项目编号:SCP-CN-2062
项目等级:Safe
特殊收容措施:所有因故失去SCP-CN-2062-1的人类的相关信息应被登记于数据库,并不定期以可行的掩盖方式对其进行休谟指数的测量,指数显著异常的个体应被收容。任何部门与站点不应将失去SCP-CN-2062-1的人类个人雇用为基金会员工。
描述:SCP-CN-2062为一待定时间点,基于目前的信息推测在2021年3月16日14:13:00至14:14:00(GMT)之间。SCP-CN-2062-1是对所有出生时间在SCP-CN-2062之后的人类的阑尾器官的统称。不论处于人体内部或已被移除,在目前进行过测试的异常环境中(休谟指数范围为10~300),任何一个SCP-CN-2062-1个体在处于该环境内以及离开该环境后的休谟指数均为100。目前对导致此现象的机制尚无合理解释。
除拥有SCP-CN-2062-1以外,每一个出生于SCP-CN-2062之后的人类与其余人类没有其他身体结构上的差异。出生于该时间点后人类个体的其他器官不存在类似性质,且在离开异常环境后,休谟指数会变化至与该环境的指数更为接近的水平。相对于之前的人类,此种变化更明显,因此推测SCP-CN-2062-1能够起到稳定人体休谟指数的作用。若一上述个体与具有现实扭曲能力的实体频繁接触或已失去SCP-CN-2062较长时间,则该个体同样可能获得现扭曲现实的能力。
伦理道德委员会已批准工程部利用从各类事故中回收的SCP-CN-2062对现有的斯克兰顿现实稳定锚进行功能加强。加强成功的版本预计将在2000 2005 2013 2016 2020 2022年在各站点推广使用。
尽管类似于SCP-CN-2062的器官同样存在于其他部分哺乳动物体内,但都不具有SCP-CN-2062的特殊性质。目前为止,也没有在任何其他物种体内发现具有休谟指数恒定这一性质的器官。
“老乔!你可算回来了,快点过来!”
“卧靠,你慢点,别拽我啊!咝……疼疼疼!”
“哎哟,大男人怕什么疼,不就是去了趟男科修理中心,至于嘛。”
“我那是工伤!狗日的麦宗,真他妈丧心病狂!‘旨在给用户带来极致的体验’,我下体都没了验个啥啊!”
“还不是你自告奋勇要测试。当时你雄赳赳气昂昂的样子我们可都存下来了,有空看看?”
“还有完没完了……别折磨我了行不,求你了……”
“哈哈,长教训就行。而且你还非要去医院,怎么,还真看上哪个医疗部的姑娘了?不敢这么快就暴露本性?”
“您就别撒盐了,说正事吧……”
“这不是想让折磨更深刻一点嘛。虽然当时D级人员是有点缺,你也没必要亲自上阵啊。说正事啊,正事就是现在D级储备彻底没了。咦,那你岂不是可以把待测试的项目亲自全过一遍?”
“什么情况?我休假之前不是还有一批存货吗?”
“都用没了啊。模因部新来的研究员没操作过生化D级,还把项目插到群体接口了。轰隆,五十个大脑瞬间因为悖论信息超载直接烧焦。说实话,还挺香。”
“不是,怎么就五十个了,从哈德斯进的最后一批不是五百个吗?”
“你走之前这批只到了一半。模因部废了最后的五十个,特遣队那边申请了一百五十个说是要当实体靶练习……”
“都2077年了怎么还用实体靶啊,全息和VR套装是摆设吗?”
“他们统一都说虚拟的东西没手感,而且确实很久没给他们批了,伦理委员会那边也没说啥。剩下五十个零零散散地都被分没了。呃,逆模因部分了几个来着……”
“别提逆模因部了,一提我就头疼。哈德斯怎么了,剩下那一半这么久还不来?”
“你看新闻了没?”
“没看,咋了?”
