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你點點看,請點我,中間的東西

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你點點看,請點我,中間的東西


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As the clicks and clacks of Researcher Charlotte Mehr's keyboard slows, she knows she is almost finished. She wasn't left with much, as SCP-4373 left quite fast and left quite a few questions. She stared at her barebones work, tending to its inconsistencies.

Her work was hastily interrupted by a chime of a doorbell, Mehr instinctively turned her head towards her door. Only then did she realized, that she didn't have a doorbell, as she was in her office. She reluctantly removed herself from her work and her chair and teetered towards her office door. She looked up and saw nothing, she looked down and saw something. A newspaper sat near the doorframe, with a yellow sticky note attached on the front beckoning her to read it's message.

Dear SCP Foundation Worker "Charlotte Mehr",

While we do not approve of your racist remarks, we have a policy to deliver a free copy of the Knowing Publishing Newsletter to all who are featured in it, a policy we will uphold here.

-L


She gazed at the note in utter confusion, and then down at the newspaper it was attached to in even more utter confusion.



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Issue #2837, 2/12/2545


Item #: SCP-4373

By: Falsa Nominis


Most of us know who the SCP Foundation is — a group of people who think too hard about things, collect literature, and occasionally steal lamps, but little known fact about this organization however is their hotel suites across Earth. From the mountains of their Thailand, to the depths of the Atlantic Ocean, their suites contain the most interesting people and cater to all of the abnormal. But just because it caters, doesn't mean what they're serving is enjoyable.

As soon as someone enters one of their facilities, whether it be through extradimensional transportation or by phasing through their large steel front doors, multiple armed guards will come to escort them to their room. While it is nice that they care dearly for the safety of their patrons, slamming guests onto the ground and placing them into handcuffs does come off as a bit too harsh. Safety is good, but strictness is dictatorial and fundamentally flawed.

Their "Special Containment Procedures", as they playfully call them, are abysmal. Their "Humanoid Containment Chambers", are bland and uninspired, being only a concrete room with a bed, toilet, and sink. The paint on the walls is chipping, and there are various odd stains over the walls that could have very well be mold.

The armed housekeepers are very harsh too, if someone bothers asking for a book or anything of the sort, they will just tell them to "shut up" and call them quite rude and dehumanizing names like "SCP-4373". They try to make up for this by giving out free ugly orange jumpsuits, jumpsuits that were clearly tailored to fit more human proportions.

They're also appears to be some form of mandatory doctor visits, where they list off things based off of their patron's description, and ask very rude and downright racist questions about one's appearance. Questions like "Why do you look like this?" and "How can you support that many arms on your torso?" that most assume to be very rude questions to ask with very simple answers fling out of their mouths like nothing.

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The logo for "The SCP Foundation".

If one thinks it's odd that someone has 6 arms, 3 eyes, grey skin, and no facial orifices, they can keep their opinions to themselves, and judge someone by their character instead of their meaningless looks. Researcher Mehr, age undisclosed, was one of these doctors.

"We just need to ask you some basic questions," Mehr said, "We aren't use to people of your, appearance."

When questioned about the quality of their establishment, they had this to say. "If you have any requests for things you want in your cell, I can take them and pass them onto my superiors."

The SCP Foundation does not let patrons leave their rooms except at When the Sky is the Brightest Gray, during which is a lunch break at their cafeteria, which is in much better shape than the rooms. The other patrons are kind and friendly, some of them say that they have been here for several years. One guest, Daytoo Ayteen, 39, has been staying for about a month.

"The place grows on you fast" Ayteen said, "It's a bit crazy and weird at first, but like, you just get use to weirdness, like, you just feel normal to me."

These hotels may grow onto people, but it does in the same way as a fungus, or a tumor, slowly consuming their bodily functions. It's a Stockholm Syndrome of being held for so long in such dilapidated conditions, that they begin to view the appalling as the normal.

While the SCP Foundation may have the motto of "Secure, Contain, Protect", they might as well have the motto of "Strict, Cheap, Prejudiced". They're rooms are as bad as the etiquette of their staff, and the fact that they have stolen so much fine literature from Knowing Publishing, doesn't help their case.

