项目编号: SCP-5064
项目等级: Euclid
特殊收容措施:所有SCP-5064个体被收容在Site-77的异常爆破物收容间中。每月对SCP-5064个体进行潜在威胁检测。同时,检测期间工作人员需对其进行采访并要求其与自己跳一小段舞。
由于SCP-5064个体无法移动,因此舞蹈过程中应使用特制松紧带将其固定在研究人员身上。同时,舞蹈须在与收容单元相邻的有缓冲功能的房间中进行。为减少舞蹈过程中意外绊倒/摔倒的可能性,与SCP-5064跳的舞蹈应在批准的舞蹈清单中进行选择。参与SCP-5064项目的工作人员均需拥有一定的舞蹈能力以确保进行收容时维持必要的平衡。
日常收容期间,一台链接有音乐播放器的扬声器需安置在SCP-5064附近。每天早上由一位了解SCP-5064的高级研究员选择一个播放列表进行播放。为防止SCP-5064的结构进一步恶化,所播放的音乐风格应当每天进行更换。
描述: SCP-5064为由原位于俄亥俄州辛辛那提市,现已倒闭的科林斯拆除公司生产的24根炸药的总称(个体依次编号为SCP-5064-1至SCP-5064-24)。目前SCP-5064个体均表现出拥有感知,发声,以及类似人类的感官功能的能力。由于SCP-5064个体无法自行进行移动,收容措施所要求的所有移动过程需要人员予以协助。
SCP-5064个体十分擅长社交且性格外向。相关个体经常在未经许可的情况下与基金会工作人员进行对话。已知的所有SCP-5064个体都喜爱音乐,并且自述对舞蹈十分的“痴迷”。在聊到音乐与舞蹈的类型时,不同的SCP-5064个体的喜好均不相同。但当收到舞蹈邀请时,无论舞蹈与音乐类型是否为其喜好,SCP-5064都会欣然接受。
如果90天内不与SCP-5064个体跳舞,其将随着时间的推移逐渐老化,而持续接触舞蹈相关音乐能够明显减缓其老化的速度。收容SCP-5064时回收的文件显示,如果SCP-5064在六个月内持续老化便会发生剧烈爆炸。
发现记录:
SCP-5064最初被发现于一座原属于Collins Demolitions有限公司的废弃工厂中。一份有关工厂中传出奇怪声音的报告引起了基金会的注意,在随后的调查中基金会回收了目前已收容的24个个体。在基金会试图进一步搜寻其他SCP-5064前,该工厂被一原因未知的爆炸所摧毁。基金会将持续对Collins Demolitions公司所属建筑进行监视以调查报告中提到的奇怪歌声。
附录:
以下是对三个SCP-5064个体进行的采访,当时所进行的舞蹈及细节已一并附上。
每月例行采访 - SCP-5064-8
采访者: Researcher Lindsey Brewster
采访对象: SCP-5064-8
记录开始
Brewster:过得还好吗,SCP-5046-8?
SCP-5064-8:凑合吧,不过我更想跳舞。
Brewster:上次咱们聊过之后你的情况就没再恶化,是吗?
SCP-5064-8:是的,小女孩儿,我这跟老烟火棍儿知道怎么保养好自己。听听娱乐唱片,跳跳灵魂列车舞,和你这样的漂亮小姐聊聊天。我可是活得很舒适啊。没啥可让我感到压力大的。
Brewster:压力大?
SCP-5064-8:是的宝贝儿,压力大。那是我们的…你们怎么叫它来着?掉价。是了,你可以看到这所有的伤害,都是压力大的时候搞出来的。你知道我们干呆在那家工厂里头,没有音乐,没有舞伴…噢那真的是烂透了。也不是那种很酷的烂…就是那种无聊到绝望的烂。
Brewster:你更愿意处在我们的收容之下?
SCP-5064-8: Hell yeah! I get a dancing partner once per month! Plus they play some chill tunes in our crib. Any place that plays Kool and the Gang is alright by me, you dig it?当然咯!这儿可是有每月一次的免费舞伴!而且他们还会
Brewster: I understand that, it's definitely better than the circumstances you were in previously.
SCP-5064-8: You and your crew talk all funky… And I'm not talking funky like a Funkadelic bass line, I mean like… I don't get how all act so stiff. All that goon speak, I mean it get this gig probably pays real well and all but… don't you ever just want to cut loose? Have some fun?
Brewster: I have fun. I dance with you, don't I?
SCP-5064-8: Here I was thinking you'd never ask. You dance much better than that jive turkey, Dr. Mander-Bassen.
Brewster: Dr. Mander-Bassen is the one who selects all the music you get to listen to. He's a big fan of Kool and the Gang too.
