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Item #: SCP-CN-213-J

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-CN-213-J is currently contained in Aquarium 2 in Site-CN-34. Water refreshment need to be applied every two days by the maintenance crew, and unicellular algae are deployed as the subject's food on a regular basis. In the case of the subject entering activation state, any Site-CN-34 personnel that has visual on the subject must immediately report to Agent with Level 1 security clearances or higher to transfer the subject to it's containment aquarium.

Description: SCP-CN-213-J is an instance of Panopea generosa, a species of shellfish classified as Mollusca Phylum, Bivalvia Class, Myoida Order, Hiatellidae Family, Panopea Genus, commonly known as ''Geoducks''.

In the subject's inactive state, any attempt to communicate with the subject will be replied with the sentence: ''Why don't you ask…the Magic Geoduck?(你为什么不去问问神奇象拔蚌呢?)'' in Chinese Mandarin. X ray examination showed a mutation in the lower end the subject's tentacles, suggesting this was the origin of it's anomalous ability of vocalization.

In the subject's active state, the subject will vanish from it's aquarium with unknown manner, reappear around an item, which the subject considers sexual suggestive, and commenting about the mentioned item and it's owner with a "scoundrelly" tone. (View Incident Log-213-alpha)

The subject was recovered from ▇▇ girl's school after receiving reports about ''A mantis shrimp talking nonsense.'' form multiple girl's high schools, junior high schools and kindergartens.

Incident Log-213-alpha

Subject's Location: In the chalk slot on the blackboard in Site-CN-34 canteen with "Sausage Paella" written on it.

Subject's Comment: Save the men, so no to Sausage Paella! Sausage, um.

Note: The subject was taken back to Aquarium 2 by Agent ▇▇ Chen who prevented it from being cooked by the canteen's staff.

Subject's Location: Beside a dil[REDACTED] in Site-CN-34 Agent Wang's personal locker.

Subject's Comment: Aren't you aware of you future husband unable to satisfy you like this XL sized?

Note: Agent Wang's attempt to neutralize the subject was stopped by a MTF crew passing by, the subject was sent to Aquarium 2. Agent Wang apply for reassign to Site-CN-34 that afternoon. The application has been approved.

Subject's Location: Near Site-CN-34 researcher T▇▇▇▇'s mobile phone on her desk. The wallpaper of the phone was one of T▇▇▇▇'s private selfie.

Subject's Comment: Ten point for this if you let me [REDACTED] you, and 0 if not.

Note: The subject was sent back to Aquarium 2 by researchers who shared office with T▇▇▇▇, T▇▇▇▇ herself was not informed of this incident.

Subject's Location: On Site-CN-34 researcher Dr. Hannah's opened school yearbook in her bookshelf, the content on the page was: "After my graduation I will return to my hometown in Texas, be sure to visit me if Hannah have spare time! Cause Everything is bigger in Texas! "

Subject's Comment: Everything is longer in Panopea abrupta!

Note: [DATA EXPUNGED], the subject had been inactive for 60 days after this incident.



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