卡牌颜色: 红色牌
卡牌标题: 海绵弹玩具枪
副标题:一句漫不经心的双关语
类型:武器,远程
效应:奇妙海绵弹玩具枪令一切变得更糟,尤其擅长伦理可疑的人形变形。一次作废。
数值:变形攻击 / - 10 ACC
Deets主管: 好的Hannah,像咱们计划的一样。让他们瞧瞧谁才是正牌异常收容部队。
Washington中士: 遵命。Alright nuts and bolts, let's see how you like hot iron!
Washington中士: 什么玩意儿?现实扭曲居然算作弊?规则里可没有这条!你特么的一定是在逗—
Nanku特种兵: …所有桌面游戏都是这么开局的么?
Irantu中士: 真粗鲁。
Deets主管: 嗯,不好意思。话说回来,他们干嘛让你俩来玩这个?
Irantu中士: 我被告知这是情感拓展培训的一部分。队长觉着这是个好主意,因为我们头一次感到情绪波动是在玩大富翁的时候。以极端暴怒的状态作为参照对我们理解其他人大有帮助。
Shaw特工: 海绵弹玩具枪啊? 我记得这货。早该如此,那些二逼拯救了俺免得俺变成祸害。(About time those idiots help me instead of being a pain.)
Shaw特工: 啊哈,跟这呢。我真想不通为啥一堆东西里只有它在床头柜上?谁在——
Merlo特工: 好样的,CLARISSA!Wooohooo!去你妈的Adams,我的特工先找着这异常的!等等,Clarissa? Clarissa!快醒醒!
Adams特工: 我干嘛要来呢? 我甚至根本不喜欢桌面游戏。
Thompson特种兵: 是啊,到手了!酷毙了。Andrea,我有没有跟你说过勇敢者的游戏是我从小最爱看的电影, 就像美梦成——啊啊啊啊啊——
Shaw特工: 抽什么风Thompson,刚刚是你在附近猴子叫? 哦老天爷这真是句糟糕的双关语,这小蠢枪必须得让我蹭一下了(双关=沾我的光了).
Nanku特种兵: 所以我赢了?
胜利音乐响起。声音因周围的水体而失真扭曲。
Nanku特种兵: 啊哈,我得说,你的努力多少还是有报偿的。这是我读过的一句鼓舞人心的胜利格言。那么准确地说到底是怎么个鼓舞法?
Deets主管: 喔…差一点就说对了。
记录ID: 3301|017
参与者:Dumas特工和Tucker特工,Perkins博士和Steele特工,研究员Patel和政治犯Justice Locke,研究员Dumas和D-101 (因表现良好获得游戏时间作为奖励)。
游戏场地: 红海之下两万里
胜利者:Dumas特工和Tucker特工
胜利条件:种族灭绝先生
难度:Maksur
时长:4h 28m 14s
奖金:$100,000,000
游戏概要:开局时每个副队员都挨了一枪,Tucker特工伤在脚趾头,Steele特工伤在肘子,Locke脸部中枪侥幸存活。D-101报告说有东西穿过头发贴着他头皮飞过去了。
开局后,玩家们出现在一片被血红太阳照亮的稀疏树林里。玩家各自位于巨大的红色湖岸边上的不同地点。每队都全副武装,这得益于Dumas特工出的白卡“全球超自然联盟”,这张卡用10张红卡顶掉了每个玩家的手牌。
玩家花了接下来的几轮摧毁各种异常。Patel研究员牵头试图休战,胁迫对手们奔着"联盟先生"目标而努力。在第三个小时,Perkins博士和Steele特工保持领先地位,该队一共摧毁了21个异常。Dumas特工出了张蓝色同伴卡“夜间运输者”(3899),这允许Tucker特工在游戏区域里自由行动,无须掷骰子确定行动范围。
Dumas特工早些时候发现了隐藏卡的线索,根据他的吩咐,Tucker特工赶紧搜遍游戏里每个角落,以期让他们小队成为发现者先生。隐藏卡“墨菲牌软呢帽”(3043)最终在地图东北角被找到。那卡牌被一个超凡神性存在“天蝉”(3004)守护着。得益于Tucker特工的神速buff,他得以携牌潜逃并避开来自该实体的威胁。他们的回合结束于跨湖回归收容设施途中,载具和隐藏卡通通落入湖心。
轮到Dumas特工和Tucker特工出牌时,他们出了三打橙卡。其中四张都是神圣级或更高级神性卡。玩家们在地图南方的墙附近集合。Tucker特工队在下一轮赶上了大部队,并用手头的卡牌抵御了攻击。他们的努力得到了研究员Patel的协助,Patel出了张同伴卡“新兵蛋子”(),那卡牌摧毁了几个异常并使Patel研究员的队伍获得领先。当异常实体“夏日流亡”()赶到大家的所在地后,“新兵蛋子”被撕卡了。
在4小时27分的时间里,为了自保所有玩家都几乎空血,研究员Patel队继续领先.最后还剩下一个异常实体" 一个总看你不顺眼的娘们,你还躲不了 "她不攻击,总在火力范围外远远瞪视着玩家.轮到Dumas特工和Tucker特工动手时,Dumas特工投骰子投出了十二,直接导致Tucker特工脱离了大部队,在最终轮次,Dumas特工大发神威触发了一张陷阱卡“可疑蠕沙”一举干掉了其它玩家,使其所在队伍成为了种族灭绝先生。
Event Description: A large creature estimated 2 kilometers long breached the surface of the Puget Sound in Washington State. The creature had an exterior resembling a sperm whale.
Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████
Location: Puget Sound, Washington, U.S.A
Follow-up Actions Taken: Foundation removed any details about the anomalous nature of the creature from local news sources. Witnesses on ferries and close enough beaches administered Class A amnestics.
事件描述:一形似抹香鲸、体长约2千米的大型生物冲出了普吉特海湾的海面。
发生日期:██/██/████
地点:美国华盛顿州普吉特海湾
采取的后续行动:基金会
Event Description: The lost continent of Lemuria appeared quietly and 5 Lemurians materialized, and entered Sri Lanka.
Date of Occurrence: ██/██/████
Location: Sri Lanka
Follow-up Actions Taken: Agents, working as journalists reported the story as normal, but only said a group called "Lemuria" created the Lemurians and also disinformed public that they were people in costumes.
事件描述:失落的雷姆利亚大陆悄然出现,五(5)名雷姆利亚人实体化并进入斯里兰卡。
发生日期:██/██/████
地点:斯里兰卡
采取的后续行动:做为记者潜伏的特工正常报道了该事件,只说了一个叫做“雷姆利亚”的群创造了雷姆利亚人并欺骗大众雷姆利亚人
Event Description: At exactly 2pm, 24 instances of a semi-erotic calendar appeared in numerous foundation sites. Inside the calendar, images of Dr. Elliot, Dr. Kiryu, Dr. ████, Agent Merlo, Director ██████, Dr. Right, Agent █████, Researcher █████, Agent ████, Dr. Marie, Dr. ████, and Dr. Jack Bright. The Calendar displayed the name Double D-class, and despite the statements of personnel included in the calendar, shows signs of being planned and professionally made.
Date of Occurrence: ██/01/14
Location: Sites █, ██, ██, ██, and █
Follow-up Actions Taken: Most instances were recovered by Foundation staff, several copies have been confiscated from staff since the incident.
Note: Dr. Jack Bright was not inhabiting a female body at the time, indicating that either a prop was used or this is a mistake by the creator.
Event Description: All black pens in the west wing of Site-24 ran out of ink simultaneously.
Date of Occurrence: ██/██/20██
Location: West wing of Site-24.
Follow-up Actions Taken: All Foundation personnel switched to blue pens for 24 hours until Agent ██████ got more black pens.
事件描述:
发生日期:██/██/████
地点:
采取的后续行动:
Event Description: In the span of two minutes, Agent ██████, a newly recruited member of MTF-Zeta-2, received over seven thousand texts from his mother. Most of the texts were nonsensical, consisting of word salad or strings of seemingly random letters. However, several words and phrases were noticeably repeated throughout the texts, including "don't", "why", "not my son", "what did you do" and "it isn't me". Interrogation of Agent ██████'s mother revealed that she had not used her phone that day; however, she reported a stabbing headache around the time the messages had been sent, as well as a sudden, irrational distrust towards Agent █████.
Date of Occurrence: 6/23/2016
Location: Chicago, Illinois.
Follow-up Actions Taken: Both Agent █████ and his mother have been placed under surveillance for further anomalous activity, and Agent █████ has been temporarily removed from MTF-Zeta-2 pending investigation.
事件描述:两分钟之内,MTF-Zeta-2新招募的特工█████收到了来自他母亲的七千多条消息。
发生日期:6/23/2016
地点:伊利诺伊州,芝加哥
采取的后续行动:因可能出现的异常现象,特工█████与他的母亲已皆被监控,特工█████被暂时移出MTF-Zeta-2等待调查。