Although they might be the largest hotel and fine literature chain on Earth, the size of their organization matches quite perfectly with the size of their ego and noxious personality. If one ever finds themselves in need of a good place to stay on Earth, try The Serpent's Hand, and steer clear of the SCP Foundation.


Good memetic summer reads

By: Pséftiko Ónoma


Knowing Publishing has quite the high quantity of books, all with high quality. From books that'll make you feel happy, ones that'll make you feel sad, and ones that'll make you feel nothing at all, our collection of literature stretches all four corners of the multiverse. Many of these books are being released in bulk on 2/33/2545, so make your way down to you're nearest helicopter supply drop point and pick yours up today! Here are some of the new titles you can look forward to.

Learning Grammar, The Hard Way: Originally a commissioned piece, Learning Grammar, The Hard Way is a great notebook to give to your children. While it may not be a book, it is most certainly a great literary tool to be used. After a while of writing through this book, your child will start writing better in no time! You can easily see the improvement! Or possibly you won't be able to see at all, depends on what they write.

Click Clack Moo, Cows that Type: A grand old take on an timeless Earth book, Cows that Type follows the story of, well, cows that type! Utilizing some of our own methods allowing our own editor here at Knowing Publishing Imya Fal'shivoy Belki who is a grey squirrel to write, you can make the story truly come to life.

LAW EXPLAINED: LAW EXPLAINED is a good book to give to your child in need of a good explanation of law, open it up and, who knows what might become a law! Bears could be illegal, yodelling could become a required class in school-

CONTINUED ON PAGE 3A


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Turn to Page 2A to learn more about The Serpent's Hand!




This newsletter is brought to you by Knowing Publishing. To sign up for a membership, scream Latin chants as loud as possible until we hear you.




Mehr felt, offended, almost. She did not know how to feel towards this. She picked up the paper and brought it to her desk, and clicked a couple of buttons on her keyboard, and pressed enter.







SCP-4373

AUTOMATED NOTICE FROM THE FOUNDATION RECORDS AND INFORMATION SECURITY ADMINISTRATION

This page is incomplete and has not been officially reviewed by RAISA, inconsistencies may persist.


Item #: SCP-4373

Object Class: Uncontained

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4373 is no longer under Foundation control, and is theorized to no longer be within PU-1 (Parallel Universe-1)1. If SCP-4373 remanifests, it is to be contained in a standard Humanoid Containment Chamber within Site-20. SCP-4373 is to be granted access to approved books and literature.

Description: SCP-4373 is a humanoid organism of feminine proportions with grey skin pigmentation. SCP-4373 is capable of speaking and writing advanced English although it does not possess an orifice that would give SCP-4373 speech capabilities. SCP-4373 possesses six arms, three being on each side of its abdomen. SCP-4373's face is composed of three green eyes, arranged in a triangular formation. The internal structure of SCP-4373 is currently unknown.

SCP-4373 is capable of dimensional transportation via the opening of Class-B Wormholes, which are theorized to send SCP-4373 to KP@PU-52, wherein GOI-241 ("Knowing Publishing")3 is located. SCP-4373 is docile, attempting to question personnel about their personal lives and the facility itself, and frequently asking for reading material.

SCP-4373 was discovered after manifesting within Site-20, wherein it began to prompt personnel and D-Class with questions about the facility. Shortly after, SCP-4373 was placed into Foundation custody.

Addendum 4373-1: Interview with SCP-4373.

INTERVIEW LOG


Interviewer: Researcher Charlotte Mehr

Interviewed: SCP-4373


[BEGIN LOG]

Mehr: Hello, SCP-4373-

SCP-4373: Please don't call me that, My name is, well you can call me Falsa Nominis. I just need to ask you a few questions, then I'll be out of your hair.

Mehr: I'm sorry but, you won't be leaving anytime soon.

SCP-4373: Listen, I wish I could stay, but I need to get back soon.I hope you can understand.

Mehr: We just need to ask you some basic questions; we aren't used to people of your… appearance.

SCP-4373: What is that supposed to mean?

Mehr: First off, is there a reason why you look like this?

SCP-4373: Excuse me? That's, that's very rude of you.

Mehr: So you were born this way?

SCP-4373: Obviously. This is just, harsh. Very harsh. I was expecting an organization with such diverse patrons to be more… welcoming, but this. Wow.