特殊收容措施:在未被用于测试时,SCP-3324应被收容于Site-77的一个标准小型物件收容柜内。
任何想要使用SCP-3324的人员必须得到站点主管的书面批准。若站点主管想要使用SCP-3324,则必须得到O5的批准。所有涉及到SCP-3324的测试必须由站点主管进行严格的计划、记录以及后续归档,以限制潜在的滥用行为。若任何Site-77人员在没有预期的情况下表现出了肾结石的症状,该人员需进行测试以检验是否为一SCP-3324-2个体。
Any individual who wishes to access SCP-3324 must get the written permission of the Site Director to do so. If the Site Director wishes to access SCP-3324, they must obtain O5 approval to do so. All testing performed involving SCP-3324 must be rigorously planned, documented, and filed with the Site Director to curb possible abuse. If any Site-77 personnel unexpectedly develop symptoms of kidney stones, they are to be tested to determine if the individual is an SCP-3324-2 instance.
在31号测试后,所有SCP-3324与其他异常的交互测试需要得到4级或更高人员的书面批准。
Following Test 31, cross-testing of SCP-3324 with other anomalies requires written permission from a Level-4 or higher individual.
描述:SCP-3324是一个不锈钢手持滤网,其上的生产标志表明项目是由奥尼达有限公司1制造的。在基金会对于项目所属型号的模型制造过程的调查中,没有发现同型号或型号相似的滤网具有异常性质或有异常活动的痕迹。is a stainless steel hand sieve with manufacturing marks suggesting it was produced by Oneida Limited. A Foundation investigation found no other sieves of the same or similar models with anomalous properties or evidence of anomalous activity during the manufacturing of said models.
若个体向SCP-3324进行排尿行为,项目的异常性质会显现,导致该个体(被标记为SCP-3324-1)会回溯性地患上肾结石。2排尿行为发生后,SCP-3324-1个体会开始在18天前罹患肾结石。随着结石经过肾脏以及输尿管,最后聚集并进入SCP-3324,此类个体会间歇地经历严重的下背部疼痛、血尿以及轻微的泌尿系统感染的症状。在肾结石被排出的过程中,可使用合适的设备检测到快子的发射。
If an individual urinates into SCP-3324, its anomalous properties will trigger and cause the individual (henceforth designated SCP-3324-1) to develop nephrolithiasis (kidney stones) retroactively.3 Upon urinating into SCP-3324, an SCP-3324-1 instance will begin to suffer from kidney stones 18 days in the past. They will intermittently experience severe lower-back pain, bloody urine, and occasionally minor urinary tract infections as the stone moves through the kidney and ureter, culminating in the stone being passed into SCP-3324. Appropriate instruments detect tachyon emission as the kidney stone is being passed.
SCP-3324-1个体拥有两类分歧的记忆,一类记忆中个体在18天前已经患上肾结石(当前时间线),另一类记忆中并没有(之前的时间线)。其他个体可能会同样获得第二类记忆。对于非SCP-3324-1个体,使其拥有两类记忆的标准即使存在,也尚不明确。但任何个体获得第二类记忆的可能性大致与此个体在过去的18天内与SCP-3324-1个体互动的频率成正比。
SCP-3324-1 instances possess two divergent sets of memories, one in which they were suffering from kidney stones over the past 18 days (the current timeline), and one in which they were not (the previous timeline). Other individuals may have this second set of memories as well. The criteria that determines which individuals other than the SCP-3324-1 instance receive multiple sets of memories, if indeed any exist, is not fully understood. However, it is known that the likelihood of any given individual receiving a second set of memories is roughly proportional to how frequently that individual interacted with the SCP-3324-1 instance over the past 18 days.
在当前和之前的时间线中,SCP-3324-1所经历的事件整体上总是非常相似。肾结石最明显的症状(例如特别严重的下背部疼痛)出现于SCP-3324-1在之前的时间线中进行相对不重要的活动时。因此理论推测SCP-3324以某种方法使得自身对时间线的影响较小。
The overall sequence of events in the lives of SCP-3324-1 instances are invariably very similar in the current and previous timelines. The most impactful symptoms of Nephrolithiasis (such as particularly severe bouts of lower-back pain) occur when the SCP-3324-1 instance was doing relatively inconsequential activities in the previous timeline. It has therefore been theorized that SCP-3324 is predisposed to minimizing the impact it has on the timeline in some way.
