Thank you for purchasing the Buteo Series Mechanical Exoskeleton!


To walk you through installation, usage and safety precautions, please welcome our feathery friend: Finn the Falcon!


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I'm Finn the Falcon, your feathery friend from Anderson Robotics! 我是小鹰芬恩,从在安德森机器人来的您羽绒绒的朋友!

I'm here to teach you all about your new purchase, the Buteo Series Mechanical Exoskeleton!

With old age being a growing problem, you made the right decision to get out of your impermanent organic body to switch to one that'll keep you looking young, strong, and healthy, forever!


Features! 特性!


Our product has a wide variety of features to give you all the feeling of a real body and the safety of a near-indestructible exo-suit!

Customizable Appearance 可定制的外貌

Thanks to our collaborative efforts with Prometheus Labs, the material from which you'll be constructed will feel just like the real thing! 普罗米修斯实验室与我们的合作使您的新躯体感觉就像是您真正的身体一般!

You'll experience true comfort in your new body, being able to be who you want to be; change all sorts of things about you when ever you want! For example, you won't have to worry about a haircut because you can simply will your hair to grow! It can be up to three feet long and as short as completely bald; simply think about the hairstyle you want, and the Buteo Series Mechanical Exoskeleton will grow or cut your hair for you! 在新的躯体内,您将感受到获得自己梦寐以求的身体的至高的愉悦。您可以随时随地改变您的外表!比如说,您将不会再为理发而费心,因为您可以用自己的想法来使的头发变长!有了最长能达到一米,最短可以完全秃头的发型,只要您想象一下自己想要的发型,鵟系列机械外骨骼就可以帮您将头发剪短或变长!

Additional customizations are included too, such as eye color, height, build, and even sex, should you feel like taking a different gender for a spin!1除此之外,您还可以享受其他可定制与调节的部分,包括瞳色,身高,与体型,当您想要体验一下作为另一个性别的人的感受时,甚至也可以改变性别!2

Reinforced Plating 强化电镀

Of course, making a vessel that could easily be destroyed or worn down would defeat the point of being in a robotic body. To avoid this, the plating has been enhanced to be super resistant to the wear and tear of not only daily life, but even more extreme situations too! 当然,如果一个机械身体可以被轻易摧毁或磨损,它就失去了存在的意义。因此,我们在外壳上添加了强化电镀,以便防止日常磨损,甚至在最极端的情况下也能完好无损!

Ever felt like skydiving? This exoskeleton can withstand a fall from 15,000 feet, so you won't need to worry about a parachute! It's even got temperature regulators so you can take a pleasant trip to the harsh volcanos of Hawai'i or the frigid landscapes of Antarctica! 您有没有想过去跳伞?此外骨骼可以承受从五千米下落的冲击力,所以您连降落伞都不用携带啦!它还可以自动控制体温,使您可以享受夏威夷的凶猛的火山与南极冰冷的景观!

It'll enable you to do anything you want to do, without fear! 有了它,您就可以不再畏惧做任何你想做的事情了!

Realistic Sensations 真实感受

Just walking around feeling numb isn't going to be the way you'd want to live the rest of your life, so we made sure to add in a way to truly feel human! 毫无触感地度过一生并不是您梦想中的生活,所以我们添加了一点能让您感觉像是真正人类一般的部件!

All sensations work, and can be turned on and off for certain body parts using discrete dials within your new body! Sight can be magnified, smells and tastes can become more enhanced, sounds can become clearer and you can just forget about how sensitive you can make your sense of touch!3 所有的感觉器官都包括在内,并在身体某些部分可随时用不同的按钮开启与关闭!视觉可以被放大,而嗅觉与味觉可以被加强,听觉可以变得更灵敏,更不用说触觉可以变得多敏感了!4

Finally, there's the one thing that people have been hoping for: a sleep function! Once you activate your exoskeleton's specific key-code, you can fall asleep for as long as you like! There will even be an option to wake you up from an outsider's perspective, in case you need to get off your lazy circuits and do something with your life! 最后,则是所有人都期待的:睡眠功能!当您输入您外骨骼的特殊代码,您将能够进入睡眠,且想睡多久就睡多久!如果想要叫醒您那懒懒的电路,您甚或可以选择从另一个人的视角来叫醒自己,然后去过您丰富多彩的生活!

Adaptive Oxidizer 自适应氧化剂

To top it all off, you won't even need to worry about breathing or eating or any other kind of "refueling" with this product! The exoskeleton can absorb carbon dioxide in the atmosphere and use it to keep your brain healthy, preventing memory loss typical of un-augmented individuals reaching old age! Heck, it can even gather oxygen out of water, making it possible for you to take a pleasant stroll on the ocean floor! The possibilities are endless! 这些特性中最重要的,则是有了它,您完全不需要去担心呼吸,进食,以及所有的“燃料补给”!此外骨骼可以吸收大气层中的二氧化碳来保持您大脑健康,以防止身体老化造成的记忆流失!嘿,它还能从水中提取氧气,使您能够在海底悠闲地散步!它可有着无限的可能性!


Installation! 安装!

Be careful here! 这里要小心!

