratio

Results: experiment was interrupted just as ashes from a dead body were about to be put in

Notes: “ASHES FROM DEAD BODIES ARE DEAD BODIES TOO. I DON'T CARE HOW CURIOUS YOU ARE, BUT NO ASHES FROM DEAD BODIES!” - Dr. A. Clef

日期：██/██/████
测试对象：一个██████牌骨灰盒

流程：骨灰盒被用3:1比例的████████牌抛光剂和SCP-447-2的混合物从内部和外部进行了抛光。

结果：实验在骨灰正要在放入其中时被打断。

笔记：“死 尸 焚 后 的 骨 灰 也 是 死 尸 。 我 不 管 你 有 多 好 奇 ， 但 骨 灰 就 是 不 行 ！⁴⁰”——A. Clef博士

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Date: ██/██/████
Test Subject: SCP-999

Procedure: SCP-999 was submerged in SCP-447-2 for 2 minutes.

Results: SCP-999 exhibited a green tint for 5 hours, and, in addition to curing depression, gave the subject green eyes.

Notes: "Hm, SCP-999 looked pretty cool. And we may be able to do this again. We could even reconsider marketing it as an anti-depressant!" - Dr. Fall

"No." - Dr. A. Clef

日期：██/██/████
测试对象：SCP-999

流程：SCP-999被浸没在SCP-447-2中2分钟。

结果：SCP-999在5小时内呈现绿色，并且除了治愈抑郁症外，还使对象的眼睛变为绿色。

笔记：“嗯，SCP-999看起来很酷。我们也许可以再做一次。我们甚至可以重新考虑将其作为抗抑郁剂进行销售！” ——Fall博士

“不。” ——A. Clef博士

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Date: ██/██/████
Test Subject: One katana

Procedure: The katana was submerged in SCP-447-2 for 5 minutes.

Results: The katana emerged with a distinct green tinge to the blade. Dr. Clef confiscated the katana before any tests could be conducted on its performance.

Notes: "Are you maniacs trying to give me a nervous breakdown?! The whole point of a sword is to kill people!!" - Dr. A Clef

"No." - Dr. A. Clef

日期：██/██/████
测试对象：一把武士刀

流程：武士刀被浸没在SCP-447-2中5分钟。

结果：武士刀的刀片上带有明显的绿色调。Clef博士在对其性能进行任何测试之前没收了武士刀。

笔记：“你是在疯狂地试图让我神经崩溃吗？！剑的全部目的就是杀人！” ——A. Clef博士

“不。” ——A. Clef博士

Footnotes

1. 译注：引语原句为was，此处应为作者笔误。

2. 译注：主站版主之一，常化身为基金会AIC出现在故事中。

3. 译注：威廉·吉布森所著科幻小说，1984年出版，是早期赛博朋克小说中最有名的一本。

4. 译注：即老式显像管电视无信号时的满屏噪点，俗称“雪花屏”。

5. 译注：原文中此处日期由代码生成，为加载页面当日的一年前。

6. 译注：同上，这里也使用代码来生成日期，为加载页面时的三年后的9月30日。

7. 译注：根据原帖评论区，这句话补充于文章发布后。

8. 译注：这句话摘自reddit子板r/SCPDeclassified（解密SCP本家）举办的“5K解密竞赛”规则。

9. 译注：Tanhony的作者页名为“餐饮业者Tim ‘Tanhony’ Hyne的人事档案”。

10. 译注：在SCP-2998迭代6的“特定异教徒以及他们的罪行列表”中，Timothy Hyne排在第7行。

11. 译注：中心页原文为TSATPWTCOTTTADC（主站版主之一），此处可能在恶搞其长且无规律的用户名。

12. 译注：典出SCP-5006：“SCP-5006于美国中部标准时间13:05被基金会的 .aic TSATPWTCOTTTADC发现。”

13. 译注：这里并非SCP-3199在SCP列表中的正式别号（“否决，人类”）。

14. 译注：Skynet，电影《终结者》系列中的反人类AI，判定人类是威胁它们的物种于是试图毁灭人类。

15. 译注：无限猴子定理的表述如下：让一只猴子在打字机上随机地按键，当按键时间达到无穷时，几乎必然能够打出任何给定的文字，比如莎士比亚的全套著作。——维基百科

16. 译注：Minority Report，菲利普·狄克的短篇科幻小说，主要描述一个能够预测犯罪并在罪犯犯罪以前逮捕他们的未来世界，2002年被改编为同名电影。——维基百科

17. 译注：原文为factoid，指很可能不真实但使人信以为真的仿真陈述，或有关不太重要事情的有趣消息。

18. 译注：指这篇故事。

19. 译注：原文为YOU HAD ONE JOB!，欧美社交圈梗。

20. The predecessor of the modern FBI.

21. 现代FBI的前身。

22. Chapell was able to evade custody.

23. Chapell得以逃脱拘押。

24. 译注：Julian Assange，维基解密创始人。

25. 译注：原文为"L O N G E E L"。

26. 译注：麦克·塞纳特 (Mack Sennett)，美国电影演员、导演、制片人，被誉为喜剧之王。发掘并培养了喜剧演员卓别林。

27. 译注：The Yogscast，知名游戏视频YouTuber暨游戏制作公司。

28. 译注：源自"Slide into the DMs"，欧美社交平台俚语，意为“滑动查看私信（并约炮）”。在这里同时也是两位合著者名字的谐音和缩写。

29. 译注：格兰德河 (Rio Grande)，北美河流。

30. 译注：原文为法语。

31. 译注：逆向首字母缩略词 (Backronym)，指根据已有单词的各个字母反向凑出被缩略的词组。

32. 译注：即后文的“社区外展服务 (Community Outreach)”，主站管理团队之一。

33. Drafts that were not completed before the contest began may be admitted on a case-by-case basis. The general principle is less than 50% done; if you're not sure, feel free to ask.

34. 竞赛开始前未完成的草稿可能会被接受，视情况逐案确定。一般原则是完成率小于50％；如果你不确定，请随时提问。

35. 译注：原文为existentially horrifying，指因对自身存在、思想、经历等的真实性的怀疑而产生的恐怖感。

36. As voiced by William Roberts and animated by Abe Levitow in the 1955 Merrie Melodies short One Froggy Evening

37. 由William Roberts配音、Abe Levitow制作动画，来自1955年梅里小旋律Merrie Melodies系列的短片《青蛙之夜》One Froggy Evening

38. At this point the Ethics Committee Liason ordered a halt to human testing. All test subjects were retired to the infirmary for observation and treatment of withdrawal symptoms.

39. 在这时伦理委员会联络人要求停止人类测试。所有受试对象均退至医务室观察和治疗戒断症状。

40. 译注：原文为全句大写。