Mehr: I'm, uh, sorry if I offended you, but as for your anatomy, how can your body possess this many arms? How does your bone structure look?

SCP-4373: OK, this-this is just getting weird and creepy. Can we change the subject, please? Er, how do you feel about the conditions of guest rooms?

Mehr: Guest r-, do you mean the Humanoid Containment Chambers?

SCP-4373: Yes, yes, whatever you call them. Don't you feel they are a bit… barebones, perhaps?

Mehr: If you have any requests for things you want in your cell, I can take them and pass them onto my superiors.

SCP-4373: Oh, so is it like a request system? I tried asking one of the housekeepers for a book, he was quite rude you know. Called me that "4372" name like you.

Mehr: 4373, that's your official designation here.

SCP-4373: Hmm, so is that my room number? 4373? It must be a big place. How is this place laid out?

Mehr: I can't say that, that's above your classification.

SCP-4373: Classification? How is anyone supposed to find their way around here if you make the layoput employees only?

Mehr: Ok, wait, this is getting off-topic. How are you able to speak without any form of mouth?

SCP-4373: And we're back to this again, I'm terminating this interview, I can't ask simple questions without being, berated for my looks.

Mehr: If you are going to be unresponsive, then this interview is over.

SCP-4373: I mean, I just said that.

[END LOG]


Addendum 4373-2: After approximately two days in containment, SCP-4373 exclaimed "I think this is enough", and suddenly demanifested. Attempts to relocate SCP-4373 in nearby areas failed. SCP-4373 is believed to be within KP@PU-5.






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安布羅斯即將進駐鹿學院
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介紹
用到的梗:
偶聞鹿鳴裡面提過的飲料詛咒讓店家的業務被妨礙,安布羅斯對異常很有經驗,能解決
http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/about-deer
http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/the-seltzorcism

但是就想不太出來了

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[[size 106%]]安布羅斯?你說那個跨宇宙連鎖企業?他們的據點已經夠多了,為什麼還要在校園內駐點?

我們的正門口就有安布羅斯漢堡,旁邊小巷多走幾步路就有安布羅斯素食餐廳;側門還有安布羅斯越南菜、安布羅斯批塔吧以及安布羅斯日式拉麵!

請注意食物的多元性,我不知道為什麼要引入這種校門不遠處就有的連鎖餐廳。

//Kendall Altman  計算機科學/模因學//[[/size]]
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安布羅斯是否有盡企業社會責任令人質疑:他們和富得流油的惡德商人 MC&D 還有支持奴隸制的 Alexylva 大學都有關係。

鹿學院應該要知道自己身為高等教育機構的社會責任,避免促進有害社會的行為。﹑

//Patricia Viorst  社會學/異常藝術//
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[[size 106%]]安布羅斯雖然有平價餐廳,但是仍然沒有像先前的學生餐廳那樣低價。會有多高的折扣?還有我可不想看到「套餐已經有折扣,所以不另外打折」之類的把戲。

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[[size 106%]]我不認為安布羅斯有足夠的能力應付異常。大家知道安布羅斯在西部夢神的[[[oneiroi-food-guide-ambrose-dreams-teashop|茶店]]]竟然沒有賣布丁嗎?連內部的存在主義不停被打斷的[http://scp-wiki-cn.wikidot.com/number-27-oneiroi-station 布丁]都處理不了,真的能應付鹿學院中流竄的魔法嗎?

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低價安布羅斯餐廳的食物太不健康了,營養不均衡。

雖說有些餐點是用健康的食材製成的,但那些食品為了美味而進行了很多不必要的超科技、騎術或煉金加工。

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[[size 106%]](此處插入我在大學時聽過學生抗議學校餐廳承包商政策的理由之一)

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[[size 106%]]安布羅斯漢堡以及批塔之類的速食店的食物包裝用了大量的紙和塑膠:不夠環保、還會提高餐廳的垃圾量。

你們都去過尖峰時期的速食店吧?垃圾桶根本無法負荷!我不知道安布羅斯有沒有配套措施。

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學生餐廳的腳踏車停車問題
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禁止餵食餐廳四周的禽鳥:因為他們太胖了
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峽谷之家種植的有機蔬果
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我想有賣鹿奶的劇情,但是我對酪農業不熟,更別說牛以外的奶了......
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國際統合奇術研究中心的惡作劇
(在鹿學院的某些地方畫上國際統合奇術研究中心的校徽?)
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阿拉伯菜、中國菜、法國菜、德國菜、俄國菜和西班牙菜
(這些都是有語言之家的)
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不知道要放在哪裡,我想寫Gp快遞員用跑酷來穿梭於三波的劇情