在事故████-E后,发现SCP-3324拥有第二种异常性质。受到此种性质影响的人员被标记为SCP-3324-2。更多信息仅限具有4或3/3324级权限的人员查看。
SCP-3324 has a second set of anomalous properties, discovered after Incident ████-E. Individuals affected by this second set of symptoms are designated SCP-3324-2. Further details are restricted to personnel with Level 4 or 3/3324 clearance.
事故████-E:在2017年7月9日,On 07/09/17, SCP-████ underwent an Unwrapping Event and accidentally referred to itself in the third person, enabling SCP-████-1 to escape its containment chamber and flee into a nearby D-Class dormitory. Once inside, it killed 3 D-Class and injured 7 before being re-contained by security personnel. SCP-████ researchers have concluded that SCP-████ cannot reasonably be held responsible for the incident, and so no disciplinary measures will be taken. SCP-████ is currently working with researchers to develop ways to prevent such incidents in the future.
During Incident ████-E, SCP-████-1 appeared to choose not to attack D-348-6166-0040, which is unprecedented behavior for the object. A rigorous series of tests were carried out to try and determine the cause of this unusual behavior, to inconclusive results. However, 2 days after Incident ████-E, D-348 began to exhibit symptoms of kidney stones. It was then hypothesized that SCP-3324 may have been connected to SCP-████-1's behavior. When it was discovered that D-348 had been scheduled for testing with SCP-3324 10 days in the future4, the current model for the object's second set of anomalous properties was created.
If an individual with access to SCP-33245 plans for an individual (either themselves or another) to urinate into SCP-3324 at some point in the future, the individual scheduled to use SCP-3324 becomes an instance of SCP-3324-2. SCP-3324-2 instances will begin to exhibit symptoms of kidney stones. If they are planned to use SCP-3324 more than 18 days in the future, they will begin exhibiting symptoms 18 days prior to the planned date. If an SCP-3324-2 instance is scheduled to use the object less than 18 days in the future, they will begin exhibiting symptoms at variable times, ranging from a few hours after the plan is made to 2.5 days before the planned time.
SCP-3324-2 instances cannot be prevented from urinating into SCP-3324 and passing their kidney stone at the planned time. Any action that would prevent this will be thwarted by circumstance in some way. It is believed that this is the result of SCP-3324 manipulating causality to avert a temporal paradox; if the SCP-3324-2 instance does not pass their stone into SCP-3324 there will be no retrocausal agent to give them the stone in the first place. Attempted actions averted by SCP-3324 include surgical removal of the kidney stone, confinement to a different room during the planned time, and killing the SCP-3324-2 instance.
Selected Experiment Log:
Test 17 - 07/12/17
Subject: D-348
Proposal: D-348 will be sedated to the point of unconsciousness. Agent Binney will then attempt to terminate D-348 with his sidearm.
Results: On the first attempt, Agent Binney's sidearm jammed. Agent Binney then disassembled, thoroughly cleaned, and reassembled his weapon. On his second attempt, his firearm jammed again. Agent Binney cleaned his weapon a second time. On his third attempt the weapon fired successfully, however Agent Binney unexpectedly sneezed while firing, causing the shot to miss D-348's head and hit his shoulder instead. At this point Dr. Thompson, SCP-3324 Lead Researcher, called an end to the test, and D-348 was given medical treatment for his wound.
Analysis: I ended the test when I did because I thought that the causality affecting properties of SCP-3324 had been adequately established. However, the possibility that I chose to end the test at the point I did due to SCP-3324's influence has not escaped me. - Dr. Thompson.
Test 31 - 08/25/17
Subject: D-720-1963-4822
Proposal: D-720 will be made into an SCP-3324-2 instance. He will then be exposed to SCP-████, which, due to the nature of its anomalous properties, kills 100% of individuals exposed to its anomalous effect.