SCP-5064-8: See what I mean? Y'all take this job so seriously. I didn't even know that the doctor knew how to chill. The Man really has got y'all down. Now come on funky Brewster, let's boogie on down to the dance floor.
End Log
Researcher Brewster performed the traditional dance associated with "The Hustle" by Van McCoy with SCP-5064-8 before returning the object to containment.
Routine Monthly Interview - SCP-5064-4
Interviewer: Researcher Lindsey Brewster
Subject: SCP-5064-4
Begin Log
Brewster: Hello SCP-5064-4
SCP-5064-4: Ohayo Brewster-san.
Brewster: I think your Japanese needs some brushing up, it's 2:14 P.M. Ohayo means good morning.
SCP-5064-4: It's probably morning in Akihabara. I think, I've never been there.
Brewster: Are you feeling all put together? None of the symptoms of degrading that we talked about?
SCP-5064-4: I feel excellent. The playlist from yesterday had a lot of my suggestions in it. World is Mine, Plastic Love, Marisa Stole the Precious Thing, Gee. Nothing but the classics.
Brewster: I'm glad the music is helping you stay healthy.
SCP-5064-4: Oh, if you could talk to your senpai… I have a few more suggestions.
Brewster: Dr. Mander-Bassen doesn't like it when you refer to him as… what are your suggestions?
SCP-5064-4: Snow Halation from Love Live! and Kyun! Vampire Girl from The Idolmaster 2. I've been trying to put a idol group together with the other guys, but most of them aren't interested.
Brewster: What did they say?
SCP-5064-4: Number 17 called me a weeaboo and then most of them laughed.
Brewster: I can tell them not to treat you that way, you shouldn't have to feel any unnecessary stress.
SCP-5064-4: It's okay, Number 19 said he'd join my group. He's not as big into otaku culture but he loves pop music and we bond over that. He's my nakama.
Brewster: SCP-5064-19 is very nice, I'm glad you two get along. Would you like to begin our dance?
SCP-5064-4: Onegaishimasu. Yes, please.
记录结束
Researcher Brewster performs a popular dance associated with the song "Caramelldansen" by Caramell with SCP-5064-4 and then returns the object to containment.
每月例行采访 - SCP-5064-12
采访者: 研究员Lindsey Brewster
采访对象: SCP-5064-12
记录开始
Brewster: SCP-5064-12,我从其他人那里听说你有点不高兴。愿意说说吗?
SCP-5064-12: 啊,当然可以,只要你不介意……我其实并不想让自己的情绪影响到别人,但是我确实很难受,很想发泄一下。
Brewster: 没事,说吧。我也不想你觉得很难受。
SCP-5064-12: Pardon my language, but the dances we're permitted to do are fucking weak. Not even like poser shit weak, I could forgive some crabwalking but I've been doing mostly tangos and square dances. You guys have no problem blasting some heavy fucking shit for me once in a while but I never get a chance to do the kind of dancing I dream of. I mean, I'm not going to say no… it's still dancing and I love to dance, I just wish we could get some of that brutality I love mixed in there.
Brewster: We're always willing to adjust the dances we perform to your preference, so long as it falls within the perimeters of safety requirements.
SCP-5064-12: I've suggested it before and I heard nothing back.
Brewster: 那你有什么建议吗?
SCP-5064-12: A mosh pit. Get all the staff you've got in here, start a circle of death and start slamming into each other. Live it up! All these metal songs I've been listening to all these years in that cell… fucking excellent breakdowns, but nobody wants to actually rock the fuck out to them. I know some of you guys like the music. Hell I heard you singing along to a Jinjer song when you took me out for my inspection.
Brewster: You're right, I am sympathetic. I actually just saw Jinjer last month. Still, I don't know if people would be comfortable with you in a mosh pit.
SCP-5064-12: I disagree, you've been to a metal show… you know how it is. The mosh pit is one of the most accepting places in the world. Men and women, every color and size and shape, it doesn't matter… as long you you want to fucking mosh. I don't think there would be any discrimination. Metal is about loving your fellow metal head… in the most brutal way possible of course. We're a dying breed after all.
Brewster: Oh, I didn't mean because of any sort of discrimination. I just think that people normally freak out when there's a live explosive in the middle of large crowd.
SCP-5064-12: Ah shit, see I didn't even think of that. Yeah that kinda fucking sucks. Oh well, I guess we can just do another tango or something for now… but you should blast some Protest the Hero for us to dance to.
记录结束
Researcher Brewster performed a traditional two step tango dance to the song "Turn Soonest to the Sea" by Protest the Hero with SCP-5064-12 before returning the object to containment.
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