A single SCP-CN-119-J individual photographed in the lounge on the first floor of the outer courtyard of Site-CN-96.
Item Number: SCP-CN-119-J
Item Class: Keter
Apollyon1
Keter
This can't possibly be Keter, we simply can't [expletive edited] contain them all!-- Dr. Jogen Waller, attacked █ times by SCP-CN-119-J
Rejected. I think you've been hit on the head by too many fire extinguishers. Keep writing nonsense in the document and I'll deduct a month's salary.-- Site Director Yu Haoren
A "Beware of SCP-CN-119-J!" warning sticker.
Special Containment Procedures: (As of 2025/1/6)
- Given that approximately 80% of Foundation sites have now reported anomalous incidents related to this item, corresponding containment measures have been established for SCP-CN-119-J. The item should be contained within no-risk Level 1 Level 2 Level 3 containment chambers at Facility 96A, and the number of chambers may be increased according to the growing quantity of items. The "For Fuck's Sake No Smoking (EVENT-119)" thaumaturgical project has now been developed to contain this item.
- Given the extreme difficulty of maintaining veil coverage for this item, its wide distribution, and the still undetermined total number: the Foundation has coordinated with local veil-compliant government authorities to strengthen public anti-smoking campaigns, fire safety education, and increase fines for smoking in smoke-free areas. Smoking rooms have also been established in some smoke-free areas to mitigate the item's impact on civilians.
- Smoking is strictly prohibited in any area of Site-CN-96 outside designated smoking rooms, including conventional cigarettes, as well as e-cigarettes, cigars , dry tobacco, tea cigarettes, herbal cigarettes, fireworks, I don't care what kind of smoke it is, any smoke is not allowed. and other tobacco products. Additionally, each floor within Site-CN-96 facilities should have at least one to two smoking rooms2.
- Except for certain necessary areas, most fire extinguishers have been removed from Site-CN-96 facilities, replaced by fire hose reels and central sprinkler systems.
- When encountering an attack by SCP-CN-119-J, one should avoid looking back to prevent impact to the face.
Description: SCP-CN-119-J is a type of anomalous object suspected of possessing self-awareness, appearing within various smoke-free areas3. Its appearance is identical to a standard portable fire extinguisher. The item was first discovered in a shopping mall in [Redacted], Daqing City, Heilongjiang Province. When its anomalous properties are not triggered, the item is indistinguishable from a normal portable fire extinguisher, except that it cannot be destroyed by conventional means.
If any individual within the building where the item is located, or within approximately 100 kilometers of it in a smoke-free area, commits an act endangering fire safety (e.g., smoking or setting off fireworks), SCP-CN-119-J will move at ultra-high speed4 to the back of the smoker or the individual setting off fireworks.
It is noteworthy that although the item lacks vocal organs, it can produce brief Chinese statements through anomalous vibrations, with a timbre similar to a man or woman in their thirties or forties. The content of its vocalizations is mostly slogans such as "No Smoking," "Smoking Prohibited in Public Places," "Smoking is Harmful to Health," though other content is not excluded.
Approximately 5 seconds after the item vocalizes, if the individual has not extinguished their cigarette, the item will spray a large amount of white foam5 or white dry powder6 at high pressure, covering the target's entire body, and continue spraying until the tobacco product held by the target is extinguished. Alternatively, it may physically impact the individual to stop the behavior.
Currently recovered instances of SCP-CN-119-J.
Appendix 1: Discovery and Recovery Record
Document CN-4K-1: First Documented Record of SCP-CN-119-J
April 1, 2024, the Site-CN-96 Information Supervision Department noticed a 30-second video circulating on social media platforms such as TikTok and QQ, depicting "flying fire extinguishers." The footage showed three objects resembling fire extinguishers moving rapidly near the gate of a middle school in Sartu District, Daqing City, Heilongjiang Province. The following is a transcript of the video.
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[Record Start]**
(The video shows several hundred parents gathered near the school gate, the time is estimated to be around 11:10-11:20, multiple vehicles are parked on the roadside.)
Video Recorder: (Panning left to right) Here to pick up the kid! So many people!
(Three parents on the right side of the frame successively light cigarettes.)
(A sound of a crowd gasping and wind can be heard behind the recorder. The recorder turns and captures a high-speed moving red object resembling a fire extinguisher passing by.)
