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Item #: SCP-4630
项目编号:SCP-4630
Object Class: Safe
收容等级:Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4630 and SCP-4630-1 are to be kept in a standard hydroponic containment cell. The cell is to be partitioned to allow for private interviews with each of the objects, but have the ability to open to allow free communication when not conducting interviews.
特殊收容措施:SCP-4630 及SCP-4630-1需收容于标准水培收容单元内,该收容单元应做隔断处理以允许对项目单体进行私密采访,同时确保无采访进行时个体间能够自由沟通。
SCP-4630-2 is to be kept in a separate soundproof hydroponics containment cell. SCP-4630-2 is to have psychological evaluations on a biweekly basis, designed to investigate the extent of the object's knowledge. The attending psychologist is not allowed to bring pencil, paper, or any form of information storing devices with them to the evaluations. All meetings are to be recorded directly to encrypted drives set to Level-5 clearance only. After meeting with SCP-4630-2, the attending psychologist is to be treated with Class-C amnestics to remove all knowledge of their time spent with SCP-4630-2. Attending psychologists are to be rotated after every meeting.
SCP-4630-2需收容于独立隔音水培收容单元内。为划明项目知识范围,SCP-4630-2将每两周进行一次心理评估,且过程中参与的心理学家不得携带铅笔,纸或任何形式的电子信息存储设备。所有会面都将直接记录于仅5级权限允许调取的的加密驱动器内。 在与SCP-4630-2会面后,应对与会心理学家采取C级记忆消除,以移除他们在与SCP-4630-2接触期间的所有有关认知。与会的心理学家在单次会面后应被轮换。
Description: SCP-4630 is a head of Lactuca sativa, more commonly known as Iceberg Lettuce, which has gained sapience and a method of spoken communication through currently unknown, although suspected genetic[[footnote]]It is speculated that the method of spoken communication relies on a thaumaturgical component embedded in the genetic sequence, although this has not been corroborated at this time.[[/footnote]], means. Analysis of SCP-4630's genome has revealed substantial differences between its genetic code and that of a typical individual of L. sativa, collectively designated SCP-4630-A.
描述:SCP-4630是一株Lactuca sativa(俗称西生菜),其通过目前尚未知的(尽管被怀疑是遗传学的1)手段拥有了智慧以及口头交流能力。 对SCP-4630基因组的分析显示其基因序列与典型的Lactuca sativa个体的基因序列之间存在实质性差异,统称为SCP-4630-A。
Interviews with SCP-4630 have revealed that it believes itself to be a human researcher working at the Foundation under the name Doctor John Cabbage, although no such person was ever employed by the Foundation.
对SCP-4630的采访表明其认为自己系供职于基金会的人类研究员,名为约翰·包财博士2,尽管基金会对此人无雇用记录。
Experiments with implanting different parts of the SCP-4630-A ANA[[footnote]]Anomalous deoxyriboNucleic Acid[[/footnote]] in additional subjects in the plant kingdom have resulted in additional sapient vegetables, designated SCP-4630-1 and SCP-4630-2. Due to the creation of SCP-4630-2, in spite of not being able to isolate the sapience granting string of genetic code, further experiments using this method have been suspended.
向植物界其他物种植入SCP-4630-A ANA3不同片段的实验产生了另外的智慧蔬菜,分别为SCP-4630-1和SCP-4630-2。 因SCP-4630-2的产生,尽管尚无法分离出赋予智慧的基因序列,但采用该方法的进一步实验已被暂停。
SCP-4630, SCP-4630-1 and SCP-4630-2 have very little in common, apart from the following:
除下述几点外,SCP-4630,SCP-4630-1和SCP-4630-2共享特征极少:
- All of the objects have sapience.
- 所有个体均具智慧。
- All of the objects believe that they are human.
- 所有个体均认为其为人类。
- All of the objects believe that they have worked at the Foundation, despite no records existing to corroborate this.
- 尽管无任何记录可以证实,所有对象均认为其于基金会就职。
- All of the objects have names relating to the vegetable in a direct, or at least commonly misunderstood[[footnote]]Such as cabbage, //Brassica oleracea//, being from a completely different genus from Iceberg Lettuce.[[/footnote]], manner.
- 所有对象都有直接与蔬菜相关的名称,至少为其经常被误认为的种类之俗名4,。
Further investigations into a connection between SCP-4630 and GoIs which have access to genetic modification technology is ongoing.
对SCP-4630与已经获得了基因改造技术的GoI之间的联系的进一步调查正在进行中。
Discovery Log: SCP-4630 was discovered in the lower most drawer of the refrigerator inside the Site-09 break room, when the object exclaimed he was being assaulted by a Junior Researcher as they were attempting to construct a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich.
发现记录:SCP-4630被发现于Site-09休息室内冰箱最下面的储物格中,对象声称他被一名当时在尝试制作培根生菜番茄三明治的初级研究员攻击。
AUDIO LOG 4630-A
音频日志 4630-A
DATE: 24 February 2017
日期:2016年2月24日
NOTE: Initial interview with SCP-4630. Dr. Chong presiding.