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The underground where Famous, Tomson and I were stationed was a place for detained Class-D personnel
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http://scp-th.wikidot.com/7-ghost-story-in-the-site-29
恐怖基金会 二次翻译 th 故事

說實話,這些鬼故事都是胡說八道。與我在生命中遇見的異常相比,它們幾乎沒有任何意義。然而,人們仍然害怕這這些鬼故事。

我工作的地方以前死過很多人。在我當上主任之前,每間房間、每個樓層還有部門每天都會死人。The underground where Famous, Tomson and I were stationed was a place for detained Class-D personnel, one where they were cruelly tested before the rules changed and further developed into what they are nowadays. 

The ghost stories in Site-29 are not limited to the underground. I could say that they existed in every place. It depended on your luck to find them. 

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+++++ __位於東側停車場的工人們的鬼魂__

在建造新設施的時候死亡的工人被埋葬在這裡。在埋葬之後為他們舉辦了一場葬禮。現在有間小小的祭壇為了紀念而設置在停車場內。雖然東側停車場常常有人撞鬼,但由於空間有限所以還是很多人停在這裡。在這遇見鬼的人經常將它們描述成「頭部懸空,站立在天花板上的工人」,或是聽到「像是大型機具運作時的噪音」。你停車在這裡的時候,永遠不用擔心自己的貴重物品會遺失。
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+++++ __Lieat 博士__

Lieat 博士是非常勤奮的員工。她畢生致力於自己的研究。我從未見過她回家、洗澡或吃任何東西。她也是個喜怒無常的人。某天,有人發現她在二樓前走廊的辦公室內上吊自殺(現在那個房間已經不存在了) 。從那以後,夜班人員經常看到 Lieat 博士沿著走廊走動。在深夜,Lieat 經常被報告為向後走並臉轉向面對過路者。

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+++++ __站點中央的土地神屋__

Every room in the Site is meant to be used. There is no such thing as an empty room, except for one. I knew where it was but I would not tell, because there would be those senseless enough to attempt to find a way in. The characteristics of the room were the same as those of a small office. There was nothing, except the spirit house. It was the room for religious [[footnote]] Buddhist or Hindu belief [[/footnote]] ceremonial purposes. These ceremonies were performed when there were things that were too haunted [[footnote]] by spirits/ghosts only[[/footnote]] to be tolerated. You could even call them the major local spirits. The door was closed with wood, which was painted in the same color as the wall, making it difficult to be noticed. However, if you wanted to know where it is, you had to ask the lady in Thai traditional dress working in the Chemistry department. If you weren't familiar with it, you would never find it. 

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+++++ __The Ghost Bridge__

To reach Site-29, employees must cross a 50 meter long bridge. Under the bridge is the place where the houses of the Foundation personnel were located in the past. The bridge was bombarded at some point during the Second World War. All who lived there at that time died; most of them were families of the personnel. If you were lucky, you would see a group of people who walked on the air beside the bridge. Sometimes, you would see them walking under it where the canal was created. 

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+++++ __The Prisoner Ghosts__

I told you at the beginning that the underground was the place where the prisoners were detained and died, and even though there was a renovation, there are still people who saw the spirits. In the past, it was very haunted, so you could not say what was real and what wasn't; more recently, you hardly find them. The personnel often hear these things now report things like creaking in the walls, dragging chains, shouting in the corridors at night. There was also this one agent who supposedly saw the 'ghosts' with their own eyes. 

Remember Agent Philosafix? He used to work at this Site in the past. He also found one of the ghosts; it had chains around the ankles and knees, and it was- accord to him- stepping into the elevator. Yes, the one that you, me, and everyone else here always uses. 

...I didn't know that was the reason behind his transfer request.