Video Recorder: (Camera follows the moving red object) Holy shit! What the hell is that?
(The red object flies towards the three smoking parents. The three step back, but the cigarettes in their mouths remain lit. After 3 seconds, the three red objects simultaneously spray foam at the three smokers, who are then knocked to the ground by the immense impact force. Screams erupt from the crowd, followed by a commotion.)
Video Recorder: (Camera shakes violently) Oh my god… a fire extinguisher is attacking people on its own!
[Record End]
Afterward, Site-CN-96 administered amnestics to all witnesses on site, deleted all videos circulating online, and publicly claimed it was an April Fools' Day prank. The three injured individuals suffered skin and soft tissue contusions on their faces and right hands, along with red, swollen eyes, and were taken to the hospital for treatment. After regaining consciousness, they were told to claim they had quarreled and fought while picking up their children.
Due to the difficulty in identifying the fire extinguishers in the video, the Foundation was unable to perform targeted recovery. Instead, all fire extinguishers near the location where the video was filmed were recovered and replaced with new ones.
Document CN-4K-2: Site-CN-96's First Recorded Document Regarding SCP-CN-119-J
April 1, 2024, at 11:45 AM, at which time the Foundation was still unaware of the earlier "flying fire extinguisher" incident. Site-CN-96 Deputy Directors Zhuo Taiou and Mao Zheng'an were smoking at the entrance of the facility's outer courtyard, accompanied by Director Yu Haoren7. The three were attacked by two SCP-CN-119-J instances. The following is a transcript of the surveillance footage.
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[Record Start]**
(The recording begins at 2:30 PM on the same day, at the main entrance of the Site-CN-96A outer courtyard.)
(Zhuo Taiou, Yu Haoren, and others walk out of the office building in the outer courtyard. Zhuo Taiou takes out a cigarette and puts it in his mouth.)
Yu Haoren: Didn't they say no smoking outside the designated smoking areas?
Zhuo Taiou: Ah, I'm really craving it, don't be a nag.
(Zhuo Taiou takes out a lighter and lights the cigarette. Mao Zheng'an also takes out a cigarette, and Zhuo Taiou helps light it.)
Yu Haoren: Like I actually want to be a nag.
Mao Zheng'an: Then that's settled, don't deduct our salaries.
Yu Haoren: The site doesn't care about your small salaries.
(As Mao Zheng'an finishes speaking, a voice is heard behind the three. Subsequent analysis identified it as SCP-CN-119-J vocalizing.)
SCP-CN-119-J: Smoke-free area, no smoking.
Zhuo Taiou: What the hell?
Yu Haoren: For god's sake, put out the cigarette!
(Two SCP-CN-119-J instances simultaneously aim at Zhuo Taiou and Mao Zheng'an, spraying large amounts of white foam and dry powder respectively. The two are knocked to the ground by the immense impact.)
(The cigarettes in their hands are extinguished. The two SCP-CN-119-J instances cease spraying. Zhuo Taiou loses consciousness. Both are then taken to the Longdong People's Hospital, Site-CN-96B Facility, for treatment.)
[Record End]
After the incident, Zhuo Taiou suffered skin and soft tissue contusions on his face and right hand, red, swollen eyes, and severe allergic reactions; Mao Zheng'an suffered facial skin and soft tissue injuries. Due to their violation of site fire safety regulations, Medical Director Zhang Yunke refused to reimburse their medical expenses. An investigation into SCP-CN-119-J commenced, along with a comprehensive search and containment effort. A site-wide smoking ban was enacted.
Reconstruction of the flight path of SCP-CN-119-J following this incident.
January 2025 Update:
We previously misunderstood the working principle of SCP-CN-119-J. In fact, the item can move at high speed in a manner akin to "the Force." While flying, it only has a small probability of spraying a small amount of foam or dry powder, lasting only a few seconds. Our surveillance coincidentally captured the moment it sprayed foam.
Reconstruction of SCP-CN-119-J in flight, slowed to 0.3x speed.
Appendix 2: Partial Incident Log
Incident A: Site-CN-96A-002
On the evening of April 3, 2024, within the male staff dormitory B119 at Site-CN-96, Liu Sheng and Liu Xide were smoking in the dormitory8, triggering two SCP-CN-119-J instances to breach containment. The SCP-CN-119-J instances broke through the door and sprayed a large amount of foam at the two, causing damage to the wooden dormitory door.
