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纵览基金会的发展史，对自身的隐藏就是与逆模因们相比也不遑多让。当然，基金会也不止一次地在各种行动中暴露给了普通群众。而在这些普通人里，很耐人寻味的是，绝大多数都是不知天高地厚的小鬼头。尽管有着记忆消除的技术，但有许多善良的基金会成员们，选择了相对轻微的记忆修改方式。无一例外，他们开始编纂故事，童话故事。每当看到小鬼头们或快乐或好奇或惊恐的表情，基金会成员们都会露出满意的笑容。所以，所有干过这些事情的家伙们，就在这里分享分享你们的故事。放心，不会有人来请你们喝茶的。
Kaleidoscope
I woke up.
But I couldn’t open my eyes.
Bright light as if it comes directly from the sun burned my eyes, however, without feeling any heat
Eventually my delicate eyes can bear such brightness. Although I was confused, I could at least recognize the lamp. It was a dentist lamp that you can only find in those hundred year-old dental history textbooks. While puzzled by the existence of the lamp, I found a piece of blue aprons covering my chest.
Why am I having a dental surgery?
I tried to sit up. Losing support from me, the blue apron dropped as a result of gravity. Some dental instruments fell down, too. The doctor who seemed to be napping was woken up by the noise I made. He looked young, as if he just graduated from university.
“Why am I here?” I stared at him.
Instead of answering, he raised his head and looked at me with a puzzled look on his face.
“Are you a dentist?” I tried to break the silence.
He shaked his head and stared at me, no, more like staring through me. I turned to my back, found a clock on the wall. The clock used kaleidoscopes as its hour and minute hands. I looked around, and confirmed my early assumption — this is a dental treatment room.
But all physical medical constructions had been demolished hundreds of years ago.
I tried to summon the virtual menu up to see if this is part of a virtual game. No response. I was physically here. In front of the dental chair, green drapes prevented any light from coming in, and out. I walked swiftly to the window, pulled the curtains right away. Nothing, but another wall. I was frozen when the wall showed up. A round-shape blood mark was on the wall, with streaks of blood drifting down. The only thing left for me to check is the only door on the other side of the room. I went to the door from the right of the dental chair to avoid that young man on the left.
I opened the door, and all I saw was my shadow, and a stick-figure shadow above my head.
“Boring! Boring!!! That female could be the most stupid one I’ve ever seen!”
“I agree. But they’ve promised to try every possible way of death.”
“Yeah, that’s right, let me see, they still get 73493 murdurs, 35438 suicides, 6384278 accidents……”
20██.4.23 10：34
“看，是SCP滑滑梯！”
“不好了，安安探员，SCP滑滑梯出现了，怎么办！”
“不用怕，有我天山幼儿园分部3年级大班的安安探员在！”
安安探员手脚并用，连踩带爬，顺利逆向来到滑滑梯顶部，另外几个小朋友则在下方欢呼庆祝，他们又一次成功收服了幼儿园中出现的SCP。
不远处，正对着游乐场的教学楼门口，坐着两个人。
“文，你就这么告诉她了？”
说话的男人，穿着衬衫打着领带，凳子旁还放了个比凳子高的公文包。怎么看都和幼儿园格格不入。
“罗一凡！不许欺负齐齐，听到了没有！”
一旁的人没有回答，而是蹭地站了起来，对着游乐场的某一处大声呵斥。
游乐场霎时陷入寂静。三秒后，一切恢复正常，只不过吵闹声比之之前小了许多。
“嗯，我告诉她了，编了个故事嘛。你不记得了？我当初在大学里学的儿童文学。”
坐在比她膝盖还矮的凳子上，文一脸无所谓的摆摆手。
“好吧。但你要记得，一旦出现问题，立刻告知我，这件事我也有责任。”
“放心吧，枫。我又不是真的幼儿园老师，受过专业训练的，不会心软的。”
“我相信你。那么例行视察结束，我回去了，下周见。”
文又摆摆手，目光没有离开游乐场。
“文老师！”
几个小朋友见到枫离开后，就立刻跑了过来。
“文老师，我们又消灭了一个SCP！”
其中一个气喘吁吁，却不忘拿手指着那边的滑滑梯。
“嗯，不错，那个滑滑梯做了什么坏事啊？”
文微笑着，看着眼前的几个小孩子。
“报告文老师，SCP滑滑梯的表面不再光滑，导致齐齐探员滑到中间卡住了。报告完毕！”
安安探员向前一步，站得笔直。
“好的安安探员，我知道了，我会尽快向上级反映，处理SCP滑滑梯。走吧，去玩老鹰捉小鸡。”
拍了拍安安的头，文任由自己被她拉去游乐场。
20██.4.26 15：45
“文老师，我在教室里等你！”
文摆了摆手，安安离开了办公室。
等到安安走远，文关上了办公室的门。站在窗前，可以看到整个游乐场，滑滑梯反射的阳光依旧耀眼。文扫了一眼，把窗帘也拉上。犹豫了一下，文打开自己办公桌上的那台电脑，电脑的背面没有任何的标志。把电脑在地上摆正，确保它对着办公室门，按了下开机键，戴上无线耳机，文盘坐在电脑后面。昏暗的室内，一道光从电脑的摄像头处射出，在门上形成了一幅投影。
“枫，异常确定了。我需要你立刻过来。”
“资料我收到了，给我一分钟，确保投影不出岔子。”
“了解。安安也在，你知道要带什么。”
“真是棘手呢。”
一分钟后，准备齐全的枫再次出现在投影上，双脚并拢，抬头挺胸，然后敬了一个军礼，接着原地踏步，一步踏出投影，成为实体。
“多谢不笑之恩。”
“习惯了。我们先去教室。”
“安安她——”
“没事的，这应该是最后一次了。”
将办公室回复原状后，两人才意识到，拉开窗帘的室内和不拉开时一样昏暗。
立刻赶到了教室，但里面并没有安安的身影。
“文，她在哪？”
“快，去游乐场。”
游乐场里，安安坐在滑滑梯口，看着一步一步向她走过来的文和枫。
“文老师！”
安安兴奋地起身，但因枫的存在而不确定是否应该过来。
深呼吸了一下，文露出微笑，示意枫让她来处理。
文向安安走过去。
“文老师？”
“怎么了，安安？”
“我发现了一个新的SCP。”
文和枫同时呼了一口气。
“哦？是什么SCP?”
“嗯。是你，文老师。”