Results: Upon entering SCP-████'s active radius, D-720 triggered its active state, as is expected. However, shortly before the time in which SCP-████ was expected to terminate D-720, D-720 vanished for 1.42 seconds before reappearing. He was then vaporized in a manner typical of those exposed to SCP-████. 9 days later, at the planned date and time, SCP-3324 was laid on a table in a testing chamber equipped with tachyon detectors and high speed cameras. D-720 manifested for 1.42 seconds in the testing chamber. His pants and underpants manifested on the floor approximately .5 meters behind him. An estimated 2 milliliters of urine came out of his penis and landed in SCP-3324. At the same time, D-720's kidney stone emerged at high speed through the skin of the lower-left portion of his torso and landed in SCP-3324. Greatly elevated tachyon emissions were measured during this period.
Analysis: Well, looks like 3324 isn't quite the miracle causality armor we hoped it was, but it still has tremendous potential. Heck, what happened to D-720 is only a little bit worse than what was going to happen to him anyway. - Dr. Thompson.
SCP-3324 was recovered from the ███ fraternity house at the University of ████████. Fraternity member Jeffrey B████ became an SCP-3324-1 instance during a hazing ritual in which he was made to urinate on and then clean various objects. The following day he discussed his feeling of having two sets of memories on social media, to try and determine if anyone else had had a similar experience. Several friends reported that they, too, remembered certain events two ways. A Foundation webcrawler flagged the exchange as a probable indicator of anomalous activity, leading to the recovery of the item.
自:operations.administration@foundation.scp
至:laura.luthersdottir@foundation.scp
主题:新试验流程的一些细节
You will be urinating into SCP-3324 4 weeks from now, as will all other members of MTF Upsilon 10. You all have been granted Level 3/3324 clearance to understand the purpose for this. The field utility of SCP-3324 will be tested in your upcoming operation.Good luck soldier, and drink plenty of fluids.
项目编号:SCP-CN-2062
项目等级:Safe
特殊收容措施:在项目自身、SDECotW部分成员和逻辑部进行三方协商后,SCP-CN-2062被收容于Site-CN-21的一间单人用办公室中。负责人员应根据SCP-CN-2062的要求提供A4尺寸的白纸和铅笔。经过批准,任何人员可向SCP-CN-2062通过SCP-CN-2062-1的形式提出有助于收容其他项目的问题。其余收容措施限持有需5/CN-2062级权限的人员访问。
描述:SCP-CN-2062是一类概念在基准现实的映射实体。