This incident resulted in minor skin abrasions for Liu Sheng and Liu Xide, and severe damage to the wooden dormitory door. Repair costs were borne by the two individuals. Subsequently, both were issued warnings and fined for smoking in violation of regulations, and the SCP-CN-119-J instances were re-contained.
A scene reconstruction drawn by Dr. Yu Sanjin based on the participants' descriptions.
Incident B: Site-CN-96A-010
On April 6, 2024, on the morning of the opening day of the Department of Historical Reconstruction's9 Academic Exchange and Training Week, during a ten-minute intermission of a lecture, eight Level 2 researchers under Supervisor Sima Mingjian gathered to smoke in the third-floor men's restroom of the Department of Historical Reconstruction building10, causing eight SCP-CN-119-J instances to breach containment.
This incident resulted in one person sustaining a minor concussion, eleven people suffering skin and soft tissue contusions in various areas, two people falling unconscious, and a stampede occurred due to the fifteen people present in the restroom at the time. Following this, the third-floor men's restroom in the Department of Historical Reconstruction was closed for one week for repairs. Dr. Sima Mingjian was criticized and educated for failing to warn personnel and for inadequate supervision.
After this incident, "Beware of SCP-CN-119-J!" and "No Smoking" signs were posted in all restrooms.
The current third-floor men's restroom in the Department of Historical Reconstruction, with restroom door and walls protected by the thaumaturgical countermeasure system EVENT-119 (Updated 2025.1.25)
This restroom has been voted the best restroom in Site-96.
Annotation:
Why are you even voting for something like this? -- Site Director Yu Haoren
I dare you to renovate all restrooms like this.-- Senior Guard Liu Yingying
Incident C: Site-CN-44-001
On April 26, 2024, a small gas explosion occurred at Site-CN-44, located on the seabed of an oil drilling platform in the South China Sea. The following is a transcript of the surveillance footage.
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[Record Start]**
(Inside Site-CN-44-α Facility, on the second floor, there is a warehouse where natural gas was temporarily stored. On the morning of the incident, the ventilation system inside the warehouse malfunctioned, and the warehouse was temporarily decommissioned.)
(He Guang from the Fire Suppression Department and Dr. Black enter, each lighting a cigarette. Due to the ventilation system power outage, the smoke detector on the ceiling is not triggered.)
He Guang: How much was your year-end bonus?
Dr. Black: It was alright, about ███, what about you?
He Guang: About the same. I really feel we should be content compared to other sites.
(Footage from the end of the corridor captures two SCP-CN-119-J instances flying from a fire hose reel towards the warehouse.)
Dr. Black: How so?
He Guang: Before, when 96 had that department exchange meeting, I happened to be on leave, so they sent me. When I got there, I heard from their Fire Suppression Department that they only got some rice, oil, and flour, no bonus at all.
Dr. Black: Sounds like 96 needs a Fire Suppression Department for the Fire Suppression Department…
(An ember ignites the residual natural gas in the air, and due to the introduction of oxygen-rich air when the door opened, a massive explosion occurs. The two are instantly blasted to the innermost part of the warehouse and lose consciousness.)
(The explosion ignites debris in the corridor outside the warehouse, triggering the site's fire alarm, but the warehouse door fails to open according to emergency procedures due to a malfunction.)
(SCP-CN-119-J forcibly breaks open the warehouse door and begins spraying to extinguish the fire. After all visible flames are put out, the fire alarm deactivates. SCP-CN-119-J then starts striking He Guang and Dr. Black, who are covered in blood and slumped against the wall corner. The two do not wake up. After about ten seconds, the two SCP-CN-119-J instances return the way they came.)
(Site security personnel arrive at the scene, and the two are rushed to the site's medical bay.)
[Record End]
The incident resulted in multiple fractures for the two individuals, severe blood loss, and unconsciousness. They were treated in the medical bay for a month before returning to duty. Subsequently, Site-CN-44 began a comprehensive search for SCP-CN-119-J and commenced containment efforts.