前言:对SCP-4630的初次采访。由Dr. Chong主持。
[BEGIN LOG]
[记录开始]
Dr. Chong: Good morning, SCP-4630.
Dr. Chong:早上好,SCP-4630。
SCP-4630: Good morning, Doctor… uh, Chong is it? I am Doctor Cabbage, and you may refer to me as such.
SCP-4630:早上好,Chong……嗯,博士是吧?我是包财博士,您可以这样称呼我。
Dr. Chong: Very well, Doctor… Cabbage. Would you mind answering a few questions regarding your current state?
Dr. Chong:挺好,那么,包菜……博士。您介意回答一些你当前状态的问题吗?
SCP-4630: Oh, is it that bad? I thought I might be coming down with a cold. I was hoping that taking the day off would clear it up, but I suppose not.
SCP-4630:哦,可能比较差?我觉得我大概感冒了。那会儿我寻思给我一天假就能缓过来,但我想没用。
Dr. Chong: I was referring to your current state of (pause) being a head of lettuce, Dr. Cabbage.
Dr. Chong:我指的是您当前的状态(停顿),作为一颗西生菜,包财博士。
SCP-4630: What? A head of lettuce?
SCP-4630:啥玩意,我是颗西生菜?
Dr. Chong: Yes.
Dr. Chong:对。
SCP-4630: What are you talking about, Sir? I have never for a moment in my life ceased being a human being.
SCP-4630:先生,你这是什么胡话?这辈子我好像还没有什么时候不是一个人类。
(silence for approx. 15 seconds)
(约15秒钟的沉默)
Dr. Chong: Dr. Cabbage, you describe yourself as a doctor, but would you mind telling me what you are a doctor of?
Dr. Chong:包财博士,您形容自己是一位博士,但您介意告诉我您的专业领域吗?
SCP-4630: On my diploma it says Biological Sciences, but I was hired at the Foundation for my work on thaumaturgical biology.
SCP-4630:我的文凭上写的是“生物科学”,但我被基金会录用后从事奇术生物学的工作。
Dr. Chong: Like DNA augmentation?
Dr. Chong:例如DNA扩增?
SCP-4630: Through thaumaturgic means? Don't be silly, boy, that'd be impossible! The DNA structure is much too fine for the thaumaturgic methods we have today.
SCP-4630:通过奇术方法?别天真了,小子,简直天方夜谭!我们现在使用的奇术方法应付不了DNA这种过于精细的结构。
Dr. Chong: But you did work with DNA? Through non-thaumaturgic means?
Dr. Chong:您就没做过DNA相关?通过非奇术的方法?
SCP-4630: I don't know where all this talk about DNA came from, I'm just a biologist, not a geneticist. I study the phenotypical traits of thaumaturgic creatures, fairies, unicorns, and the like. Classic stuff.
SCP-4630:我都不知道所有这些关于DNA的话题您是怎么想到和我聊的,我就一生物学家,不是甚遗传学家。我做的是奇幻生物——仙子,独角兽这些——的表型特征。很经典的东西。
Dr. Chong: Alright, well… Thank you for your time, Dr. Cabbage.
Dr. Chong:行,那……感谢您抽空探讨,包财博士。
[END LOG]
[记录结束]
By order of Site Directorship
自站点主管之命令
Re: SCP-4630-1 Experiment
主题:SCP-4630-1 实验
The experiment to extract a quantity of SCP-4630-A and implant it into another host, designated SCP-4630-1, is APPROVED. This experiment will be carried out at the earliest possible convenience at the discretion of the 4630 Lead Researcher.
批准提取一定数量SCP-4630-A并将其植入于另一标记为SCP-4630-1的宿主之实验。4630首席研究员会酌情决定以尽早进行此实验。
By order of 4630 Lead Researcher
自4630首席研究员之命令
Re: SCP-4630-1 Experiment
主题:SCP-4630-1 实验
The experiment to extract and implant an amount of SCP-4630-A into an individual of the species Musa acuminata[[footnote]]Commonly known as the Cavendish variety of banana.[[/footnote]] is to be begun on 03 March 2016 at 0800 by Researcher Markson, Researcher Carlos, and Junior Researcher Vala.
研究员Markson,研究员Carlos和初级研究员Vala将于2016年3月3日0800始开展提取一定数量SCP-4630-A并将其植入到Musa acuminata5个体中的实验。
AUDIO LOG 4630-B
音频日志 4630-B
DATE: 04 March 2017
日期:2016/03/04
NOTE: Initial interview with SCP-4630-1. Dr. Markson presiding.
前言:对SCP-4630-1的初次采访。由Dr. Markson主持。
Dr. Markson: Good afternoon, SCP-4630-1.
Dr. Markson:下午好,SCP-4630-1。
SCP-4630-1: What, so I'm an SCP now?
SCP-4630-1:啥,我是个SCP了?
Dr. Markson: I beg your pardon?
Dr. Markson:抱歉,你啥意思?
SCP-4630-1: Last time I checked, the number you slapped me with was D-0579.