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+++++ __A-37 Conference Room__

A-37- the conference room completely decked out with classic looking wood paneling. There aren't any windows to allow people to see in. At least the air conditioners were cool. The sofas were comfortable, too. It was also located in an area where there was little foot traffic. The lazy personnel always slacked off in there, and I heard they found a ghost too. They were pulled, or dragged, to a body. I didn't go in there very often, but I heard from someone that it was headless. 

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This is the final story.

+++++ __Nicolas Zheniche Sawellton__

If you went to the canteen at the back of the Site and walked the circular way through 4 separate corridors, there was a black-and-white photo of a foreigner among of other photos. The nameplate read 'Nicolas Zheniche Sawellton'. He was one of the people from the main branch. He built up the SCP Foundation in Thailand. He and others like him hired Thai workers with the promise of high wages for managing SCP objects. Nicolas sent [[[SCP-014-TH]]] to the Foundation main branch from Thailand as a sign of co-operation. In 1939, Nicolas fell deathly sick all of a sudden and died just a few days later. His body was burnt and his ashes were scattered. After that, there were people who saw Nicolas in the Site- his spirit never went away. 

Nowadays, there are still people who claim to have seen him, but only a few people actually knew him. There are a lot of foreigners at the Site now. Some say that if you find a foreigner you aren't familiar with, take a look at Nicolas’ photo- perhaps you may have found him.

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最高でした!お料理も美味しくて、お店の雰囲気もなんだか素敵!また来たいです!


— 三歳(みとせ)研究員

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桜の間に行った友達はとても満足した様子でした。店主さんあまりこのお店の情報を載せて欲しくないそうなのでブログに載せるのはやめたそうですが、クチコミは許可してくださっているようなのでこうやって書き込んでみました。


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前に1度行ったことがあったのでもう一度やってきました!Euclidクラスのお店なだけあって、やっぱりいい雰囲気ですね!料理も絶品で、SCP-XXXX-JP…じゃなくて、女将さんも優しそうな方で居心地がすごく良かったです!そういえば、お店の端に古い餌皿が置いてあったんですが、わんちゃんでも飼ってらっしゃるんでしょうか…?

追記: 青いアイコンの方、実際には訪れてないみたいですが是非とも来てみてください!本当に良いところですよ!


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すいません、つい出来心で書いてしまいました。次から気を付けたいと思います。


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中々旨い飯。女将も美人だし、話は上手いしで中々いい。店の内装はデカい木の柱とかが何本かあっておおっとなった。靴を脱いで座敷に上がって飯を食うのも楽しい。ただ、何で矢鱈とここのことを言いふらさないで欲しがるのかがわからなかった。クチコミは許可してるし。まあ兎に角、また来れたら来てみたい店だった。


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D-81-94361さんがお店に行っている間に、近所の方々にここについてインタビューしてきました。皆さん口を揃えてここを絶賛していて、改めてすごいお店だということを実感しました。ここって昔から(1960年代?)営業してたみたいですけど、話題になったのは最近ですね。何だかミステリアス…。

インタビューの内容をそのまま載せてしまい申し訳ないです。お手数おかけしました。


— 道策(どうさく)管理官

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2016/05/06

お店(私たちの間では専らSCP-XXXX-JP-1と呼ばれています)がサイト-81██の生物収容ユニットに移って以降、通い易くなって嬉しいです。これからは、私の許可の下で時々こちらの部下を連れていこうかと思います。食材に困らないように定期的に食材を差し入れようという話になったのですが、女将さんが許可してくださったようでホッとしました。わかりやすいように、直接行った人間のクチコミは赤いアイコンで示します。女将さんの助けになれば幸いです。


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女将さん、2度も申し訳ありません。女将さんのことについて書きたかったのですが、そのことが嫌なのであればやめておこうと思います。本当に、申し訳ありませんでした。


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2016/05/11

今回はクラスY記憶補強薬ってのを注射されてから行ったけど、相変わらず良い感じの店で良かった。女将さんのつやつやでキレーなしっぽも触れて満足。


— ███ 美代子氏(代筆: 三歳研究員)

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2016/05/13

先代の友人です。あの子のお店がまた始まるって聞いて驚きました。写真を見たら可愛らしい女の子だったけれど、どなたなのでしょう…?兎に角、噂だと素敵なお店らしいですから、一度見に行ってみたいものですね。


— ██ 竜也氏(代筆: 三歳研究員)

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2016/05/18

詐欺だと思う。母さんの「桜」の名前を掲げないでほしい。料理の旨さは知らないけど、旨いなら旨いで別の名前でやってほしかった。きっと泣いてるよ、母さんも。女将のせいで安心して眠れやしない。


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Twitterで話題になってたので行ってみたんですけど、想像以上に美味しくてびっくり!行ったときは結構混んでて並ばされたんですけど、その待ち時間なんて吹っ飛んじゃいました!話題のツイートへのリンクを貼っとくので、これを読んでる人も是非1回食べに来てみてください!