Incident D: Area-CN-17-098
On November 4, 2024, a fire broke out at a tobacco warehouse in the suburbs of Harbin, Heilongjiang Province. 514 instances of SCP-CN-119-J contained within Area-CN-17 breached containment and flew to the warehouse, with 191 items being neutralized. After the incident, agents dispatched for cleanup discovered the tail rotor wreckage of a Z-9 military helicopter approximately one kilometer from the warehouse, along with an orange metal cuboid, later identified as the aircraft's black box. Analysis of the black box footage determined the helicopter originated from a Chaos Insurgency stronghold near Area-CN-17. The following is a transcript of the footage.
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[Record Start]**
(Recording contains the sound of rotor noise and radio static, along with multiple men conversing. Personnel can be inferred to be a Chaos Insurgency Commander, pilot, foreign consultant, and three soldiers. Foreign language has been translated.)
Commander: Brothers, we've successfully raided Mobile-Site-CN! We didn't get the expected items, but at least we caught the Ranger off guard.
(Sound of soldiers cheering.)
Commander: Of course, thanks to Dr. ██ for helping out.
Dr. ██: My pleasure.
(Approximately 20 minutes of irrelevant content omitted. As the aircraft approaches approximately 1 kilometer from the burning warehouse, recording captures Dr. ██ and the Commander lighting cigarettes for each other. Subsequently, the aircraft arrives above the burning warehouse; the fuel system and radar begin to alarm.)
Pilot: Boss! Fuel leak! Lots of red unidentified objects approaching!
Commander: (Coughing violently) What the hell is happening?
(Recording captures multiple SCP-CN-119-J instances outside the window, sounds of metal impact, glass breaking, video footage shaking violently. One SCP-CN-119-J instance flies into the helicopter through a window.)
Commander: This is really fucking bizarre.
(The fire extinguisher flies towards the Commander. The Commander draws his sidearm and fires at SCP-CN-119-J, bullets ricochet off, the item's canister begins to leak. Dr. ██ nearby is hit in the leg.)
SCP-CN-119-J: No— no— no smoking.
(The instance sprays a large amount of dry powder, the Commander is knocked down by the immense impact force. Another instance flies through the window towards Dr. ██.)
Dr. ██: (In English) Get out! Get out!
SCP-CN-119-J: (In English) No smoking! No smoking! No smoking!
Dr. ██: (In English) Fuck!
(The instance sprays a large amount of foam and knocks out Dr. ██.)
(Aircraft body shows significant deformation and damage. Post-incident black box data confirms that at this point, the aircraft's power system failed, entering an irreversible uncontrolled state. The aircraft pitched, descended at high speed, and ultimately impacted the ground, exploding.)
[Record End]
Based on the dialogue content and coordination with Mobile-Site-CN and Site-CN-96, it is speculated that the aircraft was within the range of SCP-CN-119-J when SCP-CN-3005-K was active, causing SCP-CN-119-J to attack the aircraft. SCP-CN-119-J was not the primary factor causing the crash. Investigation into the downed aircraft and crew has been transferred to Mobile-Site-CN.
Appendix 3: Meeting Log
Meeting Log: SCP-CN-119-J Incident Discussion Meeting
Attendees: (In no particular order)
Site Director Yu Haoren, Special Agent Supervisor Zhuo Taiou, External Relations Supervisor Mao Zheng'an, Deputy Logistics Supervisor Yu Tao, Fire Suppression Department Specialist Liu Qingyu, Documentation Department Specialist Ka Men, Information Department Supervisor Liu Sheng, Mobile Guard Liu Yingying, Thaumatology Department Supervisor Zhang Xingchen, Eschatology Department Supervisor Dr. Jogen Waller, Department of Historical Reconstruction Supervisor Sima Mingjian, Containment Team Retion (Absent)
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[Record Start]**
Yu Haoren: Everyone's here, right?
(No response, only sounds of heavy breathing)
Yu Haoren: Looks like everyone's pretty exhausted.
(Sound of paper being torn)
(Audio not recorded for about 5 seconds, during which Liu Sheng is counting attendees)
Zhuo Taiou: How could anyone not be exhausted? Dozens of fire extinguisher reports a day, (slams table) people see fire extinguishers flying all over the damn place every single day!
Liu Yingying: And containment breaches daily. I'm saving water on showers now, I get washed with foam eight times a day, and also—
Liu Sheng: (Looks at Yu Haoren, interrupting Liu Yingying) Two people missing: Jogen Waller and Retion.