SCP-4630-1:上次我检查时,你们给我的编号是D-0579。
Dr. Markson: (clears her throat) What was your name prior to joining the SCP Foundation?
Dr. Markson:(清了清嗓子)在加入SCP基金会之前你叫什么名字?
SCP-4630-1: Sig. Sigmund Peele.
SCP-4630-1:西格。西格蒙德·皮尔。
Dr. Markson: So, D-057-
Dr. Markson:那么,D-057——
SCP-4630-1: Oh, that's just like you doctor types to ask me my name just to go on and not fucking use it.
SCP-4630-1:嗬,你们这种博士的作套就是问完我名字就继续下一个问题再也不他妈用它。
Dr. Markson: (pauses) Mr. Peele, would you describe where you were yesterday morning?
Dr. Markson:(停顿)皮尔先生,你能描述一下您昨天上午在哪里吗?
SCP-4630-1: I don't know, probably in my fucking cell.
SCP-4630-1:不省的,约摸是在我那烂单元里。
Dr. Markson: You don't remember?
Dr. Markson:你不记得?
SCP-4630-1: No, I don't remember. Do you think you'd remember every time you stared at a grey concrete wall?
SCP-4630-1:不,我不记得。你觉得你每次对着面灰不拉几的水泥墙“面壁思过”的时候你能记得住什么?
Dr. Markson: I see. Thank you, Mr. Peele.
Dr. Markson:明白了,感谢你的配合,皮尔先生。
[END LOG]
Request to 4630 Lead Researcher from Dr. Sabrina Markson
自Dr. Sabrina Markson向4630首席研究员之回复
Re: SCP-4630-2 Experiment
主题:SCP-4630-2 实验
Due to the results of Experiment 4630-1, I hereby request another opportunity to experiment with SCP-4630-A in order to see if the entity can be genetically engineered to be more useful in pinpointing the genetic and/or thaumaturgical elements responsible for sapience and spontaneous auditory generation.
基于实验4630-1的结果,我在此请求另一个对SCP-4630-A进行实验的机会,以查看特定实体是否可以通过基因工程改造以更精确地确定促进智慧和自发性听觉产生的遗传和/或奇术因素。
Responce to request by Dr. Sabrina Markson from 4630 Lead Researcher
自4630首席研究员应Dr.Sabrina Markson要求之答复
Re: SCP-4630-2 Experiment
主题:SCP-4630-2实验
I'll give the go ahead, but be careful Bri, we don't really know the forces we're messing with here.
我准许实验继续,但要小心,Bri。我们真的不知道我们在这里在胡乱测试的力量是什么。
By order of 4630 Lead Researcher
自4630首席研究员之命令
Re: SCP-4630-2 Experiment
主题:SCP-4630-2实验
The experiment to extract and implant an amount of SCP-4630-A into a modified individual of the species Zea mays[[footnote]]Commonly known as corn.[[/footnote]] is to be begun on 15 April 2016 at 0800 by Researcher Markson, Researcher Carlos, and Junior Researcher Vala.
研究员Markson,研究员Carlos和初级研究员Vala于2016年4月15日0800始开展将一定量SCP-4630-A提取并植入到Zea mays6的改良个体中的实验。
AUDIO LOG 4630-C
DATE: 16 April 2016
日期:2016/04/16
NOTE: Initial interview with SCP-4630-2. Dr. Carlos presiding.
前言:对SCP-4630-2的初次采访。由Dr. Carlos主持。
[BEGIN LOG]
Dr. Carlos: Good morning, SCP-4630-2.
Dr. Carlos:早上好,SCP-4630-2。
SCP-4630-2: Oh god. Am I dead? I figured if there was a god, he'd do this kind of cruel joke to me…
SCP-4630-2:天啊,我是死了吗?我想,如果真的有神,他怎么会对我开这种残酷的玩笑……
Dr. Carlos: SCP-4630-2, please elaborate. What is particularly cruel?
Dr. Carlos:SCP-4630-2,请详细说明。有什么特别残酷的?
SCP-4630-2: The last thing I remember, I was lying in bed, which means I'm probably dead. I'd bet those bastards at the ███ did it too, they've been planning their little █████████ ████ █████ for years now, and I guess they finally built up the nerve to strike.
SCP-4630-2:我印象里最后一件事是我躺在床上,这意味着我可能已经死了。我敢打赌那些在███的混蛋也这样做了,他们多年来一直在计划他们的小██████████████████,我想他们终于鼓起勇气制造了这次袭击。
Dr. Carlos: I'm sorry, but, if you don't mind me asking, why would the ███ target you specifically?
Dr. Carlos:抱歉打断一下,如果您不介意的话,为什么███会专门针对您?
SCP-4630-2: Because I'm O5-█, Joseph Cobb, you simpleton. (pause) I'm sorry, that was uncalled for. I'm just in shock is all.
SCP-4630-2:因为我是O5-█,约瑟夫·科布,你个白痴。 (停顿)真的抱歉,这没必要。我只是震惊而已。
Dr. Carlos: Oh shit.
Dr. Carlos:妈的。
[END LOG]






