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Item #: SCP-17503

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-17503 must be destroyed as soon as possible. At this time, no means available to SCP teams are capable of destroying SCP-17503, only able to cause massive physical damage. SCP-17503 should be contained within a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m chamber with 25 cm reinforced acid-resistant steel plate lining all inside surfaces. The containment chamber should be filled with hydrochloric acid until SCP-17503 is submerged and incapacitated. Any attempts of SCP-17503 to move, speak, or breach containment should be reacted to quickly and with full force as called for by the circumstances.

Personnel are forbidden to speak to SCP-17503, for fear of provoking a rage-state. All unauthorized personnel attempting to communicate to SCP-17503 will be restrained and removed by force.

Due to its frequent attempts at containment breach, difficulty of containment and incapacitation, and high threat of Foundation Exposure, SCP-17503 is to be contained in site [REDACTED]. The Foundation will use the best of its resources to maintain all land within fifty (50) kilometers clear of human development.

Description: SCP-17503 is a large, vaguely reptile-like creature of unknown origin. t appears to be extremely intelligent, and was observed to engage in complex communication with SCP-079 during their limited time of

Reading what I have written, I smashed the keyboard as the damn reptile appeared in my mind.

Filled the rest of the document with scrambles, I logged into the Wikidot to check the new Featured SCP of the month with burning envy in my heart.

SCP-17233 The Nokia1——The hard if not impossible to destroy phone.

Praised even by the most experienced members, the document is seen as

Perfectly placed pop-culture reference, self-upvoting with great confidence2 granted it 1230 upvotes, a solid proof of its writer's great talent.
"If I can write something like this…"having a bee in my bonnet, my eyes came across with the latest document: SCP-17234 Hard-to-Destroy Diamond Reptile3.

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