(Soft knocking sound)
Yu Haoren: Come in.
(Dr. Jogen Waller enters)
Dr. Jogen Waller: Sorry I'm late. (Sits down) Oh, right, Retion can't make it, she went to the infirmary.
Yu Haoren: What? What happened?
Dr. Jogen Waller: What else could it be? She was smoking in the break room. But she pulled out another fire extinguisher from the nearby fire extinguisher cabinet and fought it out with the SCP-CN-119-J. Look, I took this picture passing by after their fight. (Takes out phone, shows Yu Haoren)
Retion photographed by Dr. Jogen Waller using a mobile device, with bleeding from the head.
Yu Haoren: (Sighs) Unbelievable. Forget about her for now, let's continue.
Yu Haoren: (Sound of paper being scraped) I understand everyone's been working hard lately. I called you all here today to discuss the severity of SCP-CN-119-J. It's clearly become a massive threat to our veil maintenance. Liu Sheng, what's the farthest domestic report related to SCP-CN-119-J so far?
Liu Sheng: (Paper shuffling) Domestically, it's the South China Sea, Site-CN-44.
(Picks up remote, clicks through PowerPoint, plays video Site-CN-44-001. One minute later, video ends.)
Liu Qingyu: (Sound of paper being scraped) So, did you notice the last few words?
Yu Haoren: Ahem, what?
Liu Qingyu: A Fire Suppression Department for the Fire Suppression Department. Our year-end bonus.
Yu Haoren: (Sound of paper being pulled) Oh, come on, you have to be understanding… the site used the money to research 1344-J…
Liu Yingying: You mean that wooden stick—
Yu Haoren: That's a thaumaturgical weapon! …Alright, alright… bonuses will be made up by this weekend.
Liu Qingyu: Bro, bro, love you.
(Sound of objects scraping on paper grows louder)
Yu Haoren: Enough! Stop drawing! Ka Men, hand over the drawing. (Reaches out towards Ka Men, Ka Men hands over the drawing)
Confiscated at the SCP-CN-119-J Incident Discussion Meeting
A drawing by Dr. Ka Men depicting the scene of Incident B (Site-CN-96A-010) based on participant descriptions.
Mao Zheng'an: What a promiscuous scene.
Yu Haoren: Which one of your eyes sees promiscuity here?! This is clearly a disaster!
Mao Zheng'an: Look at that, his…
Yu Haoren: Alright, alright, back to the topic. I've drafted a proposal for a new K-Class Scenario, it's in today's meeting documents. After you've all read it, we'll vote on whether to approve it.
Everyone: Okay.
Summary of voting records is as follows:
| Proposal for Establishing a New K-Class Scenario | ||
|---|---|---|
| Department | Department Representative | Vote |
| Biology & Medicine Department | Zhang Yunke | Abstain |
| Fire Suppression Department | Liu Qingyu | Approve |
| Security Section | Liu Yingying | Approve |
| Field Agent Management Office | Zhuo Taiou | Approve |
| External Relations Department | Mao Zheng'an | Approve |
| Director's Office | Yu Haoren | Approve |
| Thaumatology Department | Zhang Xingchen | Approve |
| Eschatology Department | Jogen Waller | Approve |
| Department of Historical Reconstruction | Sima Mingjian | Approve |
| Voting Result | Approved | |
Application Record:
Application for Establishing a New End-of-the-World Scenario
Site-CN-96 Site Director Yu Haoren
//Ever since SCP-CN-119-J was first discovered, we have been plagued by them, countless smokers getting drenched at the moment they try to relax.
I hereby, on behalf of Site-CN-96, together with my colleagues involved in the SCP-CN-119-J project work and those attacked by it, propose the establishment of a FUCK-Class Scenario (Fire extinguisher Uncontainable Crush) for the sake of veil stability and to provide valuable reference for all of humanity.//
Approved.
-- O5-F, F stands for Fire extinguisher
Appendix 4: Subsequent Incident Logs and Containment Solutions
Incident F: Site-CN-96-1102
During the New Year's holiday on January 1, 2025, Zhang Xingchen, head of the Site-CN-96 Thaumatology Department, was setting off handheld cold light fireworks (commonly known as "sparklers").
The first sparkler ignited with a flameless lighter. Sparks are small, mainly composed of metal powder.