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新しく改装されたという知人の店を訪れた。内装、料理、接客、雰囲気、どこをとっても素晴らしい。取り敢えずこの外装と女将さんの写真を見てくれれば、この店の言葉で表現しきれない素晴らしさの一端をわかってもらえると思う。

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The Parables of Pseudo-Nadox

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匿名的前言

1 您可能從某些人那裡聽說這些話只是那些奇怪的外來先知的陰影。2 無論您是否相信這些誹謗者,我懇請您思量一下:3 高階術士納多克斯難道不是最明智的賢者、第一位真正的教師嗎?4 在高階術士的歷史中,難道不曾說過:「如同亞恩教導納多克斯,納多克斯也教導亞恩」嗎?5 如果納多克斯確實教導過亞恩,想必他的智慧一定是這些話語的真正起源;6 we know that the greater cannot shadow the lesser, and so these words cannot be a shadow.

7 就好比血管中流著高貴黑血的高階術士生下眾多流著高貴黑血的高階術士一般, 8 這些承載著納多克斯的智慧之話語會生出眾多承載納多克斯智慧的賢者。 9 這是我給您的智慧語;現在我敦促您透過這些納多克斯的比喻中的智慧,使自己像亞恩一樣高舉!

痲瘋病人與三富人

10 Outside of a certain town there once dwelt a leper, who had neither a piece of bronze in his hand nor a piece of cloth on his body. 11 Like swine he would rummage through heaps of rubbish for scraps, and likewise he would make his reclining place upon heaps of dung. 12 Now it happened to be that a rich man from the town was passing by the leper, 13 and the leper cried, "Master, O master, I beseech you—help me! Help me!"

14 Now the rich man felt sympathy for the leper, so he produced from his pouch a balm-filled vial. 15 And he said to the leper, "Behold, I offer you my balm; anoint yourself with it and be well." 16 So the leper fell at his feet and cried, "Master, O master, how kind you are to this worthless servant!"

17 Thus the leper anointed himself with the rich man's balm, and, behold, his sores vanished, and he was well. 18 But as before he rummaged through heaps of rubbish and made his reclining place upon heaps of dung, and, behold, he was well no longer. 19 Now it happened to be that a second rich man from the town was passing by the leper, 20 and the leper cried, "Master, O master, I beseech you—help me! Help me!"

21 Now the second rich man felt sympathy for the leper, so he produced from his pouch ten pieces of silver. 22 And he said to the leper, "Behold, I offer you my silver; dwell in this squalor no longer." 23 So the leper fell at his feet and cried, "Master, O master, how kind you are to this worthless servant!"

24 Thus the leper traveled on the road towards the town, seeking accommodations, but he was set upon by robbers. 25 And the robbers struck him violently, seized the coins, and left him by the roadside. 26 Having nothing else he rummaged through heaps of rubbish and made his reclining place upon heaps of dung. 27 Now it happened to be that a third rich man from the town was passing by the leper, 28 and the leper cried, "Master, O master, I beseech you—help me! Help me!"

29 Now the third rich man felt sympathy for the leper, so he spat upon the leper and said, 30 "Pig, may your carcass rot along with the rest of the rubbish on this heap." 31 And he produced a bronze coin from his pouch and flung it at the leper with great force. 32 And the leper declared, "Damn your bronze! 33 You are nothing more to me than a fly on the wall—complete irrelevance. 34 I desire no aid from you, nor from any other; all that I have received has produced only future misery. 35 I have walked a lifetime upon the path of suffering, and I will walk upon the path of suffering for lifetimes yet to come."

36 And immediately the leper came to his senses, and ran to the third rich man, embracing him. 37 So he cried, "Brother, O brother, how kind you are to raise up this worthy fellow!"