Fortunately, you don't have to worry about installation with this product! Buteo Series Mechanical Exoskeletons are custom-made per customer, and careful surgical operations are done in order to install their brains into the new system! However, you will need to go through a series of tests to ensure that there wasn't a mistake in the operation or a flaw in the construction of the product. 幸运的是,您不需要自己安装此产品!鵟系列机械外骨骼是针对各个顾客的体征而定制的,我们将用一个精密计划的手术来将顾客们的大脑一直到这个新的系统中!虽说如此,为了确认手术中不会发生失误,且在产品定制时没有任何缺陷,您还是需要进行一系列的测试。

Sight Test 视觉测试

One of the first sensations you will feel after being installed in your Buteo Series Mechanical Exoskeleton is sight. If you are conscious and cannot see, then please attempt to alert your doctor for there may have been a malfunction in the surgery or construction of the product. This test is necessary as sight is one of the most requested things that people want in their new body, what with eyesight almost always fading to near uselessness once you hit 100!

Motion Test 移动测试

If for any reason you are unable to move a body part after installation, stay still and attempt to focus on moving that particular body part. Certain body parts may require this process as the adaptation from organic to mechanical muscles may need a "jump start". Should the problem persist beyond this, please alert your doctor. While your body may be able to move fine, be sure to regularly test your limbs every two months to make sure if any repairs or replacements need to be made.

Speech Test 发声测试

Attempt to make basic sounds with your new mouth before trying to form sentences. Work your way from vowel sounds to simple words to familiarize yourself with the process. If you cannot recognize the sounds coming out of your mouth as words, please alert your doctor as there has been a language recognition error during the surgery. This test is not necessarily needed for people who are born mute, as learning to speak without an impediment takes consistently more time, however communication is key for most other people!

Sensory Test 感官测试

Beyond sight, you will need to test if hearing, touch, smell and taste are also functional in your new Buteo Series Mechanical Exoskeleton. Attempt to differentiate different sensations using your new body, and should any of them feel diluted or non-existent, it may be caused by your sensations beginning on lower settings. Should the problem persist after increasing the sensitivity of the product, please alert your doctor. This test is especially crucial for those who ordered custom sensitivity settings, such as enhanced sight or hearing.


Proper Usage! 正确用法!


With basic tests out of the way, you'll need to know about the proper usage of your new body now that you're in it! This part is the most simple, though it still needs a little explaining.

Put plainly, live your life! Be careful for the first few months that you're wearing your new body. Don't go skydiving or water walking or rapidly changing your appearance the moment that you get it figured out — go into your new life carefully at first. You need to watch for certain bugs that might not have shown up in the initial tests, or, in a worst-case-scenario, a part needing to be replaced. Be sure to contact your doctor to order a replacement part, because being without an arm or a leg could be an uncomfortable way to get around in a body that's supposed to be an improvement over your old life.

Once you're comfortable with your body, feel free to start getting more extreme!5 This is the point where you can start becoming a stunt driver or a brave explorer, or just stay in the more calm life you were in before!

What you do with your new life is up to you, and with the Buteo Series Mechanical Exoskeleton, your life is the least of your worries from now on!


Warnings! 警告!

The following list is a list of prohibitions once you are installed into your Buteo Series Mechanical Exoskeleton. Please read and follow this list. 以下是在您进入自己的鵟系列机械外骨骼后需要注意的禁忌。请仔细阅读此列表。

Do not leave Earth's atmosphere.

The Buteo Series Mechanical Exoskeleton is unfit for space travel at the current time, as the product itself has been prone to disassembling in certain low-gravity scenarios.

Do not expose your exoskeleton to hazardous materials.

Do not expose your exoskeleton to hazardous materials for prolonged periods of time without proper equipment. Certain corrosive or extreme temperature substances have been seen to irreparably destroy mechanical nerve endings with the Buteo Series Mechanical Exoskeleton if in contact for too long. If necessary, handle said materials with extreme caution and proper supplies.

Do not remove your brain from your new exoskeleton.

The surgical process to install a brain into a Buteo Series Mechanical Exoskeleton renders the brain non-functional if removed, and cannot be re-installed into an exoskeleton or new body beyond removal.

Do not do any other activities that exceed your assigned dopamine limit.

Do not produce quantities of dopamine that exceed the limit stated by your doctor. Dopamine and other similar hormones are known to interfere with the connection between the Buteo Series Mechanical Exoskeleton and your brain. Avoid activities that cause increased dopamine production. Such activities include eating particularly indulgent food, listening to loud music or recreational drug use.6 Should you notice signs of sluggishness or difficulty with senses while participating in an enjoyable activity, please stop enjoying yourself.

Do not orgasm.

Whether self-induced or induced by a partner, orgasming is one of the most common exceeders of the Buteo Series Mechanical Exoskeleton's dopamine limit. Unless given explicit permission by your doctor, sexual intercourse or masturbation to climax is incredibly dangerous. If you wish to have children, please be sure to store a suitable amount of eggs or sperm before your upcoming surgery.

Should any of these warnings be ignored, Anderson Robotics is not liable for any irreparable damage to your Buteo Series Mechanical Exoskeleton.


Final Words! 最后的话!

With all this in mind, please enjoy your product, and your new life! Anderson Robotics thanks you for your purchase! I've been Finn the Falcon, and I hope you have a better future, today! 指南在这里就结束了,请尽情享受您购买的产品以及您新的生活!安德森机器人感谢您的购买!我是小鹰芬恩,祝您今天就能获得一个美好的未来!

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