The second sparkler, this type produces a forward-facing flame and denser sparks.
Approximately 3 seconds after the second sparkler was lit, an SCP-CN-119-J instance breached containment. When Zhang Xingchen heard the SCP-CN-119-J arrive behind him, he took a water bottle from his pocket attempting to extinguish the sparkler, but before he could unscrew the cap, the SCP-CN-119-J began spraying foam at high speed. Because Zhang Xingchen did not turn around at the time and was wearing a thick down jacket, he was not injured, though his clothes were soaked.
This incident demonstrated that SCP-CN-119-J also appears to react to the ignition of fireworks.
The following day, Dr. Zhang Xingchen submitted the following proposal.
Application for Research into Thaumaturgical Countermeasure Systems Against SCP-CN-119-J and Similar Anomalies
Applicant: Site-CN-96 Thaumatology Department
Application Date: January 2, 2025
Applicant: Zhang Xingchen, Director of Thaumatology Department
Project Description: The project plans to establish a small-scale thaumaturgical defense system designated EVENT-119, intended for use within site buildings to defend against anomalies like SCP-CN-119-J that possess high-speed movement capabilities. The entry point focuses on locking onto its anomalous remote detection capability and levitation movement. Simple thaumaturgy can be used to shield against these abilities, also preventing its anomalous movement, though movement achieved solely through foam propulsion cannot be prevented. Protective sigils could also be applied to helmets and other protective gear to safeguard personnel.
Review Result: Approved.
On January 28, 2025, Site-CN-96 held a Chinese New Year celebration. All staff on duty (except security) gathered in the courtyard of the peripheral facility to set off fireworks. Surveillance footage playback showed loud knocking sounds emanating from the room used to temporarily house SCP-CN-119-J. The thaumaturgical binding system EVENT-119 immediately activated, sealing off the entire corridor. SCP-CN-119-J gathered at the windows of the connecting corridor of Area A and sprayed towards the outside. However, the thaumaturgical binding sigils completely blocked the sprayed foam. SCP-CN-119-J were thrown back against the rear wall by the recoil, then continued spraying for about a minute until their contents were depleted.
Surveillance footage capturing SCP-CN-119-J inside the room. The video has been post-processed due to low light conditions.
This incident demonstrated the effectiveness of EVENT-119 in containing SCP-CN-119-J. Since then, SCP-CN-119-J has rarely breached containment.
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Appendix 5:
[Record Start]
Anchor: Good evening, everyone. This is Veil News. Today, the Global Occult Coalition (GOC), in conjunction with the International Space Agency, issued a major warning: an asteroid (designated 2025-KL5) with a diameter of approximately 10,000 meters, monitored by the SCP Foundation's "Ladder Program" space station, is approaching Earth on an anomalous trajectory. Preliminary calculations indicate a risk of impact with Earth in ten years.
(Screen switches to a simulated orbital trajectory map released by the GOC)
According to analysis by the GOC's Planetary Defense Division, if the asteroid maintains its current orbit, it is projected to enter Earth's atmosphere in 2034. The impact energy could cause regional large-scale destruction, potentially triggering a global catastrophe.
The Global Occult Coalition has initiated "Joint Planetary Defense Action," coordinating with organizations outside the veil to deploy deep space probes and orbital deflection technologies. Plans include attempting to alter the asteroid's trajectory through kinetic impact or gravity tractor methods.
[Record End]
Joint Planetary Defense Action Command Room, uniformly lit by fluorescent lights in a rectangular meeting room. An electronic screen hangs in the center of the wall, displaying the asteroid's orbital simulation diagram, with basic parameters scrolling below.
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[Record Start]**Engineer: At this speed, the asteroid will enter the range of our interceptors in three years, right?
Researcher: Roughly, but we have to wait for next year's probe to get a close-up look at its structure. If it makes a sudden turn, all our current trajectory calculations will be useless.
Technician: What I'm worried about is the equipment… that new propulsion system will take at least two years for mass production, and our own impact warhead is still in the lab phase.
Director: That's why we have the international coordination meeting next month, to force them to share the propulsion system blueprints. If that fails, we'll use the older models. Launch enough and one of them is bound to hit.
Contract Worker: (Raises hand) If we start intercepting in three years… can we broadcast it live?
Researcher: I think we should fix the vending machine at the entrance before worrying about that.