SCP-CN-2031-1是对一类迷题的统称,由逻辑部设计,被用于与SCP-CN-2031进行交流沟通。
我们行事不依赖任何律法或道德准则,能够约束我们的只有亘古不变的自然规律。我们信奉的一切原则也存在于诸位的潜意识之中,只是你们过于狂妄而背弃了它们。万物在我以先,万物亦在我之后,但万事万物都遵循着我的逻辑而彼此效力。即使你们以为我是靠漏洞得胜的,
项目编号:SCP-CN-2661
项目等级:Safe
特殊收容措施:任何疑似受到项目影响的人员应主动向伦理道德委员会申报并在经过埃式心理评估程序后,根据评估结果从当前职位中暂时离职1到5年。好了,我觉得这样就够了。无需惊讶,我还是有权限把这种又臭又长的东西改成我想要的样子。那张拉布拉多的照片也是我加上去的,毕竟怕身后有眼,这样也许还能让别人以为你突然对一篇关于狗的文档感兴趣。你也不用担心那些AIC和爬虫,它们在扫描的时候也只能看到作为掩藏码的原文档。不过你还是不要做什么过分的举动,不然我这些掩饰就没有意义了。然后你也许会开始想,什么东西能把O5-1逼成这个样子。其实第一句话已经告诉你了,就是那个心理评估。
描述:SCP-CN-2363是一种基金会成员在长期工作后可能产生的异常心理现象,具体体现为不定期地坚信某些非异常事物存在异常性质,如果长时间持有此种信念,则该人员所接触的非异常物品扭曲为异常物品或周围发生异常事件的频率将显著提升。为了让你相信我还没有疯,我起码要让你知道这究竟是怎么回事,所以第一句描述我还是没有改。
桌上摆着两份由你批准过的调动申请,他和她明天就将离开这里。你甚至没有试着劝说他们为了你留下:他们为你做过的事情太多太多,而你能做的只有让两个人就职的新站点尽可能近些,因为子栋还小。你甚至有机会提出帮助他们照顾子栋,但你总是怀疑自己有没有这个份。
门外的走廊传来了脚步声,现在是下班时间。你的下属和同事们有说有笑地离开,你应该又是最后一个人了。脚步声消失了,能听到的声响只有秒针有规律的滴答声,如同……如同脉搏的跳动。
你的思绪又回到了那间封闭病房,但每次这样你都只能回想起一个片段:你躺在床上,意识模糊地听到门外争吵的声音,激烈到甚至都盖过了稳定锚的运转声,心电仪的节奏,还有你自己的沉重呼吸。康复后,你从没问过他们在吵什么,也没问过吵了多久吵了几次,但你以前和之后从未见过他们有那样的情绪发泄,甚至在自己孩子的问题上都不曾有过。你总觉得这段经历下来欠了他们太多太多,却根本不知道如何奉还。
你同时打开了两份文件,一页一页翻着,一页一页看着。他们这些年的习惯在这件事上也丝毫不含糊,每字每句都不夹带任何感情,也没有任何提到对方的意思。你第一次读的时候就觉得如果盖住名字和职位,你感觉不出是他们写的,现在还是如此。可这笔迹又太过熟悉,看着它们,你都能想象出他们就在这张桌上同时填完这些琐碎的材料,放下笔,一前一后离开这间办公室的样子,就像还是学生时那样。
现在回想,那个时候他已经显露出激进派的端倪,而她很明显在大部分问题上更加保守。你偶尔会想,二十多岁的自己是否早就觉察这些差异,而如果那个曾经理智的自己更早一点试图缓和这种性格乃至观念的矛盾,而不是任其发展,是不是一切都会不一样?但从来,从来就没有如果,而你一直就是那个以懦弱为借口封死所有可能性的人,让一切朝着不可逆转的方向坠落。
也许是感情太过泛滥,你又想起了一件很久没有回忆过的事:入职培训结束的那天晚上,你们三个人打赌谁会在这里“荒废”最久,似乎那时大家都已经抱有更高的志向;他觉得是她,而她认为是他,你开着玩笑提议让他们剪刀石头布三局两胜。你想不起结果了,但总之你,还有他们,都从没想到过,最后的那一个人竟然是你。
两份文件都翻到了最后一页,在备注的地方两人都只留下了空白。你看着自己在底部冷冰冰的签名,想法万千,但终究无法叹息。
为什么大卫戴着两四顶高礼帽
项目编号:SCP-CN-1363
项目等级:Safe
特殊收容措施:当发现任何疑似受到SCP-CN-1363影响的艺术作品时,MTF-庚辰-09“画作猎手”将对该作品按照如下步骤进行特殊处理:与收藏该作品的博物馆进行协商使作品暂时停止展出,将作品放置于一密闭空间内,使用功率适当的吹风机和大小合适的人像画作复制品对作品上的SCP-CN-1363进行回收。若在网络上发现受到影响的作品的视频或文字资料,基金会将以舆论控制6的阻碍群众对于SCP-CN-1363的认知,以保护受影响作品的艺术价值与完整性。
描述:SCP-CN-1363是一种会出现于各类人像相关的艺术作品上的现象,具体表现为该作品中的所有人像上,以“头”字结尾的身体部位会在顶部出现一顶圣诞帽,大小会根据该部位自行调整,颜色和风格与作品一致。当受影响的作品周围一定距离内出现气流时7,SCP-CN-1363会从当前受影响作品中消失,并出现于沿气流方向距离较为接近的人像相关的作品上。所有SCP-CN-1363即使在同一件作品上生成,后续的“传播”行为不会重复,即一件作品的SCP-CN-1363现象可能因人像过多,通过不同方向的传播至数件其他作品。
当网络上于201█年末开始广泛传播受到SCP-CN-1363的各类作品的资料后,PoI-25439,一名█████大学的学生徐██在各类社交平台上宣称是自己的代码引起了此类现象。经过对所提到的代码进行分析后,研究人员认为该代码确实具有相关的异常效应。此项目的研究人员以调查记者的身份对PoI-25439进行了访问:
受访者:PoI-25439
采访者:研究员Zilin
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研究员Zilin:所以徐同学,你这么做的初衷是什么?