38 Surely this leper now walks upon the path of apotheosis.

Of the Thracian Pilgrims

39 Once there was a wanderer among my kin, a Sufferer, who came upon a Way and into the midst of a band of Thracians. 40 Now he spoke to them of Ion king of Men, and of Adytum his radiant throne, 41 and they said to him, "Teacher, O teacher, bring us to this Adytum, that we may witness Ion's glory!" 42 And the wanderer said, "There is a road to the east of here; if you wish, follow me to Adytum, that city of a thousand spires."

43 Now the Thracians followed the wanderer for a thousand lengths, and behold, they were set upon by bandits. 44 The Thracians were mighty of arms, but they were outnumbered and many of them fell upon the bandits' swords. 45 And some of them said, "Surely, this road to Adytum is a dangerous one fraught with peril; should we not return to our homeland?" 46 But the wanderer said to them, "Look to the distance: Do you not see the spires of Adytum? 47 Surely, if you endure this road a little longer, we will reach our destination." 48 (Now the spires were an illusion, conjured up by the wanderer.) 49 And the Thracians grumbled and said among themselves, "Let us do so."

50 Now the Thracians followed the wanderer for another thousand lengths, and behold, they were struck with disease. 51 A fever hot as the blacksmith's forge burned within them, and the spirit of delirium fell upon them. 52 And so they saw dream visions and babbled and prophesied, and during that time they were in piercing pain. 54 And some of them said, "Surely, this road to Adytum is a pestilent one fraught with affliction; should we not return to our homeland?" 55 But the wanderer said to them, "Look to the distance: Do you not see the spires of Adytum? 56 Surely, if you endure this road a little longer, we will reach our destination." 57 (Delirious, the Thracians did not notice that the spires were no closer than before.) 58 And the Thracians grumbled and said among themselves, "Let us do so."

59 Now the Thracians followed the wanderer for another thousand lengths, and behold, there were no provisions. 60 Now they scoured the barren land for every bitter herb and miserable insect, and found none. 61 And they drew lots and butchered the unfortunate among themselves, consumed their flesh, and satiated themselves. 62 And some of them said, "In the distance we cannot see the spires of Adytum; what is the meaning of this?" 63 (Now at this time the number of the Thracians was a thousand; at first there were ten thousand.) 64 So the wanderer said to them, "Do you not tower above this barren land, as the spires of Adytum once did? 65 Adytum city of Men is no more, but Adytum city within Men has come to be. 66 You are Adytum, city that is the throne of Ion king of Men!"

67 Surely Ion king of Men reigns eternally within us. 68 Through peril, he grants us strength; through affliction, he grants us wisdom; through hunger, he grants us glory of apotheosis.

Of the Men and the Bears

69 Once I said to two of my disciples the following: 70 "Once there was a man who, through cunning, slew a bear. 71 Now the man consumed the bear, and the bear was in him, and behold, he was a bear. 72 Elsewhere there was a bear who, through strength, slew a man. 73 Now the bear consumed the man, and the man was in him, and behold, he was a man. 74 Who was better, the man-turned-bear, or bear-turned-man?"

75 And the disciple on my right said to me, "Master, O master, I say that the bear-turned-man is better. 76 Having become a man he has gained a man's cunning, through which he raises himself up." 77 But the disciple on my left said to me, "Master, O master, I say that the man-turned-bear is better. 78 Having become a bear he has gained a bear's strength, through which he raises himself up." 79 And I said to them, "My disciples, I say neither, because what fool becomes what he has conquered?"

80 Surely when one feasts upon mortal flesh, one should in exult in the glory of the self, 81 but when one feasts upon divine flesh, one should exult in the glory of the gods.

Of the Burning House

81 Once there was a man who was fast asleep in his house when his house caught fire. 82 The fire roused him from his sleep, and behold, his body was burning, and all his house was burning. 83 And though the fire burnt his skin, fat, and muscle, he calmly walked out of his house. 84 Outside of his house a crowd had gathered, and they asked the man, "How did you survive?" 85 And the man said, "The house was burning, 86 and the flesh was burning, 87 and the senses were burning, 88 and the mind was burning. 89 But I myself was never burning."

90 Surely our world is but a burning house, and we its denizens!


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