(Everyone's phones and computers chime with notification sounds. Some look down.)
Contract Worker: What's this?
Researcher: Hmm? Mine hasn't loaded yet. (Looks at phone) Huh?
Technician: We're all bugs?
Contract Worker: (Startled by the red light on their computer screen, looks up) Holy shit.
Researcher: (Looks up) Holy shit.
(The electronic screen in the center of the wall displays "Data Update," then the entire screen turns red, emitting an alarm. The whole room exclaims in shock.)
Director: "Due to sudden anomalous acceleration and orbital influence by an unknown thrust force," the asteroid is now already within the Earth-Moon orbit!?
[Record End]
GOC Fortress City Ganzir, inside a meeting room.
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[Record Start]**O5-1: There's simply no way to handle this situation. We don't have enough boosters with sufficient thrust.
D.C. al Fine: And even if we used nukes, the resulting debris would fall to the ground. The Veil will be completely shattered.
O5-1: Let's begin personnel transfer. Move all civilians to other dimensions, except for essential personnel.
(Suddenly, a fire extinguisher in the corner of the meeting room emits a sound.)
D.C. al Fine: What's that?
O5-1: SCP-CN-119-J.
(O5-3 looks out the window)
O5-3: All of you, look outside.
(Outside the window, the sky is filled with silvery-red fire extinguishers, as if carried by invisible hands, flying rapidly towards space.)
O5-3: They're flying into space. Could it be that they're going to…
[Record End]
SCP Foundation "Ladder Program" Space Station
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[Record Start]**Yang Wenxing: This is truly… breathtaking.
(All around, fire extinguishers from all over the Earth, accompanied by flames, rush from the ground into space, heading towards the massive asteroid. Within just over ten minutes, the fire extinguishers gradually push the asteroid away from the Earth-Moon orbit, deeper into the cosmos.)
Ground Liaison: Ladder, Ladder, this is Headquarters. The GOC's nuclear warhead is now ready to launch at the asteroid. Please prepare for evasive action.
Tang Yue: Received.
(The moment the nuclear warhead touches the asteroid's surface, a blinding white light erupts. The shockwave spreads silently, the massive rock body disintegrates in the intense light, shattered into millions of fragments of varying sizes. These angular rocks collide with the swarms of fire extinguishers. By now, all fire extinguishers have completely lost power. Countless fragments begin to orbit under Earth's gravity, gradually forming a temporary ring approximately 800 kilometers wide.)
[Record End]
Item Information Updated:
Item Number: SCP-CN-119-J
Item Class: Neutralized
Special Containment Procedures: (As of 2027/1/1)
The item no longer shows any signs of activity and has been confirmed neutralized. No measures are required.
Description: SCP-CN-119-J was a type of anomalous object suspected of possessing self-awareness, appearing within various smoke-free areas. Its appearance was identical to a standard portable fire extinguisher. When its anomalous properties were not triggered, the item was indistinguishable from a normal portable fire extinguisher, except that it could not be destroyed by conventional means.
If any individual within the building where the item was located, or within approximately 100 kilometers, or within an altitude of 1200 kilometers in a smoke-free area, committed an act endangering fire safety (e.g., smoking or setting off fireworks), SCP-CN-119-J would move at ultra-high speed to the back of the smoker or the individual setting off fireworks.
Although the item lacked vocal organs, it could produce brief statements through anomalous vibrations, with a timbre similar to a man or woman in their thirties or forties. The content of its vocalizations was mostly slogans such as "No Smoking," "Smoking Prohibited in Public Places," "Smoking is Harmful to Health," though other content was not excluded.
Approximately 5 seconds after the item vocalized, if the individual had not extinguished their cigarette, the item would spray a large amount of white foam or white dry powder at high pressure, covering the target's entire body, and continue spraying until the tobacco product held by the target was extinguished. Alternatively, it might physically impact the individual to stop the behavior.
Following the "asteroid" incident, the item was confirmed neutralized and, together with debris from the shattered asteroid, formed a temporary ring orbiting Earth.
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To: Ground Command
From: "Ladder Program" Space Station
Subject: Doesn't Matter Anymore
We have just observed a large number of objects from the ring flying back towards Earth on their own.
SCP-CN-119-J is back.
Fuck the flying fire extinguishers.
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