PoI-25439:从小我的父母就希望我成为一个艺术家,所以什么国画书法素描雕刻,各种事情我都试过,但好像就是少了那根筋,什么都只学得到皮毛,要不然就是老师直接找父母让我别浪费时间了。父母虽然不说,但应该对我也挺失望的……
研究员Zilin:(打断)抱歉徐同学,你可以详细谈谈做这件事的动机吗?
PoI-25439:哦好的,抱歉。我们学校旁边是███美院,我周末出去的时候经常会穿过那里。然后这学期开学之后的第一个周末他们刚好在社团招新……
研究员Zilin轻轻咳嗽了一下
PoI-25439:……其实他们这种专业院校的社团都很严肃的,不会对我这种其他学校的门外汉有任何兴趣,我也只是感受下氛围。但是我突然看到一个空的摊位,只放了一堆海报在那里,上面还强调了“无艺术经验者优先”。我想这不就是在说我吗,然后就顺手拿了一份。
研究员Zilin:海报你还有吗?或者说那个社团的名字是什么?
PoI-25439:海报我一直放在抽屉里的。社团好像是叫……“are we cool yet”。挺奇怪的,他们学校管得很严,我还以为这种看上去都不知道是干什么的名字肯定不行。
研究员Zilin:所以你和这个社团联络了吗?
PoI-25439:他们在海报上留了个邮箱,我就发了个表达想加入他们的邮件过去,还顺便把我的作品集发了过去。
研究员Zilin:作品集是什么意思?
PoI-25439:哦,就是我的GitHub主页,他们一直这么叫的,我也顺口了。不过他们也挺惊讶的,我想的反而是热情一点没什么坏处吧。我还跟他们讲了我小时候学那些才艺的故事。
研究员Zilin:所以是他们告诉你这么做的?
PoI-25439:嗯……不完全是吧。他们……其实好像只有一个人和我接触,和我说了很多。还和我说什么因为我的专业方向是计算机图像,正好也是他们接下来想尝试的方向,什么“通过数据层打入现实以拓宽艺术的边界”之类的。听起来好像他们每年都会往不同的领域发展一下,我还觉得挺有意思的。然后他提了一些点子给我,还说本来每个人都应该在行动之前写份项目书之类的,但还没人干过类似的事情所以就让我放手去做。
研究员Zilin:可以具体说说你是怎么做到的吗?
PoI-25439:那个和我联络的人给了我一段代码模板,让我研究一下一个叫做“Arteality”的库然后做自己想做的就行了。说实话,我也不敢太放手去做,但还是希望能够引起一些注意,尤其是社团里的其他人,所以就学了几个简单的功能写了个脚本跑了一下。因为我记得当时学校附近的博物馆里面有买《清明上河图》的复制品的,我想着给那么多人都带上个帽子肯定会有人看到的,就这么写的脚本。
研究员Zilin:那为什么是大礼帽,而不是其他类型的帽子?
PoI-25439:我研究了一下那个库,发现很多功能还不完全,
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这里太暗了。
这里太暗了。
你意识到自己的思维重复了这个想法两次。两次。而你甚至没有感觉到自己的双眼睁开。双眼睁开。停下。停下这种惯性。
你无暇顾及这种惯性了,因为你突然发现想不起来自己在那里。而它现在似乎也停止了。你试着睁眼。
没有反应。你有意识地操控自己器官的行为甚至得不到任何反馈。
你突然感觉自己
在你的意识陷入更暗之前,有什么温热的东西流过。
作家写死了自己
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